"In news sure to nauseate all dayA fast food titan lost its wayThough quite brief, it was coarse-They were actually serving horse-'Have It your way'? BK, I say neigh!"
brantgoose: Your suspicions are correct: our mascot is a demented serial killer.
twfeline: Americans are 5 times more likely to get sick from food-borne illness than Europeans.
burncheese: Maybe they should try eating car.
Glendale: Now we know what "meet" is made of.
SlothB77: I have a brother-in-law who had a severe allergic reaction to horses recently and couldn't explain it. He lives in NYC and had no contact with horses. If he ate BK right before the reaction, boy does he have a potential lawsuit.
EngineerBob: BronyMedic: I wonder how their desserts taste?That's another tale entirely
fiveknuckleshuffle: If we gave horses more guns, they'd be less likely to be eaten.
Fark Rye For Many Whores: Brits bridle at horse patties
DeathBySmiley: thelonearranger: Did anyone else notice the phrase "It is known" snuck into an article about eating horsemeat? Well-played, author who is obviously a fan of Game of Thrones!!!Real fans don't call it Game of Thrones.They call it A Song of Ice and Fire.
Ace25: Ummm, I think some Jews and Muslims may have a problem with this one.Aldi said a sample of its frozen Oakhurst Beefburgers showed up positive for 0.1per cent horse DNA, while its Oakhurst Beef Quarter Pounders were 0.1per cent equine and 0.1per cent pork.
The One True TheDavid: I still haven't tried horse, camel, llama or ostrich
eraser8: brantgoose: Your suspicions are correct: our mascot is a demented serial killer.
BronyMedic: I wonder how their desserts taste?
jaylectricity: Hmm...I wonder what that tastes like.
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