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(Washington Post)   "It is very clear from the testimony that Senator Hagel will not be bringing the potato salad to the next Mensa picnic"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-31 07:38:12 PM  
4 votes:
www.peteykins.com
2013-02-01 01:16:25 AM  
3 votes:

Hickory-smoked: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: FTFA: "Sen. Deb Fischer (R-Neb.) did an immense amount of danger"

I'm going to use this for all my drunken shouting needs. It'll sound awesome.

I AM DOING AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF DANGER!

That would also be an acceptable name for a  General Offensive Unit from Culture.
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"Alert the men, Kiff... I'm about to do an immense amount of danger."
2013-01-31 07:49:20 PM  
3 votes:
I can't believe this is the same person who founded Def Jam in his NYU dorm room.
2013-01-31 07:28:22 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: "Sen. Deb Fischer (R-Neb.) did an immense amount of danger"

I'm going to use this for all my drunken shouting needs. It'll sound awesome.

I AM DOING AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF DANGER!

/I'll bring the count-to-potato salad
2013-02-01 05:40:47 AM  
2 votes:
rightweb.irc-online.org  Jennifer Rubin is an American neo-conservative columnist and a blogger for the Washington Post. Previously she worked at Commentary Magazine, the Pajamas Media, Human Events, and the Weekly Standard.

She also once spent a month impersonating Mark Knopfler in order to convince Eric Clapton that she was Edward James Olmos with a stolen Sylvia Plath mask.
2013-02-01 02:32:56 AM  
2 votes:

WaffleStomper: If he had been nominated under Bush, you liberal ball washer would have been jumping up and down saying what a POS Hagel was.


and once again we have a republican who is outraged about what has happened in an alternative timeline.
2013-01-31 07:02:09 PM  
2 votes:
If Jennifer Rubin is agin it, I'm fer it.
2013-01-31 06:25:57 PM  
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: It's funny how you liberals will defend a republican as long as he is basically Jimmy Carter with an R before his name. The moron is a democrat who ran as a republican in order to win a seat from democrats who were even dumber than he was.
His Iranian ass kissing is unacceptable, but keep on sucking up. You realize he is against women's' rights, homosexuality, etc...
You know, everything liberals stand for.


Cry moar.
2013-01-31 05:46:54 PM  
2 votes:
If Hagel can't get confirmed, President Obama should just go into full troll mode and nominate Rand Paul or Mitt Romney or John McCain, and then sit back and watch the feeding frenzy commence.

Also, Jennifer Rubin's farts from her mouth and poops through her keyboard.
2013-02-01 05:34:32 PM  
1 votes:

cc_rider: Lindsey Graham is still not going to sleep with you, Jennifer.


media.washingtonpost.com

"Can we just cuddle?"

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2013-02-01 12:21:53 AM  
1 votes:

Jormungandr: You know, you Americans should stop calling it "defense" spending. Last I checked screwing up third world countries on the other side of the world doesn't count as defense.


Wow that's one of the most amusing thing I have read on FARK for a very long time. Now THIS is how to be snarky!
2013-02-01 12:10:10 AM  
1 votes:
You know, you Americans should stop calling it "defense" spending. Last I checked screwing up third world countries on the other side of the world doesn't count as defense.
2013-01-31 10:08:08 PM  
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: It's funny how you liberals will defend a republican as long as he is basically Jimmy Carter with an R before his name. The moron is a democrat who ran as a republican in order to win a seat from democrats who were even dumber than he was.
His Iranian ass kissing is unacceptable, but keep on sucking up. You realize he is against women's' rights, homosexuality, etc...
You know, everything liberals stand for.


Somehow, I don't think you'll be bringing the potato salad either.
2013-01-31 08:49:08 PM  
1 votes:

PsiChick: Troy McClure: Wait a second...  So saying the government of Iran is legitimate is something that has to be denied?

WTF?

THIS. We may not like them, they may be Nazi Germany's literal reincarnation, but legitimacy is a completely separate question from whether they're our enemies. Far as I'm aware, Iran's government is as legitimate as any other.


*Given that the United States will outright support banana republics, anyway.

/Preview button, kiddies.
2013-01-31 08:27:30 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA Posted by Jennifer Rubin

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2013-01-31 08:22:50 PM  
1 votes:

GoodyearPimp: I might be off on this, but typical Mensa meetings are not "picnics".


If you find them that hard, perhaps you shouldn't be attending.
2013-01-31 08:11:08 PM  
1 votes:
Not gonna quote that jehova imbecile but how can someone be jimmy carter with an r before his name, and a democrat who ran as a republican, and still be against everything liberals stand for? Wouldn't that last part make him a republican?

???!!!???
2013-01-31 08:02:06 PM  
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: If Hagel can't get confirmed, President Obama should just go into full troll mode and nominate Rand Paul or Mitt Romney or John McCain, and then sit back and watch the feeding frenzy commence.


This got you smart-ed.

Also, Jennifer Rubin's farts from her mouth and poops through her keyboard.

This got you funny-ed.
2013-01-31 07:26:17 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty certain most modern GOPers won't be invited to the Mensa meeting, so there's that.
2013-01-31 07:20:15 PM  
1 votes:
Of course he won't. Mensa meetings have egg salad, dumbass.
2013-01-31 07:17:26 PM  
1 votes:
I still maintain this has almost nothing to do with Israel and everything to do with the Holy Defense Budget (Praise be unto its name).
2013-01-31 07:15:57 PM  
1 votes:
www.curtaincalltv.net
2013-01-31 07:13:48 PM  
1 votes:
Republicans would attack Jesus if he shook Obama's hand

/they already ignore everything he said anyway
2013-01-31 07:12:55 PM  
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: If Hagel can't get confirmed, President Obama should just go into full troll mode and nominate Rand Paul or Mitt Romney or John McCain, and then sit back and watch the feeding frenzy commence.

Also, Jennifer Rubin's farts from her mouth and poops through her keyboard.


Susan Rice would be a fun pick.
2013-01-31 07:08:13 PM  
1 votes:
Jennifer Rubin impugning another person's intellect.

HA HA HA, OH WOW.
2013-01-31 07:05:12 PM  
1 votes:
Even more damaging was the brilliant - there is no other word for it - interrogation from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) who challenged him to name one senator "intimidated" by the "Jewish lobby"

The correct answer is "most of them".
2013-01-31 06:18:17 PM  
1 votes:
Sen. Deb Fischer (R-Neb.) did an immense amount of danger

Don't do the danger!
2013-01-31 06:11:19 PM  
1 votes:

FishyFred: Even more damaging was the brilliant - there is no other word for it - interrogation from Sen. Lindsey Graham


There is no other word for it! She writes like a goddamned gossip columnist.

And yes, clearly the lobbyists Hagel was referring to wield little to no power, as demonstrated by a former Republican Senator having confirmation trouble with current Republican Senators because he dared mention their existence once.
2013-01-31 05:53:33 PM  
1 votes:
Jennifer Rubin

Bwahahahahaha.

She's lucky to still be employed. Coont.
2013-01-31 05:47:53 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: John McCain is a mean asshole.


ATTENTION Sarah Palin (and her teatard fan base):

What McCain was doing?  THAT is a fkn "gotcha" question.

/have you stop beating your wife, Senator?  YES or NO!!1!
2013-01-31 05:43:03 PM  
1 votes:
She may be entirely correct, but the article is invalid because Jennifer Rubin.
 
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