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(Live Science)   Scientists discover tapeworm eggs in 270-million-year-old shark poop, STILL ALIVE   (livescience.com) divider line 51
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2013-01-31 01:42:42 PM  
we're all doomed.
 
2013-01-31 01:44:18 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

//South Bronx Paradise, Baby!!
 
2013-01-31 01:46:18 PM  
Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subby

/but it got you a green, so there's that
 
2013-01-31 02:00:20 PM  
That "worm-riddled fossilized dung"...JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!
 
2013-01-31 02:03:59 PM  
Of course the scientists were STILL ALIVE.  Dead scientists make for poor interviews.
 
2013-01-31 02:22:47 PM  
Fossilized Shark Poop

New south Austin hipster band in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
 
2013-01-31 02:35:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subby


Yeah, TFA says nothing at all of the sort.
 
2013-01-31 02:36:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subby

/but it got you a green, so there's that


the steps we will go to get a green light
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 03:08:52 PM  
t2.gstatic.com

Hmmm, they seem harmless enough. Let me take a closer look ....

t1.gstatic.com

DAMMIT
 
2013-01-31 03:34:59 PM  
Still alive?  That's a joke.  Ha ha.  Fat chance
 
2013-01-31 03:36:08 PM  
It's national reading comprehension week.
 
2013-01-31 03:36:57 PM  

syrynxx: Of course the scientists were STILL ALIVE.  Dead scientists make for poor interviews.


farm3.static.flickr.com

Disagrees
 
2013-01-31 03:41:37 PM  
Even if the worms were still alive, they would still be the second oldest living creature.
4.bp.blogspot.com

/And still champion!
 
2013-01-31 03:42:51 PM  
Huge success.

\already too late
 
2013-01-31 03:44:43 PM  

thecpt: Still alive?  That's a joke.  Ha ha.  Fat chance


GypsyJoker: Huge success.


Leaving doubly satisfied.
 
Ant
2013-01-31 03:45:14 PM  
doomed!
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-31 03:51:47 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: thecpt: Still alive?  That's a joke.  Ha ha.  Fat chance

GypsyJoker: Huge success.

Leaving doubly satisfied.


It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
 
2013-01-31 03:54:08 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new tapeworm overlords.
 
2013-01-31 04:20:49 PM  
My hash name if Tapeworm... Ha! I'm still alive! Though to be fair, in all my time hashing, I haven't been encased in shark poop... Though I have gotten drunk as shiat... So there's that...


/Long live Pgh-H3!
 
2013-01-31 04:21:25 PM  
if=is..
 
2013-01-31 04:25:56 PM  
Subby, I yam diskapointed. Ayuk yukyukyuk
 
2013-01-31 04:27:45 PM  
Since when do sharks pre-date the age of the universe?

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-31 04:32:12 PM  
There are so many Sci-fi and horror works that say this is a bad idea.
Hello Captain Trips!
 
2013-01-31 04:49:05 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Even if the worms were still alive, they would still be the second oldest living creature.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 280x398]

/And still champion!


I didn't realize King Tut was a smoker.
 
2013-01-31 04:49:25 PM  
PLAY WITH MY SHIAAAAT, I'M A SHAAAAARK!.
 
2013-01-31 05:32:02 PM  

syrynxx: Of course the scientists were STILL ALIVE.  Dead scientists make for poor interviews.


starwrecked.com
 
2013-01-31 05:39:34 PM  
I wasn't aware anyone over the age of 9 called it "poop"
 
2013-01-31 05:44:27 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
STILL ALIVE
 
2013-01-31 05:51:17 PM  

Ant: doomed!
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 442x398]


Gah. One of the most distrurbing eps of the X-Files.

Fringe took the ick to another level.
/Long live Fringe
 
2013-01-31 06:02:14 PM  

God--: My hash name if Tapeworm... Ha! I'm still alive! Though to be fair, in all my time hashing, I haven't been encased in shark poop... Though I have gotten drunk as shiat... So there's that...


/Long live Pgh-H3!


Please tell there is a hashing song about shark poop
 
2013-01-31 06:02:30 PM  
I think the submitter meant that the poop was still alive, not the eggs.
 
2013-01-31 06:30:45 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subby

Yeah, TFA says nothing at all of the sort.


Came to say the same thing.

Subby's mom was still alive...until she received my lethal "injection"
 
2013-01-31 06:37:41 PM  

SpdrJay: I think the submitter meant that the poop was still alive, not the eggs.


That makes even less sense.
 
2013-01-31 06:54:53 PM  
Know who's waiting?

images.tvrage.com

/hot as an egg salad sandwich from a bus station
 
2013-01-31 07:31:34 PM  

Richelieu: Fluorescent Testicle: thecpt: Still alive?  That's a joke.  Ha ha.  Fat chance

GypsyJoker: Huge success.

Leaving doubly satisfied.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


We do what me must because we can
 
2013-01-31 07:32:09 PM  
WE must.  Dammit.
 
2013-01-31 07:34:01 PM  
This will not end well.
cf.badassdigest.com
 
2013-01-31 08:15:14 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Gah. One of the most distrurbing eps of the X-Files.


My brother, dad and I used to watch that show together; I refused to watch it for a couple weeks after that one.
 
2013-01-31 08:31:40 PM  
Subby is this stupid and yet, STILL ALIVE
 
2013-01-31 09:35:41 PM  
I think subby was surprised he or she was still alive. They thought they had died and instead of pinching themselves to see if they still felt pain they decided to submit a link to fark and see if all the comments were suddenly all angelic and sh*t. Fark just dropped the question mark off of "STILL ALIVE?"

You're not dead, moron!

/Carry on.
 
2013-01-31 10:17:04 PM  
This was a triumph.

Also shame on you subby for creating a fwd:FWD:FWD:FWD:Fwd:fwd that I will have to deal with for years from my less scientifically enabled relatives.
 
2013-01-31 10:45:33 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: Know who's waiting?



/hot as an egg salad sandwich from a bus station


Should have the Boobies. You fools be slippin dawg!
 
2013-01-31 10:47:59 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: Know who's waiting?

[images.tvrage.com image 250x188]

/hot as an egg salad sandwich from a bus GAS station


What's that black cracker?
 
2013-01-31 11:05:02 PM  
I happen to know that subby just committed suicide.  He submitted this link, but he was  suicidal and so distracted that he accidentally wrote STILL ALIVE  at the end of it.

When he saw that his  link had gone green, he was so happy that he changed his mind.  But when he came in here to tell everyone how his life had changed in an instant, all he saw was ridicule at his headline.  He jumped off of the Fark Tower just a few hours ago, and it was immediately posted to youtube.  So go there and laugh, you clowns.

He was a member of Mensa.  Of course he knew that 270-million year old eggs couldn't be alive.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:22 PM  

cryinoutloud: I happen to know that subby just committed suicide.  He submitted this link, but he was  suicidal and so distracted that he accidentally wrote STILL ALIVE  at the end of it.

When he saw that his  link had gone green, he was so happy that he changed his mind.  But when he came in here to tell everyone how his life had changed in an instant, all he saw was ridicule at his headline.  He jumped off of the Fark Tower just a few hours ago, and it was immediately posted to youtube.  So go there and laugh, you clowns.

He was a member of Mensa.  Of course he knew that 270-million year old eggs couldn't be alive.


Could be worse.  Subby could be still alive and have lots of kids and pass that stupid gene around the population, thus driving the human species further into a future filled with more little snot nosed morons than you can shake a stick at still alive.
 
2013-01-31 11:44:14 PM  

cryinoutloud: I happen to know that subby just committed suicide.  He submitted this link, but he was  suicidal and so distracted that he accidentally wrote STILL ALIVE  at the end of it.

When he saw that his  link had gone green, he was so happy that he changed his mind.  But when he came in here to tell everyone how his life had changed in an instant, all he saw was ridicule at his headline.  He jumped off of the Fark Tower just a few hours ago, and it was immediately posted to youtube.  So go there and laugh, you clowns.

He was a member of Mensa.  Of course he knew that 270-million year old eggs couldn't be alive.


Give us the YouTube link already.
 
2013-02-01 12:15:09 AM  
bread them and deep fry them. the duck dynasty guys will eat them. i am most certain.
 
2013-02-01 12:33:55 AM  

brap: That "worm-riddled fossilized dung"...JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!


I lol'd
 
2013-02-01 04:33:05 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... I don't think they're still alive, subby

/but it got you a green, so there's that


There's no use crying over every mistake.  We'll just keep on trying 'till we run out of cake.
 
2013-02-01 07:36:41 AM  
MrHappyRotter - they should do the responsible thing: go gay, be devastatingy handsome, and have a cute Yorkie!!
 
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