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2013-01-31 03:44:36 PM
Finally! That explains the smell. Seawater and 60-year old Nazi poop...
 
2013-01-31 03:50:05 PM
Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?
 
2013-01-31 03:50:40 PM
Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.
 
2013-01-31 03:50:43 PM
I think I found the name for my next band.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:18 PM

nekom: Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-01-31 04:05:37 PM
He wanted to ride it down the Thames in London and go live in Windsor Palace when he invaded.

That's a pretty impressive feat on a toilet.
 
2013-01-31 05:13:23 PM
I've heard Snooki called many names, but that's a bit over the top, subby.
 
2013-01-31 05:30:26 PM
Mein kampf kot
 
2013-01-31 05:33:03 PM
The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich.
 
2013-01-31 05:35:59 PM
shiatler
 
2013-01-31 05:41:01 PM
I can think of a few people who deserve a swirlie in Hitler's toilet.
 
2013-01-31 06:00:24 PM
When I was at university, I had to visit the archives at the library and the archivist gave me a tour.

We stopped in a room that with a giant map of Normandy on the wall. The archivist told me how it was items that belonged to Cornelius Ryan (author of 'The Longest Day'). The archivist pulled out a slab of granite and handed it to us. As we held it and looked at it, he read a letter from Walter Cronkite. Cronkite wrote that this slab of granite was, in fact, a part of Hitler's urinal.

I've touched Hitler's urinal
 
2013-01-31 06:14:35 PM
FTA: like a British version ofAntiques Roadshow

Antiques Roadshow is a British show. The US make a version under licence.
 
2013-01-31 06:17:22 PM
And it's the least shiatty part of Jersey. Or the entire northeast for that matter.
 
2013-01-31 06:20:51 PM
Evilest. Toilet. EVAR.
 
2013-01-31 06:33:16 PM
imagesw.frugalvillage.com
 
2013-01-31 06:44:19 PM
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2013-01-31 07:08:20 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?


No, actually, it's the official nickname for your mother.
 
2013-01-31 07:08:35 PM
The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.
 
2013-01-31 07:09:19 PM
Man, that's a harsh way to describe Newark. Not wrong, necessarily...
 
2013-01-31 07:10:39 PM
almost like the one shown on robot chicken
 
2013-01-31 07:13:38 PM
Mein Furher, your toilet was shipped to New Jersey last night.
 
2013-01-31 07:13:58 PM

vudukungfu: The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.


It was Jews who invented comics, so this is entirely appropriate.
 
2013-01-31 07:20:29 PM
Fark come for the toilet humor, stay for the antisemitism!
 
2013-01-31 07:20:35 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: It was Jews who invented comics, so this is entirely appropriate.


Well, I didn't want to Maus around and Godwin this thread.
 
2013-01-31 07:21:13 PM

vudukungfu: The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sütterlinschrift
 
2013-01-31 07:21:21 PM
Where's the Toilettensitz?

(Even if you speak as little German as I do, I bet you can figure out what that word means.)
 
2013-01-31 07:22:03 PM
Here it is in use trying to flush away a couple of New Jersey turds

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-31 07:23:05 PM
And the teabaggers start a bidding war to save a piece of their beloved history.

/They sure do love the parts where Hitler decimated undesirables.
//They really love the nationalism and thinking as one big giant derp.
///they really hate the socialism parts.
 
2013-01-31 07:23:25 PM
Meh...Saddam had nicer shiatters.
 
2013-01-31 07:24:41 PM

sheep snorter: And the teabaggers start a bidding war to save a piece of their beloved history.

/They sure do love the parts where Hitler decimated undesirables.
//They really love the nationalism and thinking as one big giant derp.
///they really hate the socialism parts.


1/10
 
2013-01-31 07:24:56 PM

unfarkingbelievable: AdolfOliverPanties: Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?

No, actually, it's the official nickname for your mother.


i love you man.

/ action park in the house
 
2013-01-31 07:26:09 PM
 
2013-01-31 07:28:27 PM
That article was much more interesting than it deserved to be.
 
2013-01-31 07:29:57 PM
I like Hitler's Crapper better.
 
2013-01-31 07:30:52 PM
Unavailable for comment...
www.wearysloth.com
...obviously.
 
2013-01-31 07:31:35 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sütterlinschrift


und?
 
2013-01-31 07:32:12 PM

IrishBlunder: Unavailable for comment...
[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
...obviously.


Toymaker, not a toilet maker.
 
2013-01-31 07:32:20 PM

KellyKellyKelly: It's been listed on Roadside America's site for a while.


"Is it authentic?"
"Yep, never been scrubbed!"
 
2013-01-31 07:33:03 PM

nekom: Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.


I like the handle Joy Division better.
 
2013-01-31 07:34:11 PM
I'm pretty sure Hitler's Toilet Township is an actual community in Hudson County.
 
2013-01-31 07:38:36 PM
It seems Der Führer didn't clean under the rim.
 
2013-01-31 07:38:42 PM
Hilter's toilet found in New Jersey.  STILL ALIVE
 
2013-01-31 07:40:52 PM
You know who else had a toilet? ... oh wait.
 
2013-01-31 07:41:34 PM
Even Hitler deserves a better fate than New Jersey
 
2013-01-31 07:41:52 PM
Good, because that toilet is responsible for so many war crimes....
 
2013-01-31 07:44:41 PM

skinink: nekom: Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.

I like the handle Joy Division better.


Yeah, it's got more of a Hook to it.

/puns are the bassist form of humor
 
2013-01-31 07:45:20 PM
Wait... I thought Hitler's Toilet was the capital of New Jersey.
 
2013-01-31 07:47:43 PM
Imagine what evil came out of him whilst on that. And all those nazi ideas he thought of too
 
2013-01-31 07:48:14 PM

brap: That article was much more interesting than it deserved to be.


Damn cosmopolitan, culturally literate Jews. They can even make Hitler's toilet interesting.
 
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