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(WMUR New Hampshire)   At some point, according to investigators, the incident involved a chain saw, a bat, and a wooden pole with a knife attached   (wmur.com) divider line 43
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2013-01-31 03:28:42 PM  
What is the response to the "Exactly how intense was this rough sex session?" query?

/Slinks out of thread
 
2013-01-31 03:35:11 PM  
Shoot.. a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-01-31 03:54:11 PM  
The bat is also being held for questioning:

images.nationalgeographic.com
 
2013-01-31 04:15:06 PM  

L.D. Ablo: The bat is also being held for questioning:

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What a bat with six knives attached might look like.
 
2013-01-31 04:23:13 PM  
No knife-gun?
Amateurs
 
2013-01-31 04:26:29 PM  
Or, as they call it on fark, your average gun control thread..
 
2013-01-31 04:27:02 PM  
So are we talking a homemade spear or something like a dagger-axe configuration?
 
2013-01-31 04:27:09 PM  
img.photobucket.com

/Oblig
 
2013-01-31 04:27:59 PM  
A third man, Joshua Hussey from Dover, was arrested last week.

I see.. was it related? Or was he just a third man?
 
2013-01-31 04:28:00 PM  
I killed a guy with a trident
 
2013-01-31 04:28:03 PM  
i120.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 04:32:24 PM  
They did it like this, they did it like that.
 
2013-01-31 04:32:33 PM  
TIR contestant?
 
2013-01-31 04:34:52 PM  
Wanted for questioning

cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-01-31 04:36:36 PM  
quite. punchable. faces.
 
2013-01-31 04:41:05 PM  
... the Aristocrats?
 
2013-01-31 04:41:09 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I killed a guy with a trident


Don't get bogged down in details.  The important thing is that OUR VIEWERS helped catch these  guys so we're SUPER!
 
2013-01-31 04:42:24 PM  
conspiracy to commit criminal threatening

It sounds like they were threatening. Does the conspiracy make it worse?
 
2013-01-31 04:47:57 PM  
A wooden pole with a knife attached?  If only there were a single word that could be used to describe such a weapon.
 
2013-01-31 04:48:37 PM  
Wow, just wow.
 
2013-01-31 04:50:50 PM  
Tips from WMUR viewers led investigators to two men douchebags suspected in connection with a road rage incident in Middleton.

There, that's better.
 
2013-01-31 04:51:04 PM  
Sounds like a typical Tuesday Night at the in-laws.
 
2013-01-31 04:59:14 PM  
KniiiiiifeWRENNNNNCH

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-31 05:00:47 PM  
Did you see this link at the bottom? OMG a woman being threatened by an ex was able to shoot him with a handgun to save herself...Ban Handguns?!


Lamark Tucker Sr. dies after being shot while riding on hood of ex's car, deputies sayOfficials: Woman won't be charged

Read more:  http://www.wmur.com/Lamark-Tucker-Sr-dies-after-being-shot-while-ridi n g-on-hood-of-ex-s-car-deputies-say/-/9858568/18303476/-/mnuqj0/-/index .html#ixzz2Jap4Shli
 
2013-01-31 05:00:55 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-31 05:01:02 PM  
fallout.neoseeker.com
 
2013-01-31 05:03:12 PM  
Its the New Hampshire way.
 
2013-01-31 05:26:39 PM  
Is the word "zombie" used at all in the article? 'Cos with a headline like that, I would not be surprised.
 
2013-01-31 05:42:37 PM  

Treygreen13: A third man, Joshua Hussey from Dover, was arrested last week.

I see.. was it related? Or was he just a third man?


Anton Karas.
 
2013-01-31 06:03:17 PM  
Cool...sounds like my daughter's birthday party made Fark!  For the record, those piñatas can be a real biatch to break open.
 
2013-01-31 06:40:19 PM  
 
2013-01-31 06:41:32 PM  
deadrising2-kiyakpaddle-2chainsaws.jpg
 
2013-01-31 07:06:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-31 07:32:09 PM  
and that's why i carry a old school hand operated sausage grinder in my car trunk. some punk gets mouthy on me, hamburger city. waste not, want not.
 
2013-01-31 07:42:22 PM  
Conspiracy to threaten?  Are lawyers just making shiat up now?

I'm conspiring to cook a steak and get drunk, not necessarily in that order.  I wonder how much i'm looking at.
 
2013-01-31 07:52:27 PM  
Were bystanders heard to be chanting "Two men enter, one man leaves"?
 
2013-01-31 08:36:25 PM  

Treygreen13: A third man, Joshua Hussey from Dover, was arrested last week.

I see.. was it related? Or was he just a third man?


I told you to go away, Martins. This isn't Santa Fe. I'm not a sheriff and you aren't a cowboy. You've been blundering around with the worst bunch of racketeers in Vienna, your precious Harry's friends, and now you're wanted for murder.
 
2013-02-01 12:12:10 AM  
A picture of the perpetrator.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 12:39:42 AM  
i234.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:36:19 AM  

WeenerGord: Did you see this link at the bottom? OMG a woman being threatened by an ex was able to shoot him with a handgun to save herself...Ban Handguns?!


Lamark Tucker Sr. dies after being shot while riding on hood of ex's car, deputies sayOfficials: Woman won't be charged

Read more:  http://www.wmur.com/Lamark-Tucker-Sr-dies-after-being-shot-while-ridi n g-on-hood-of-ex-s-car-deputies-say/-/9858568/18303476/-/mnuqj0/-/index .html#ixzz2Jap4Shli


If only these two had guns, they could have shot each other.
 
2013-02-01 05:41:17 AM  

Mister Peejay: Were bystanders heard to be chanting "Two men enter, one man leaves"?


He has the mind of a child
 
2013-02-01 12:47:01 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Raise you one large hammer.
 
2013-02-01 06:39:39 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I killed a guy with a trident


How much gum did you have to shove into him to get him to choke to death!?
 
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