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(Huffington Post)   Dakota Fanning to appear nude in upcoming film. No word if we'll be seeing South Dakota or just North Dakota   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 92
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2013-01-31 11:41:47 PM  
So... Fanning fanny?
 
2013-01-31 11:56:32 PM  
You'll probably get to see The Badlands, but watch out for what you wish for.
She may very well be hiding Deadwood down there.
 
2013-01-31 11:57:22 PM  
Headline of the year so far...
 
2013-02-01 01:05:47 AM  

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That's just too freaky. Dakota Fanning will always be little Satsuki Kusakabe from My Neighbor Totoro to me and my little ones. Has it really been that long? [sniff]

 
2013-02-01 01:30:44 AM  
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2013-02-01 01:33:56 AM  
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2013-02-01 03:05:54 AM  
Thanks pervmitter, now I am off to get some brain bleach
 
2013-02-01 03:51:07 AM  
CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.
 
2013-02-01 06:22:30 AM  
Funny headline, but awkward subject.
 
2013-02-01 06:23:19 AM  

TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.


The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.
 
2013-02-01 06:35:41 AM  
It's about time Dakota did a nude scene.

I've been been waiting at least ten years for this!

(I keed, I keed.)
 
2013-02-01 06:38:37 AM  

Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.



Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.
 
2013-02-01 06:39:34 AM  
I haven't seen her in a long time. She looks totally different than I remember.
 
2013-02-01 06:42:18 AM  
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Oblig.
 
2013-02-01 06:47:26 AM  
I find this to be of my interests.
 
2013-02-01 06:49:56 AM  

stoli n coke: Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.


Well, she IS attractive.. but yeah, it's a breach of protocol.
 
2013-02-01 06:53:08 AM  

Alphax: stoli n coke: Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.

Well, she IS attractive.. but yeah, it's a breach of protocol.



Now I will admit, I did think Natalie Portman was cute when I saw The Professional. Then again, I was 14 when I saw it.
 
2013-02-01 07:11:32 AM  
This thread is turning out about as creepy as I expected.
 
2013-02-01 07:14:31 AM  
Now, am I the only one that thinks her younger sister is going to grow up prettier and more talented?
 
2013-02-01 07:17:13 AM  
Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?
 
2013-02-01 07:31:50 AM  
After listening to her awful screaming through War of the Worlds reboot.....   not interested
 
2013-02-01 07:32:18 AM  

Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?


If it makes you feel any better, the first thing I thought when I saw the headline was "Isn't she like 14? WTH..."
 
2013-02-01 07:40:47 AM  

Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?


It's so weird that no one on FARK even tried to make a Dakota Fanning Countdown clock like they do with every semi-hot 15-year-old.

/Who's got the Ariel Winter Countdown Clock? Anyone?
 
2013-02-01 07:41:41 AM  

stoli n coke: Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.


Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.


Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".
 
2013-02-01 07:42:19 AM  
But will she be screaming in Tom Cruise's ear every five minutes?
 
2013-02-01 07:42:58 AM  
I don't think I feel too good about this
 
2013-02-01 07:45:43 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: stoli n coke: Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.


Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.

Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".


She turned 15 either earlier this week or late last week. I happened to catch that as part of one of those celebrity birthday montages on the news and thought, "God, Fark has three more years to be creepy."
 
2013-02-01 07:46:29 AM  

IlGreven: Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?

It's so weird that no one on FARK even tried to make a Dakota Fanning Countdown clock like they do with every semi-hot 15-year-old.

/Who's got the Ariel Winter Countdown Clock? Anyone?


Almost a minute. Meh. On the fairway.
 
2013-02-01 07:56:26 AM  
I'm stealing that, subby. Just so you know.
 
2013-02-01 08:00:23 AM  
Eh. It's better when they "accidentally" flash their chach in public.
 
2013-02-01 08:20:41 AM  

Oysterman: Dakota Fanning's 18?!  But she was so little in all those movies, and those just came out... wait, no they didn't.  WHAR DID TIME GO? WHAR?


I feel the same way about Kirsten Dunst. I can't look at her without thinking of her as a six-year-old in <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> and feeling all dirty-old-man.
 
2013-02-01 08:22:35 AM  
The thoughts running through my head...

Who? How old? February 94...
Well, I remember the bodies of 15 year old girlfriends... And Dakota's just about young enough to be my daughter if we hadn't used condoms.

/Now I feel old.
 
2013-02-01 08:23:38 AM  
A most excellent headline, subby.
 
2013-02-01 08:34:25 AM  
She's tracing Chloe Sevigny's career arc to a T.
 
2013-02-01 08:36:53 AM  

Ishkur: She's tracing Chloe Sevigny's career arc to a T.


She should probably stay away from Vincent Gallo then.
 
2013-02-01 08:37:48 AM  

stoli n coke: 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass


That was Hit Girl, not the hot brunette, right? right?!!!

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Whew, legal.
 
2013-02-01 08:37:52 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Now, am I the only one that thinks her younger sister is going to grow up prettier and more talented?


Nope, I was thinking the same thing after watching Super 8.
 
2013-02-01 08:41:51 AM  
FTA:  Then she opened up to Glamour magazine about dating and going braless for the paparazzi.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-02-01 08:44:17 AM  
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On second thought...nevermind.
 
2013-02-01 08:57:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 09:03:29 AM  

TommyymmoT: You'll probably get to see The Badlands, but watch out for what you wish for.
She may very well be hiding Deadwood down there.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 09:05:24 AM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


Not too creepy......
 
2013-02-01 09:07:06 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: stoli n coke: Bored Horde: TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.

The internet is full of pedophiles and creeps who get all uppity when you call them out.


Yep. Last week, I got flamed by several pervs for pointing out they probably shouldn't say the 15-year old kid from Kick-Ass gives them a boner.

Wait for the latest news from the younger daughter from "Modern Family".


Lilly?
 
2013-02-01 09:21:23 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Now, am I the only one that thinks her younger sister is going to grow up prettier and more talented?


No.  The 2021 version of me thinks she's pretty destroyable.
 
2013-02-01 09:35:18 AM  

TommyymmoT: CSB:
About 8, or 9 years ago, after many, many, many beers, I submitted a link on Fark, "Dakota Fanning Nude Pics".
The link went to a picture of a woman that looked like the haggard mother from "The Goonies", but naked, captioned "GOTCHA! YOU PERVERT!"

The link was up for less than an hour, on a weekend afternoon, before it was pulled, and I was banned, for "queue abuse".

The link got over 300 clicks in 45 minutes, on a slow day.


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2013-02-01 09:47:09 AM  
Time goes by fast. What really made me feel old this week was when someone pointed out that Ross from Friends had a baby boy, Ben, and that Ben would now be in college.

Damn.
 
2013-02-01 09:56:34 AM  
I know she isn't technically a minor anymore, but for the love of God, is this extremely necessary?
 
2013-02-01 09:59:45 AM  

Here Comes Everybody: I feel the same way about Kirsten Dunst. I can't look at her without thinking of her as a six-year-old in <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> and feeling all dirty-old-man.


I always thought she was going to be one of those really screwed up child actors because of that role.

/Was she really only 6? Never really thought of that.
 
2013-02-01 10:06:47 AM  
Who the hell cares? Shes 18. End of story. Thats our arbitrary contrived age that categorizes men as either normal or ohmygodgotohellyoufarkingperv.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:45 AM  

Midnight Rambler: Time goes by fast. What really made me feel old this week was when someone pointed out that Ross from Friends had a baby boy, Ben, and that Ben would now be in college.

Damn.


it's hard to admit, but sometimes i have to remember it's not the 90s any more.  or, even the 2000s...  if it weren't for the fact that i knew what year i was born, i would probably think i was still in my 20s.
 
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