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2013-01-31 09:57:08 PM
mojoimage.com
 
2013-01-31 11:42:26 PM
Only if you do it right.
 
2013-01-31 11:46:51 PM
This may explain why I've spent my entire life searching for that one special someone who wants to make out in the back row of a theater during Naked Gun and then engage in a seconds-long encounter in a half-lit parking garage in the front seat of a white Ford escort owned by someone's mother. Forever alone. Forever. Alone.
 
2013-02-01 12:17:53 AM
Well, this thread should be entertaining.
 
2013-02-01 12:19:02 AM
Hubby punched my V card, so I suppose I'll never know the difference.
 
2013-02-01 12:20:07 AM
juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 12:20:13 AM
Well, luckily I'm protected by not having a strong enough sex drive to overcome my natural hatred and distrust of other people. I'm sure dying without getting laid will in no way have negative repercussions in my life.
 
2013-02-01 12:21:23 AM
Never say never.

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby punched my V card, so I suppose I'll never know the difference.

 
2013-02-01 12:21:32 AM
Nice find, subby.  Most farkers could use this information when they finally lose their virginities.
 
2013-02-01 12:24:10 AM
My first time was when I was really young, unaware of how to do things, and still figuring out what girls were. (13)... It put me in the mindset to learn everything I can about the female anatomy and how it works so I can maximize pleasure in my partner. Of course, that left emotional baggage as well, and I still have problems with normal relationships, because I don't take time to do the things *I* want to do, and that leaves me getting walked all over and used. So yeah, while the sex is great, the rest of the relationship is usually shiat.
 
2013-02-01 12:25:01 AM
juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 12:25:11 AM
It definitely scarred me for life: I was completely pissed and fell over a timber fence, cutting the bejesus out of my knee. The scar's still there. I had meat falling out of me quite a bit that night.
 
2013-02-01 12:25:39 AM
Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?
 
2013-02-01 12:27:07 AM
Great article.
Paraphrased: "The study included only college aged students whose first encounter was heterosexual, consensual and within the last 3 years. Anyone not fitting that profile was excluded from the study."
 
2013-02-01 12:27:28 AM
And ... scene

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2013-02-01 12:27:57 AM
Ain't no scars on me.
 
2013-02-01 12:29:59 AM
I avoid meat packing plants, clowns cause me nightmares and the smell of butane... no, anything but that. Finally got over my fear of eggplant.
 
2013-02-01 12:30:37 AM

HempHead: [juliaoswald.files.wordpress.com image 850x686]


I'm sure Sally Mann doesn't mind you using her photograph in this tread.
 
2013-02-01 12:30:40 AM
That sweet hooker did not scar me.  She saved me.  I suspect those with scars are doing it wrong or are just mentally farked up to begin with.
 
Oak
2013-02-01 12:30:48 AM
No scars: there's plenty of room in the back seat of a '72 LTD.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:27 AM
First time with a girl - she came looking for me.  I didn't know her, or how she knew of me.  She said "wanna go boink" and I said "yep".  I was 14.
First time with a boy(s) - saw a amazingly hot couple at a bar.  I said "Wanna go boink" and they said "yep".  I was 21.

/not hard to do.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:27 AM
Remember my first time? I can barely remember the last time with my wife.
 
2013-02-01 12:33:16 AM
Well, that wasn't a very helpful article.
 
2013-02-01 12:33:21 AM
Back in 1974, I lost my cherry to my first high school sweetheart while my second high school sweetheart moped around downstairs because we didn't have television (my family just moved to the mountains and we couldn't afford Stone age cable back then).

I developed a guilt trip about that until a few years ago, I ran across the second sweetheart on Facebook. I asked her if she was still pissed off about me and number one. She told me that it ruined her life (she went and married another guy who promptly got himself killed on a motorcycle).

My guilt trip is now an around-the-world cruise.
 
2013-02-01 12:34:10 AM
I lost it with the Penthouse July 1984 issue.
 
2013-02-01 12:34:25 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby punched my V card, so I suppose I'll never know the difference.


Same here. Ten years later we're still having sex so I guess i'll be ok.

/as soon as he unchains me
 
2013-02-01 12:34:53 AM
I don't see how virginity applies here.  Every woman I've been with having a vagina size Jenna Jameson or below has been scared for life, and left with future sexual experiences as follows:

www.midlifegamer.net
 
2013-02-01 12:35:11 AM
I'm glad they pointed out the idiocy of doing this study on college students. So many psych studies are on college students because the researchers are professors who make participating in a certain number of studies a requirment for everyone talking Intro to Psychology.
 
2013-02-01 12:37:14 AM

Coelacanth: Back in 1974, I lost my cherry to my first high school sweetheart while my second high school sweetheart moped around downstairs because we didn't have television (my family just moved to the mountains and we couldn't afford Stone age cable back then).

I developed a guilt trip about that until a few years ago, I ran across the second sweetheart on Facebook. I asked her if she was still pissed off about me and number one. She told me that it ruined her life (she went and married another guy who promptly got himself killed on a motorcycle).

My guilt trip is now an around-the-world cruise.


YOu should have requested a threesome, then you'd be off the hook when she refused.
 
2013-02-01 12:37:58 AM

studebaker hoch: First time with a girl - she came looking for me.  I didn't know her, or how she knew of me.  She said "wanna go boink" and I said "yep".  I was 14.
First time with a boy(s) - saw a amazingly hot couple at a bar.  I said "Wanna go boink" and they said "yep".  I was 21.

/not hard to do.


That's pretty hot and amazingly like my story. Just saying : )
 
2013-02-01 12:38:07 AM
Yeah, I have scars from my first time.  Scars across the back from her fingernails and burn scars on my hand from where she got off putting her cigarettes out on me.  I was too scarred to go back for a second time.  I mean I would have, but she mentioned knife play and I barely survived breath play with her.
 
2013-02-01 12:39:03 AM

Fano: Coelacanth: Back in 1974, I lost my cherry to my first high school sweetheart while my second high school sweetheart moped around downstairs because we didn't have television (my family just moved to the mountains and we couldn't afford Stone age cable back then).

I developed a guilt trip about that until a few years ago, I ran across the second sweetheart on Facebook. I asked her if she was still pissed off about me and number one. She told me that it ruined her life (she went and married another guy who promptly got himself killed on a motorcycle).

My guilt trip is now an around-the-world cruise.

YOu should have requested a threesome, then you'd be off the hook when she refused.




You think I didn't?
 
2013-02-01 12:39:39 AM
Mine was great. I met a girl, she took my phone number, and came to my house that evening. I was 22, and had never even french kissed a girl before, and I could not believe my luck. I kept waking up that night, amazed that this young woman was in my bed. It was the greatest feeling ever. She was pretty damned cute too. Turned out to be more than a little bit nutty though. Took me a year to get another girlfriend, then after that, nothing. But at least I have a few memories.
 
2013-02-01 12:39:58 AM

rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?


Holy shiat find a farking Hooker before you explode or go on a killing spree.

/just advice
//just trying to help
 
2013-02-01 12:40:02 AM
It was only scarring due to vanilla ice playing on the radio and when her dad got up to use the bathroom

"If it's my mom she'll come see why my light is still on.'

"uhhh........."
 
2013-02-01 12:40:23 AM

Phins: I'm glad they pointed out the idiocy of doing this study on college students. So many psych studies are on college students because the researchers are professors who make participating in a certain number of studies a requirment for everyone talking Intro to Psychology.


Lord knows that I trolled hard in every study I had to take part in.

/won my Prisoner's dilemma round, cue sad face of partner who didn't expect it, won 5 bucks
//had to answer sex and drinking questions while alternatively wearing a devil/angel puppet
 
2013-02-01 12:42:48 AM
So don't lose your virginity. Got it.

Lost mine of the floor of the girl's mom's apartment. MTV was playing, appropriately, Peter Gabriel's "Big Time" in the background. It was clumsy and awkward (she had no idea I was a virgin) but it certainly didn't "scar" me.

♫I'm on my way I'm making it♫
 
2013-02-01 12:43:03 AM
Or, as The Atlantic's Lindsay Abrams puts it, skillfully ramping the hysterical implications of this study up to 11 while appearing to ask a simple rhetorical question,

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-01 12:43:44 AM

tgambitg: My first time was when I was really young, unaware of how to do things, and still figuring out what girls were. (13)... It put me in the mindset to learn everything I can about the female anatomy and how it works so I can maximize pleasure in my partner. Of course, that left emotional baggage as well, and I still have problems with normal relationships, because I don't take time to do the things *I* want to do, and that leaves me getting walked all over and used. So yeah, while the sex is great, the rest of the relationship is usually shiat.


Glad i'm not the only one...
 
2013-02-01 12:44:53 AM
I imagine if it was by rape it would be scarring.
 
2013-02-01 12:44:54 AM

rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?


Look on the bright side - no chance of STDs.
 
2013-02-01 12:45:29 AM
FTA: "The study, conducted by two psychology professors at the Universities of Mississippi and Tennessee, purports to demonstrate that the way you lose your virginity "is so salient that it is related to future sexual satisfaction and functioning."

So, did their study revolve around "daddy says I'm the best" and "squeal like a pig"?
 
2013-02-01 12:45:48 AM
Hmmpf. Good thing the first time was pretty awesome.
 
2013-02-01 12:45:50 AM
With a catholic school girl while watching "hackers" on my friends fold-out couch. And then in his shower, and then on top of the pillows of his roommate that I hated, and then on his floor, and then on his kitchen table. It was a busy afternoon...
I do not regret calling in to work late that day.
 
2013-02-01 12:46:14 AM

fusillade762: So don't lose your virginity. Got it.


No problems there, never bothered. Most of the girls in my high school were utter biatches.
 
2013-02-01 12:46:16 AM
And scars may make you a virgin for life.....
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2013-02-01 12:49:14 AM

thorthor: rfenster: Cool, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get lucky.

/Gotta happen one of these days.
//Doesn't it?
///Anyone want to take 46 year old out for a test drive?

Holy shiat find a farking Hooker before you explode or go on a killing spree.

/just advice
//just trying to help


The voices say it's sinful.

I listen to the voices.

All night long.
 
2013-02-01 12:50:19 AM
My first time in the back seat of moms toyota corolla, in the parking lot of an a&p. Jerry g. Old and in the way on the cassette deck. Didn't last long, but it was awesome. Ah sweet memories. Married for 21 yrs now, lucky if I can beg for it twice a month. Oh well. Can honestly say that love is much more important than sex. Isn't it??!!?
 
2013-02-01 12:50:48 AM

Fano: FTA: "The study, conducted by two psychology professors at the Universities of Mississippi and Tennessee, purports to demonstrate that the way you lose your virginity "is so salient that it is related to future sexual satisfaction and functioning."

So, did their study revolve around "daddy says I'm the best" and "squeal like a pig"?


Squeal like a pig is Georgia, sorry bud.
 
2013-02-01 12:52:21 AM
Lose my virginity?  I read fark instead.
 
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