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(Tablet Magazine)   Hitler's toilet found in New Jersey   ( divider line
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16366 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2013 at 7:04 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-31 05:33:03 PM  
12 votes:
The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich.
2013-01-31 03:50:05 PM  
10 votes:
Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?
2013-01-31 05:35:59 PM  
5 votes:
2013-01-31 04:05:37 PM  
4 votes:
He wanted to ride it down the Thames in London and go live in Windsor Palace when he invaded.

That's a pretty impressive feat on a toilet.
2013-01-31 08:05:26 PM  
3 votes:
The Third Weipe
2013-01-31 07:08:20 PM  
3 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?

No, actually, it's the official nickname for your mother.
2013-01-31 03:50:40 PM  
3 votes:
Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.
2013-01-31 08:51:45 PM  
2 votes:
Mein kampfy throne.
2013-01-31 07:40:52 PM  
2 votes:
You know who else had a toilet? ... oh wait.
2013-01-31 07:30:52 PM  
2 votes:
Unavailable for comment...
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2013-01-31 07:22:03 PM  
2 votes:
Here it is in use trying to flush away a couple of New Jersey turds Full Size
2013-01-31 05:30:26 PM  
2 votes:
Mein kampf kot
2013-01-31 03:44:36 PM  
2 votes:
Finally! That explains the smell. Seawater and 60-year old Nazi poop...
2013-01-31 10:30:05 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-31 07:53:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-31 07:51:17 PM  
1 vote:

i upped my meds-up yours: brap: That article was much more interesting than it deserved to be.

Damn cosmopolitan, culturally literate Jews. They can even make Hitler's toilet interesting.

Hebrews and their irresistable minstrel shows
2013-01-31 07:45:20 PM  
1 vote:
Wait... I thought Hitler's Toilet was the capital of New Jersey.
2013-01-31 07:38:42 PM  
1 vote:
Hilter's toilet found in New Jersey.  STILL ALIVE
2013-01-31 07:20:35 PM  
1 vote:

i upped my meds-up yours: It was Jews who invented comics, so this is entirely appropriate.

Well, I didn't want to Maus around and Godwin this thread.
2013-01-31 07:13:38 PM  
1 vote:
Mein Furher, your toilet was shipped to New Jersey last night.
2013-01-31 07:08:35 PM  
1 vote:
The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.
2013-01-31 06:33:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-31 06:20:51 PM  
1 vote:
Evilest. Toilet. EVAR.
2013-01-31 06:00:24 PM  
1 vote:
When I was at university, I had to visit the archives at the library and the archivist gave me a tour.

We stopped in a room that with a giant map of Normandy on the wall. The archivist told me how it was items that belonged to Cornelius Ryan (author of 'The Longest Day'). The archivist pulled out a slab of granite and handed it to us. As we held it and looked at it, he read a letter from Walter Cronkite. Cronkite wrote that this slab of granite was, in fact, a part of Hitler's urinal.

I've touched Hitler's urinal
2013-01-31 05:13:23 PM  
1 vote:
I've heard Snooki called many names, but that's a bit over the top, subby.
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