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(Inquisitr)   A paralyzed cat with a twisted spine has learned to run with a little help from a high school robotics club. Flipper has a new set of wheels and is ready to race around the house this Caturday   ( inquisitr.com) divider line
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2013-02-02 10:15:26 PM  
5 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 09:18:43 PM  
5 votes:
cheerleader with pom poms
i877.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 09:08:10 PM  
4 votes:
A preview photo of Sunday's Puppy Bowl cheerleaders

i283.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:16:36 PM  
4 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:14:58 PM  
4 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 04:01:05 PM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

/Grumpy cat would like an aisle seat, please
2013-02-02 01:38:56 PM  
3 votes:

laulaja: The other three switch settings -- SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.


And if you ran out of smoke, you could obtain genuine replacements...

i220.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 10:59:37 AM  
3 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 10:11:44 PM  
3 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 05:33:04 PM  
3 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 11:28:40 PM  
3 votes:

farm9.staticflickr.com

2013-01-31 10:09:08 PM  
3 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2013-01-31 08:58:01 PM  
3 votes:
It made it to a record 67 degrees yesterday. Today we have wind, snow and the wind chill will be -2 tonight. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i211.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:56:14 PM  
3 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:54:05 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 08:34:36 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
I agree... !
2013-01-31 08:32:38 PM  
3 votes:

COMPUTER REPAIR
CALLER : HI, OUR PRINTER IS NOT WORKING.
CUSTOMER SERVICE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?
CALLER : MOUSE IS JAMMED.
CUSTOMER SERVICE: MOUSE? ... PRINTERS DON'T HAVE A MOUSE!!!
CALLER: MMMMM??.. OH REALLY? ... I WILL SEND A PICTURE.

i.imgur.com
Dennis KD8SNA is suspected of having provided this to the W Reserve Amateur Radio Club's
Wave Bender,  He's also suspected of this one:


i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 08:32:37 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
Good party... :D
2013-02-04 08:34:44 PM  
2 votes:

DoomsDayAardvark: Friggin Mondays.


i870.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 04:22:53 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 01:03:18 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 01:02:21 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 07:08:01 AM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 01:35:20 AM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-04 01:33:44 AM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 11:58:11 PM  
2 votes:

yobbery: sherpa18: It's funny, when I have no real interest in who wins the game (like this year), I actually look forward to the new commercials. Am I the only one who thinks that the game is really better than the commercials this year? JMHO.
I'm not really watching. AMKHF is flipping between the superbowl, puppy bowl and some movie.


Now that the game is over, I have to reiterate that for the first time in years, the game was better (still up for grabs with 4 seconds to go in the 4th quarter?) than the commercials (which on the whole, were "meh" at best this year) IMHO, YMMV.

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 09:12:25 PM  
2 votes:

About a half hour ago in New Orleans, someone lent Morticia a thumb

farm8.staticflickr.com

2013-02-03 08:58:08 PM  
2 votes:
Mrs CDK:   /hmmm, could this be a sign???

Seriously, they can't keep the freaking lights on during the Superbowl? Maybe they need a little help...


i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 08:29:43 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: Not too impressed so far with half-time. Good choreography and all, but.....I just can't relate to the music. I guess I'm just too "white". And old......mostly old. :D



For me, it's the "old". Don't know what this stuff they call music is these days.

/Get off my lawn
2013-02-03 06:22:34 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2013-02-03 06:21:25 PM  
2 votes:

i877.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 05:35:38 PM  
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 04:42:14 PM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 03:56:46 PM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 03:55:36 PM  
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 03:55:13 PM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 03:51:30 PM  
2 votes:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 03:49:23 PM  
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 03:45:26 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 01:15:19 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 04:10:36 AM  
2 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 09:55:01 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 09:53:50 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com

i877.photobucket.com

i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:53:44 PM  
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 05:35:11 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-02 12:31:13 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]


l.wigflip.com
2013-02-02 10:52:51 AM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 09:54:47 AM  
2 votes:

Terrydatroll: That is so pathetic, poor cat. This is a perfect example of why people should have the intestinal fortitude to put down animals when necessary. Nature surely would, in a less acceptable manner for most of you I would assume.


www.divisionbyzero.org
2013-02-02 09:21:06 AM  
2 votes:
troyz99, hope Beast will improve. Sometimes a cat will just Get A Lurk On because he feels like it.
maynerdkitty, best luck with the water. Pipe emptying into sand is less than no help. Some lines that were funny at first, now are less so:

Lucas Electric, from USAF veteran in Plumbicon's chorus
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they do still have a claim to "sudden, unexpected darkness."
Lucas -- inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas -- inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three-position Lucas switch -- DIM, FLICKER and OFF.
The other three switch settings -- SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.
The original anti-theft devices -- Lucas Electric products.
"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...."
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
Did you hear about the Lucas-powered torpedo?It sank.
It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.
Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner, "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" He replied, "It doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens anyway!"
Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.
Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.
Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas makes refrigerators, too.
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the short circuit.
Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."
Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.

Original Lucas torpedo tale, have misplaced link to it:
Some years ago, I worked with a fellow with the very British name of Ken Appleby. He had a Spitfire, I had my '74 B, and we used to motor out to Pickwick's Pub and throw darts after work on occasion.
Ken used to work for Lucas in the UK, specifically for a division of Lucas that did military electronics. My favorite of his stories was about the time he had been working on a computer-controlled torpedo. It used magnetic core memory to store the programs, which had the advantage of being very non-volatile as well as not susceptible to EMP discharge.
So Ken got to ride on the boat for the first test of the torpedo that used the computer with his program in it. Somewhere out in the North Sea, on a Royal Navy cutter, Ken and his crew launched the first ever run of this new weapon, and Ken learned a new respect for debugging.
The program was supposed to make the torpedo shoot off the boat, dive to a depth at which it couldn't be easily detected, then circle toward the target, climb to striking depth, and hit the target. There were on-board sensors to detect sea level, and the torpedo was supposed to travel at a preset distance below sea level, with constant feedback keeping it on track.
Somehow, somewhere, Ken had multiplied one of the 3D coordinates by a negative number, and this error soon propagated through the transformation matrix (the mathematical construct that models 3D space), with predictable results.
Within instants of hitting the water, the torpedo -- instead of sinking out of visible range -- blasted up and out from the water in a great silver fountain, then continued skipping across the surface of the blue like some sort of deranged wingless flying fish. Worse yet, instead of circling toward the target, it circled all right, but began to return to the ship that launched it. Fortunately it was not armed, but they still detonated the self-destruct on it rather than let it slice through their ship at 50 knots or whatever rate it traveled. Because of the non-volatile core memory, Ken was able to debug the program from what the Royal Navy frogmen could recover from it, and he fixed the problem for Rev 2.0.
But I must admit that the image of the torpedo, splashing happily above the surface of the water like an aroused porpoise, is one that returns to me in idle moments such this. What else would a Lucas torpedo do but try to fly?

i.imgur.com


gremlin1 get credit for .gif, either Dec or mid-Jan. Attempt to tighten up WallaText, Type at ft of pg 7
2013-02-01 10:22:46 PM  
2 votes:
yobbery inspired me to post moar gifs but all my best are too big 8-(
oh well... VERY HAPPY to hear that BISCUIT is better.

i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 10:08:11 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:35:04 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:30:17 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:29:41 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 08:39:04 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:30:51 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 07:57:08 PM  
2 votes:
Apropos of nothing in particular, here's a photo from the Fark corporate cafeteria this week...

reneau.smugmug.com
2013-02-01 12:24:43 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 12:22:49 PM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 12:21:40 PM  
2 votes:
www.blackcreekanimalhospital.com
The kitty ran up the tree,
The kitty ran up the tree,
Her nose went up
And her toes went up
And the kitty ran up the tree.

Why did she climb the tree?
To see what a kitty could see.
But all she could see
At the top of the tree
Was the tip of the top of the tree ---

So---

The kitty came down the tree,
The kitty came down the tree,
Her nose came down
And her toes came down
And the kitty came down the tree.
2013-02-01 09:50:12 AM  
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
Max and Tom have been hanging out in the "red light" district, I think they want to pick up some chicks.
The little weak one was up and fuzzy the next morning and we had the sudden appearance of a little black fuzzy one as well. I have three little chicks, one gold, one black and brown, and one two tone. I have three kitties here, one gold, one black and brown, and one two tone. The cats are aware of this.
My son and I built a neat little brooder that has a locking lid and and expanded steel top. The kitties guard it well.
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-02-01 08:46:50 AM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 08:42:07 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:40:59 AM  
2 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 10:22:39 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 10:05:10 PM  
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 09:30:02 PM  
2 votes:

akimbotoo: yobbery: akimbotoo: lilyspad: akimbotoo: Yay! Caturday!

He has the perfect Caturday headline combination of talents.


Yes he does indeed!
He also has a bad case of...
i211.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 09:27:48 PM  
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 09:05:51 PM  
2 votes:

laulaja: http://www.care2.com/causes/cute-animal-video-of-the-day-kitten-meet s- hedgehog.html

1:53  no clue why stupid hoo-mon put hedgehog in pan of water. Not fair!


Baff time maybe?

Since all are welcome:
i283.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:32:00 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-31 08:20:06 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
These "eyebrows" look familiar...... :D
2013-02-04 08:36:08 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


i870.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 08:10:41 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 07:57:20 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 07:29:28 PM  
1 vote:
Friggin Mondays.

i445.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 06:44:41 PM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com
HoneyBadger, an example of WorldWar2MemeNoseArt by themansimplyknownasray

2013-02-04 06:19:46 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 05:32:30 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 05:31:37 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 04:27:50 PM  
1 vote:

in2it: [i.imgur.com image 500x373]


Oh wow! Brings new meaning to the phrase "Gator-aid"....
2013-02-04 11:50:44 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 11:33:48 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 11:07:32 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 09:34:24 AM  
1 vote:

farm9.staticflickr.com

2013-02-04 07:09:33 AM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 12:00:13 AM  
1 vote:
Hai evreebuddy...

Been sooo busy this weekend!  Sorry haven't had time to participate.   Finally caught up on the thread.  And now it's time to make dinner.

Hope I can come play later tonight.  My best to all of you.   You guys crack me up.

i870.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 11:49:37 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: lilyspad: Not too impressed so far with half-time. Good choreography and all, but.....I just can't relate to the music. I guess I'm just too "white". And old......mostly old. :D
Same here. I can go to any club and see a pretty girl dance. As for her singing? Meh.


Agreed. Although I gotta admit I was impressed with the height of her hooker heels, considering the dance moves. :o)

i415.photobucket.com


/ puppy bowl was better
2013-02-03 11:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 09:38:33 PM  
1 vote:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:07:35 PM  
1 vote:

This is ridiculous. 31+ minutes and counting, and NFL officials will comment only AFTER the game...


i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 08:48:47 PM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com
Do you like otters?  by Canapea, orig from reddit natch ~6 hr ago

2013-02-03 08:46:35 PM  
1 vote:

i384.photobucket.com



/hmmm, could this be a sign???
2013-02-03 08:38:12 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: Okay...that Oreo commercial with the people in the library was really funny!! (for anyone watching the game....commercials) :D Carry on....

professional_vampire: It was! I also liked the m&m one - anything but that...or that...or that!


It's funny, when I have no real interest in who wins the game (like this year), I actually look forward to the new commercials. Am I the only one who thinks that the game is really better than the commercials this year? JMHO.

holy crap, a 109 yard return for a TD?

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 08:24:50 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 07:53:27 PM  
1 vote:

sherpa18: Meanwhile, since there is no way for me to catch up, hugs, condolences, and get well wishes to those who need them. But one thing I do not want to overlook:

Mrs CDK:

[i415.photobucket.com image 298x298][i415.photobucket.com image 479x348] [i415.photobucket.com image 349x500] [i415.photobucket.com image 425x299]




Thank you sherpa, and everyone else for the birthday wishes!

sherpa...glad to see you online. We've missed you!

now, a totally unrelated picture...

i384.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 07:52:51 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 07:20:36 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: Okay...that Oreo commercial with the people in the library was really funny!! (for anyone watching the game....commercials) :D Carry on....




It was! I also liked the m&m one - anything but that...or that...or that!
2013-02-03 06:59:52 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 06:37:46 PM  
1 vote:

i877.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 06:27:50 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 06:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 06:16:36 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Woohoo!!!!!!
2013-02-03 06:06:48 PM  
1 vote:

OlderGuy: Fred was fine that morning.. (Friday).. haven't seen him since, and his food has not been touched....


Paws crossed that he shows up real soon (giving you that "what? I was busy" look). Besides I think he knows when he's got a good thing going :o)

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 06:02:20 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 05:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
Type, actually paste, at ft of pg 15.  One from the Revived AmForcesNetwork Funny service.

50th Anniversary

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Lexington, Kentucky cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days."
Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?"
"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.
"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.
Roy, the old gentleman, pondered this for a moment, then replied, "Well, for our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Betsy to Dollywood, Tennessee. maybe for our fiftieth, I'll go over there and bring her back."

(thanks to Dennis McKell in Germany, the old scoundrel)
(said discarding malformed URL: there was none to discard!  Go Figure!)
2013-02-03 04:45:23 PM  
1 vote:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 04:39:54 PM  
1 vote:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 04:33:00 PM  
1 vote:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 04:29:00 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2013-02-03 04:16:55 PM  
1 vote:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 04:06:22 PM  
1 vote:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 03:53:20 PM  
1 vote:

i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 03:46:21 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 03:40:41 PM  
1 vote:

bessyglass: yobbery: [i211.photobucket.com image 237x191]

The end of that looks like a little old lady butt when she is bent over.


You're right...
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 03:11:47 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 03:09:31 PM  
1 vote:

Meanwhile, since there is no way for me to catch up, hugs, condolences, and get well wishes to those who need them. But one thing I do not want to overlook:

Mrs CDK:

i415.photobucket.comi415.photobucket.com i415.photobucket.com i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 02:58:11 PM  
1 vote:

yobbery: .....no Sherpa 18 this Caturday?... I think they're out working on Dragon's bucket list.


Another Caturday denizen convinced me I would feel better if I was here, and stuff like this may prove him right.


i415.photobucket.com

2013-02-03 02:52:18 PM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: So......no Sherpa 18 this Caturday? Did I scare him because I knew he was subby?


Happy Caturday everbuddy! RL has really taken a toll on me the last few days, and I just wasn't feeling up to it. Sorta like this:

i415.photobucket.com


/ just for the record, I am not subby
// # 90 was last week
/// yes, all of them are caturday greens
2013-02-03 02:38:41 PM  
1 vote:

yobbery: Biscuit would like to have her over for dinner and some nip. ;-)


She would like that, but I think she's too young to start dating.
2013-02-03 01:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 11:00:37 AM  
1 vote:
Had problems sleeping last night and didn't manage any actual sleep until nearly 5am. So about 2 1/2 - 3 hours of sleep for me. The family is terrified as I'm still working on my first cup of coffee. A pic of me going out for the newspaper a few minutes ago:

img.photobucket.com

Admit it. You'd be scared, too.
2013-02-03 10:53:34 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 10:42:09 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 10:41:48 AM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com
OK, allowed to fetch in pix already in my Gallery there, just not new.
Should go to 14 from ft of 13.  boo hisss

2013-02-03 10:16:58 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 10:14:43 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 10:14:33 AM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 08:07:36 AM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-02-03 12:45:49 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 12:03:19 AM  
1 vote:
Time once again for the best Superbowl ad of all time - Herding cats
2013-02-02 11:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2013-02-02 11:10:49 PM  
1 vote:

OlderGuy: John Buck 41: Mrs CDK: [i384.photobucket.com image 492x336]

Why am I thinking Billy Crash Craddock?

Obscure?

rub it in and find out !


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEHtfdGElKo

Sorry. Had to.
2013-02-02 11:05:34 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 10:48:25 PM  
1 vote:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 10:47:39 PM  
1 vote:
I found mewbie pics from when Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat were BFFs! You can see Basement Cat is already going his own way...
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 10:40:44 PM  
1 vote:
i1286.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 10:12:18 PM  
1 vote:
My sisters and I are having a fun little email tennis match. We decided that Al Gore looks like (really looks like!) my grandmother.

Al Gore
i211.photobucket.com

My Babushka
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 09:53:39 PM  
1 vote:
Angry cat
img.photobucket.com

Worried cat
img.photobucket.com

Contented cat
img.photobucket.com

Sink sharing cat
img.photobucket.com

T'ai chi ch'uan instructor cat
img.photobucket.com

Cats, is there anything they can't do and still look adorable?
2013-02-02 09:31:27 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2013-02-02 08:43:18 PM  
1 vote:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:40:32 PM  
1 vote:
....meanwhile, somewhere in Japan....
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:36:52 PM  
1 vote:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:35:40 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:34:33 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:28:46 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 08:27:49 PM  
1 vote:

laulaja: Dragon hired those 2 characters, & won't be happy that they've failed him in such massive style.


Security camera footage of one of his evil henchkittens.
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:27:04 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:23:08 PM  
1 vote:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:12:40 PM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: yobbery: akimbotoo: So......no Sherpa 18 this Caturday? Did I scare him because I knew he was subby?

I think they're out working on Dragon's bucket list.

[i211.photobucket.com image 470x550]

Cute! Isn't that a long way to travel from Joisey?


That's exactly what Dragon expects you to think. Don't underestimate those two!
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 07:56:40 PM  
1 vote:
hokay... quick story just cuz y'all will appreciate.

after a week of increasing stabby pain whenever my kitteh decided to knead my lap (for her nap)
i decided today would be good for a claw trim.
she submitted with the usual deep back of the throat gggrrrooowl and some heartfelt hissings.

my point being... not 15 minutes later the beast was all up in my face with the purrings and kissez.
why is it they 'remember' and fear having their toes stepped on, or the ice machine being scary;
and believe you me...a brush coming anywhere near her floofy britches is RUN AWAY time.
BUT the claw fixing quickly became a non event?

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 06:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
Good evening.
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 03:55:23 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 03:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 03:12:59 PM  
1 vote:

captain feedback: darn it, double (he's).  should learn to proofread moar.

the following would be my ideal mordor locale... "overtime you say? no problemo!"

[i.imgur.com image 640x425]


I hope there's at least one slider labeled "More Cowbell!" ;-)
2013-02-02 02:51:03 PM  
1 vote:
My very 1st gif. Jack running in the snow.

i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 02:25:29 PM  
1 vote:

farm3.staticflickr.com

2013-02-02 02:22:09 PM  
1 vote:

farm6.staticflickr.com

2013-02-02 01:49:53 PM  
1 vote:
dl.dropbox.com

Muah!
2013-02-02 01:09:37 PM  
1 vote:
The impression cats give to their hoomins:
img.photobucket.com

What they're really up to when we're not looking:
img.photobucket.com

Stoopid hoomins. ;-p
2013-02-02 12:36:28 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 11:21:51 AM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 11:04:42 AM  
1 vote:
Happy Groundhog Day.  Looks like an early spring.img.photobucket.com

And remember, don't drive angry.
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 10:50:59 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 10:49:03 AM  
1 vote:

Prospects do appear promising for Beast, even tho he did have some Bacterial Growth. Both of yez snooze warmly pls, troyz99 can use that most of all.
Tried to fetch link to a 2:04 vid of 2 jellicles playing with a banana box, but bad hostname. Actually timed out for me first time, then played regardless of timing out. Facebk & Youtube both involved.  Was on my reminder to make GtrGood site rounds, may not show up on AnimalRescueSite per se.


i.imgur.com


Last night while I was a drunk I found a cat car. No one believed me until I discovered these pictures on my phone. Put up on imgur 4 hrs ago by DavronM.
2013-02-02 10:44:41 AM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 10:22:23 AM  
1 vote:
parasol, Fang Q for vols 3 & 4 of U Don't Live Here.
Another goggie-related tale from AFN Funny:

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Go to Goodwill, St Vincent dePaul or similar and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of "Guns & Ammo Magazine".
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...
Bubba,
Me, Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter

(thanks Dick Storck)  another subscriber
2013-02-02 09:51:14 AM  
1 vote:

Terrydatroll: That is so pathetic, poor cat. This is a perfect example of why people should have the intestinal fortitude to put down animals when necessary. Nature surely would, in a less acceptable manner for most of you I would assume.


i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 09:23:41 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 09:05:30 AM  
1 vote:
cdn.motinetwork.net

cdn.motinetwork.net
2013-02-02 08:44:38 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 08:40:53 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 08:22:19 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 08:19:58 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 08:11:57 AM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 08:06:24 AM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-02 03:06:57 AM  
1 vote:
Had an interesting day today...
Maynerdkitty inspired me to take my social anxiety and agoraphobia by the neck and shake it...and get my ass outta the house, in gear and get some things ACCOMPLISHED.

Needed to run some errands (in this order, cos that's where everything is in relation to each other):
Pick up catfood, deposit paycheck, hit two stores (not everything I want available at the Store Which Must Not Be Named).
Picked up the cat food (Chicken Soup For The Cat-lover's SoulTM adult formula)...and dropped off a bag of cedar shavings I'd gotten to make cedar sachets. Shavings turned out to have almost NO cedar scent, so useless for what I had in mind. Hate waste, so figured the pet store could use the shavings for some of their critters. Turns out they could, so "Thank you!"

Went to bank to deposit paycheck...only to find THE CHECK IS NOT THERE*. Didn't leave it in the car or at the pet store...figure must have left it at home. Feeling scared, nervous, and my recently-fallen-on knee is giving me shiat...I'm just about to bail and go home...but figured I may as well make at least one grocery stop since Store # 1 is right across the street...

In the soda section, an elderly man asks me if I can help him find the 'Pepsi One' (it's the one with the Splenda rather than some other sweetener). I find it, then load 4 12-packs into his cart for him. He tells me "People are nicer to me than I deserve!"
Strangely, I FEEL A LOT BETTER...and even my knee isn't biatching as much.

Feel good enough to make my final stop...where I run into one of the staff and a resident from the group home where I work.
They walked from the group home, so I offer them a ride home once they're done shopping.
Gotta stop at my house first...off-load my cargo...'John' (who has a mutual admiration/adoration relationship with Raven) wants to meet the rest of my clowder and I want to go quickly through my cupboards/fridge and see what I can spare...seems the Shopping Fairy is a little late in showing up.

John is CHARMED by the Oreo Ninja Clowder...cuddles Raven (who is surprised, but very happy to see him), scritches D'Artagnan, greets Riktor, and pronounces Wimsey "Beautiful!"

D'Artagnan takes it into his big royal handsome furry head that he wants to join the party...AND HE WILL NOT BE DENIED.
Remove him from out of the car twice...and he jumps right back in.
"OK kid, just remember, it was YOUR IDEA."

Pick up 'Bobbie' at Walgrens ('Split up...we can do more damage that way!') and we're off to the group home...me, John, Bobbie, D'Artagnan, and a load of groceries.
D'Artagnan behaves very well...first riding in the back window, then riding St Christopher (middle of the dashboard).

We make our destination without incident and unload.
"Hey, John, wait a sec...go get 'Russ'...he hasn't seen D'Artagnan since he was a tiny kitten. Let him see what he grew up into!"
Out comes Russ (I am holding D'Artagnan so he doesn't try to exit the car in this strange neighborhood). His eyes light up, he reaches for my panther-boy and breaks into 'cat-talk'...sorta between baby-talk and cute, friendly noises.
D'Artagnan either likes the attention, or he remembers Russ from the *one* time he met him nearly 3 years ago...
PURR PURR PURR (cheekrub..fingerlick).
Not so sure he doesn't remember Russ...he is scary-smart (caught him giving Riktor and Wimsey a tutorial on 'opening the window'...but that's another story).

Car's unloaded, everybody back in the house...time for me and D'Artagnan to head home.
Even after going for a ride, he still doesn't want to get out of the car when we get home.
I'm forced to resort to one of the familiar-summoning spells (aka 'shaking the jar of kitty-treats').

For whatever reason, I feel much better...got my stuff done (mostly)...and like to think that my actually LEAVING my nice, safe house made a positive (if very small) difference.


* I did find my paycheck, BTW...accidentally left it at home.
2013-02-01 11:01:56 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 10:38:13 PM  
1 vote:

captain feedback: yobbery inspired me to post moar gifs but all my best are too big 8-(
oh well... VERY HAPPY to hear that BISCUIT is better.

[i.imgur.com image 400x263]


We're playing fetch with his favorite mouse right now. One of the rules is when he brings you the mouse, you have to rub the mouse on Biscuits face and head before you throw it again. He's a strange child.
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 10:10:50 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:57:19 PM  
1 vote:
WEEEeeeeee!!!
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:51:53 PM  
1 vote:
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:46:42 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: I exchanged emails with Salem Witch today. She and Susie are fine. She had a cold and went offline, and is now getting back into the swing of things. Can you imagine? She didn't think she would be missed!! Silly witch. :)


I has a happee! I missed my favorite witch.
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:35:40 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:32:52 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:31:53 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:30:53 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:26:13 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:23:34 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:22:17 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:01:41 PM  
1 vote:
Timid Goddess: *snip*
And then there was the wren who landed on her head when she was filling bird feeders in her home in Arkansas, plucked a few grey hairs for it's nest and flew off as if that was normal wren behavior!

I'm a redhead, so I grew up terrified of some birds. For some odd reason, some birds (especially blue jays) always wanted my hair for their nests and would attack my head and pull my hair out as I ran shrieking toward the house. This is something a lot of redheads I've met IRL have in common, btw, so it wasn't just me. (Yes, I do ask other redheads when I meet them if they were attacked by birds as children) Luckily my hair got darker over the years so now it's more of a light mahogany/auburn kind of red. I no longer attract birds the way I did as a child. Thank the gods for small favors, I guess.

I agree, your Grandma sounds like one of those people that just makes the rest of us feel like we're not doing enough, thereby inspiring us into more action than usual! Gotta keep up with the awesome Grannies of the world, ya know.

/as if any one of us here would not help a critter in any way we could
//anyone who didn't help if they could would lose their Caturday Card!
2013-02-01 08:49:07 PM  
1 vote:
Comments on the furry face with the fangs in2it fetched from imgur above:

dawnkeyvotie: I bet that dog is super cute when it's not terrifying.

blueraven1666: Neverending Story, the Dark Version

northernblackout: This, ladies and gentleman, is a Bouvier des Flandres ;)

Also multiple "Chewie, please pull your head back in",

Furr-got entirely to lookie see who brought this over from reddit; ah, gweebah. Also title assigned: The speed of this car is too damn high!
2013-02-01 08:47:48 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:30:02 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tigerose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: tigerose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: zOMGs! I think I just found the kitteh version of Fu Manchu!
[img.photobucket.com image 640x531]

OMG! What a handsome feline! Can you imagine brushing that critter??

Obviously someone can, because it looks well groomed!

Yes, dedicated hooman at work. I know that the modern Maine Coon has a lower maint. Coat than the old style cats. I used to have an old stle Coonie..Tortie Tabby. Orange Black, cream..wonderful cat, but her coat was a nightmare..think cotton candy...as an undercoat! Eep.

Wegies are pretty low maintenance as far as their coats go as well. I give GoGo Beastie a good brushing about once a week, twice a week when it starts warming up and the undercoat starts thinning itself out a bit. I figured out a long time ago no one is ever going to get all the unnecessary undercoat off the cat and it will be dropping fur like crazy half an hour after the brushing, so now I just get the loose stuff off of her and book her an appointment for next week. Still takes about an hour. At least she lets me brush her belly, though. A lot of cats don't go for those kinds of shenanigans.

Timid Goddess: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 374x535]

Once upon a time, my grandmother was known as the local wild bird rescue person.  Somebody brought her a tiny chick and she set it on a pie plate in the oven, turned off except for the pilot light, to keep it warm.  A friend came over, saw it and joked about the bird being a bit underdone!

That's so wrong it's funny. Also just gave me a wonderfully weird visual. LOL!


That is one of the few stories of hers I remember.  There was also a robin that was brought to her as an unfledged chick after a storm knocked it out of it's nest.  She raised it on hamburger and raisins.  I saw it come and perch on her hand to beg for raisins for several years back when I was in grade school.  That bird returned every year for years to beg for raisins.

And then there was the wren who landed on her head when she was filling bird feeders in her home in Arkansas, plucked a few grey hairs for it's nest and flew off as if that was normal wren behavior!
2013-02-01 08:30:01 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 08:29:16 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 07:46:08 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 374x535]


Once upon a time, my grandmother was known as the local wild bird rescue person.  Somebody brought her a tiny chick and she set it on a pie plate in the oven, turned off except for the pilot light, to keep it warm.  A friend came over, saw it and joked about the bird being a bit underdone!
2013-02-01 07:38:11 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: zOMGs! I think I just found the kitteh version of Fu Manchu!
[img.photobucket.com image 640x531]

OMG! What a handsome feline! Can you imagine brushing that critter??


Obviously someone can, because it looks well groomed!
2013-02-01 07:26:38 PM  
1 vote:
zOMGs! I think I just found the kitteh version of Fu Manchu!
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 07:13:41 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 06:47:01 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 06:43:57 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 05:52:20 PM  
1 vote:
Wishing MRS CDK the best of Birthdays!
i211.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 05:19:49 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: [www.funnycatsite.com image 600x590]

Typical catitude, yes?




Oh yeah! Be happy it's his paw!
2013-02-01 05:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
www.funnycatsite.com

Typical catitude, yes?
2013-02-01 04:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 04:06:26 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 03:36:36 PM  
1 vote:

Whoever made this was serious about their halftime munchies.

i877.photobucket.com

2013-02-01 03:09:10 PM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 03:08:19 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 02:09:30 PM  
1 vote:
Cat from TFA not the only one to get a little help

i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 12:24:07 PM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 12:23:25 PM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 12:21:47 PM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 10:28:20 AM  
1 vote:

Unsure why unable to see mewbie Clydesdale, must not be clicking properly.
Did manage 1 thing earlier; now have place to take old wind-ravaged US flag recently retired for honourable destruction. Looks as if cd stand to check incoming e-mails, too many of 'em -- after a pic!


i.imgur.com
Thankful dad found these BEFORE he started mowing, yesterday by CommonEnigma,
reddit-imgur as usual.   TheFannyBandit then typed,
Yes. Because then they would just be some bunnys that he used to mow.
Ba-dum-bum.

2013-02-01 09:14:02 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 09:08:06 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
*snerk*
2013-02-01 09:00:44 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:56:46 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:54:03 AM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 08:46:19 AM  
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i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:42:50 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:35:02 AM  
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i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 08:08:08 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 07:48:41 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 07:47:32 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 07:30:04 AM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 07:27:38 AM  
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2013-02-01 03:52:49 AM  
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yobbery: [i211.photobucket.com image 640x480]



i236.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 12:45:42 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 12:24:54 AM  
1 vote:
They sure grow'em big'n Texas
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 12:17:27 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 12:06:47 AM  
1 vote:
Watch the new Budweiser Clydesdale Superbowl commercial and have a chance to name the new baby Clydesdale that was born on Jan 16.

Clydesdale Superbowl Commercial
2013-01-31 11:41:43 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 11:20:54 PM  
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i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 11:15:07 PM  
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dl.dropbox.com

"I've been studying the nutritional value of your dinner and conclude that you should give me a bite...or three."

/Olivia begging for food.
2013-01-31 10:58:46 PM  
1 vote:

captain feedback: had to lurk last weekend.
there was a hoomin bridge moment for my sisters-husbands-mother.
unexpected and quick; which is the best outcome in any passing (IMO)
so... to everybody what missed me

[i.imgur.com image 439x640]


:o(  Sorry to hear of your sister's MIL passing.

...and yes, we missed you!

dl.dropbox.com
2013-01-31 10:26:13 PM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 10:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 10:20:54 PM  
1 vote:
i haven't websurfed A LOT this week (bookkeeping horror season)
but i dropped by the ICHC today and skimmed their best...

i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 10:18:26 PM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com
as promised/threatened. predates credit notes of any sort.

2013-01-31 10:09:54 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: yobbery: akimbotoo: yobbery: akimbotoo: lilyspad: akimbotoo: Yay! Caturday! He has the perfect Caturday headline combination of talents. Yes he does indeed! He also has a bad case of... [i211.photobucket.com image 490x459]

Lol! I do not think there is enough Zoviyax to cure him!



Which is why the syndrome is named after him!
2013-01-31 10:09:23 PM  
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dl.dropbox.com
2013-01-31 09:48:22 PM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com
Industrial size above, personal size below, found quicker than expected. Sorry text not lining up right.

i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 09:48:04 PM  
1 vote:
dl.dropbox.com
2013-01-31 09:37:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 09:22:35 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 612x612]


[music] Ebon-eee and ivor-ree...live together in perfect har-mo-nee.... [music]
2013-01-31 09:11:46 PM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: lilyspad: akimbotoo: Yay! Caturday!


Well, I guess Sherpa got another greenlight! (His count went from 89 to 90 today) :D

How do you keep track of that?

I realized that he had said at some point that all his greenlights have been Caturday greenlights so I thought to check his profile last week and saw that he had 89 greenlights. Today it says 90, so he is the one who submitted todays Caturday.


90!!!
He must have a pic of someone 'playing the goat bagpipes' (if you know what I mean?)  o.O
i211.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:59:50 PM  
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i.imgur.com
Must be working...I'm already yawning. Must...try...to...hang...on!
2013-01-31 08:50:43 PM  
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i877.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:46:24 PM  
1 vote:
It has been a cold and miserable day here. Blowing snow with 30 to 40 mph winds for a temperature of about 2. Jack loves it, I swear the colder the better for him, and Gremie just watches him out the window with the occasional "meow". I also just got my water back after a water main break about 6 hours ago.I had to melt icecubes for everyone's water dish.

i877.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 08:43:56 PM  
1 vote:
Yay !! I found Caturday !... Great to be here.. got lots done this week... the east coast storm rolled through last night about 1am.. 10 minutes of hard rain, moderate winds..didn't even knock over my trash cans.. others weren't so lucky, according to the news... Fred had retired to his bunk.. checked the monitor and he was laying on his back, totally zonked.... and we are back to the cold again... I will be so glad when spring gets here.. when it gets cold, the Itis boys come calling.. most of the time it,s Art, with an occasional visit from Burse.... one of the 'benefits' of getting older.... I can deal with it.
2013-01-31 08:41:11 PM  
1 vote:
A) Why the hell didn't my high school have a well-funded robotics club?
B) I love how the cat tore shiate up like a cat out of hell when it got its new set of wheels.
2013-01-31 08:21:37 PM  
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i.imgur.com
2013-01-31 08:17:35 PM  
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cretinbob: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


'How YOU doin'?"
2013-01-31 08:11:17 PM  
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farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-01-31 08:03:52 PM  
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