MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subby
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subby/but it got you a green, so there's that
syrynxx: Of course the scientists were STILL ALIVE. Dead scientists make for poor interviews.
thecpt: Still alive? That's a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance
GypsyJoker: Huge success.
Fluorescent Testicle: thecpt: Still alive? That's a joke. Ha ha. Fat chanceGypsyJoker: Huge success.Leaving doubly satisfied.
Summer Glau's Love Slave: Even if the worms were still alive, they would still be the second oldest living creature.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 280x398]/And still champion!
Ant: doomed![images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 442x398]
God--: My hash name if Tapeworm... Ha! I'm still alive! Though to be fair, in all my time hashing, I haven't been encased in shark poop... Though I have gotten drunk as shiat... So there's that.../Long live Pgh-H3!
HMS_Blinkin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subbyYeah, TFA says nothing at all of the sort.
SpdrJay: I think the submitter meant that the poop was still alive, not the eggs.
Richelieu: Fluorescent Testicle: thecpt: Still alive? That's a joke. Ha ha. Fat chanceGypsyJoker: Huge success.Leaving doubly satisfied.It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Mart Laar's beard shaver: Gah. One of the most distrurbing eps of the X-Files.
Metaluna Mutant: Know who's waiting?/hot as an egg salad sandwich from a bus station
Metaluna Mutant: Know who's waiting?[images.tvrage.com image 250x188]/hot as an egg salad sandwich from a bus GAS station
cryinoutloud: I happen to know that subby just committed suicide. He submitted this link, but he was suicidal and so distracted that he accidentally wrote STILL ALIVE at the end of it.When he saw that his link had gone green, he was so happy that he changed his mind. But when he came in here to tell everyone how his life had changed in an instant, all he saw was ridicule at his headline. He jumped off of the Fark Tower just a few hours ago, and it was immediately posted to youtube. So go there and laugh, you clowns.He was a member of Mensa. Of course he knew that 270-million year old eggs couldn't be alive.
brap: That "worm-riddled fossilized dung"...JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!
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