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(Gawker)   It's difficult out in the wild for a bro with nothing but a cheese knife, blowtorch, French press, gin, tonic water, axe to throw at logs and a little nylon island all to himself   (gawker.com) divider line 12
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12369 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2013 at 5:06 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-31 07:03:30 PM
3 votes:
I love how he calls outside 'the Wild.'  And, you know, they're right next to a road.

"To wake up wet, cold, shivering, and warm ourselves by a fire the next morning."

I bet you'd feel better if you just did it right away.

"Each guy wasn't told what to do, but they found a job, they found a place where they could lead, a place where they could be responsible..."

You know who talks like that?  People with no actual responsibilities.  I'm the sole provider for a family of five.  That's responsibility.  Choosing where to lay out the artisanal cheeses so they don't soften too much because of the fire?  Yeesh.

"Contrary to the euphemism, man is not an island."

Well, someone doesn't know what a euphemism is.

Also, the verse in question, taken from Donne is specifically the opposite.  The bloody name of the poem is 'No Man is an Island.'  It also shows that he doesn't know his Hemingway.  He's not cultured, he just thinks he is.  He's the guy in Good Will Hunting who didn't get her number.  How do you like them apples?

"The craft cocktails and artisan foods."

That's how you get yourself tied in your sleeping bag and hung in a tree.

"We quickly realized we'd quickly become a Band of Brothers."

The men of Agincourt, Easy Company, and this pack of douches.  Jesus wept.
2013-01-31 06:59:16 PM
2 votes:
There is a difference between picnicking and camping.
2013-01-31 09:00:05 PM
1 votes:
You had me at Gin and Tonic.

www.cocktailtimes.com

/Swoon
2013-01-31 08:47:56 PM
1 votes:
Actually, even in the big parks, when you get a mile or two away from the parking lots - all the douchebags magically disappear.

(Canada's parks are way nicer than the US tho - huge, nice campsites and FREE wood!)
2013-01-31 07:59:56 PM
1 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: $3500. Three thousand, five hundred dollars to rent a glorified dirt bike and camp for 3 nights. This is the funniest shiat I've seen in a long time. Thanks theorellior!


they are spending $3,000 of that on beer......... right?
2013-01-31 05:54:35 PM
1 votes:
Is that real, or is it a Portlandia type parody.
'cause if it's a parody then it's pretty cool but if its real, man o man.

/that can't be real
2013-01-31 05:41:47 PM
1 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: $3500. Three thousand, five hundred dollars to rent a glorified dirt bike and camp for 3 nights. This is the funniest shiat I've seen in a long time. Thanks theorellior!


De nada. I felt it was my duty to share with my fellow Farkers this heartwarming journey of shared hardship and discovery.
2013-01-31 05:36:04 PM
1 votes:
$3500. Three thousand, five hundred dollars to rent a glorified dirt bike and camp for 3 nights. This is the funniest shiat I've seen in a long time. Thanks theorellior!
2013-01-31 05:27:26 PM
1 votes:
Artisanal Manliness? That's it,  I'm joining a farking militia so we can take this country back.
2013-01-31 05:23:56 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Subby here. You owe it to yourselves to watch the unedited version of the video on Vimeo. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or facepalm. Also, I can't tell whether this is parody or real. Too much time in the Politics Tab has got me seeing Poe's Law everywhere.


I couldn't tell either, but I am leaning toward's real, but you're right, maybe we are all getting trolled. I hope.
2013-01-31 05:21:33 PM
1 votes:
Subby here. You owe it to yourselves to watch the unedited version of the video on Vimeo. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or facepalm. Also, I can't tell whether this is parody or real. Too much time in the Politics Tab has got me seeing Poe's Law everywhere.
2013-01-31 05:16:22 PM
1 votes:
The human race is doomed. Farking hipsters.
 
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