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(Foodbeast)   This will confuse those with dyslexia: Doritos is releasing Taco Bell-flavored chips   (foodbeast.com) divider line 79
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2013-01-31 07:12:16 PM

casual disregard: Shazam999: Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?

I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.

Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.


Now I'm hungry...and horny.
 
2013-01-31 07:19:21 PM
Yo dawg...
 
2013-01-31 07:23:59 PM

mvalpreda: [www.fritolay.com image 215x278]
Need to bring these back. Lasted here in So Cal about 3 months. Doritolicious.


This. Those were definitely the best Doritos, IMO. Nothing else quite like them, and I was immensely disappointed when they disappeared.
 
2013-01-31 07:34:28 PM

worlddan: Did not. I read it as "This will confuse those with Doritos: dyslexia is releasing Taco Chip-flavored bells."

That makes sense to me.


me too.
 
2013-01-31 08:30:55 PM
So instead of nacho flavored Doritos I get and make with ground turkey mixed with Taco Bell seasoning.......I can now get Taco Bell flavored Doritos to use with my Taco Bell flavored ground turkey....how exciting.
 
2013-01-31 08:46:38 PM

Alexei Novikov: mvalpreda: [www.fritolay.com image 215x278]
Need to bring these back. Lasted here in So Cal about 3 months. Doritolicious.

This. Those were definitely the best Doritos, IMO. Nothing else quite like them, and I was immensely disappointed when they disappeared.


Best Doritos, but inferior to:

i830.photobucket.com
Best. Pizza Chip. Ever.
 
2013-01-31 08:54:54 PM
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Now they're just messing with us...
 
2013-01-31 09:00:50 PM

Cyno01: Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!

/seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?
//also baja blast + tequila = awesome


Farkers have the most peculiar digestive systems I've ever seen. In one post I'll see a guy go on in exquisite detail about how major fast food offerings turn their stools black and watery, terrible slime shooting from every orifice, then another post that calls people morons for putting ketchup on a hot dog, and stating they only eat them drenche in Sriracha.
 
2013-01-31 09:02:19 PM
This will confuse those with dyslexia: Doritos is releasing Taco Bell-flavored chips

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2013-01-31 09:06:45 PM

Fano: Farkers have the most peculiar digestive systems I've ever seen. In one post I'll see a guy go on in exquisite detail about how major fast food offerings turn their stools black and watery, terrible slime shooting from every orifice, then another post that calls people morons for putting ketchup on a hot dog, and stating they only eat them drenche in Sriracha.


And since farkers aren't all the same person it's entirely unsurprising we have different shiat systems down there.
 
2013-01-31 09:15:39 PM
MY HEAD OW
 
2013-01-31 09:28:48 PM
Those new ones that are called Blaster or Crackers or some ridiculous name, that are 2x as thick - are pure garbage.
 
2013-01-31 09:31:53 PM

OhioUGrad: So instead of nacho flavored Doritos I get and make with ground turkey mixed with Taco Bell seasoning.......I can now get Taco Bell flavored Doritos to use with my Taco Bell flavored ground turkey....how exciting.



Well aren't you just fancy city folk!
 
2013-01-31 09:52:05 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: And since farkers aren't all the same person it's entirely unsurprising we have different shiat systems down there


Come at me, bro. Seriously. Come at me.
 
2013-01-31 10:00:48 PM

ZzeusS: OhioUGrad: So instead of nacho flavored Doritos I get and make with ground turkey mixed with Taco Bell seasoning.......I can now get Taco Bell flavored Doritos to use with my Taco Bell flavored ground turkey....how exciting.


Well aren't you just fancy city folk!


We do it big in the suburbs, but I think that would be Taco Bell overload.
 
2013-01-31 10:04:06 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: And since farkers aren't all the same person it's entirely unsurprising we have different shiat systems down there.


Come now, I know you're all sock puppets, This site has what, maybe 3 - 4 real members max.
 
2013-01-31 10:10:36 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: [www.fritolay.com image 345x512]

Been done, and with better taste


came here to say that. my favorite flavor when i was a kid.
 
2013-01-31 10:31:55 PM

mrlewish: Doritos: now with the shaits.


Guaranteed!
 
2013-01-31 10:38:03 PM
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Oblig
 
2013-01-31 11:04:44 PM

lostcat: About two months ago I was stone sober and hungry, and wound up going to Taco Bell.

I've never eaten Taco Bell when sober before. Now I know why. The stuff I put in my mouth barely tasted like food.

I have a hard time understanding why you would want Doritos with bland-cardboard powder all over them.


To be perfectly honest, because weed.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:52 PM
Do I have to say it again? It's not Taco Bell's heat that causes bowel discomforts. It's the questionable food hygiene practices local franchises indulge in. You might get hit with the Taco Bell Two-Step a few times before you learn which particular restaurants to avoid.
 
2013-01-31 11:21:16 PM

mrlewish: Doritos: now with the shaits.


That can also occur when you consume too much vodak.

/I didn't expect dyslexia to be a real problem in this thread.
 
2013-01-31 11:23:19 PM
In the future, ALL chips will be Taco Bell.
 
2013-01-31 11:34:05 PM
circle of life... or what dividing by zero might look like in this case... your choice....

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2013-01-31 11:35:13 PM

Cyno01: Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!

/seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?
//also baja blast + tequila = awesome


its not because it is spicy (I make my own ghost chile extract), but because it contains a lot of filler like cellulose - e.g. a form of wood pulp or plant matter. It is safe, actually "organic" material, just not digestible.
 
2013-02-01 01:12:07 AM
Those Doritos Locos tacos are pretty disgusting. For some reason those shells get soggy more than the regular hard shells, and taste like...well, I think someone said drywall earlier. My go-tos are the Crunchwrap and moreso the Chalupas. Those new grillers, beef and nacho specifically, aren't bad either.

And don't get me started on those digestive system myths - Taco Bell isn't what makes me poo 5-6 times a day.
 
2013-02-01 01:21:26 AM

Cyno01: Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!


So you're an anticonformist.  Good for you.  Don't send me any money, whatever you do.
 
2013-02-01 01:22:40 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Coming soon: Dorito Bell


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Approves.
 
2013-02-01 04:04:17 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: This will confuse those with dyslexia: Doritos is releasing Taco Bell-flavored chips

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A very tasty learing disability.
 
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