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2013-02-01 03:10:11 PM
It was the first time for both of us and we were both 17. We'd been dating for a few months and had been doing everything but intercourse pretty much as often as we could be alone (as you would when you're 17). It just kind of happened. The first time was pretty anti-climactic (could tell it didn't feel great for her) but the second time a couple days later was way better.

One thing I remember about it was that Fear Factor was on TV in the background. Lost my virginity while Joe Rogan was trying to goad somebody into walking across a tight rope or something.

/married the girl almost exactly 10 years later
//holy crap sex gets better after ~25
 
2013-02-01 04:07:43 PM

LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral


Some "journalist" from the slate is not proof! I can see you didn't have Mrs. Ficker as a typing teacher in high school.
/traumatized
//maybe
 
2013-02-01 04:16:49 PM

Gyrfalcon: Krieghund: Only if you do it right.


Last one out, please turn off the lights.


You're kinky!
 
2013-02-01 04:30:08 PM
This thread is an abomination. I have read every single post and FARK IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL EROTICA SITE. Also, could you ask be a little more detailed, I haven't quite finished yet.
 
2013-02-01 04:36:03 PM

TheBlackFlag: HempHead: [juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com image 850x686]

What the fark is the matter with you?  (other than being a Paedophile?)


I thought he was referring to that Sublime song.  "Jenny's 12 years old and tomorrow she'll be a whore, nobody ever told her it's the wrong way."  But if it turns out he's really a pedo, then I hope his nuts get stomped by golf cleats.
 
2013-02-01 04:38:24 PM

ChubbyTiger: This thread is an abomination. I have read every single post and FARK IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL EROTICA SITE. Also, could you ask be a little more detailed, I haven't quite finished yet.


I concur.  So much potential, I am disappoint.
 
2013-02-01 04:51:22 PM

Skyd1v: First time I was 17 and she was 40.  Since then all my relationships ( with the exception of one very short marriage back in the 90's) have been with women at least 10 years older than me.  Even now, if I find myself checking out passing women, I tend to gravitate towards those with silver hair.

/D1vwife is 55, I am 43
//I'm like the anti-pedo


You like dust bunnies?

/just kidding.
 
2013-02-01 05:07:11 PM

alienated: 3 teens, I was 5. Dad claimed it was my fault.
I am sure they are dead now, so there is that.

.
Sorry to say it but, hopefully that includes your dad
 
2013-02-01 06:50:18 PM

kim jong-un: Bedstead Polisher: Great article.
Paraphrased: "The study included only college aged students whose first encounter was heterosexual, consensual and within the last 3 years. Anyone not fitting that profile was excluded from the study."

The author seemed pissed about that, which means she doesn't understand removing variables and isn't happy with the conclusion.

Not saying the study is right or wrong, but the author comes across as ignorant of the reasons why you want to exclude variables.


I think it probably should have been a more long-term study. It's only looking at people who lost their virginity as teenagers. You could make the argument that any new experience we have as teenagers affects us for life. Plus every new partner one has might affect your view of sex. What if a new partner you have 7 years after losing your virginity changes your whole view of sex.
It's just a very small sample that seems to want to prove a specific point, not discover something new.
 
2013-02-01 08:50:02 PM
Nailed my stepsister for my first sexual experience. She was 2 years younger than me and was already not a virgin. She tickled me one summer afternoon and then flopped on the bed. I started tickling her feet and when she didn't respond, I started trying to tickle her everywhere else. One thing led to another...

After that I farked a long time high school friend, her friend, and another long time school friend, all that same summer. No dating, every single girl knew it was just having fun, and not one of them were virgins (the first one, far, far, far from that).

That was one fine summer.
 
2013-02-01 10:48:24 PM

Richard C Stanford: Hugo Zorilla: If you killed them afterwards, and dumped the body in a 55 gallon drum of acid, but kept the head as a souvenir, does it still count?

That's our Jeffrey!
(cue cheesy sit-com music)


Tee-hee!
 
2013-02-02 09:06:50 AM

tinyarena: alienated: 3 teens, I was 5. Dad claimed it was my fault.
I am sure they are dead now, so there is that.
.
Sorry to say it but, hopefully that includes your dad


Dont be sorry. he passed 5 years ago.Im not sorry
 
2013-02-02 11:43:41 AM
I was 23, she was 29.

I like 'em older. Still with her 5 years later, don't think I'm scarred.

/I know, I was a late bloomer
//not for lack of trying though
 
2013-02-02 02:03:46 PM
I lost my virginity twice.

How? Oh, I was 17/18 and "it was just the tip." "It was just the tip" more times than I can count.

A few years later I lost it once again.

This is the story of my life.
 
2013-02-03 12:24:04 PM

TenJed_77: LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral

Some "journalist" from the slate is not proof! I can see you didn't have Mrs. Ficker as a typing teacher in high school.
/traumatized
//maybe


Would the Chicago Manual of Style be an acceptable reference?

I didn't have Mrs. Ficker. I had [NAME NOT FOUND], and both of them were right for 1977, when typewriters ruled the office.

But this is 2013, proportional fonts are ubiquitous, and civilized people use one space.

Jack's Smirking Revenge: NASAM: LibertyHiller: Jack's Smirking Revenge: TenJed_77: enderthexenocide: if i ever lose my virginity, i'll certainly let you guys know.

i turn 34 this year, and at the rate i'm going, i'll probably lose it to my future mail order bride.  women in the united states apparently want nothing to do with me, but maybe a nice woman from the ukraine might take a chance with me.

Don't buy anything you can't test drive.

Exactly.  If it flies, floats or farks, rent, don't buy.

/2 spaces after a period
//screw your precious bits - there's a good reason why
///Grammar Nazi in the old style
////yay slashies!

Hate to burst your bubble...

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2011/01/space_in va ders.html?wpisrc=most_viral

Whatever.  It's Slate.  Slate is wrong about, well, just about everything.

/Two Spaces!
//Single space is for savages.

Thank you for saying what I was going to say.  Some of us like to be able to look at a paragraph and know at a glance where a period denotes the end of a sentence, the end of an abbreviation, or something else.  It helps break up the wall of text.


What else is a period used for, FFS? The "wall of text" is broken up by the period, the space, and the capital letter that starts the next sentence. Maybe you need new glasses.

Also, that precious Slate author seems to have stashed his sense of irony with those extra spaces he despises.  Two paragraphs after writing, "Can I let you in on a secret? Typing two spaces after a period is totally, completely, utterly, and inarguably wrong," he wrote, "What galls me about two-spacers isn't just their numbers. It's their certainty that they're right."

Funny, I feel the same way about teatards.

He sounds like the sort of uptight person who lost his virginity in an arranged marriage.

Naaah, no need. Cornell girls will fark anything with a pulse.
 
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