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2013-01-31 11:41:47 PM  
So... Fanning fanny?
 
2013-01-31 11:56:32 PM  
You'll probably get to see The Badlands, but watch out for what you wish for.
She may very well be hiding Deadwood down there.
 
2013-01-31 11:57:22 PM  
Headline of the year so far...
 
2013-02-01 01:05:47 AM  

i.imgur.com

That's just too freaky. Dakota Fanning will always be little Satsuki Kusakabe from My Neighbor Totoro to me and my little ones. Has it really been that long? [sniff]

 
2013-02-01 01:30:44 AM  
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2013-02-01 01:33:56 AM  
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-02-01 03:05:54 AM  
Thanks pervmitter, now I am off to get some brain bleach
 
2013-02-01 03:51:07 AM  
CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.
 
2013-02-01 06:22:30 AM  
Funny headline, but awkward subject.
 
2013-02-01 06:23:19 AM  

TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.


The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.
 
2013-02-01 06:35:41 AM  
It's about time Dakota did a nude scene.

I've been been waiting at least ten years for this!

(I keed, I keed.)
 
2013-02-01 06:38:37 AM  

Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.



Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.
 
2013-02-01 06:39:34 AM  
I haven't seen her in a long time. She looks totally different than I remember.
 
2013-02-01 06:42:18 AM  
static.prtst.net
Oblig.
 
2013-02-01 06:47:26 AM  
I find this to be of my interests.
 
2013-02-01 06:49:56 AM  

stoli n coke: Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.


Well, she IS attractive.. but yeah, it's a breach of protocol.
 
2013-02-01 06:53:08 AM  

Alphax: stoli n coke: Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.

Well, she IS attractive.. but yeah, it's a breach of protocol.



Now I will admit, I did think Natalie Portman was cute when I saw The Professional. Then again, I was 14 when I saw it.
 
2013-02-01 07:11:32 AM  
This thread is turning out about as creepy as I expected.
 
2013-02-01 07:14:31 AM  
Now, am I the only one that thinks her younger sister is going to grow up prettier and more talented?
 
2013-02-01 07:17:13 AM  
Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?
 
2013-02-01 07:31:50 AM  
After listening to her awful screaming through War of the Worlds reboot.....   not interested
 
2013-02-01 07:32:18 AM  

Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?


If it makes you feel any better, the first thing I thought when I saw the headline was "Isn't she like 14? WTH..."
 
2013-02-01 07:40:47 AM  

Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?


It's so weird that no one on FARK even tried to make a Dakota Fanning Countdown clock like they do with every semi-hot 15-year-old.

/Who's got the Ariel Winter Countdown Clock? Anyone?
 
2013-02-01 07:41:41 AM  

stoli n coke: Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.


Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.


Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".
 
2013-02-01 07:42:19 AM  
But will she be screaming in Tom Cruise's ear every five minutes?
 
2013-02-01 07:42:58 AM  
I don't think I feel too good about this
 
2013-02-01 07:45:43 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: stoli n coke: Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.


Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.

Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".


She turned 15 either earlier this week or late last week. I happened to catch that as part of one of those celebrity birthday montages on the news and thought, "God, Fark has three more years to be creepy."
 
2013-02-01 07:46:29 AM  

IlGreven: Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?

It's so weird that no one on FARK even tried to make a Dakota Fanning Countdown clock like they do with every semi-hot 15-year-old.

/Who's got the Ariel Winter Countdown Clock? Anyone?


Almost a minute. Meh. On the fairway.
 
2013-02-01 07:56:26 AM  
I'm stealing that, subby. Just so you know.
 
2013-02-01 08:00:23 AM  
Eh. It's better when they "accidentally" flash their chach in public.
 
2013-02-01 08:20:41 AM  

Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?


I feel the same way about Kirsten Dunst. I can't look at her without thinking of her as a six-year-old in <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> and feeling all dirty-old-man.
 
2013-02-01 08:22:35 AM  
The thoughts running through my head...

Who? How old? February 94...
Well, I remember the bodies of 15 year old girlfriends... And Dakota's just about young enough to be my daughter if we hadn't used condoms.

/Now I feel old.
 
2013-02-01 08:23:38 AM  
A most excellent headline, subby.
 
2013-02-01 08:34:25 AM  
She's tracing Chloe Sevigny's career arc to a T.
 
2013-02-01 08:36:53 AM  

Ishkur: She's tracing Chloe Sevigny's career arc to a T.


She should probably stay away from Vincent Gallo then.
 
2013-02-01 08:37:48 AM  

stoli n coke: 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass


That was Hit Girl, not the hot brunette, right? right?!!!

1.bp.blogspot.com

Whew, legal.
 
2013-02-01 08:37:52 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Now, am I the only one that thinks her younger sister is going to grow up prettier and more talented?


Nope, I was thinking the same thing after watching Super 8.
 
2013-02-01 08:41:51 AM  
FTA:  Then she opened up to Glamour magazine about dating and going braless for the paparazzi.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-02-01 08:44:17 AM  
img127.imagevenue.com
On second thought...nevermind.
 
2013-02-01 08:57:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 09:03:29 AM  

TommyymmoT: You'll probably get to see The Badlands, but watch out for what you wish for.
She may very well be hiding Deadwood down there.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 09:05:24 AM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


Not too creepy......
 
2013-02-01 09:07:06 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: stoli n coke: Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.


Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.

Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".


Lilly?
 
2013-02-01 09:21:23 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Now, am I the only one that thinks her younger sister is going to grow up prettier and more talented?


No.  The 2021 version of me thinks she's pretty destroyable.
 
2013-02-01 09:35:18 AM  

TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-01 09:47:09 AM  
Time goes by fast. What really made me feel old this week was when someone pointed out that Ross from Friends had a baby boy, Ben, and that Ben would now be in college.

Damn.
 
2013-02-01 09:56:34 AM  
I know she isn't technically a minor anymore, but for the love of God, is this extremely necessary?
 
2013-02-01 09:59:45 AM  

Here Comes Everybody: I feel the same way about Kirsten Dunst. I can't look at her without thinking of her as a six-year-old in <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> and feeling all dirty-old-man.


I always thought she was going to be one of those really screwed up child actors because of that role.

/Was she really only 6? Never really thought of that.
 
2013-02-01 10:06:47 AM  
Who the hell cares? Shes 18. End of story. Thats our arbitrary contrived age that categorizes men as either normal or ohmygodgotohellyoufarkingperv.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:45 AM  

Midnight Rambler: Time goes by fast. What really made me feel old this week was when someone pointed out that Ross from Friends had a baby boy, Ben, and that Ben would now be in college.

Damn.


it's hard to admit, but sometimes i have to remember it's not the 90s any more.  or, even the 2000s...  if it weren't for the fact that i knew what year i was born, i would probably think i was still in my 20s.
 
2013-02-01 10:30:25 AM  

Luminaro: Who the hell cares? Shes 18. End of story. Thats our arbitrary contrived age that categorizes men as either normal or ohmygodgotohellyoufarkingperv.


So in your view, there should be no age limit? From what I gather from your whargarbble, any age limit that we set must be "arbitrary" and "contrived", therefore it's OK to fark 12 year olds. Am I right?
 
2013-02-01 10:32:38 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".


The problem with her is that at certain angles, like the bikini pic, she doesn't look young. Not knowing who she was, I'd have never guessed she was still under 18.

Other shots, though, especially face on, make it a lot more obvious.
 
2013-02-01 10:38:34 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Midnight Rambler: Time goes by fast. What really made me feel old this week was when someone pointed out that Ross from Friends had a baby boy, Ben, and that Ben would now be in college.

Damn.

it's hard to admit, but sometimes i have to remember it's not the 90s any more.  or, even the 2000s...  if it weren't for the fact that i knew what year i was born, i would probably think i was still in my 20s.


I think that's a good thing. If your state of mind is 100% congruent with your physical age, you're adhering to someone else's rules.
 
kab
2013-02-01 10:41:29 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: So in your view, there should be no age limit? From what I gather from your whargarbble, any age limit that we set must be "arbitrary" and "contrived", therefore it's OK to fark 12 year olds. Am I right?


Uh no, that's likely not what he's saying at all.
 
2013-02-01 10:57:38 AM  

Tom_Slick: Here Comes Everybody: I feel the same way about Kirsten Dunst. I can't look at her without thinking of her as a six-year-old in <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> and feeling all dirty-old-man.

I always thought she was going to be one of those really screwed up child actors because of that role.

/Was she really only 6? Never really thought of that.


I'm pretty sure she was about 12 in that movie. In the book her character was permanently 5 years old.
My 15 year old self was pretty annoyed by that change at the time.
 
2013-02-01 10:58:49 AM  

kab: B.L.Z. Bub: So in your view, there should be no age limit? From what I gather from your whargarbble, any age limit that we set must be "arbitrary" and "contrived", therefore it's OK to fark 12 year olds. Am I right?

Uh no, that's likely not what he's saying at all.


What I object to is his claim that setting the age limit to 18 is "arbitrary" and "contrived". It is neither. You don't understand what arbitrary means if you think that.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:11 AM  
What about Hound Dog? I would also like to say that I just added the movie to my Netflix. I really do not think there should be an age limit for nudity in films. There are quite a few films that have been released where the actors have been nude and under the age of 18. I do not find any of them to be offensive or make me feel perverted. Beauty is beauty regardless of the age, but then I can admire their beauty without automatically desiring to insert my penis into them.
 
2013-02-01 11:09:06 AM  
Well done! Golf clap, subby.
 
2013-02-01 11:12:54 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: kab: B.L.Z. Bub: So in your view, there should be no age limit? From what I gather from your whargarbble, any age limit that we set must be "arbitrary" and "contrived", therefore it's OK to fark 12 year olds. Am I right?

Uh no, that's likely not what he's saying at all.

What I object to is his claim that setting the age limit to 18 is "arbitrary" and "contrived". It is neither. You don't understand what arbitrary means if you think that.


Why not? The word seems pretty appropriate. It's not like there is some clear, objective, delineation to draw. We did just kind of have to pick some year and there isn't a timer that goes off for everyone on their 18th birthday which changes them clearly from a child to an adult. Our bodies and brains are still developing well into our 20's.

Why not 19? 20? 25? Or 16 or 17 for that matter? I'm Jewish and traditionally you're an adult at 13 according to my people. So he's not wrong to say that 18 is arbitrary. Sometimes in life there isn't a clear answer and you need to make arbitrary decisions because you can't just make NO decision.
 
2013-02-01 11:41:25 AM  

stoli n coke: Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.


What about the girl from Orphan? That okay?
 
2013-02-01 11:43:15 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: OtherLittleGuy: Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".

The problem with her is that at certain angles, like the bikini pic, she doesn't look young. Not knowing who she was, I'd have never guessed she was still under 18.

Other shots, though, especially face on, make it a lot more obvious.


Dude she's Chinese.
 
2013-02-01 11:47:17 AM  
 
2013-02-01 11:52:06 AM  

mongbiohazard: B.L.Z. Bub: kab: B.L.Z. Bub: So in your view, there should be no age limit? From what I gather from your whargarbble, any age limit that we set must be "arbitrary" and "contrived", therefore it's OK to fark 12 year olds. Am I right?

Uh no, that's likely not what he's saying at all.

What I object to is his claim that setting the age limit to 18 is "arbitrary" and "contrived". It is neither. You don't understand what arbitrary means if you think that.

Why not? The word seems pretty appropriate. It's not like there is some clear, objective, delineation to draw. We did just kind of have to pick some year and there isn't a timer that goes off for everyone on their 18th birthday which changes them clearly from a child to an adult. Our bodies and brains are still developing well into our 20's.

Why not 19? 20? 25? Or 16 or 17 for that matter? I'm Jewish and traditionally you're an adult at 13 according to my people. So he's not wrong to say that 18 is arbitrary. Sometimes in life there isn't a clear answer and you need to make arbitrary decisions because you can't just make NO decision.


So if they're 17, there are several states where you could fark them but not take their picture.
 
2013-02-01 11:56:32 AM  

show me: mongbiohazard: B.L.Z. Bub: kab: B.L.Z. Bub: So in your view, there should be no age limit? From what I gather from your whargarbble, any age limit that we set must be "arbitrary" and "contrived", therefore it's OK to fark 12 year olds. Am I right?

Uh no, that's likely not what he's saying at all.

What I object to is his claim that setting the age limit to 18 is "arbitrary" and "contrived". It is neither. You don't understand what arbitrary means if you think that.

Why not? The word seems pretty appropriate. It's not like there is some clear, objective, delineation to draw. We did just kind of have to pick some year and there isn't a timer that goes off for everyone on their 18th birthday which changes them clearly from a child to an adult. Our bodies and brains are still developing well into our 20's.

Why not 19? 20? 25? Or 16 or 17 for that matter? I'm Jewish and traditionally you're an adult at 13 according to my people. So he's not wrong to say that 18 is arbitrary. Sometimes in life there isn't a clear answer and you need to make arbitrary decisions because you can't just make NO decision.

So if they're 17, there are several states where you could fark them but not take their picture.


Did you know? The night before a girl's 18th birthday, her body undergoes major significant changes in appearance. That one day difference between her last day as a 17 year old and her first day as an 18 year old is incredible in it's depth, complexity and overall significance.

Really.
 
2013-02-01 12:06:26 PM  

mongbiohazard: I'm Jewish and traditionally you're an adult at 13 according to my people. So he's not wrong to say that 18 is arbitrary. Sometimes in life there isn't a clear answer and you need to make arbitrary decisions because you can't just make NO decision.


You still can't be found guilty of a capital crime until you're 20, though. Think of Jews' "becoming a man at 13" the way we let 17 year olds make medical decisions for themselves.

// hey, lookit that - most cultures have a staggered passage into adulthood
 
2013-02-01 12:15:34 PM  
eesh.
great bod, but that face.
looks too much like a skinnier drew barrymore.
[i like the skinnier part, but not the barrymore part.]


/of course i would
 
2013-02-01 12:30:47 PM  
She's 18?  Nice figure, dumber than a bag of hammers.  No thanks.  MILFs is where it's at
 
2013-02-01 12:36:17 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 350x265]That's just too freaky. Dakota Fanning will always be little Satsuki Kusakabe from My Neighbor Totoro to me and my little ones. Has it really been that long? [sniff]


The Fox dub of Totoro was better.
 
2013-02-01 12:55:35 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: She's 18?  Nice figure, dumber than a bag of hammers.


Which makes her different from pretty much every other 18 year old, how?
 
2013-02-01 12:58:30 PM  
After "The Runaways", Dakota Fanning has the potential to be the next Jennifer Jason Leigh, as far as "naked and freaky for the art".
 
2013-02-01 01:32:00 PM  

Profedius: What about Hound Dog?


It's a crappy movie with a forgettable story and unlikeable characters, what about it?
 
2013-02-01 02:15:20 PM  

zappaisfrank: Smeggy Smurf: She's 18?  Nice figure, dumber than a bag of hammers.

Which makes her different from pretty much every other 18 year old, how?


Most of them are fat
 
2013-02-01 02:15:39 PM  
I AM APPALLED!!!

that subby hasn't gotten more votes than this
 
2013-02-01 02:29:28 PM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


Coffee, keyboard, etc.
 
2013-02-01 02:48:04 PM  

Dr Dreidel: mongbiohazard: I'm Jewish and traditionally you're an adult at 13 according to my people. So he's not wrong to say that 18 is arbitrary. Sometimes in life there isn't a clear answer and you need to make arbitrary decisions because you can't just make NO decision.

You still can't be found guilty of a capital crime until you're 20, though. Think of Jews' "becoming a man at 13" the way we let 17 year olds make medical decisions for themselves.

// hey, lookit that - most cultures have a staggered passage into adulthood


In the US 11-12 is the cutoff age to be tried as an adult for a crime.
 
2013-02-01 03:03:16 PM  

stoli n coke: Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say

for having my shorts in a twist over someone joking that the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them an inappropriate boner.

FTFY
 
2013-02-01 04:03:51 PM  

borg: Headline of the year so far...


Seconded...
 
2013-02-01 04:09:55 PM  

Luminaro: Who the hell cares? Shes 18. End of story. Thats our arbitrary contrived age that categorizes men as either normal or ohmygodgotohellyoufarkingperv.


In reality, it varies for everyone. Some kids are mature and balanced enough somewhere between about 16 1/2 and 17, and others aren't smart enough to have sex and handle it until at least 20.

Sure, it's a bit of a shock when these people we remember as being little kids grow up, but the desire to see them naked as adults isn't some kind of creepy thing.

Unless someone wats to see them naked as the 12 year old everyone remembers...
 
2013-02-01 04:13:22 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Profedius: What about Hound Dog?

It's a crappy movie with a forgettable story and unlikeable characters, what about it?


I agree with you 100% there, but what I was referring to is that she was nude in that film though we didn't see anything due to camera angles . Come to think of it she was nude in the Runaways too though we did not see it due to the bed sheets and camera angles.
 
2013-02-01 04:19:45 PM  
i99.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 04:36:33 PM  
fark you people are creepy
 
2013-02-01 06:00:22 PM  

chewy milk: fark you people are creepy


Meanwhile, you just came into this thread for some good, clean fun, right?
 
2013-02-01 06:13:37 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Luminaro: Who the hell cares? Shes 18. End of story. Thats our arbitrary contrived age that categorizes men as either normal or ohmygodgotohellyoufarkingperv.

So in your view, there should be no age limit? From what I gather from your whargarbble, any age limit that we set must be "arbitrary" and "contrived", therefore it's OK to fark 12 year olds. Am I right?


Yeah, you got me.  That's exactly what I'm saying, smartypants.  You must have gone to college.
 
2013-02-01 08:25:16 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: chewy milk: fark you people are creepy

Meanwhile, you just came into this thread for some good, clean fun, right?


Yes actually.

/also to make fun of the pervs
//I'm not proud
 
2013-02-01 09:19:22 PM  
Actresses all ways say how nude and sex scenes are awkward yet they keep doing the scenes.  They lie. They are horny, enjoy the scenes, and just say what they think society wants to hear.

/Dated a few actresses
/they loved sex and were exhibitionist
/I could be wrong but...hey I need another beer
 
2013-02-01 09:21:39 PM  
Sorry Guys but Dakotas not getting anywhere near nude:

                 Dakota Fanning made Vulture's list of Eight Clean-Cut Stars Who Got Wild at Sundance - but was it actually her butt we saw streaking down the beach in Naomi Foner's Very Good Girls? We posed the fanny question to Fanning herself, at a premiere party for the film this week: "It's, like, complicated," she told us at the Nur Khan pop-up in Park City. "It's kind of mine." What she means, Foner explains, is "they weren't actually naked." They were wearing a bathing suit, but "they painted the bathing suit out - it's CGI." Fanning's co-star Elizabeth Olsen was willing to admit that she called in backside backup altogether. "It's a double and then they CGI-ed the stuff in the water," she told us. "But I think my double has a great ass."

Link:

http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/dakota-fanning-butt-double-sundance.h tm l
 
2013-02-01 10:47:50 PM  

zappaisfrank: http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae48/Gossip_dance/Dakota%20Fanning / DakotaFanningElegantinsee-throughdress.jpg

Probably NSFW ^

I'd Dakota her Fanning!


See, I have no guilt seeing this like this... because I never saw anything she did as a child actor.  Same deal with Michelle Trachtenberg.  If the Olsen twins hadn't turned out to be such horrific monstrosities, I'd be in trouble, though.  I remember seeing people changing their diapers on Full House, back before that show was in reruns.
 
2013-02-02 02:50:00 AM  

Tom_Slick: Here Comes Everybody: I feel the same way about Kirsten Dunst. I can't look at her without thinking of her as a six-year-old in <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> and feeling all dirty-old-man.

I always thought she was going to be one of those really screwed up child actors because of that role.

/Was she really only 6? Never really thought of that.


No, she was 12 when she filmed that movie.  I remember an interview with her at the time talking about how she had to kiss Brad Pitt and how gross it was and how she was only 12.
 
2013-02-02 05:57:53 AM  

PillsHere: Tom_Slick: Here Comes Everybody: I feel the same way about Kirsten Dunst. I can't look at her without thinking of her as a six-year-old in <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> and feeling all dirty-old-man.

I always thought she was going to be one of those really screwed up child actors because of that role.

/Was she really only 6? Never really thought of that.

No, she was 12 when she filmed that movie.  I remember an interview with her at the time talking about how she had to kiss Brad Pitt and how gross it was and how she was only 12.


She was 12 when the move came out, but 11 when it was filmed. I remember it from the press kit.

/film journalist at the time
 
2013-02-02 06:32:57 AM  
 

Cheater71: Sorry Guys but Dakotas not getting anywhere near nude:

"But I think my double has a great ass."

That's okay. I'm still in
 
2013-02-02 10:55:58 PM  

stoli n coke: Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.


Look, if Christopher Mintz-Plasse is your thing, that's fine. He's of legal age. He just looks young.
 
2013-02-03 01:49:16 PM  

loral: After listening to her awful screaming through War of the Worlds reboot.....   not interested


no kidding, I hated that movie so bad.
 
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