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(Foodbeast)   This will confuse those with dyslexia: Doritos is releasing Taco Bell-flavored chips   (foodbeast.com) divider line 79
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2013-01-31 05:23:08 PM
The circle is complete.
 
2013-01-31 05:24:24 PM
Did not. I read it as "This will confuse those with Doritos: dyslexia is releasing Taco Chip-flavored bells."

That makes sense to me.
 
2013-01-31 05:24:37 PM
www.fritolay.com

Been done, and with better taste
 
2013-01-31 05:24:50 PM
Yeah, no.
 
2013-01-31 05:25:15 PM
Someone just divided by culinary zero.
 
2013-01-31 05:25:23 PM
Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:

i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 05:25:41 PM
businessboomcollective.com
 
2013-01-31 05:27:24 PM
Doritos: now with the shaits.
 
2013-01-31 05:27:32 PM
So the taste: Whatever metal they make big bells out of, and diarrhea? Brass + ass?
 
2013-01-31 05:28:20 PM
...And then Taco Bell will make a meal out of them.
 
2013-01-31 05:28:39 PM
Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.
 
2013-01-31 05:30:10 PM
Coming soon: Dorito Bell
 
2013-01-31 05:31:23 PM

Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.


You mean stale "meat," don't you?
 
2013-01-31 05:32:09 PM
Its almost as if... the same company owns both...
 
2013-01-31 05:33:13 PM
So, do you want genuine crap on a cracker, or simulated crap-flavored crackers?
 
2013-01-31 05:33:36 PM
No one should ever confuse it with actual Mexican food, but sometimes a Taco Bell crunchy taco or bean burrito will just hit the spot, for me at least. It's a very particular and very infrequent craving.
 
2013-01-31 05:34:25 PM
Wait, wut?

/is this what dividing by zero feels like emotionally?
 
2013-01-31 05:34:37 PM

reaperducer: Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:


I loved those as a kid! It was better than the Pizza Hut flavor!
 
2013-01-31 05:35:01 PM

odinsposse: [businessboomcollective.com image 850x637]


Thanks for the seizure.
 
2013-01-31 05:35:07 PM
I can't wait for Hawaian Punch flavored fruit.
 
2013-01-31 05:35:36 PM
www.fritolay.com
Need to bring these back. Lasted here in So Cal about 3 months. Doritolicious.
 
2013-01-31 05:37:30 PM
Bell Flavor on a chip? That's not right. Maybe an ice cream cone.
 
2013-01-31 05:38:32 PM
I'm loving the retro Doritos packaging.

I feel like I'm on Lost or something.
 
2013-01-31 05:38:59 PM
So i know Taco Bell is coming out with Cool Ranch flavored Doritos Locos tacos at some point, when will they have Taco Bell flavored Doritos Locos tacos?

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 05:39:15 PM

mrlewish: Doritos: now with the shaits.



Get the runs at the border.
 
2013-01-31 05:39:57 PM

Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?


I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.
 
2013-01-31 05:41:23 PM
article even contains a helpful picture of what doritos nachos bell grande look like


StoPPeRmobile: I can't wait for Hawaian Punch flavored fruit.


already in the works, while you are waiting, can i interest you in a nice grapple?

oOCAKESOo: Its almost as if... the same company owns both...


until i see a taco bell taco pizza at pizza hut, i laugh at your silly notion...
 
2013-01-31 05:41:45 PM
Only a matter of time...

i.imgur.com
"A layer of Taco Bell tacos, with mashed up Taco Bell-flavored Doritos, with mounds and mounds of bacon...bacon strips, bacon tacos...more bacon."
 
2013-01-31 05:43:55 PM
Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!

/seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?
//also baja blast + tequila = awesome
 
2013-01-31 05:45:32 PM

reaperducer: Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:

[i13.photobucket.com image 329x317]


exactly.. they existed before.  and they were AWESOME!!
 
2013-01-31 05:46:41 PM

Shazam999: Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?

I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.


Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.
 
2013-01-31 05:47:22 PM

Cyno01: /seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?


Word to the wise: it's not the seasoning, it's the salmonella.
 
2013-01-31 05:47:44 PM
This will confuse anyone with taste-buds more like
 
2013-01-31 05:48:43 PM
They need to make them with Olestra for the genuine Taco Bell experience
 
2013-01-31 05:49:57 PM

unyon: ...And then Taco Bell will make a meal out of them.


And thus the singularity will pop into creation, destroying this fetid planet for good.
 
2013-01-31 05:51:17 PM

casual disregard: Shazam999: Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?

I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.

Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.


Oh dear god.
 
2013-01-31 05:53:41 PM

zvoidx: Only a matter of time...

[i.imgur.com image 551x348]
"A layer of Taco Bell tacos, with mashed up Taco Bell-flavored Doritos, with mounds and mounds of bacon...bacon strips, bacon tacos...more bacon."


And some Jack Daniels SOWCE.
 
2013-01-31 05:56:05 PM
Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.

Oh dear god.

not all women are diseased prostitutes or your mom.
 
2013-01-31 06:04:13 PM

starlost: Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.

Oh dear god.

not all women are diseased prostitutes or your mom.


Hence the torilla-condom.

You can never be too safe.

/or too stoned
 
2013-01-31 06:12:38 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: [www.fritolay.com image 345x512]

Been done, and with better taste


holy crap i remember that logo.  that must be from the mid 80s
 
2013-01-31 06:17:10 PM
So instead of tasting like ass, these Doritos will taste like chihuahua ass?

www.policemag.com
 
2013-01-31 06:17:16 PM

reaperducer: Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:

[i13.photobucket.com image 329x317]


Those were the BEST.  The taco-flavored ones they've had since were passable, but lacking.
 
2013-01-31 06:26:02 PM
Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

She probably drinks Coors light and Tim's Double-Double, reads the Toronto Sun and drives an SUV.
 
2013-01-31 06:27:57 PM
So they taste like grease, stucco, and linoleum?
 
2013-01-31 06:44:26 PM
About two months ago I was stone sober and hungry, and wound up going to Taco Bell.

I've never eaten Taco Bell when sober before. Now I know why. The stuff I put in my mouth barely tasted like food.

I have a hard time understanding why you would want Doritos with bland-cardboard powder all over them.
 
2013-01-31 06:44:51 PM

PatGund: So they taste like grease, stucco, and linoleum?


Nah. They taste nothing like your mom's vag...
 
2013-01-31 06:52:50 PM
Meh, I'll be excited when chicken flavored chips make it to America.

/Not made of actual chicken, but made out of deliciousness
 
2013-01-31 06:53:48 PM
imokwiththis.jpg

When it comes out, I'll give it a try.
 
2013-01-31 06:56:34 PM

Reverend J: Meh, I'll be excited when chicken flavored chips make it to America.

/Not made of actual chicken, but made out of deliciousness


Come at me, bro. Seriously. Come at me.
 
2013-01-31 06:59:37 PM
Now they're just farking with you.
 
2013-01-31 07:12:16 PM

casual disregard: Shazam999: Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?

I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.

Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.


Now I'm hungry...and horny.
 
2013-01-31 07:19:21 PM
Yo dawg...
 
2013-01-31 07:23:59 PM

mvalpreda: [www.fritolay.com image 215x278]
Need to bring these back. Lasted here in So Cal about 3 months. Doritolicious.


This. Those were definitely the best Doritos, IMO. Nothing else quite like them, and I was immensely disappointed when they disappeared.
 
2013-01-31 07:34:28 PM

worlddan: Did not. I read it as "This will confuse those with Doritos: dyslexia is releasing Taco Chip-flavored bells."

That makes sense to me.


me too.
 
2013-01-31 08:30:55 PM
So instead of nacho flavored Doritos I get and make with ground turkey mixed with Taco Bell seasoning.......I can now get Taco Bell flavored Doritos to use with my Taco Bell flavored ground turkey....how exciting.
 
2013-01-31 08:46:38 PM

Alexei Novikov: mvalpreda: [www.fritolay.com image 215x278]
Need to bring these back. Lasted here in So Cal about 3 months. Doritolicious.

This. Those were definitely the best Doritos, IMO. Nothing else quite like them, and I was immensely disappointed when they disappeared.


Best Doritos, but inferior to:

i830.photobucket.com
Best. Pizza Chip. Ever.
 
2013-01-31 08:54:54 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Now they're just messing with us...
 
2013-01-31 09:00:50 PM

Cyno01: Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!

/seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?
//also baja blast + tequila = awesome


Farkers have the most peculiar digestive systems I've ever seen. In one post I'll see a guy go on in exquisite detail about how major fast food offerings turn their stools black and watery, terrible slime shooting from every orifice, then another post that calls people morons for putting ketchup on a hot dog, and stating they only eat them drenche in Sriracha.
 
2013-01-31 09:02:19 PM
This will confuse those with dyslexia: Doritos is releasing Taco Bell-flavored chips

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2013-01-31 09:06:45 PM

Fano: Farkers have the most peculiar digestive systems I've ever seen. In one post I'll see a guy go on in exquisite detail about how major fast food offerings turn their stools black and watery, terrible slime shooting from every orifice, then another post that calls people morons for putting ketchup on a hot dog, and stating they only eat them drenche in Sriracha.


And since farkers aren't all the same person it's entirely unsurprising we have different shiat systems down there.
 
2013-01-31 09:15:39 PM
MY HEAD OW
 
2013-01-31 09:28:48 PM
Those new ones that are called Blaster or Crackers or some ridiculous name, that are 2x as thick - are pure garbage.
 
2013-01-31 09:31:53 PM

OhioUGrad: So instead of nacho flavored Doritos I get and make with ground turkey mixed with Taco Bell seasoning.......I can now get Taco Bell flavored Doritos to use with my Taco Bell flavored ground turkey....how exciting.



Well aren't you just fancy city folk!
 
2013-01-31 09:52:05 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: And since farkers aren't all the same person it's entirely unsurprising we have different shiat systems down there


Come at me, bro. Seriously. Come at me.
 
2013-01-31 10:00:48 PM

ZzeusS: OhioUGrad: So instead of nacho flavored Doritos I get and make with ground turkey mixed with Taco Bell seasoning.......I can now get Taco Bell flavored Doritos to use with my Taco Bell flavored ground turkey....how exciting.


Well aren't you just fancy city folk!


We do it big in the suburbs, but I think that would be Taco Bell overload.
 
2013-01-31 10:04:06 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: And since farkers aren't all the same person it's entirely unsurprising we have different shiat systems down there.


Come now, I know you're all sock puppets, This site has what, maybe 3 - 4 real members max.
 
2013-01-31 10:10:36 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: [www.fritolay.com image 345x512]

Been done, and with better taste


came here to say that. my favorite flavor when i was a kid.
 
2013-01-31 10:31:55 PM

mrlewish: Doritos: now with the shaits.


Guaranteed!
 
2013-01-31 10:38:03 PM
pixhost.me

Oblig
 
2013-01-31 11:04:44 PM

lostcat: About two months ago I was stone sober and hungry, and wound up going to Taco Bell.

I've never eaten Taco Bell when sober before. Now I know why. The stuff I put in my mouth barely tasted like food.

I have a hard time understanding why you would want Doritos with bland-cardboard powder all over them.


To be perfectly honest, because weed.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:52 PM
Do I have to say it again? It's not Taco Bell's heat that causes bowel discomforts. It's the questionable food hygiene practices local franchises indulge in. You might get hit with the Taco Bell Two-Step a few times before you learn which particular restaurants to avoid.
 
2013-01-31 11:21:16 PM

mrlewish: Doritos: now with the shaits.


That can also occur when you consume too much vodak.

/I didn't expect dyslexia to be a real problem in this thread.
 
2013-01-31 11:23:19 PM
In the future, ALL chips will be Taco Bell.
 
2013-01-31 11:34:05 PM
circle of life... or what dividing by zero might look like in this case... your choice....

img.diytrade.com
 
2013-01-31 11:35:13 PM

Cyno01: Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!

/seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?
//also baja blast + tequila = awesome


its not because it is spicy (I make my own ghost chile extract), but because it contains a lot of filler like cellulose - e.g. a form of wood pulp or plant matter. It is safe, actually "organic" material, just not digestible.
 
2013-02-01 01:12:07 AM
Those Doritos Locos tacos are pretty disgusting. For some reason those shells get soggy more than the regular hard shells, and taste like...well, I think someone said drywall earlier. My go-tos are the Crunchwrap and moreso the Chalupas. Those new grillers, beef and nacho specifically, aren't bad either.

And don't get me started on those digestive system myths - Taco Bell isn't what makes me poo 5-6 times a day.
 
2013-02-01 01:21:26 AM

Cyno01: Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!


So you're an anticonformist.  Good for you.  Don't send me any money, whatever you do.
 
2013-02-01 01:22:40 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Coming soon: Dorito Bell


faceplantreview.files.wordpress.com
Approves.
 
2013-02-01 04:04:17 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: This will confuse those with dyslexia: Doritos is releasing Taco Bell-flavored chips

[thumbnails.hulu.com image 512x288]


A very tasty learing disability.
 
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