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(NC State University)   Doctors want to take balloons covered with spikes, stick them into your body, inflate them, and then dose you with drugs   (news.ncsu.edu) divider line 31
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2013-01-31 01:51:38 PM  
So now we know where Bowser's Inside Story came from...
 
2013-01-31 01:52:39 PM  
People have been putting balloons full of drugs in their bodies forever.  It is getting them out that is the hard part.
 
2013-01-31 01:53:02 PM  
Fibers as small as individual molecules - isn't that what causes asbestos to be carcinogenic?
 
2013-01-31 01:55:25 PM  
I think they're doing that in the wrong order.

/would need to be on drugs to agree to that
 
2013-01-31 02:00:47 PM  

Virtuoso80: Fibers as small as individual molecules - isn't that what causes asbestos to be carcinogenic?


When not bound up in anything and getting into your lungs, yeah. The idea with these is that they're still attached to the membrane, so are withdrawn/removed when done.
 
2013-01-31 02:06:16 PM  
take balloons covered with spikes, stick them into your body, inflate them, and then dose you with drugs

But enough about my ex wife.
 
2013-01-31 02:21:55 PM  

Felgraf: Virtuoso80: Fibers as small as individual molecules - isn't that what causes asbestos to be carcinogenic?

When not bound up in anything and getting into your lungs, yeah. The idea with these is that they're still attached to the membrane, so are withdrawn/removed when done.


Doctors are still leaving clamps and whatnot inside patients. How the heck could they possibly NOT leave some of these behind?
 
2013-01-31 02:31:00 PM  
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2013-01-31 02:40:18 PM  
go on...
 
2013-01-31 02:41:09 PM  
Or, as we call it in the Adams household, Tuesday.
 
2013-01-31 02:44:48 PM  
Who doesn't?
 
2013-01-31 02:47:56 PM  
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2013-01-31 02:56:23 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: People have been putting balloons full of drugs in their bodies forever.  It is getting them out that is the hard part.


The waiting is the hardest part.  That's why you should include lots of fiber in your diet when swallowing latex condoms and balloons loaded with cocaine.  Keeps everything moving.
 
2013-01-31 02:58:37 PM  
Well, ok, but I need to know how much they're charging.  My guy down the block has pretty good prices.
 
2013-01-31 03:02:15 PM  
This is why we do the amazing medical breakthroughs at Duke and UNC, and leave computers and textiles to NC State.  We leave them alone for a minute, and they come back with nano balls with spikes on them.  Seriously, you guys, you're not fooling anyone.
 
2013-01-31 03:07:14 PM  
Drugs FIRST - you're doing it wrong!
 
2013-01-31 03:31:55 PM  
"I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks."
 
2013-01-31 03:33:14 PM  
DRTFA but headline reminded me of "It's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends".
 
2013-01-31 03:41:48 PM  
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We will use them for the armies... of the night!
 
2013-01-31 04:06:40 PM  
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2013-01-31 06:05:53 PM  
I've been paying hookers a fortune for this treatment for YEARS!

Now I can get it with ObamaCare! YEAH!!!
 
2013-01-31 06:41:32 PM  
Someone hitting the soy sauce?

 i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-31 06:46:33 PM  
Sounds like something you'd pay 20 bucks for at Lollapalooza
 
2013-01-31 07:02:49 PM  

Vogon Poet: "I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks."


"Really, you should be paying us."
 
2013-01-31 09:43:38 PM  
Doctors want to take balloons covered with spikes, stick them into your body, inflate them, and then dose you with drugs

Oh, nonononono!  They're not gonna get me to fall for that again.   The next time, he's gonna hafta show me his doctor's badge first!
 
2013-01-31 11:54:43 PM  
Pft. Way kinkier shiat than that on Fetlife.
 
2013-02-01 02:21:25 AM  
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2013-02-01 10:53:03 AM  

FatMason: Someone hitting the soy sauce?

 [i.imgur.com image 850x508]


What's that from?
 
2013-02-01 11:12:01 AM  

Big Beef Burrito: FatMason: Someone hitting the soy sauce?

 [i.imgur.com image 850x508]

What's that from?


"John Dies at the End"

It should be coming out any time now, if it's not already, but Amazon Instant Video has it ("see it now before it's in theaters!") as a rental.
 
2013-02-01 01:22:16 PM  

FatMason: Big Beef Burrito: FatMason: Someone hitting the soy sauce?

 [i.imgur.com image 850x508]

What's that from?

"John Dies at the End"

It should be coming out any time now, if it's not already, but Amazon Instant Video has it ("see it now before it's in theaters!") as a rental.



I was hoping that was the answer. Thanks!
 
2013-02-02 01:03:16 PM  
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