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(Yahoo)   Sweet: 6-year-old girl has a crush on the Texans J.J. Watt. Sweeter: She frets on YouTube that she can't marry him because she wasn't 25. Sweetest: J.J. bought her flowers and got on one knee to "propose" to her with a Ring Pop   (sports.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-01-31 11:44:35 AM  
Ok, that right there is heartwarming
 
2013-01-31 11:45:09 AM  
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
2013-01-31 11:46:18 AM  
They may have sucked like a Hoover in the latter half of the season, but I still love my Texans. You never see them making headlines for DUIs, assaults, making homophobic remarks, firing guns, etc. Hell the only fight any of them have ever been in was Andre Johnson's royal beatdown of Finnegan, and that was totally deserved. They're just good, down-to-earth guys who like making the fans happy. Of course they could make the fans really happy by being in the Super Bowl, but we'll take what we can get now.

/Go Texans
 
2013-01-31 11:49:56 AM  
Followup story:  J.J. Watt arrested for having wedding-night sex with a 6-year-old child?

/Just kidding
 
2013-01-31 12:06:11 PM  
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 12:09:58 PM  
Sure, it starts out innocent.
 
2013-01-31 12:18:04 PM  
That is really friggin' cute.
 
2013-01-31 12:31:19 PM  
Ok I'm cynical and jaded but

dawwwwwww
 
2013-01-31 12:51:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: They may have sucked like a Hoover in the latter half of the season, but I still love my Texans. You never see them making headlines for DUIs, assaults, making homophobic remarks, firing guns, etc. Hell the only fight any of them have ever been in was Andre Johnson's royal beatdown of Finnegan, and that was totally deserved. They're just good, down-to-earth guys who like making the fans happy. Of course they could make the fans really happy by being in the Super Bowl, but we'll take what we can get now.

/Go Texans


Yup. Watt is definately on the fast track to a place with the Houston Legendary Sports Heroes. And all the charity stuff he does around here might earn him a hospital wing.

Now if only we could get a coach that knew how to use all this talent.....

/ No Kubiak. Run, pass, run, punt will not work every single possesion
 
2013-01-31 12:59:47 PM  
Well, this is kinda awesome.  That said, this is Fark.  So...

wxboy: Followup story:  J.J. Watt arrested for having wedding-night sex with a 6-year-old child?

/Just kidding


Captain Steroid: [i107.photobucket.com image 450x675]


Godscrack: Sure, it starts out innocent.


Thank you guys for doing your civic duty.

My contribution:

www.moneyandshit.com

/hot
//seriously, this is a really cool story
///slashie
 
2013-01-31 01:00:12 PM  
Pedo is sweet now? Things change so quickly, I really can't keep up with the trends.
 
2013-01-31 01:01:38 PM  
came here for chris hansen... leaving happy.
 
2013-01-31 01:04:10 PM  
This guy is good for the city.  His rookie year, I do believe before he even signed his rookie contract, he loaded up on gear, and went and met and befriended the Berry kids, who lost their parents in a tragic car accident, and were injured themselves.

He's got a fire on the field, he sets hefty goals for himself and the team, and isn't afraid to talk trash on the field.

Fans in this city are always complaining about having nothing but "good guys", but Watt shows you can have both.

Yeah, I'm fan of his, and I hope he can help bring this city a Superbowl, lord knows he tried to do it himself defensively this year.
 
2013-01-31 01:04:59 PM  
D'AWWWWWW!
 
2013-01-31 01:06:10 PM  
I think I vaguely remember this episode of Full House. Didn't it end with Candice Cameron's boyfriend being arrested for molesting an Olsen or something like that?
 
2013-01-31 01:06:38 PM  
So if a 21 y/o cheerleader learns a dirty old farker has a crush on her, will she let him pop her ring?

/dof
 
2013-01-31 01:07:45 PM  

alwaysjaded: scottydoesntknow: They may have sucked like a Hoover in the latter half of the season, but I still love my Texans. You never see them making headlines for DUIs, assaults, making homophobic remarks, firing guns, etc. Hell the only fight any of them have ever been in was Andre Johnson's royal beatdown of Finnegan, and that was totally deserved. They're just good, down-to-earth guys who like making the fans happy. Of course they could make the fans really happy by being in the Super Bowl, but we'll take what we can get now.

/Go Texans

Yup. Watt is definately on the fast track to a place with the Houston Legendary Sports Heroes. And all the charity stuff he does around here might earn him a hospital wing.

Now if only we could get a coach that knew how to use all this talent.....

/ No Kubiak. Run, pass, run, punt will not work every single possesion


I thought the Texans had a really good year. They won 12 games in the regular season, a playoff game, and every team they lost to made the playoffs. Plus they had some pretty significant injuries on defense. I think people tend to fall in love with expectations going into the year, but at the end of the year only one team is going to be happy. Kubiak has done some good things with the team and they'll be in the mix again next year.
 
2013-01-31 01:11:30 PM  

coolio mack: alwaysjaded: scottydoesntknow: They may have sucked like a Hoover in the latter half of the season, but I still love my Texans. You never see them making headlines for DUIs, assaults, making homophobic remarks, firing guns, etc. Hell the only fight any of them have ever been in was Andre Johnson's royal beatdown of Finnegan, and that was totally deserved. They're just good, down-to-earth guys who like making the fans happy. Of course they could make the fans really happy by being in the Super Bowl, but we'll take what we can get now.

/Go Texans

Yup. Watt is definately on the fast track to a place with the Houston Legendary Sports Heroes. And all the charity stuff he does around here might earn him a hospital wing.

Now if only we could get a coach that knew how to use all this talent.....

/ No Kubiak. Run, pass, run, punt will not work every single possesion

I thought the Texans had a really good year. They won 12 games in the regular season, a playoff game, and every team they lost to made the playoffs. Plus they had some pretty significant injuries on defense. I think people tend to fall in love with expectations going into the year, but at the end of the year only one team is going to be happy. Kubiak has done some good things with the team and they'll be in the mix again next year.


They'll be in the mix, but they need another middle linebacker, one with range sideline to sideline.  They were carved up up the middle last year.  And they desperately need another playmaker on offense.  Owen Daniels is a good tight end, and they have weapons, but they need someone that can break off and make a big play, and they dont have that.  Andre is going to be 32, and he's shown to be productive, but not a gamebreaker.  Also, Schaub doesn't have the armstrength to fling it down the field.

They'll be in the mix, but they do need to make some changes on both sides, and take some chances when it comes to the offense, to contend for the AFC championship.
 
2013-01-31 01:12:24 PM  
 
2013-01-31 01:12:43 PM  

coolio mack: I thought the Texans had a really good year. They won 12 games in the regular season, a playoff game, and every team they lost to made the playoffs. Plus they had some pretty significant injuries on defense. I think people tend to fall in love with expectations going into the year, but at the end of the year only one team is going to be happy. Kubiak has done some good things with the team and they'll be in the mix again next year.


Remember this is Fark, where if you don't win the Super Bowl you're garbage.
 
2013-01-31 01:13:30 PM  
Dude. Six-year-olds.
 
2013-01-31 01:14:50 PM  
He's hunky.  Lucky girl ;-)
 
2013-01-31 01:21:25 PM  
Awwwwwwww....shiate, she just filed for alimony!
 
2013-01-31 01:26:59 PM  
1. Make a six year old happy
2. Get good P.R.
3. Every 20something hottie now wants you even more
4. Profit!
 
2013-01-31 01:27:10 PM  
Yeah yeah, nice PR stunt there......OK I can't finish that.  Good on ya Watts.
 
2013-01-31 01:30:41 PM  
At least the 6-year-old has good taste.  Watt is a hottie.
 
2013-01-31 01:31:03 PM  

brap: Awwwwwwww....shiate, she just filed for alimony!


Alienation of affection.  He refused to join her tea party.
 
2013-01-31 01:31:24 PM  
J.J. Watt...you're a good dude.
 
2013-01-31 01:31:24 PM  

On the Side: 1. Make a six year old happy
2. Get good P.R.
3. Every 20something hottie now wants you even more
4. Profit!


This.

He's probably rolling in 20 something tail.

/Like he wasn't already I'm sure.
 
2013-01-31 01:35:11 PM  

fatalvenom: On the Side: 1. Make a six year old happy
2. Get good P.R.
3. Every 20something hottie now wants you even more
4. Profit!

This.

He's probably rolling in 20 something tail.

/Like he wasn't already I'm sure.


Word; probably getting more tail than a toilet seat.
 
2013-01-31 01:40:07 PM  

xanadian: Dude. Six-year-olds.


There's 6 of 'em?

//aisle seat, please
 
2013-01-31 01:48:43 PM  

tukatz: At least the 6-year-old has good taste.  Watt is a hottie.


He has a younger brother still at the UW who is even cuter Link
 
2013-01-31 01:54:01 PM  
From the Yahoo! comments:

Hey T'eo, see how relationships are supposed to work; you meet the girl first.
 
2013-01-31 02:01:03 PM  
So he's just like Mohammad?
 
2013-01-31 02:05:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: They may have sucked like a Hoover in the latter half of the season, but I still love my Texans. You never see them making headlines for DUIs, assaults, making homophobic remarks, firing guns, etc. Hell the only fight any of them have ever been in was Andre Johnson's royal beatdown of Finnegan, and that was totally deserved. They're just good, down-to-earth guys who like making the fans happy. Of course they could make the fans really happy by being in the Super Bowl, but we'll take what we can get now.

/Go Texans


Well, one of their players is trying to hook up with a 6-year-old...

/KIDDING
 
2013-01-31 02:07:59 PM  

Rwa2play: fatalvenom: On the Side: 1. Make a six year old happy
2. Get good P.R.
3. Every 20something hottie now wants you even more
4. Profit!

This.

He's probably rolling in 20 something tail.

/Like he wasn't already I'm sure.

Word; probably getting more tail than a toilet seat.


I thought he was engaged to some US Soccer star. I can't remember her name, but she scored a goal in the Gold Medal game of the Olympics this past year.
 
2013-01-31 02:08:36 PM  

coolio mack: alwaysjaded: scottydoesntknow: They may have sucked like a Hoover in the latter half of the season, but I still love my Texans. You never see them making headlines for DUIs, assaults, making homophobic remarks, firing guns, etc. Hell the only fight any of them have ever been in was Andre Johnson's royal beatdown of Finnegan, and that was totally deserved. They're just good, down-to-earth guys who like making the fans happy. Of course they could make the fans really happy by being in the Super Bowl, but we'll take what we can get now.

/Go Texans

Yup. Watt is definately on the fast track to a place with the Houston Legendary Sports Heroes. And all the charity stuff he does around here might earn him a hospital wing.

Now if only we could get a coach that knew how to use all this talent.....

/ No Kubiak. Run, pass, run, punt will not work every single possesion

I thought the Texans had a really good year. They won 12 games in the regular season, a playoff game, and every team they lost to made the playoffs. Plus they had some pretty significant injuries on defense. I think people tend to fall in love with expectations going into the year, but at the end of the year only one team is going to be happy. Kubiak has done some good things with the team and they'll be in the mix again next year.


FingFangFark covered most of it. It wasn't that they lost but HOW they lost. Their defeats this year were very, very one sided.
 
2013-01-31 02:30:34 PM  
Hmmm...I need to start coaching my kid to cry over someone famous...

/right now she wants to marry her daddy
//and the kid she briefly met on the elevator at the mall
///yeah, she gets around for a 4-year old
 
2013-01-31 02:34:26 PM  
Pedophile is pretty big word for a Six Year Old . . .
 
2013-01-31 02:47:43 PM  
He's eaten burritos bigger than her.
 
2013-01-31 02:51:20 PM  
Jokes on him. It's legally binding
 
2013-01-31 02:55:09 PM  
Manti Te'o is jealous.
 
2013-01-31 02:55:51 PM  

alwaysjaded: coolio mack: alwaysjaded: scottydoesntknow: They may have sucked like a Hoover in the latter half of the season, but I still love my Texans. You never see them making headlines for DUIs, assaults, making homophobic remarks, firing guns, etc. Hell the only fight any of them have ever been in was Andre Johnson's royal beatdown of Finnegan, and that was totally deserved. They're just good, down-to-earth guys who like making the fans happy. Of course they could make the fans really happy by being in the Super Bowl, but we'll take what we can get now.

/Go Texans

Yup. Watt is definately on the fast track to a place with the Houston Legendary Sports Heroes. And all the charity stuff he does around here might earn him a hospital wing.

Now if only we could get a coach that knew how to use all this talent.....

/ No Kubiak. Run, pass, run, punt will not work every single possesion

I thought the Texans had a really good year. They won 12 games in the regular season, a playoff game, and every team they lost to made the playoffs. Plus they had some pretty significant injuries on defense. I think people tend to fall in love with expectations going into the year, but at the end of the year only one team is going to be happy. Kubiak has done some good things with the team and they'll be in the mix again next year.

FingFangFark covered most of it. It wasn't that they lost but HOW they lost. Their defeats this year were very, very one sided.


cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-01-31 03:06:53 PM  

ChrisDe: From the Yahoo! comments:

Hey T'eo, see how relationships are supposed to work; you meet the girl first.


An actual witty comment?  From Yahoo?  Well now I've seen everything.
 
2013-01-31 03:07:16 PM  

wxboy: Followup story:  J.J. Watt arrested for having wedding-night sex with a 6-year-old child?

/Just kidding


Nope, he's safe:
Tex. Penal Code sec. 21.11:
(a) A person commits an offense if, with a child younger than 17 years and not the person's spouse, whether the child is of the same or opposite sex, the person: (1) engages in sexual contact with the child or causes the child to engage in sexual contact.
 
2013-01-31 03:31:42 PM  

litespeed74: Manti Te'o is jealous.



ZING
 
2013-01-31 03:49:01 PM  
This is the second most adorable football player crush I've ever heard of.
 
2013-01-31 03:52:36 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i107.photobucket.com image 450x675]


Came for this.
/that's what she said?
 
2013-01-31 03:56:41 PM  
This is kind of cute, but also kind of disturbing. When I was a little girl, I hadn't picked out the man whom I wanted to marry, although I did say "I'll marry a man as fat as you daddy"(My father was about 100 lbs overweight)Dodged a bullet there, I'd say....
I think it's kind of disturbing that a little girl is encouraged along the lines of thinking seriously of marriage. The proper response is actually "Someday you'll find someone even cooler and nicer than me your own age". I mean, this kid does know they aren't actually married, right?
 
IP
2013-01-31 04:03:44 PM  
 
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