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(Tablet Magazine)   Hitler's toilet found in New Jersey   (tabletmag.com) divider line 24
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16343 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2013 at 7:04 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-31 06:00:24 PM  
3 votes:
When I was at university, I had to visit the archives at the library and the archivist gave me a tour.

We stopped in a room that with a giant map of Normandy on the wall. The archivist told me how it was items that belonged to Cornelius Ryan (author of 'The Longest Day'). The archivist pulled out a slab of granite and handed it to us. As we held it and looked at it, he read a letter from Walter Cronkite. Cronkite wrote that this slab of granite was, in fact, a part of Hitler's urinal.

I've touched Hitler's urinal
2013-01-31 05:33:03 PM  
3 votes:
The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich.
2013-01-31 03:50:05 PM  
3 votes:
Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?
2013-01-31 07:24:41 PM  
2 votes:

sheep snorter: And the teabaggers start a bidding war to save a piece of their beloved history.

/They sure do love the parts where Hitler decimated undesirables.
//They really love the nationalism and thinking as one big giant derp.
///they really hate the socialism parts.


1/10
2013-01-31 07:22:03 PM  
2 votes:
Here it is in use trying to flush away a couple of New Jersey turds

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-01-31 07:13:58 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.


It was Jews who invented comics, so this is entirely appropriate.
2013-01-31 03:44:36 PM  
2 votes:
Finally! That explains the smell. Seawater and 60-year old Nazi poop...
2013-01-31 09:26:55 PM  
1 votes:

Rindred: Finally! That explains the smell. Seawater and 60-year old Nazi poop...


TFA:  an expert on Hitler's yacht told me that the ship was armed, had a crew of 245 men, a private room for Eva Braun, and was bigger than J.P. Morgan's ship  Corsair

245 men on board, one fuhrer and one woman and it only had ONE TOILET?


That explains the smell.
2013-01-31 09:18:56 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Hector Remarkable: Hitler was a bad man.

butt he had to poop just like everyone else.


Hitler pooped only pure concentrated evil. It is likely the toilet seat is also evil..
I would avoid this toilet seat.
2013-01-31 09:15:36 PM  
1 votes:
"Here Hitler sat, broken-hearted..."
2013-01-31 08:36:08 PM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: I can think of a few people who deserve a swirlie in Hitler's toilet.


There might be a market for   I GOT SWIRLIED IN HITLER'S TOILET  tshirts.
2013-01-31 08:05:26 PM  
1 votes:
The Third Weipe
2013-01-31 07:53:30 PM  
1 votes:
S(hitler)
2013-01-31 07:44:41 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: nekom: Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.

I like the handle Joy Division better.


Yeah, it's got more of a Hook to it.

/puns are the bassist form of humor
2013-01-31 07:26:09 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-31 07:23:05 PM  
1 votes:
And the teabaggers start a bidding war to save a piece of their beloved history.

/They sure do love the parts where Hitler decimated undesirables.
//They really love the nationalism and thinking as one big giant derp.
///they really hate the socialism parts.
2013-01-31 07:20:35 PM  
1 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: It was Jews who invented comics, so this is entirely appropriate.


Well, I didn't want to Maus around and Godwin this thread.
2013-01-31 07:20:29 PM  
1 votes:
Fark come for the toilet humor, stay for the antisemitism!
2013-01-31 07:13:38 PM  
1 votes:
Mein Furher, your toilet was shipped to New Jersey last night.
2013-01-31 06:33:16 PM  
1 votes:
imagesw.frugalvillage.com
2013-01-31 06:14:35 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: like a British version ofAntiques Roadshow

Antiques Roadshow is a British show. The US make a version under licence.
2013-01-31 05:35:59 PM  
1 votes:
shiatler
2013-01-31 05:30:26 PM  
1 votes:
Mein kampf kot
2013-01-31 05:13:23 PM  
1 votes:
I've heard Snooki called many names, but that's a bit over the top, subby.
 
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