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2013-01-31 09:57:08 PM  
mojoimage.com
 
2013-01-31 11:42:26 PM  
Only if you do it right.
 
2013-01-31 11:46:51 PM  
This may explain why I've spent my entire life searching for that one special someone who wants to make out in the back row of a theater during Naked Gun and then engage in a seconds-long encounter in a half-lit parking garage in the front seat of a white Ford escort owned by someone's mother. Forever alone. Forever. Alone.
 
2013-02-01 12:17:53 AM  
Well, this thread should be entertaining.
 
2013-02-01 12:19:02 AM  
Hubby punched my V card, so I suppose I'll never know the difference.
 
2013-02-01 12:20:07 AM  
juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 12:20:13 AM  
Well, luckily I'm protected by not having a strong enough sex drive to overcome my natural hatred and distrust of other people. I'm sure dying without getting laid will in no way have negative repercussions in my life.
 
2013-02-01 12:21:23 AM  
Never say never.

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby punched my V card, so I suppose I'll never know the difference.

 
2013-02-01 12:21:32 AM  
Nice find, subby.  Most farkers could use this information when they finally lose their virginities.
 
2013-02-01 12:24:10 AM  
My first time was when I was really young, unaware of how to do things, and still figuring out what girls were. (13)... It put me in the mindset to learn everything I can about the female anatomy and how it works so I can maximize pleasure in my partner. Of course, that left emotional baggage as well, and I still have problems with normal relationships, because I don't take time to do the things *I* want to do, and that leaves me getting walked all over and used. So yeah, while the sex is great, the rest of the relationship is usually shiat.
 
2013-02-01 12:25:01 AM  
juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 12:25:11 AM  
It definitely scarred me for life: I was completely pissed and fell over a timber fence, cutting the bejesus out of my knee. The scar's still there. I had meat falling out of me quite a bit that night.
 
2013-02-01 12:25:39 AM  
Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?
 
2013-02-01 12:27:07 AM  
Great article.
Paraphrased: "The study included only college aged students whose first encounter was heterosexual, consensual and within the last 3 years. Anyone not fitting that profile was excluded from the study."
 
2013-02-01 12:27:28 AM  
And ... scene

cravingideas.blogs.com cravingideas.blogs.com
 
2013-02-01 12:27:57 AM  
Ain't no scars on me.
 
2013-02-01 12:29:59 AM  
I avoid meat packing plants, clowns cause me nightmares and the smell of butane... no, anything but that. Finally got over my fear of eggplant.
 
2013-02-01 12:30:37 AM  

HempHead: [juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com image 850x686]


I'm sure Sally Mann doesn't mind you using her photograph in this tread.
 
2013-02-01 12:30:40 AM  
That sweet hooker did not scar me.  She saved me.  I suspect those with scars are doing it wrong or are just mentally farked up to begin with.
 
Oak
2013-02-01 12:30:48 AM  
No scars: there's plenty of room in the back seat of a '72 LTD.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:27 AM  
First time with a girl - she came looking for me.  I didn't know her, or how she knew of me.  She said "wanna go boink" and I said "yep".  I was 14.
First time with a boy(s) - saw a amazingly hot couple at a bar.  I said "Wanna go boink" and they said "yep".  I was 21.

/not hard to do.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:27 AM  
Remember my first time? I can barely remember the last time with my wife.
 
2013-02-01 12:33:16 AM  
Well, that wasn't a very helpful article.
 
2013-02-01 12:33:21 AM  
Back in 1974, I lost my cherry to my first high school sweetheart while my second high school sweetheart moped around downstairs because we didn't have television (my family just moved to the mountains and we couldn't afford Stone age cable back then).

I developed a guilt trip about that until a few years ago, I ran across the second sweetheart on Facebook. I asked her if she was still pissed off about me and number one. She told me that it ruined her life (she went and married another guy who promptly got himself killed on a motorcycle).

My guilt trip is now an around-the-world cruise.
 
2013-02-01 12:34:10 AM  
I lost it with the Penthouse July 1984 issue.
 
2013-02-01 12:34:25 AM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby punched my V card, so I suppose I'll never know the difference.


Same here. Ten years later we're still having sex so I guess i'll be ok.

/as soon as he unchains me
 
2013-02-01 12:34:53 AM  
I don't see how virginity applies here.  Every woman I've been with having a vagina size Jenna Jameson or below has been scared for life, and left with future sexual experiences as follows:

www.midlifegamer.net
 
2013-02-01 12:35:11 AM  
I'm glad they pointed out the idiocy of doing this study on college students. So many psych studies are on college students because the researchers are professors who make participating in a certain number of studies a requirment for everyone talking Intro to Psychology.
 
2013-02-01 12:37:14 AM  

Coelacanth: Back in 1974, I lost my cherry to my first high school sweetheart while my second high school sweetheart moped around downstairs because we didn't have television (my family just moved to the mountains and we couldn't afford Stone age cable back then).

I developed a guilt trip about that until a few years ago, I ran across the second sweetheart on Facebook. I asked her if she was still pissed off about me and number one. She told me that it ruined her life (she went and married another guy who promptly got himself killed on a motorcycle).

My guilt trip is now an around-the-world cruise.


YOu should have requested a threesome, then you'd be off the hook when she refused.
 
2013-02-01 12:37:58 AM  

studebaker hoch: First time with a girl - she came looking for me.  I didn't know her, or how she knew of me.  She said "wanna go boink" and I said "yep".  I was 14.
First time with a boy(s) - saw a amazingly hot couple at a bar.  I said "Wanna go boink" and they said "yep".  I was 21.

/not hard to do.


That's pretty hot and amazingly like my story. Just saying : )
 
2013-02-01 12:38:07 AM  
Yeah, I have scars from my first time.  Scars across the back from her fingernails and burn scars on my hand from where she got off putting her cigarettes out on me.  I was too scarred to go back for a second time.  I mean I would have, but she mentioned knife play and I barely survived breath play with her.
 
2013-02-01 12:39:03 AM  

Fano: Coelacanth: Back in 1974, I lost my cherry to my first high school sweetheart while my second high school sweetheart moped around downstairs because we didn't have television (my family just moved to the mountains and we couldn't afford Stone age cable back then).

I developed a guilt trip about that until a few years ago, I ran across the second sweetheart on Facebook. I asked her if she was still pissed off about me and number one. She told me that it ruined her life (she went and married another guy who promptly got himself killed on a motorcycle).

My guilt trip is now an around-the-world cruise.

YOu should have requested a threesome, then you'd be off the hook when she refused.




You think I didn't?
 
2013-02-01 12:39:39 AM  
Mine was great. I met a girl, she took my phone number, and came to my house that evening. I was 22, and had never even french kissed a girl before, and I could not believe my luck. I kept waking up that night, amazed that this young woman was in my bed. It was the greatest feeling ever. She was pretty damned cute too. Turned out to be more than a little bit nutty though. Took me a year to get another girlfriend, then after that, nothing. But at least I have a few memories.
 
2013-02-01 12:39:58 AM  

rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?


Holy shiat find a farking Hooker before you explode or go on a killing spree.

/just advice
//just trying to help
 
2013-02-01 12:40:02 AM  
It was only scarring due to vanilla ice playing on the radio and when her dad got up to use the bathroom

"If it's my mom she'll come see why my light is still on.'

"uhhh........."
 
2013-02-01 12:40:23 AM  

Phins: I'm glad they pointed out the idiocy of doing this study on college students. So many psych studies are on college students because the researchers are professors who make participating in a certain number of studies a requirment for everyone talking Intro to Psychology.


Lord knows that I trolled hard in every study I had to take part in.

/won my Prisoner's dilemma round, cue sad face of partner who didn't expect it, won 5 bucks
//had to answer sex and drinking questions while alternatively wearing a devil/angel puppet
 
2013-02-01 12:42:48 AM  
So don't lose your virginity. Got it.

Lost mine of the floor of the girl's mom's apartment. MTV was playing, appropriately, Peter Gabriel's "Big Time" in the background. It was clumsy and awkward (she had no idea I was a virgin) but it certainly didn't "scar" me.

♫I'm on my way I'm making it♫
 
2013-02-01 12:43:03 AM  
Or, as The Atlantic's Lindsay Abrams puts it, skillfully ramping the hysterical implications of this study up to 11 while appearing to ask a simple rhetorical question,

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-01 12:43:44 AM  

tgambitg: My first time was when I was really young, unaware of how to do things, and still figuring out what girls were. (13)... It put me in the mindset to learn everything I can about the female anatomy and how it works so I can maximize pleasure in my partner. Of course, that left emotional baggage as well, and I still have problems with normal relationships, because I don't take time to do the things *I* want to do, and that leaves me getting walked all over and used. So yeah, while the sex is great, the rest of the relationship is usually shiat.


Glad i'm not the only one...
 
2013-02-01 12:44:53 AM  
I imagine if it was by rape it would be scarring.
 
2013-02-01 12:44:54 AM  

rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?


Look on the bright side - no chance of STDs.
 
2013-02-01 12:45:29 AM  
FTA: "The study, conducted by two psychology professors at the Universities of Mississippi and Tennessee, purports to demonstrate that the way you lose your virginity "is so salient that it is related to future sexual satisfaction and functioning."

So, did their study revolve around "daddy says I'm the best" and "squeal like a pig"?
 
2013-02-01 12:45:48 AM  
Hmmpf. Good thing the first time was pretty awesome.
 
2013-02-01 12:45:50 AM  
With a catholic school girl while watching "hackers" on my friends fold-out couch. And then in his shower, and then on top of the pillows of his roommate that I hated, and then on his floor, and then on his kitchen table. It was a busy afternoon...
I do not regret calling in to work late that day.
 
2013-02-01 12:46:14 AM  

fusillade762: So don't lose your virginity. Got it.


No problems there, never bothered. Most of the girls in my high school were utter biatches.
 
2013-02-01 12:46:16 AM  
And scars may make you a virgin for life.....
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edwardjamesolmos.jpg
 
2013-02-01 12:49:14 AM  

thorthor: rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?

Holy shiat find a farking Hooker before you explode or go on a killing spree.

/just advice
//just trying to help


The voices say it's sinful.

I listen to the voices.

All night long.
 
2013-02-01 12:50:19 AM  
My first time in the back seat of moms toyota corolla, in the parking lot of an a&p. Jerry g. Old and in the way on the cassette deck. Didn't last long, but it was awesome. Ah sweet memories. Married for 21 yrs now, lucky if I can beg for it twice a month. Oh well. Can honestly say that love is much more important than sex. Isn't it??!!?
 
2013-02-01 12:50:48 AM  

Fano: FTA: "The study, conducted by two psychology professors at the Universities of Mississippi and Tennessee, purports to demonstrate that the way you lose your virginity "is so salient that it is related to future sexual satisfaction and functioning."

So, did their study revolve around "daddy says I'm the best" and "squeal like a pig"?


Squeal like a pig is Georgia, sorry bud.
 
2013-02-01 12:52:21 AM  
Lose my virginity?  I read fark instead.
 
2013-02-01 12:52:29 AM  

FizixJunkee: Nice find, subby.  Most farkers could use this information when they finally lose their virginities.


How many does one usually have?

/P.S. Your vagina's in the sink
 
2013-02-01 12:53:33 AM  
Tell it to my uncle subby.
 
2013-02-01 12:54:34 AM  
That is why some people prefer sexting.
 
2013-02-01 12:56:02 AM  
That was the most traumatic 30 seconds of my life

idannyb.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 12:56:39 AM  

SpdrJay: And scars may make you a virgin for life.....
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edwardjamesolmos.jpg


www.pajiba.com
It's ok, he makes his own Real Dolls.
 
2013-02-01 12:57:16 AM  
If your sex story starts with: "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing, give it a lick... Mmmmm, it tastes just like raisins!" then there is no helping you from that trauma.
 
2013-02-01 01:06:25 AM  
i finally had an orgasm, and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.
 
2013-02-01 01:07:05 AM  

hundreddollarman: Well, this thread should be entertaining.


I'd say most Farkers are safe.
 
2013-02-01 01:07:17 AM  
I was 13, in a field behind a church on a pile of broken sidewalk slabs. Took my first hit of acid later that year, kinda tough to figure out where the scars come from.
 
2013-02-01 01:08:51 AM  
With my cousin...
 
2013-02-01 01:09:05 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: I was 13, in a field behind a church on a pile of broken sidewalk slabs. Took my first hit of acid later that year, kinda tough to figure out where the scars come from.


If you were a Catholic altar boy, I'd say the sex.
 
2013-02-01 01:10:15 AM  

KangTheMad: DreamyAltarBoy: I was 13, in a field behind a church on a pile of broken sidewalk slabs. Took my first hit of acid later that year, kinda tough to figure out where the scars come from.

If you were a Catholic altar boy, I'd say the sex.


Yeah, I'd ask the priest how good he was.
 
2013-02-01 01:11:19 AM  
First time was a rape, so no study questions for me. Good news is the fiancé and I average once a day, so it's hard to say I'm scarred in any way.

/the fact that I'm bi, like to be submissive, and have a good amount of kink means I'm normal. Right?
 
2013-02-01 01:11:31 AM  

Fano: FTA: "The study, conducted by two psychology professors at the Universities of Mississippi and Tennessee, purports to demonstrate that the way you lose your virginity "is so salient that it is related to future sexual satisfaction and functioning."

So, did their study revolve around "daddy says I'm the best" and "squeal like a pig"?


Came here to say something like that
 
2013-02-01 01:12:44 AM  
13 boyscout camp circle jerk turned fourgy
 
2013-02-01 01:15:50 AM  
I hope the coont hole I saved myself for can sleep at night after, you know, pretending she didn't have a husband and then, you know, revealing she did have a husband and, you know, using him for the reason she had to break up with me, you know, after I told her how: being a catholic dude - the first time was special, you know.

/may be a little bitter @ the girl
//may have gained 100lbs in protest
///may be a little bitter @ the loss of one's eternal soul.
////Is happy he will be teaching his sons to... well, you don't want to know
 
2013-02-01 01:16:23 AM  
... Like in the back of a Volkswagon?
 
2013-02-01 01:18:25 AM  
I lost mine having sex and I'm okay with that...
 
2013-02-01 01:18:55 AM  
17, drugged and raped.

So, yeah, I think that has had a pretty significant outcome on my life. I'm probably a lot more gentle and cautious (unless explicitly told NOT to be) than I would be otherwise.

That has paid dividends beyond measure in my life, so... it sucked, but I think I won in the end.
 
2013-02-01 01:19:21 AM  
18, freshman year. Passed out drunk in some chick's bed at an apartment party, woke to a bj. Lost focus sometime around when she started bouncing up and down on me. I remember the thought- 'Yay! Sex! Finally' I remember she was thick and blonde and had huge boobs. When I woke in the am, she was gone. I have no idea what her name was.

Scarred? Meh. I like em with more meat than bone.

/ CSB
 
2013-02-01 01:19:22 AM  

cardex: 13 boyscout camp circle jerk turned fourgy


Well, damn son, that's an epic tale needs told.
 
2013-02-01 01:19:36 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 01:19:48 AM  
I think the social constructs that make virginity sound like a Big Deal and the whole idea that human sexuality is unnatural and wrong farks up a lot more people than the sex itself.
 
2013-02-01 01:20:00 AM  
For one thing, it ignores people whose first sexual encounter involved "physical force," which is, unfortunately, a not insignificant portion of the population. (Twelve people were excluded from the study because their first sexual encounter was rape.) It also defines virginity loss in a way that leaves out most lesbians and gay men, since the participants "needed to have had heterosexual intercourse to be eligible."

I can't stand people who throw their own agenda into their misunderstanding of how science works. Not that this study was necessarily great, but when you're trying to see the effects of some action on a person's future, you throw certain things, SUCH AS RAPE, out of the sample for obvious reasons. To say that they should have included rape victims is absolutely ludicrous. And the study was about heterosexual sex so as to not complicate matters (any more than they already are). So naturally the author tries to turn it into "these people's voices are aren't being heard!" sort of thing.

Learn to use science morans.
 
2013-02-01 01:20:14 AM  
Slate is trying it's best to say the study was unscientific, but it was and is. Sorry if it doesn't say what you want it to say.

If they think they can do it, better, than do it. Fund it. Otherwise it's bullshiat to say "The truth is..." without having any shred of evidence to back it up and shiatting over those that do.
 
2013-02-01 01:20:30 AM  
I used to pester and gawk at this beatiful black girl in my neighborhood for years. I was 12 and  she was several years older and used to tease me in front of everyone about how I would never get any so quit looking. Then one day, I guess she just needed some dick, she came at me and I lost mine in my playhouse (a bizzarre miniature version of our actual house made from leftover materials) with her. She told me never to tell anyone or I wouldn't get it again. Yeah, about that. lol
 
2013-02-01 01:20:58 AM  

elchupacabra: ... Like in the back of a Volkswagon?


Sounds uncomfortable.
 
2013-02-01 01:22:47 AM  
I remember thinking "THIS is what all the fuss is about? Really?".  About that time it was over, a minute or two total I'd say, and he was extremely pleased with himself.  Wanted to know if it was good for me.

God it was so farking stupid, but I didn't know shiat from shiat.  Complete waste of time and foreplay.
 
2013-02-01 01:25:12 AM  
I remember too many first times I get them confused.
 
2013-02-01 01:25:26 AM  
Lost mine to a Korean prostitute.  Still have a thing for Asians so this might be true.
 
2013-02-01 01:25:41 AM  
And then, one day, I learned about the clitoris and just how much you could do w/ your hands and mouth.

I was glad I played cello and sax for so long- good muscle tone .

Since then....well, I pleased some ladies. Hell, the Mrs. is 11 years younger. Must be doing something right.
 
2013-02-01 01:27:28 AM  
I had a friend who finally screwed some fat chick in his senior year in high school. His reaction, "I'm glad I got that over with". He later joined the coast guard, not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2013-02-01 01:27:31 AM  
After seeing Scream 2 in the theater and then at her place. It was weird and had issues getting it going. Found out I'm good at going down however.

/later learned I usually need to ease in a new partner
//girthy
 
2013-02-01 01:28:17 AM  

RoyHobbs22: I imagine if it was by rape it would be scarring.


 I kind of figured that's why they didn't include the "rape ones". Plenty of studies have already been done on that.

 It's funny people are complaining about the study having parameters. All studies do. And not every person is a fit for every study. If you tried to do that, there'd be all kinds of problems (funding for your exceedingly large participant base comes to mind quickly).

 Others will expand and/or go over it in more detail as time goes on.
 
2013-02-01 01:28:20 AM  
i called her Esmerelda but then she turned rotten!

they all go rotten, eventually :(


t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-01 01:29:08 AM  

Christian Bale: For one thing, it ignores people whose first sexual encounter involved "physical force," which is, unfortunately, a not insignificant portion of the population. (Twelve people were excluded from the study because their first sexual encounter was rape.) It also defines virginity loss in a way that leaves out most lesbians and gay men, since the participants "needed to have had heterosexual intercourse to be eligible."

I can't stand people who throw their own agenda into their misunderstanding of how science works. Not that this study was necessarily great, but when you're trying to see the effects of some action on a person's future, you throw certain things, SUCH AS RAPE, out of the sample for obvious reasons. To say that they should have included rape victims is absolutely ludicrous. And the study was about heterosexual sex so as to not complicate matters (any more than they already are). So naturally the author tries to turn it into "these people's voices are aren't being heard!" sort of thing.

Learn to use science morans.


Annnd....this.

/guess I should've read just a few more posts down before posting.
 
2013-02-01 01:29:18 AM  

Peki: First time was a rape, so no study questions for me. Good news is the fiancé and I average once a day, so it's hard to say I'm scarred in any way.

/the fact that I'm bi, like to be submissive, and have a good amount of kink means I'm normal. Right?


Sounds like it to me, more power to ya. And every one should have a bit of kink.
/Sorry about what happened.
 
2013-02-01 01:29:32 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: It's ok, he makes his own Real Dolls.


Kwame?
 
2013-02-01 01:32:32 AM  

sxacho: I had a friend who finally screwed some fat chick in his senior year in high school. His reaction, "I'm glad I got that over with". He later joined the coast guard, not that there's anything wrong with that.


Later, he was thrown out of the Coast Guard for riding manatees.
 
2013-02-01 01:32:59 AM  

cuzsis: It's funny people are complaining about the study having parameters. All studies do. And not every person is a fit for every study. If you tried to do that, there'd be all kinds of problems (funding for your exceedingly large participant base comes to mind quickly).


I just honestly can't see the value of a study on long term sexual satisfaction as related to the loss of virginity that only covers very young people who haven't had much time to enter into other relationships.
 
2013-02-01 01:33:17 AM  

thorthor: My first time in the back seat of moms toyota corolla,


Hey, you and me have something in common!
 
2013-02-01 01:35:06 AM  

Repo Man: rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?

Look on the bright side - no chance of STDs.


I heard you could git those from the public turlit!!!
 
2013-02-01 01:36:12 AM  

Genevieve Marie: cuzsis: It's funny people are complaining about the study having parameters. All studies do. And not every person is a fit for every study. If you tried to do that, there'd be all kinds of problems (funding for your exceedingly large participant base comes to mind quickly).

I just honestly can't see the value of a study on long term sexual satisfaction as related to the loss of virginity that only covers very young people who haven't had much time to enter into other relationships.


Unfortunately, it's not exactly easy to do a study of people like you're describing.  By definition, it would take years to come to any sort of conclusion, as you would have to follow the same people for years.  But you know that, I'm sure.
 
2013-02-01 01:37:11 AM  
If you killed them afterwards, and dumped the body in a 55 gallon drum of acid, but kept the head as a souvenir, does it still count?
 
2013-02-01 01:37:39 AM  

Genevieve Marie: cuzsis: It's funny people are complaining about the study having parameters. All studies do. And not every person is a fit for every study. If you tried to do that, there'd be all kinds of problems (funding for your exceedingly large participant base comes to mind quickly).

I just honestly can't see the value of a study on long term sexual satisfaction as related to the loss of virginity that only covers very young people who haven't had much time to enter into other relationships.


Well said, I didn't RTFA or anything but really, what are they trying to prove?
 
2013-02-01 01:37:51 AM  

Krieghund: Only if you do it right.



Last one out, please turn off the lights.
 
2013-02-01 01:39:10 AM  

aaronius: Genevieve Marie: cuzsis: It's funny people are complaining about the study having parameters. All studies do. And not every person is a fit for every study. If you tried to do that, there'd be all kinds of problems (funding for your exceedingly large participant base comes to mind quickly).

I just honestly can't see the value of a study on long term sexual satisfaction as related to the loss of virginity that only covers very young people who haven't had much time to enter into other relationships.

Unfortunately, it's not exactly easy to do a study of people like you're describing.  By definition, it would take years to come to any sort of conclusion, as you would have to follow the same people for years.  But you know that, I'm sure.


I do. I understand why it would be challenging. I just also think it's the only way any research on this subject would be at all useful.

I mean, if you'd interviewed me a year after I lost my virginity, I would have still been pining for the guy I lost it to, because I was in love with him and he'd dumped me. It took a solid ten years of perspective to realize that part of the reason I thought I was in love with him was because I had to justify to myself the decision to have sex- and that a lot of the ideas I'd been raised with were screwy.
 
2013-02-01 01:41:09 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Well said, I didn't RTFA or anything but really, what are they trying to prove?


Probably that True Love Waits and OMG DON'T HAVE SEX THE WORLD WILL COME CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU AGAIN.

Honestly, I think the idea that you're damaged or ruined by having sex screws up waaay more people than sex itself. Looking back when I was younger- I had a lot of sex. It was mostly highly enjoyable. The only stuff that really hurt at the time was people treating me as damaged because I'd chosen to have sex.
 
2013-02-01 01:41:11 AM  

Genevieve Marie: aaronius: Genevieve Marie: cuzsis: It's funny people are complaining about the study having parameters. All studies do. And not every person is a fit for every study. If you tried to do that, there'd be all kinds of problems (funding for your exceedingly large participant base comes to mind quickly).

I just honestly can't see the value of a study on long term sexual satisfaction as related to the loss of virginity that only covers very young people who haven't had much time to enter into other relationships.

Unfortunately, it's not exactly easy to do a study of people like you're describing.  By definition, it would take years to come to any sort of conclusion, as you would have to follow the same people for years.  But you know that, I'm sure.

I do. I understand why it would be challenging. I just also think it's the only way any research on this subject would be at all useful.

I mean, if you'd interviewed me a year after I lost my virginity, I would have still been pining for the guy I lost it to, because I was in love with him and he'd dumped me. It took a solid ten years of perspective to realize that part of the reason I thought I was in love with him was because I had to justify to myself the decision to have sex- and that a lot of the ideas I'd been raised with were screwy.


Who knows, they may follow up with these people in a few years and see if anything has changed.  Anything is possible.

I won't even get into replying to your second point, as I'm just not all that into sharing intimate life details anonymously with people online that I don't even know.
 
2013-02-01 01:42:07 AM  
Scar isn't the word I'd use, but yeah...
 
2013-02-01 01:42:21 AM  

traylor: thorthor: My first time in the back seat of moms toyota corolla,

Hey, you and me have something in common!


You both lost your virginity in the back seat of his moms Toyota Carolla?
 
2013-02-01 01:42:23 AM  
Especially if vagina dentata are involved.
 
2013-02-01 01:43:17 AM  

Peki: First time was a rape, so no study questions for me. Good news is the fiancé and I average once a day, so it's hard to say I'm scarred in any way.

/the fact that I'm bi, like to be submissive, and have a good amount of kink means I'm normal. Right?


Legitimately.
 
2013-02-01 01:44:28 AM  
When I was 17, me and this cute cheerleader chick who was in my English class got together when her parents were gone to watch a "Ren and Stimpy" marathon that I had on tape. With in a short period of time, it was my first time. However, we were so caught up in the moment that we let Ren and Stimpy play on while we got it on. At one point in time I was hitting it doggy style in rythm with the song Happy Happy Joy Joy (to be honest I sang along under my breath at one point). I think this kinda scarred me for the rest of my life, but who knows... I know csb and such.
 
2013-02-01 01:46:45 AM  
urod.ru
 
2013-02-01 01:46:53 AM  
The time I almost lost my virginity was probably a shorter, crazier story.
CSB, Dear Penthouse Rejections and tl;dr bait:

I wanted to lose my virginity with a girl I loved and cared for...up until I was 18.  I spent a month just before I was 19 at a friend's party house getting drunk, playing video games, trying weed, and being social.  This was when Tony Hawk and the first Grand Theft Auto were big, to set the scene.  I remember points in my life based on what I was playing at the time.  That is probably a good indication of why I remained virginal until I was 18, but I digress.  While I was baked, drunk and generally out of my mind, I decided that I didn't want to be a 19 year old virgin, so I began to look for girls around my area on ICQ.

I found this girl I went to high school with.  I remembered her being at least presentable in my mind, so we started chatting.  She was still a virgin and wanted to lose her purity card, too.  A few <i>sexy</i> *shudder* phone calls later and I went to her apartment.  I knocked on the door and this really ugly guy answered.  I asked if the girl was home and he called her name.  I noticed another man there getting ready to go out.  Perhaps her dad was gay.  That's cool, whatever.  I should have looked a little closer in retrospect.  The first guy was her mom.  When she came to the door I found I had the wrong image in my mind of the girl I was thinking about from high school.  Still, I was determined.

Her...mom left with the boyfriend and we were watching some movies on the couch with her nephew and niece that she was babysitting.  They went to bed and we were watching...something.  It may have had Robin Williams in it, but I wasn't really paying attention as I was thinking the whole time about my situation.  We both sat there next to each other in silence for the duration of the film.  The credits ran.  The tape blacked out.  The snow fell on the screen.  The tape rewound.  The VCR turned off.  The blue hue of the tv due to the absent signal illuminated the room.  I looked at her.  She started to turn her head and I made the final decision to attack.

I pounced on her and she started making out with me for about 30 minutes before inviting me up to her room.  We went upstairs and started getting naked.  I was fumbling around like an idiot.  I'd had plenty of above the waist action, but little down below.  I started to move down to give her oral.  She obviously hadn't showered that day.  It was the nastiest funk I've ever tasted and I spent a good part of childhood putting weird, rancid things in my mouth on dares and what-have-yous.  I couldn't do that to my little guy, but I brought a condom.  I could dress him up at least.  SCUBA divers swim in the ocean but don't walk around all day smelling like fish, right?

We finally get to the penetration.  That went well.  I took it easy.  It was a little bloody, but I expected that.  What I didn't expect was to be so turned off that I started going limp.  About 25 minutes in, and every 5 minutes thereafter for a total duration of 40 minutes, I started faking leg cramps.  I had to pull out, get myself going and then try to focus on finishing.  How I envied those men with premature ejaculation.  Finally, it happened.  I had achieved what I meant to achieve: my most disappointing orgasm to date.

I fell asleep next to her.  She woke me up a couple of hours later wanting to go again.  I, brought a couple of condoms, but told her I was out.  She ran to her...mom's room in search of more and couldn't find any.  She suggested that we should just pull out, but I was very adamant about that condom.  Her nephew and niece woke up and she went downstairs to get them food.  I finished getting dressed and went to sit on the couch for a bit until the bus arrived.  The kids finished breakfast and started watching tv.  She came over, threw a pillow on my lap and tried to get me going again...in front of the kids.  I hastily thanked her for the evening, gave her a kiss, and left.  I went home and took the longest shower in the world.  I swear I could smell that funk on me for the next 6 months.

Addendum:
A month later, I went to her senior prom.  We drove with some mutual friends.  She wore a dress she made for renaissance fairs.  We stopped to get food and she tried to get me going under the table while we were all eating.  The notion hit me that she probably wanted to sleep with me that night.  Perhaps it was mean, but I couldn't do that again, especially with that smell so deeply ingrained in or on me.  I left her with those friends at the prom by the end of the night.  It was a dick move, I suppose, but I just couldn't do that again.

Thank god it got better.  It was nothing but quality pussy from there on out.
 
2013-02-01 01:48:27 AM  
That wasn't the time I almost lost my virginity, btw.  That last story was the time I did and was much, much longer than I anticipated.
 
2013-02-01 01:51:12 AM  

Genevieve Marie: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well said, I didn't RTFA or anything but really, what are they trying to prove?

Probably that True Love Waits and OMG DON'T HAVE SEX THE WORLD WILL COME CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU AGAIN.

Honestly, I think the idea that you're damaged or ruined by having sex screws up waaay more people than sex itself. Looking back when I was younger- I had a lot of sex. It was mostly highly enjoyable. The only stuff that really hurt at the time was people treating me as damaged because I'd chosen to have sex.


Right, gothcha, classic male BS. I guess it was Ia good thing then I didn't have sex with a man till I was 21-22 of course I had been sexually active since 14.
 
2013-02-01 01:56:41 AM  

jdmac: When I was 17, me and this cute cheerleader chick who was in my English class got together when her parents were gone to watch a "Ren and Stimpy" marathon that I had on tape. With in a short period of time, it was my first time. However, we were so caught up in the moment that we let Ren and Stimpy play on while we got it on. At one point in time I was hitting it doggy style in rythm with the song Happy Happy Joy Joy (to be honest I sang along under my breath at one point). I think this kinda scarred me for the rest of my life, but who knows... I know csb and such.


It wasn't my first time, but I've sung Happy Happy Joy Joy during sex too. She laughed, eventually I ended up marrying her.
 
2013-02-01 01:57:45 AM  

spman: traylor: thorthor: My first time in the back seat of moms toyota corolla,

Hey, you and me have something in common!

You both lost your virginity in the back seat of his moms Toyota Carolla?



Yep. There was plenty of space in it!

/no, not in the car
 
2013-02-01 01:59:20 AM  
The first time I had sex I was really scared................I was all alone.
cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2013-02-01 02:02:56 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.


Yes, know you know my dark secret : )
 
2013-02-01 02:03:32 AM  

amindofiron: cardex: 13 boyscout camp circle jerk turned fourgy

Well, damn son, that's an epic tale needs told.


more or less self explanatory i was 13 and at a 2 week long camping trip with about 300 other scouts for some reason a few of us had a late night event I think it was working on the astronomy merit badge after it was over around 2 am most of the guys went bed but 6 of us decided to take a shower first while we were soaping up one of the guys got hard and it was contagious next thing you know we were all stroking two of the guys finished then ran off.  Two of the guys were from the same town and one started blowing the other, the only guy left ask if I had ever done it i said no, next thing I know he is on his knees.  Became a nightly event for the 4 of us trading who was doing who.  Kinda wish I could remember the names of any of the other guys
 
2013-02-01 02:10:02 AM  
15 was drinking with some classmates when the older sister came in stoned as hell and took my beer away. Then basically ordered me to go to her room with her. Spent the next 8 or 9 months banging her in every place and position and way possible. Not traumatized in the least, I learned a lot. Still have a thing for redheads though.
/Can you have more than one first?
//Anal?
///Oral?
////Vaginal?
 
2013-02-01 02:10:59 AM  

Hyatus: The time I almost lost my virginity was probably a shorter, crazier story.
CSB, Dear Penthouse Rejections and tl;dr bait:

*snip*

Thank god it got better. It was nothing but quality pussy from there on out.





Mine's a little the other way. She was older (a friend of my mom's), and that biatch could suck start a Harley. I've been looking for over 30 years for a woman that could give head as good or better than her ever since. All the regular sex has been pretty good though.
 
2013-02-01 02:11:50 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )


*gasp*

well that......bites
 
2013-02-01 02:13:46 AM  

TenJed_77: 15 was drinking with some classmates when the older sister came in stoned as hell and took my beer away. Then basically ordered me to go to her room with her. Spent the next 8 or 9 months banging her in every place and position and way possible. Not traumatized in the least, I learned a lot. Still have a thing for redheads though.
/Can you have more than one first?
//Anal?
///Oral?
////Vaginal?


Please explain, your sister, or your friend's sister?
 
2013-02-01 02:17:31 AM  

KangTheMad: TenJed_77: 15 was drinking with some classmates when the older sister came in stoned as hell and took my beer away. Then basically ordered me to go to her room with her. Spent the next 8 or 9 months banging her in every place and position and way possible. Not traumatized in the least, I learned a lot. Still have a thing for redheads though.
/Can you have more than one first?
//Anal?
///Oral?
////Vaginal?

Please explain, your sister, or your friend's sister?

Friends older sister
 
2013-02-01 02:18:47 AM  

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )

*gasp*

well that......bites


Just be gentle or did you not see the documentary.
images.starpulse.com
 
2013-02-01 02:19:28 AM  

TenJed_77: KangTheMad: TenJed_77: 15 was drinking with some classmates when the older sister came in stoned as hell and took my beer away. Then basically ordered me to go to her room with her. Spent the next 8 or 9 months banging her in every place and position and way possible. Not traumatized in the least, I learned a lot. Still have a thing for redheads though.
/Can you have more than one first?
//Anal?
///Oral?
////Vaginal?

Please explain, your sister, or your friend's sister?
Friends older sister


Alright, that makes more sense
 
2013-02-01 02:20:23 AM  
Was to a Native American girl.

I've been in touch with the land ever since.
 
2013-02-01 02:21:11 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )


You say "yes," I say "know..."
 
2013-02-01 02:24:13 AM  
Nah, he was small.  Didn't leave scars.
 
2013-02-01 02:24:37 AM  

cardex: amindofiron: cardex: 13 boyscout camp circle jerk turned fourgy

Well, damn son, that's an epic tale needs told.

more or less self explanatory i was 13 and at a 2 week long camping trip with about 300 other scouts for some reason a few of us had a late night event I think it was working on the astronomy merit badge after it was over around 2 am most of the guys went bed but 6 of us decided to take a shower first while we were soaping up one of the guys got hard and it was contagious next thing you know we were all stroking two of the guys finished then ran off.  Two of the guys were from the same town and one started blowing the other, the only guy left ask if I had ever done it i said no, next thing I know he is on his knees.  Became a nightly event for the 4 of us trading who was doing who.  Kinda wish I could remember the names of any of the other guys


^this, is what I missed out on by not being a scout.
\was forbidden from joining, didn't know why at the time
\\turns out the local scoutmaster was a known kiddy diddler.
\\\not sure if the tradeoff would have been worth it.
 
2013-02-01 02:25:56 AM  

UsikFark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )

You say "yes," I say "know..."


Hon, If I ever go too long without typo's that means I'm not drinking and something is defiantly wrong with the universe : )
/Then be afraid.
 
2013-02-01 02:28:09 AM  
you people need to make your stories longer. I'm trying to fap over here!!!
 
2013-02-01 02:28:30 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: UsikFark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )

You say "yes," I say "know..."

Hon, If I ever go too long without typo's that means I'm not drinking and something is defiantly wrong with the universe : )
/Then be afraid.


yeah, she'll bite ya! ;)
 
2013-02-01 02:30:22 AM  
Well...yes. But only because I lived with that that neurotic biatch for the following 9 months.

-
 
2013-02-01 02:33:11 AM  
I don't think either of us were scarred. It was more like, "Was that it?" More awkward and anti-climatic than anything else.
 
2013-02-01 02:33:26 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )


Wait a minute...if vagina dentata "are" involved...is it there are more than one vagina or more than one dentatas? Or both?
 
2013-02-01 02:34:42 AM  
Hell my first kiss wasn't till i was 20. She was my neighbor girl also lost my virginity to her. We didn't really date or anything, just hooked up a few times. It wasn't anything special.
 
2013-02-01 02:39:20 AM  
Wow, a 20-or-30-something female Brooklynite website editor writing a column defending her sex life! Who ever heard of such a daring, refreshing concept for an article? It even mentions rape and "heteronormative" viewpoints! I smell Pulitzer!!! A+'s for everybody!!!!!
 
2013-02-01 02:42:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )

Wait a minute...if vagina dentata "are" involved...is it there are more than one vagina or more than one dentatas? Or both?


Here's a little song that could help : )
www.justsomebroad.com
/Wut?
 
2013-02-01 02:55:24 AM  
Not really a CSB, but by high school sweetheart drove 300 miles through the mountains to visit me during my freshman year in college. Out of respect for my dorm mate, I rented room in an econolodge. She, uh, "borrowed" a flowing nightgown from her mother to make it special, since she usually slept naked.

We did it 8 times that night. I fell asleep inside her halfway through, so the next time during foreplay I manage to discover and extract a full condom from deep within her nether. The next day we were trolling around the grocery store pharmacy shyly inquiring about recent developments in OTC "morning after" pills, but were turned away.

But it turned out fine. Plenty of scares over the remaining years, but she didn't actually get pregnant until after we'd been married for a year, and I had just gotten a good full time job. Actually, it happened when I got sent home from work again just after "the" Sept 11th. I still remember remarking how many other kids were born around the same time.

In 13 years of marriage, never got anywhere close to 8 times ever again. But the quality, control, and coordination is much improved, even as athleticism and variety has somewhat declined.

OK, now for CSB : when I was about 13, my older male cousin gave me oral to climax while we were experimenting in his room and playing video games. My wife still can't beat that :P
 
2013-02-01 02:59:18 AM  
The wife and I both punched our "V cards" when we got married.  Suffice it to say, everything went well, and you won't hear any complaints from either of us.

However, I have to admit that I'm a bit surprised that we managed to pull it off at all.  Between getting up extra early for hair appointments, tux adjustments, and last minute stuff, a wedding, a reception, and untangling the random crap that my buddies tied to my car, we were both beyond exhausted.

They really should allow a 1-2 hour break between weddings and receptions, so the newlyweds can take care of things while they're not tired as hell.  ;)
 
2013-02-01 03:01:41 AM  

Coelacanth: Back in 1974, I lost my cherry to my first high school sweetheart while my second high school sweetheart moped around downstairs because we didn't have television (my family just moved to the mountains and we couldn't afford Stone age cable back then).


Girlfriends like you are the reason I have trust issues with beautiful women.

I developed a guilt trip about that until a few years ago, I ran across the second sweetheart on Facebook. I asked her if she was still pissed off

Whoa, my bad.  I have nothing but respect for lesbians, with all the other shiat you probably have to deal with.
 
2013-02-01 03:02:46 AM  
Summer girl. I was 16, she was 17.
Nice body, face like Geddy Lee.

/no scars
 
2013-02-01 03:08:28 AM  

Betep: Summer girl. I was 16, she was 17.
Nice body, face like Geddy Lee.

/no scars


So she had a face like an old witchy woman?
 
2013-02-01 03:08:59 AM  
3 teens, I was 5. Dad claimed it was my fault.
I am sure they are dead now, so there is that.
 
2013-02-01 03:10:59 AM  

Genevieve Marie: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well said, I didn't RTFA or anything but really, what are they trying to prove?

Probably that True Love Waits and OMG DON'T HAVE SEX THE WORLD WILL COME CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU AGAIN.

Honestly, I think the idea that you're damaged or ruined by having sex screws up waaay more people than sex itself. Looking back when I was younger- I had a lot of sex. It was mostly highly enjoyable. The only stuff that really hurt at the time was people treating me as damaged because I'd chosen to have sex.


Considering the age of the people in their study, they should also have been examining how they had been scarred by NOT losing their virginity yet.
 
2013-02-01 03:13:24 AM  
Llama-skin rugs are really hard to find, so it's hard to know if I have any hangups. Also, I'm a bit old for 18-year-old blondes. And married.
 
2013-02-01 03:19:30 AM  

KangTheMad: fusillade762: So don't lose your virginity. Got it.

No problems there, never bothered. Most of the girls in my high school were utter biatches.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Utters.

/you were saying?
 
2013-02-01 03:29:49 AM  

Arn_Dee: Ain't no scars on me.


Look INSIDE
 
2013-02-01 03:32:11 AM  

Bob Down: Remember my first time? I can barely remember the last time with my wife.


Funny, I do.
 
2013-02-01 03:34:52 AM  
Yeah right. I've repressed those memories so much I couldn't remember if I wanted to.
 
2013-02-01 03:37:43 AM  

Peki: First time was a rape, so no study questions for me. Good news is the fiancé and I average once a day, so it's hard to say I'm scarred in any way.

/the fact that I'm bi, like to be submissive, and have a good amount of kink means I'm normal. Right?


As Savage said, Chinese menu sex, column A, B, and C, in increasing kink. People have a lot of A, and more C than they will admit.

(Me? Me, I like midgets wearing latex balloons.)
 
2013-02-01 03:39:02 AM  

Peki: /the fact that I'm bi, like to be submissive, and have a good amount of kink means I'm normal. Right?


That or it means your profile just got viewed by almost every guy here.
 
2013-02-01 03:41:10 AM  

not_an_indigo: Nah, he was small.  Didn't leave scars.


Well Ferk you,

You weren't even my first.

:O
 
2013-02-01 03:42:09 AM  
If you're scarred for life, you should probably have agreed on a safe word, before you started
 
2013-02-01 04:05:51 AM  

bigdanc: I hope the coont hole I saved myself for can sleep at night after, you know, pretending she didn't have a husband and then, you know, revealing she did have a husband and, you know, using him for the reason she had to break up with me, you know, after I told her how: being a catholic dude - the first time was special, you know.

/may be a little bitter @ the girl
//may have gained 100lbs in protest
///may be a little bitter @ the loss of one's eternal soul.
////Is happy he will be teaching his sons to... well, you don't want to know


Sounds like the makings for a family of Crazy Religious Serial Killers., tbh.  Actually, did they already make a movie about your family starring Matthew McConaughey and Bill Paxton?
 
2013-02-01 04:10:23 AM  

HempHead: [juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com image 850x686]


What the fark is the matter with you?  (other than being a Paedophile?)
 
2013-02-01 04:12:55 AM  
I wouldn't say scarred, but I did learn a lesson about kissing and telling.  I was 22, she was 25, it was the floor of her dorm room when I was up visiting.  After it happened and I returned home, I announced "I got laid, I got laid, I got laid, yaaaaaaaay!" to our mutual friends.  At that point she kicked me to the curb and ended up hooking up with someone else and I had to see them happily together two months later at a party.

So needless to say, I now keep my interpersonal relationship information to myself.
 
2013-02-01 04:14:05 AM  
I had no illusions about my first time. I expected it to be painful and short and that's exactly how it happened.

I didn't really enjoy it until the 3rd or 4th time, to be honest. Glad I stuck with it and didn't have any hangups or scars with regards to losing it.
 
2013-02-01 04:15:53 AM  

Smallberries: (Me? Me, I like midgets wearing latex balloons.)


Didn't we meet at that focus group last summer?
 
2013-02-01 04:15:53 AM  

Repo Man: rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?

Look on the bright side - no chance of STDs.

***********


Have you never heard "the tractor story"??
 
2013-02-01 04:49:52 AM  

Oak: No scars: there's plenty of room in the back seat of a '72 LTD.


I can confirm this
 
2013-02-01 04:52:37 AM  

Hyatus: The time I almost lost my virginity was probably a shorter, crazier story.
CSB, Dear Penthouse Rejections and tl;dr bait:

I wanted to lose my virginity with a girl I loved and cared for...up until I was 18.  I spent a month just before I was 19 at a friend's party house getting drunk, playing video games, trying weed, and being social.  This was when Tony Hawk and the first Grand Theft Auto were big...


FFS, TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD ARE AN ABOMINATION. Enough said.
 
2013-02-01 04:55:42 AM  
After I finally haggled her down to twenty dollars it was the finest 5 minutes of my life spent on card board boxes behind a gas station. I can't believe it's been a week ago already.
 
2013-02-01 05:03:39 AM  
Too long don't read cool story bro:

The first time we tried we were in my truck on a back country road and it didn't work out. We were kinda nervous as we were both virgins (both 19)... Everything was going well enough. She was ready and comfy and she put a condom on me and then...
It did not fit. My penis i mean. I mean it was NOT going to go into her lady parts.  I thought it was hilarious. She didn't. It was a bit weird sitting there haveing my dick continually being bent,  watcher her trying to work it in, pressing herself down and aiming it and such. Eventually she started crying and i was like "what happened? Whats wrong?" and she let out a little sob and said -- " i just really wanted to have sex with you tonight. I had it all planned out." well we didn't have sex that night but the next date we went on she came back to my place and we did it in the guest room. Sans protection (that made the week after the week after a bit tense...) . It was great. Fantastic even. It took a bit of time but i got it in. Talk about a keeper -- felt  like she could have snapped the thing off at will.

If i have any hang ups its that i like being rough and wild but I have heard "oww not so deep" more than a few times so i end up playing it more reserved than i would sometimes like. C'est la vie...
 
2013-02-01 05:04:10 AM  
I didnt get traumatised by the first time sex but I did get a little traumatised a few months later when she got preggers by her next bf after me.......
 
2013-02-01 05:07:57 AM  

swingbozo: FFS, TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD ARE AN ABOMINATION. Enough said.


Talk about your pent up frustrations...
 
2013-02-01 05:19:06 AM  
Studies done since the 60's have confirmed that your first sexual encounter actually can, to a major degree, 'set' your sexual tastes.

However, it will not 'set' your sexual polarity, though, among guys, 1 in 4 will have a homosexual experience. Usually 'pre-teens' with peers.

It's not uncommon for rapists to have experienced forced or violent sex for their first time, which kind of triggers their proclivity towards 'play rape'. real rape and/or violent sex. Guys who have their first experience with a professional, like where prostitution is legal and Dad or Big Brother takes them to a 'Ranch' to become a man, usually means the guy will lean more towards prostitutes or a partner who likes to play prostitute.

If you loose your virginity during puberty, you're a lot more tuned into the environment than you think. That means you'll absorb and later recall or be affected by scents, temperature, the time of day, whether or not you were drinking or using drugs and the attitude of your partner.

A partner who ridicules or makes fun of your fumbling, first time actions can leave deep, mental scars which can pop up later in life. Sex has a VERY deep, emotional range, especially for the uninitiated.

The impact of your first time can actually affect seemingly unrelated decisions and emotions later on in life. Various factors also include your emotional state at the time.

It was a real long time ago, but I can still recall my first time, that she wore a 60's 'granny dress', the lights were low, scented candles burning, she had put on Neil Diamond, I was stoned for the first time and she looked like an angel.

To this day, the scent of Herbal Essence Green Apple shampoo can make me falter in walking as pleasant memories come flooding back. I've not seen nor heard from her in decades, but I've never forgotten that night either.

There's a whole lot of factors which go into sex beyond the initial horny stages and we're still exploring the drives, the emotions and the huge amount of variations. We understand a lot, but there's still so much more to figure out.
 
2013-02-01 06:04:49 AM  
Lost mine on my 21st birthday. We were good friends up to that point and there was some sexual tension between us up till then. It was also the first time i had alcohol. Needless to say i was a little tipsy, admitted that i wanted to have sex with her. Later she invited me up to her room... The combination of extreme excitement at being laid for the first time and whiskey dick actually worked to my favor and frustration at the same time. We we for 2 hours before she had to stop because she was getting raw... Spent the next two days cuddling her with no further sex, and a serious case of blue balls until she finally finished me off with a rather disappointing bj...

I had so much built up pressure i stained the other side of the couch i was sitting on

Things were pretty awkward between us after that, and we parted ways shortly there after...

I don't really regret it... and i wouldn't necessarily say it scarred me, but looking back it seemed a bit much to go through, i think i would have preferred the typical 30 second experience over what i ended up having... but you live and learn... a lot...
 
2013-02-01 06:08:48 AM  
In the car, lunchtime at high school. She kept saying it was no big deal if we skipped fifth period English and did it again. I said, "for me it's not, but you're the teacher!"
 
2013-02-01 06:10:41 AM  

Rik01: Studies done since the 60's have confirmed that your first sexual encounter actually can, to a major degree, 'set' your sexual tastes.


the only thing that correlates my first time and my sexual tastes would be the gender of my sexual partner...

For whatever reason, THIS had a more profound impact on my tastes than my first time:

cdn.chud.com


To this day i still have a thing for white cotton panties, white socks, and a great ass...
 
2013-02-01 06:12:44 AM  
All hot chics should lose theirs to me. Line 'em up!
 
2013-02-01 06:19:41 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )

*gasp*

well that......bites

Just be gentle or did you not see the documentary.
[images.starpulse.com image 445x250]


What movie is that picture from?
 
2013-02-01 06:26:24 AM  

LLGames: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )

*gasp*

well that......bites

Just be gentle or did you not see the documentary.
[images.starpulse.com image 445x250]

What movie is that picture from?


isn't that from Teeth?
 
2013-02-01 06:29:16 AM  

LLGames: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wyalt Derp: Especially if vagina dentata are involved.

Yes, know you know my dark secret : )

*gasp*

well that......bites

Just be gentle or did you not see the documentary.
[images.starpulse.com image 445x250]

What movie is that picture from?


That would be from the movie
www.welovemoviesmorethanyou.com
And I was only kidding about it being a documentary.
 
2013-02-01 06:44:36 AM  
Lost mine to a girl much older (10 yrs) at a very young age (10 yrs) and I can only get busy with older women (30 yrs later now, but not that much senior... 5-10 yrs works) so... might be something to it.
 
2013-02-01 06:46:00 AM  
Hell,. would kinda like to tag someone 40 yrs my senior at this point... just saying...
 
2013-02-01 06:48:37 AM  
My corcumstances could mot have been less conducive to losing virginity. Gay nerd, redhead male, in the Bible Belt, poor, moving around a lot... and coming of age at the peak of AIDS and Reaganesque "just say no" absolutes. Sex would KILL you. Drugs would KILL you. Rock n' roll would KILL you (or at least make you worship Satan and kill yourself).

Add to this the teen sex comedies of the period, wherein anyone and everyone who wanted a lay had it magically delivered by the closing credits. I believed that anyone who didn't have sex by 17 must be deformed.

17 came and went. 18. Graduation. Freshman year... at a science/engineering college with a 75/25 male-female ratio. By then, I got pretty good at making up stories about all the sex I'd had "back in the day". Meanwhile, I wondered if my first time would be with a girl or a guy.

Alcohol. Drugs. The newly-emerging internet. At least I could make my own fun with those. But actual sex remained a giant cosmic joke that everyone in the world was in on except me, an obstacle that kept me from being fully human.

23. It was 1995, thr night the Braves won the World Series. The next morning, I watched the religious channels to find out if Hell had, in fact, frozen over.
 
2013-02-01 06:53:22 AM  
CIRCUMSTANCES.

/got-dam touchscreen
//oh and it was with a guy
///we keep in touch
////he's married now
//in Washington State... yeah buddy
//he's a Farker too
 
2013-02-01 06:54:54 AM  

theropod: My corcumstances

So know how ya feel/felt. That time frame was a biatch. Didn't help the first lady was kinda hot too...

 
2013-02-01 06:58:06 AM  
Just saying.... Nancy Reagan was hot, but in a BI way.... could easily have seen her in either setting, and just saying NO... well I was saying YES to that... especially that red dress she wore... to....die...for....
 
2013-02-01 06:58:44 AM  

DysphoricMania: theropod: My corcumstances

So know how ya feel/felt. That time frame was a biatch. Didn't help the first lady was kinda hot too...


Wow I think that's the first time I've heard that about Nancy, or were you talking about Barbra.

Just don't go to work at an old age home or I have a feeling you'll end up on fark in not a good way.
 
2013-02-01 06:59:25 AM  
I lost mine in Canada, so yea,  pretty scary place indeed.
 
2013-02-01 07:00:36 AM  

Creoena: I lost mine in Canada, so yea,  pretty scary place indeed.


Was he a lumberjack?
 
2013-02-01 07:02:21 AM  
Nah, it's a girl ya don't know...
 
2013-02-01 07:06:04 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Creoena: I lost mine in Canada, so yea,  pretty scary place indeed.

Was he a lumberjack?


Flannel is damn near irresistible.
 
2013-02-01 07:06:56 AM  

miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: Creoena: I lost mine in Canada, so yea,  pretty scary place indeed.

Was he a lumberjack?

Flannel is damn near irresistible.


You got that right : )
 
2013-02-01 07:09:56 AM  
Thread over in two.
 
2013-02-01 07:14:59 AM  

Hugo Zorilla: If you killed them afterwards, and dumped the body in a 55 gallon drum of acid, but kept the head as a souvenir, does it still count?


That's our Jeffrey!
(cue cheesy sit-com music)
 
2013-02-01 07:18:26 AM  
For me the major "scarring" was setting expectations. It was college, I was a freshman, she was a junior (had transferred in) and a virgin as well. I won't get into the long story of what led to our first time together, but I was shocked and happily surprised at how quickly she got into enjoying sex and her interest in the two of us trying and enjoying a variety of things together. I had never thought a woman would be into sex that much just for the sake of sex, so that established my future expectations in sexual relationships.

I also learned the benefits of keeping your mouth shut. Perhaps I'm weird but I never had the need or desire to talk about my sexual life with others, and took a lot of grief from my college friends. I'd just smile and say nothing. Its amazing how many other women around notice that. When we did break up (primarily due to her graduating), I was shocked at how quickly I received "interest", with comments such as "we appreciate guys who don't spread our business all around". Even the two women I had a threesome with my senior year are still surprised these many years later how no one else in our class knows about it.
 
2013-02-01 07:19:13 AM  
Obvious headline is obvious. I think most men have known this forever. Meet the crazy 19-21yr old who's horny all the time but cries if anyone touches her.... yea.


Being married has its perks.
 
2013-02-01 07:23:48 AM  

aaronius: Genevieve Marie: cuzsis: It's funny people are complaining about the study having parameters. All studies do. And not every person is a fit for every study. If you tried to do that, there'd be all kinds of problems (funding for your exceedingly large participant base comes to mind quickly).

I just honestly can't see the value of a study on long term sexual satisfaction as related to the loss of virginity that only covers very young people who haven't had much time to enter into other relationships.

Unfortunately, it's not exactly easy to do a study of people like you're describing.  By definition, it would take years to come to any sort of conclusion, as you would have to follow the same people for years.  But you know that, I'm sure.


If only people had some sort of number, which could identify the place they currently resided, in a way to differentiate one from another. Then, if one needed to contact them, you could send a letter to them, using that number to identify them specifically as the recipient. Of course, there would need to be a service to deliver such letters, because delivering them yourself would be defeating the purpose and as you said, not easy.

Still, one can dream.
 
2013-02-01 07:38:03 AM  
There's more scarring at Fark among guys regaining their virginity.
 
2013-02-01 07:40:45 AM  

Gulper Eel: regaining their virginity.


How exactly does one do this?
 
2013-02-01 07:43:30 AM  

KangTheMad: TenJed_77: KangTheMad: TenJed_77: 15 was drinking with some classmates when the older sister came in stoned as hell and took my beer away. Then basically ordered me to go to her room with her. Spent the next 8 or 9 months banging her in every place and position and way possible. Not traumatized in the least, I learned a lot. Still have a thing for redheads though.
/Can you have more than one first?
//Anal?
///Oral?
////Vaginal?

Please explain, your sister, or your friend's sister?
Friends older sister

Alright, that makes more sense


Although it's less interesting now..
 
2013-02-01 07:50:39 AM  
I was 16, she was 18.

It was a great summer, and I learned a lot.
 
2013-02-01 07:53:43 AM  

mariner314: After seeing Scream 2 in the theater and then at her place. It was weird and had issues getting it going. Found out I'm good at going down however.

/later learned I usually need to ease in a new partner
//girthy


How YOU doin?

/WIE?
//EIP
 
2013-02-01 07:56:02 AM  

Genevieve Marie: The only stuff that really hurt at the time was people treating me as damaged because I'd chosen to have sex.


Who does this? Okay having a kid at 17 is completely different from just having sex at 17. The latter is completely okay in my book but the former makes me run for the hills-- like-- instantly.
 
2013-02-01 08:00:50 AM  
i really should have done it with my first love.  now i think about her every day.

but she won't talk to me cause she thinks i'm gay
 
2013-02-01 08:10:42 AM  
My first time was awful. I was terrible at it, and so was she. Ditto the second time.

Then we decided to slow down and get it right. A nice, long, hot shower together... Followed by a good five minutes of enthusiastic cunnelingus... Followed by a good slow grinding fark on the carpeted bathroom floor.

I consider that to be my real first time. And it was glorious.
 
2013-02-01 08:11:41 AM  

Genevieve Marie: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well said, I didn't RTFA or anything but really, what are they trying to prove?

Probably that True Love Waits and OMG DON'T HAVE SEX THE WORLD WILL COME CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU AGAIN.

Honestly, I think the idea that you're damaged or ruined by having sex screws up waaay more people than sex itself. Looking back when I was younger- I had a lot of sex. It was mostly highly enjoyable. The only stuff that really hurt at the time was people treating me as damaged because I'd chosen to have sex.


Sex does ruin things.  Keep your head on straight and show some self-discipline.  It's harder to do that if you have sex too early. The only people who make it out alive are those with good family and good social support networks behind them.   And it's much easier to have those networks, if you're a male.

Off topic, looking at the male stories so far on the first two page, a whole lot of 'I was taken advantage of by a chick who didn't care about me and who I didn't care about, at least it's over with' and 'at least it's over with'.  Fewer 'i wanted it to be special' (though they exist, they just are dwarfed by the first group).  Is that reality, or memory not being reliable for one group or the other?
 
2013-02-01 08:16:09 AM  

miss diminutive: Gulper Eel: regaining their virginity.

How exactly does one do this?


1) Spend too much time on Fark.
2) ?
3) Brood.
4) Return to 1).
 
2013-02-01 08:16:12 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: Great article.
Paraphrased: "The study included only college aged students whose first encounter was heterosexual, consensual and within the last 3 years. Anyone not fitting that profile was excluded from the study."


The author seemed pissed about that, which means she doesn't understand removing variables and isn't happy with the conclusion.

Not saying the study is right or wrong, but the author comes across as ignorant of the reasons why you want to exclude variables.
 
2013-02-01 08:27:46 AM  

kim jong-un: Bedstead Polisher: Great article.
Paraphrased: "The study included only college aged students whose first encounter was heterosexual, consensual and within the last 3 years. Anyone not fitting that profile was excluded from the study."

The author seemed pissed about that, which means she doesn't understand removing variables and isn't happy with the conclusion.

Not saying the study is right or wrong, but the author comes across as ignorant of the reasons why you want to exclude variables.


like rape?
 
2013-02-01 08:56:52 AM  
I lost my virginity in the parking lot of a State Historical Park. Antiques and schoolhouses still do it for me...
 
2013-02-01 08:57:43 AM  
I hadn't thought about this in a while...
I was 15 and playing cricket, some of the boys were worried the coach was watching them in the showers. There were jokes about him being gay (I doubt we'd even heard of a pedo back then (but, I am fairly sure what he actually was, was aspie. Man he loved those cricket stats)). But I digress...

I was batting earlier up the order than usual (can't remember why) and some big bastard threw a blistering full toss at me which caught me with one nut outside the cup. The coach's wife helped me to the changerooms and started 'first aid'. She was about 5 foot 3 (same hight as me at that time), early 30s and had that curvy look of a large breasted short woman who has had a couple of kids.
But, I wasn't really paying attention to that, I was paying attention to a recently dinted nut. Seems though that part of me was paying attention because as she applied the ice, part of me stood up and saluted. She looked me in the eyes (she had these very pale blue eyes) gave me a playful squeeze and said "looks like it is all in working order, but we'd best make sure" I'm fairly sure I blushed at that point, I know that the answer I gave made no sense. I think I tried to make a joke and I got a bit of a laugh from her as she slipped her hand up to the waistband of my whites and unbuttoned them. Before I could say anything else she had me in her hand, looked down at me and gave me a kiss (no, not on the lips). "big enough" she said, "now lets see if you can work out what it is for". She gave me a very big grin and lifted up her dress (it was a long 1980s floral, summer number). She had really thick dark hair, so I was expecting her to be very hairy (it was the 80s, all the girls in dad's magazines were hairy) but she had hardly any hair at all.
She climbed up next to me, put a leg over me and slipped me inside her (no, 15 year old me didn't even stop to consider protection, nor what I might need protection from), and as I lay on the massage bench she rocked slowly back and forth. Every time I started to get urgent and fast, she'd put her hands on my shoulders, push me down, kiss me and say "patience" with a very lusty smile.
I suspect that the 'luck' of a cricket ball's impact meant that I lasted a bloody long time my first time. And slightly longer the second (which happened as we showered afterwards). The 3rd time was her going down on me and then we managed a 4th (much quicker) before we heard the team coming in for tea.
She assured me it was a one time thing and told me that it would be dreadfully rude of me to tell anyone. That one time thing happened a couple of other times that season, once in the off-season when I dropped by to see the coach about a reference, but he wasn't home (I don't think she ever gave him my message, because I got no reference, but what I did get was a crash course on when and how to make best use of my tongue) and there was one last time at my 18th when she whispered that she had brought me a special present (I had to work hard to give my girlfriend the slip for that one, but I confessed later and I believe the girlfriend sought her out and thanked her for (her words) breaking me in well).

I'm not sure what lasting scars I have from that. I still like curvy short women, I still like to use my tongue. But hey, I also like tall athletic women who use their tongue and tall curvy women who ride me cowboy style and short athletic girls who like me to....

I think the only real scar I have from that day is the way I flinch when someone bowls to me at pace.
 
2013-02-01 08:58:53 AM  
if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.
 
2013-02-01 09:01:25 AM  
It's really worth reading the entire article by the researchers, rather than sticking solely to biased summaries like this pathetic Slate article.  Go to the original, linked in the article.

By the way, Table 1 indicates that, when it comes to the first time, boys experience more physical and emotional satisfaction, more of an afterglow, and less anxiety.

In my opinion, our culture puts too much emphasis on virginity as a commodity that can be lost.
 
2013-02-01 09:06:41 AM  

enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.


Don't buy anything you can't test drive.
 
2013-02-01 09:20:15 AM  

miss diminutive: Gulper Eel: regaining their virginity.

How exactly does one do this?


Going without for twenty four years will do the trick. Last time I so much as kissed a woman was 1993. My last attempt at a date was 2000, and she stood me up. Me, in action at a singles bar. I wouldn't be wanted if I robbed a bank.
 
2013-02-01 09:23:05 AM  

EngineerAU: Peki: /the fact that I'm bi, like to be submissive, and have a good amount of kink means I'm normal. Right?

That or it means your profile just got viewed by almost every guy here.


/Guilty
 
2013-02-01 09:23:51 AM  
This is not a bookmark.  Seriously, it's not.  This thread had so much potential.  Instead it's turned into a catalog of whiny biatching.
 
2013-02-01 09:29:12 AM  

calm like a bomb: This is not a bookmark.  Seriously, it's not.  This thread had so much potential.  Instead it's turned into a catalog of whiny biatching.


The last 2 boobies threads did the the same thing. :(
 
2013-02-01 09:32:30 AM  

TenJed_77: calm like a bomb: This is not a bookmark.  Seriously, it's not.  This thread had so much potential.  Instead it's turned into a catalog of whiny biatching.

The last 2 boobies threads did the the same thing. :(


Hell, the last redhead thread was a ginger sausage fest. This may just be the thread that redeems fark this week. EIP

/I jest
// well, the E is in the P
///but I have no real need of any B in the E
(plenty of B in the RL)
 
2013-02-01 09:33:25 AM  
First time I was 17 and she was 40.  Since then all my relationships ( with the exception of one very short marriage back in the 90's) have been with women at least 10 years older than me.  Even now, if I find myself checking out passing women, I tend to gravitate towards those with silver hair.

/D1vwife is 55, I am 43
//I'm like the anti-pedo
 
2013-02-01 09:38:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: This may explain why I've spent my entire life searching for that one special someone who wants to make out in the back row of a theater during Naked Gun and then engage in a seconds-long encounter in a half-lit parking garage in the front seat of a white Ford escort owned by someone's mother. Forever alone. Forever. Alone.


WAIT! That's MY experience, too!

Except it was a Chevy Citation.
 
2013-02-01 09:39:28 AM  

adenosine: Well, luckily I'm protected by not having a strong enough sex drive to overcome my natural hatred and distrust of other people. I'm sure dying without getting laid will in no way have negative repercussions in my life.


But it will sure mess up your kids' lives.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:09 AM  
Lost mine at 32 to my now wife who's 30

/yes the only lover I ever had
// No she's not mail order
/// She's a fiesty half Mexican bbw.
 
2013-02-01 09:56:42 AM  
It certianly scarred me.

Everytime I see a high-school gym coach I get really nervious, and start to sweat. I also get a half-chub for some reason.
 
2013-02-01 10:08:42 AM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Off topic, looking at the male stories so far on the first two page, a whole lot of 'I was taken advantage of by a chick who didn't care about me and who I didn't care about, at least it's over with' and 'at least it's over with'.  Fewer 'i wanted it to be special' (though they exist, they just are dwarfed by the first group).  Is that reality, or memory not being reliable for one group or the other?


One thing to remember about men, if things don't go the way they wanted, they lie.  The first girl left him after sex, "Well, I got that out of the way".  A fish got away, 'you should have seen the size of that fish'.  Fark isn't the only place people tell BS and expect others to buy it.

I lost my virginity to my wife, so I don't need to lie.  She was hot and still is, hit it often, rinse and repeat.

 To the guy who mentioned an intermission on the wedding day so the new couple could consummate, I couldn't agree more.  Why tire them out and then yell make some babies as the drive away?  Sounds cruel to me.
 
2013-02-01 10:11:54 AM  
I feel a lot worse about losing my first pocket knife.  Viriginity is an over rated commodity.  Who cares?
 
2013-02-01 10:12:20 AM  
abcnews.go.com

There's a first time for everything
 
2013-02-01 10:12:29 AM  

steerforth: It definitely scarred me for life: I was completely pissed and fell over a timber fence, cutting the bejesus out of my knee. The scar's still there. I had meat falling out of me quite a bit that night.


www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2013-02-01 10:20:56 AM  
Well, my first time has left me unable to finish unless my father is banging on the wall yelling at us to "keep it down in there!".

No, not really.
 
2013-02-01 10:21:05 AM  

nonzero: Hell, the last redhead thread was a ginger sausage fest.



I was okay with that one.  Farkettes need something to rub one out to every once in a while.
 
2013-02-01 10:24:12 AM  
First time was on a blanket in a park in Niagara Falls after a fancy dinner out.  I was 17 he was 20, both virgins.  It was good because we both were clueless, and it got waaaaay better.  Dated for two years, had sex all the freakin' time, in the craziest of places.  It was all we did - either get it on or tease each other wanting to get it on.  Outside was popular (lots of hikes) since we both lived at home, his car (was so sad when he switched from the bench-seat Bonneville to a Grand Am with the centre console), our parents' basements while they were upstairs.  We split when I went to university, but kept having Friends-with-benefits sex every Thursday for another two years.  He used to drive up, we'd do it when he walked in the door, we'd go out for dinner and a movie and we'd find some secluded place to do it - many a tryst on the movie theatre roof (a small urban parkette up there), and then a send-off before he drove home.

Had other partners in those times, but none like my first.  Married now to someone else, husband is awesome and much much kinkier, but sex is way less frequent than I would like.  Usually a wonderful event but man I miss that "all the time, anywhere, anyhow, even if it's a five-minute go, just because" fun with the first.  It was the only thing good about us, but man it was good.
 
2013-02-01 10:30:48 AM  
My ex lost her virginity to a guy who was sentenced to 18 months for statutory rape. (she was 15 at the time).  After dating me, she went on to a long and distinguished career making fat chick porn.  It's kind of nice when the internet has archives of naked pictures of your ex.  And 13 years later, we're still friends.  Nice girl.  She really liked to fark.  And watch porn.
 
2013-02-01 10:38:47 AM  

TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.


Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!
 
2013-02-01 10:39:06 AM  
The scarring came later after we got married.

Then she left me, I went manwhoring and used my greatly improved goddamned sexual tyranasaurus skills to woo Mrs. Smurf.
 
2013-02-01 10:58:27 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: The wife and I both punched our "V cards" when we got married.  Suffice it to say, everything went well, and you won't hear any complaints from either of us.

However, I have to admit that I'm a bit surprised that we managed to pull it off at all.  Between getting up extra early for hair appointments, tux adjustments, and last minute stuff, a wedding, a reception, and untangling the random crap that my buddies tied to my car, we were both beyond exhausted.

They really should allow a 1-2 hour break between weddings and receptions, so the newlyweds can take care of things while they're not tired as hell.  ;)


Same here, but we decided to have our reception the day after the wedding ceremony. It was great - got married in the morning, had a group lunch with friends and family then took off to the hotel. Too many comments on how "relaxed" we looked the next day at the reception..lol. That was almost 22 yrs ago. Good memories
 
2013-02-01 11:07:29 AM  

TheBlackFlag: HempHead: [juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com image 850x686]

What the fark is the matter with you?  (other than being a Paedophiltheir


Hmmm...if you see something sexual in that photo you might want to get yourself checked out at the closet Family Resource Council or call Kirk Camron.
 
2013-02-01 11:11:07 AM  

NeoBad: That sweet hooker did not scar me.  She saved me.  I suspect those with scars are doing it wrong or are just mentally farked up to begin with.


I'd imagine people who end up scarred from it are exactly the people this study hit--straight white kids who were told their whole lives that THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER and your wedding is THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE and you MUST WAIT BECAUSE IT IS SO SPECIAL!!!11!!!!eleventy!

Those of us with, say, Asperger's or something else that makes us not give a flying shiat just go, fark, have fun, and be like 'damn, I wanna try that again'.
 
2013-02-01 11:17:17 AM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!


Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral
 
2013-02-01 11:23:37 AM  

PsiChick: NeoBad: That sweet hooker did not scar me.  She saved me.  I suspect those with scars are doing it wrong or are just mentally farked up to begin with.

I'd imagine people who end up scarred from it are exactly the people this study hit--straight white kids who were told their whole lives that THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER and your wedding is THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE and you MUST WAIT BECAUSE IT IS SO SPECIAL!!!11!!!!eleventy!

Those of us with, say, Asperger's or something else that makes us not give a flying shiat just go, fark, have fun, and be like 'damn, I wanna try that again'.


You may have a point.  I never really had the idea that sex was something life changing.  Not something to talk about in public necessarily, and certainly special, but also not worth the status that some folks seem to give it.
 
2013-02-01 11:30:38 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: PsiChick: NeoBad: That sweet hooker did not scar me.  She saved me.  I suspect those with scars are doing it wrong or are just mentally farked up to begin with.

I'd imagine people who end up scarred from it are exactly the people this study hit--straight white kids who were told their whole lives that THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER and your wedding is THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE and you MUST WAIT BECAUSE IT IS SO SPECIAL!!!11!!!!eleventy!

Those of us with, say, Asperger's or something else that makes us not give a flying shiat just go, fark, have fun, and be like 'damn, I wanna try that again'.

You may have a point.  I never really had the idea that sex was something life changing.  Not something to talk about in public necessarily, and certainly special, but also not worth the status that some folks seem to give it.


I'm sure my folks, who are good decent Christian types, tried to give that impression. I was just too Aspie to figure out more than 'hey, pretty people exist! Oooh, cool, fun shiat to do!'.

Plus, I apparently have hypersexual episodes. That helps.
 
2013-02-01 11:40:50 AM  

PsiChick: I May Be Crazy But...: PsiChick: NeoBad: That sweet hooker did not scar me.  She saved me.  I suspect those with scars are doing it wrong or are just mentally farked up to begin with.

I'd imagine people who end up scarred from it are exactly the people this study hit--straight white kids who were told their whole lives that THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER and your wedding is THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE and you MUST WAIT BECAUSE IT IS SO SPECIAL!!!11!!!!eleventy!

Those of us with, say, Asperger's or something else that makes us not give a flying shiat just go, fark, have fun, and be like 'damn, I wanna try that again'.

You may have a point.  I never really had the idea that sex was something life changing.  Not something to talk about in public necessarily, and certainly special, but also not worth the status that some folks seem to give it.

I'm sure my folks, who are good decent Christian types, tried to give that impression. I was just too Aspie to figure out more than 'hey, pretty people exist! Oooh, cool, fun shiat to do!'.

Plus, I apparently have hypersexual episodes. That helps.


*cocks eyebrow*

How YOU doin'?
 
2013-02-01 11:41:15 AM  
I lost mine to the girl who eventually became my wife.  I am slightly older so I was 18she 17, she had had other boyfriends but she was my first girlfriend.  It was her room in moms basement.  We had made out several times before and I had gotten her off with my hand.  But the first time we went 'all the way'  had a nice build up followed by a 2 minute (if that) performance on my part.

/Whoever said that there should be a break between marriage and reception is absolutely right.  We were so tired.  But she was determined to do a little something extra.  So for the first and only time she allowed me to blow my load on her face.  Now I'm lucky if it happens once a month.
 
2013-02-01 11:45:16 AM  

Skyd1v: First time I was 17 and she was 40.  Since then all my relationships ( with the exception of one very short marriage back in the 90's) have been with women at least 10 years older than me.  Even now, if I find myself checking out passing women, I tend to gravitate towards those with silver hair.

/D1vwife is 55, I am 43
//I'm like the anti-pedo


Classic oedipus complex.... ..
 
2013-02-01 11:45:54 AM  
My first time was with a hot little short haired punk girl at a Joe Strummer concert, in a secluded balcony overlooking the entire stage and crowd.  We lived seven hours apart but met a few months earlier when she was in my hometown.  I saved up some money, drove out to see her, and ended up staying for nine days.  My favorite part was when for three days I stayed at her mom's house and was relegated to sleeping on the couch.  This girl would wake up around 4 or 5am, sneak onto the couch with me, we'd aggressively and quietly get down to business, eat some ice cream, and then she'd sneak back into her bedroom.  After her mom went to work we would screw like rabbits all day.

But distance is a biatch and it didn't work out.  She eventually got a job and her boss knocked her up about a year later.  I was heart broken but brushed it off as well as I could.  Looking back on it now*, I was over her quicker than I thought I would be but she left me with a penchant for girls with short hair.  It was a good experience for me.  Now, three other specific girls from the intervening 14 years is a different matter.  They each ruined me in a particular way and now I'm single, 31 years old, and don't give a sh*t about dating anyone anymore.

* I decided to look her up while typing this.  Yikes....jail time and probably drugs and copious amounts of junk food did not do her well.
 
2013-02-01 11:49:33 AM  
the dorm behind Mt Rushmore.  she was patient and amused.  no scars.
 
2013-02-01 11:52:47 AM  

Citrate1007: Skyd1v: First time I was 17 and she was 40.  Since then all my relationships ( with the exception of one very short marriage back in the 90's) have been with women at least 10 years older than me.  Even now, if I find myself checking out passing women, I tend to gravitate towards those with silver hair.

/D1vwife is 55, I am 43
//I'm like the anti-pedo

Classic oedipus complex.... ..


Yeah?  Whatever.  I don't worry about it or try to read to much into it since it doesn't affect/harm anyone in any way.
 
2013-02-01 12:36:29 PM  

TheBlackFlag: Sounds like the makings for a family of Crazy Religious Serial Killers., tbh.  Actually, did they already make a movie about your family starring Matthew McConaughey and Bill Paxton?



No, I was thinking along the lines of - hold no romantic thoughts whatsoever, be  a callous jerk and get what you can when you can and don't feel happy till you make them cry.  I guess I did make it sound more fantastic than reality, which I'm still doing.
 
2013-02-01 12:49:47 PM  

LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral


Whatever.  It's Slate.  Slate is wrong about, well, just about everything.

/Two Spaces!
//Single space is for savages.
 
2013-02-01 12:58:05 PM  

Hyatus: The time I almost lost my virginity was probably a shorter, crazier story.

..

Hell, I think your story scarred me.  Vaginitis is a terrible thing.
 
2013-02-01 01:03:38 PM  

LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.
i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.
/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral


i type in all lower case letters and you guys are concerned about me using two spaces after a period?  i treat language and typing style as a personal creative statement.  capital letters are awkward and ugly, and i prefer the simple elegance of lower case.  and sentences should have plenty of space between them, there's no reason to cram everything together.  it's not like the internet is going to run out of room if i use two spaces instead of one.

and technically, i can "try before i buy" a mail order bride.  american law dictates that i must travel to the woman's home country and meet her in person before we get married.  in fact, many men travel and meet the women more than once before deciding to get married.  so it's likely i'll have sex before marriage.  but like i said, i'm going to be 34 so sex isn't exactly my priority.  i just want to meet someone nice and get married so i don't die alone.
 
2013-02-01 01:04:10 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: My first time was awful. I was terrible at it, and so was she. Ditto the second time.

Then we decided to slow down and get it right. A nice, long, hot shower together... Followed by a good five minutes of enthusiastic cunnelingus... Followed by a good slow grinding fark on the carpeted bathroom floor.

I consider that to be my real first time. And it was glorious.


I'd like to follow up my post with two key observations.

1) I clearly recall, as I was standing there in the shower and soaping up those large, firm, 16-year-old boobies, I said to myself, "damn... I'm going to remember this moment for all the rest of my days." 34 years later, I can still remember everything about it vividly (right down to the Safeguard soap).

2) I have remained a big fan (and skilled practitioner) of oral from that day forward.

That is all.
 
2013-02-01 01:10:19 PM  
My semi-first time was a sweet older girl who said "Just the tip..."  I was young and dumb and thought she meant it, so just the tip.  Boy, do I feel like a fool now.

The first real time led to a year long relationship with a girl whose parents with a very active social life, almost never home.  Just what every growing boy needs.  The first time was in my friend's brother's bed, with Zappa's Sheik Yerbouti playing in the background.  The opening track "I have been in you" would have been delightfully apropos, but we hadn't yet done the deed at that point.

Baby, snaaaaakes...
 
2013-02-01 01:45:44 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby punched my V card, so I suppose I'll never know the difference.


ditto
 
2013-02-01 01:56:40 PM  

NASAM: LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral

Whatever.  It's Slate.  Slate is wrong about, well, just about everything.

/Two Spaces!
//Single space is for savages.


Thank you for saying what I was going to say.  Some of us like to be able to look at a paragraph and know at a glance where a period denotes the end of a sentence, the end of an abbreviation, or something else.  It helps break up the wall of text.

Also, that precious Slate author seems to have stashed his sense of irony with those extra spaces he despises.  Two paragraphs after writing, "Can I let you in on a secret? Typing two spaces after a period is totally, completely, utterly, and inarguably wrong," he wrote, "What galls me about two-spacers isn't just their numbers. It's their certainty that they're right."  He sounds like the sort of uptight person who lost his virginity in an arranged marriage.
 
2013-02-01 01:58:09 PM  
No scars my first time, it was magical. I'd just moved to London, and I saw her. To this day the most beautiful, alluring, sexy woman I have ever seen. The epitomy of femininity. I met her in a club down in old Soho, where they drink Champagne that tastes just like Cherry Cola. She walked up to me and asked me to dance. I don't remember anything after that, and the next morning my butt hurt.
 
2013-02-01 02:00:31 PM  
I forget the first time, ask your Mom?
 
2013-02-01 02:02:07 PM  

swingbozo: Hyatus: The time I almost lost my virginity was probably a shorter, crazier story.
CSB, Dear Penthouse Rejections and tl;dr bait:

I wanted to lose my virginity with a girl I loved and cared for...up until I was 18.  I spent a month just before I was 19 at a friend's party house getting drunk, playing video games, trying weed, and being social.  This was when Tony Hawk and the first Grand Theft Auto were big...

FFS, TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD ARE AN ABOMINATION. Enough said.


Never learned to type properly and like to brag about it, don't you?
 
2013-02-01 02:03:50 PM  
>< I should've googled the type space thing.  It would appear spacing has changed since I learned how to type :x
 
2013-02-01 02:17:40 PM  

Genevieve Marie: I think the social constructs that make virginity sound like a Big Deal and the whole idea that human sexuality is unnatural and wrong farks up a lot more people than the sex itself.


^^^ THIS ^^^
 
2013-02-01 02:32:17 PM  

Shadow Blasko: 17 14, drugged and raped.

So, yeah, I think that has had a pretty significant outcome on my life. I'm probably a lot more gentle and cautious (unless explicitly told NOT to be) than I would be otherwise.

That has paid dividends beyond measure in my life, so... it sucked, but I think I won in the end.


Almost identical stories. I won in the end, too. He died in prison and I still have no sympathy.

But I do have a great sex life, so yeah, WINNING.

//Scary how common this story is....
 
2013-02-01 02:50:36 PM  

dopekitty74: mariner314: After seeing Scream 2 in the theater and then at her place. It was weird and had issues getting it going. Found out I'm good at going down however.

/later learned I usually need to ease in a new partner
//girthy

How YOU doin?

/WIE?
//EIP


Doing good. Happily engaged :)
 
2013-02-01 03:10:11 PM  
It was the first time for both of us and we were both 17. We'd been dating for a few months and had been doing everything but intercourse pretty much as often as we could be alone (as you would when you're 17). It just kind of happened. The first time was pretty anti-climactic (could tell it didn't feel great for her) but the second time a couple days later was way better.

One thing I remember about it was that Fear Factor was on TV in the background. Lost my virginity while Joe Rogan was trying to goad somebody into walking across a tight rope or something.

/married the girl almost exactly 10 years later
//holy crap sex gets better after ~25
 
2013-02-01 04:07:43 PM  

LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral


Some "journalist" from the slate is not proof! I can see you didn't have Mrs. Ficker as a typing teacher in high school.
/traumatized
//maybe
 
2013-02-01 04:16:49 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Krieghund: Only if you do it right.


Last one out, please turn off the lights.


You're kinky!
 
2013-02-01 04:30:08 PM  
This thread is an abomination. I have read every single post and FARK IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL EROTICA SITE. Also, could you ask be a little more detailed, I haven't quite finished yet.
 
2013-02-01 04:36:03 PM  

TheBlackFlag: HempHead: [juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com image 850x686]

What the fark is the matter with you?  (other than being a Paedophile?)


I thought he was referring to that Sublime song.  "Jenny's 12 years old and tomorrow she'll be a whore, nobody ever told her it's the wrong way."  But if it turns out he's really a pedo, then I hope his nuts get stomped by golf cleats.
 
2013-02-01 04:38:24 PM  

ChubbyTiger: This thread is an abomination. I have read every single post and FARK IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL EROTICA SITE. Also, could you ask be a little more detailed, I haven't quite finished yet.


I concur.  So much potential, I am disappoint.
 
2013-02-01 04:51:22 PM  

Skyd1v: First time I was 17 and she was 40.  Since then all my relationships ( with the exception of one very short marriage back in the 90's) have been with women at least 10 years older than me.  Even now, if I find myself checking out passing women, I tend to gravitate towards those with silver hair.

/D1vwife is 55, I am 43
//I'm like the anti-pedo


You like dust bunnies?

/just kidding.
 
2013-02-01 05:07:11 PM  

alienated: 3 teens, I was 5. Dad claimed it was my fault.
I am sure they are dead now, so there is that.

.
Sorry to say it but, hopefully that includes your dad
 
2013-02-01 06:50:18 PM  

kim jong-un: Bedstead Polisher: Great article.
Paraphrased: "The study included only college aged students whose first encounter was heterosexual, consensual and within the last 3 years. Anyone not fitting that profile was excluded from the study."

The author seemed pissed about that, which means she doesn't understand removing variables and isn't happy with the conclusion.

Not saying the study is right or wrong, but the author comes across as ignorant of the reasons why you want to exclude variables.


I think it probably should have been a more long-term study. It's only looking at people who lost their virginity as teenagers. You could make the argument that any new experience we have as teenagers affects us for life. Plus every new partner one has might affect your view of sex. What if a new partner you have 7 years after losing your virginity changes your whole view of sex.
It's just a very small sample that seems to want to prove a specific point, not discover something new.
 
2013-02-01 08:50:02 PM  
Nailed my stepsister for my first sexual experience. She was 2 years younger than me and was already not a virgin. She tickled me one summer afternoon and then flopped on the bed. I started tickling her feet and when she didn't respond, I started trying to tickle her everywhere else. One thing led to another...

After that I farked a long time high school friend, her friend, and another long time school friend, all that same summer. No dating, every single girl knew it was just having fun, and not one of them were virgins (the first one, far, far, far from that).

That was one fine summer.
 
2013-02-01 10:48:24 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Hugo Zorilla: If you killed them afterwards, and dumped the body in a 55 gallon drum of acid, but kept the head as a souvenir, does it still count?

That's our Jeffrey!
(cue cheesy sit-com music)


Tee-hee!
 
2013-02-02 09:06:50 AM  

tinyarena: alienated: 3 teens, I was 5. Dad claimed it was my fault.
I am sure they are dead now, so there is that.
.
Sorry to say it but, hopefully that includes your dad


Dont be sorry. he passed 5 years ago.Im not sorry
 
2013-02-02 11:43:41 AM  
I was 23, she was 29.

I like 'em older. Still with her 5 years later, don't think I'm scarred.

/I know, I was a late bloomer
//not for lack of trying though
 
2013-02-02 02:03:46 PM  
I lost my virginity twice.

How? Oh, I was 17/18 and "it was just the tip." "It was just the tip" more times than I can count.

A few years later I lost it once again.

This is the story of my life.
 
2013-02-03 12:24:04 PM  

TenJed_77: LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral

Some "journalist" from the slate is not proof! I can see you didn't have Mrs. Ficker as a typing teacher in high school.
/traumatized
//maybe


Would the Chicago Manual of Style be an acceptable reference?

I didn't have Mrs. Ficker. I had [NAME NOT FOUND], and both of them were right for 1977, when typewriters ruled the office.

But this is 2013, proportional fonts are ubiquitous, and civilized people use one space.

Jack's Smirking Revenge: NASAM: LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral

Whatever.  It's Slate.  Slate is wrong about, well, just about everything.

/Two Spaces!
//Single space is for savages.

Thank you for saying what I was going to say.  Some of us like to be able to look at a paragraph and know at a glance where a period denotes the end of a sentence, the end of an abbreviation, or something else.  It helps break up the wall of text.


What else is a period used for, FFS? The "wall of text" is broken up by the period, the space, and the capital letter that starts the next sentence. Maybe you need new glasses.

Also, that precious Slate author seems to have stashed his sense of irony with those extra spaces he despises.  Two paragraphs after writing, "Can I let you in on a secret? Typing two spaces after a period is totally, completely, utterly, and inarguably wrong," he wrote, "What galls me about two-spacers isn't just their numbers. It's their certainty that they're right."

Funny, I feel the same way about teatards.

He sounds like the sort of uptight person who lost his virginity in an arranged marriage.

Naaah, no need. Cornell girls will fark anything with a pulse.
 
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