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(NJ.com)   Larghissimo: Symphony fires CEO. Accelerando: After 11 days. Più mosso: For lewd or lascivious acts with a 15-year-old girl seventeen years ago. Molto trionfante: Who later became and remains his wife. Fine   (nj.com) divider line 17
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2013-01-31 07:24:28 PM
3 votes:
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
2013-01-31 03:00:41 PM
3 votes:
So the name "Dick Dare" wasn't enough of a warning?
2013-01-31 07:25:28 PM
2 votes:
I feel... proud?... that we've made it this far without anybody using the obvious "playing in A minor" joke.
2013-01-31 04:10:41 PM
2 votes:
lolbot.net
2013-01-31 03:50:57 PM
2 votes:

ITGreen: Tr0mBoNe: That would be 'fin'

Not in musical notation.



Begun, the Music Nerd Wars have....
2013-01-31 03:13:29 PM
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: he began throwing miles of cock at her


This is my new favorite expression and will look for excuses to work it into everyday conversation
2013-01-31 03:12:11 PM
2 votes:
I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.
2013-01-31 01:44:33 PM
2 votes:
 BRAVO!! BRAVISSIMO!!!
2013-01-31 11:29:19 PM
1 votes:

freetomato: /My friend in high school had a really young mom, an old dad, and 5 siblings. Mom had her at 16. Pretty tight, happy family.


About that...
2013-01-31 05:36:27 PM
1 votes:
This is what human resources people do: Fark everybody.

/Do that background check, go ahead.
2013-01-31 05:27:09 PM
1 votes:
It's half your age PLUS seven, not minus.
2013-01-31 04:23:14 PM
1 votes:

Grapple: Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.

OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...


Yes:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gpcq_deleted-star-wars-sex-scene_ se xy
2013-01-31 04:21:28 PM
1 votes:

MikeSass: Came for the coda, leaving disappointed.


Don't leave him hanging.  Nobody likes being coda pendent.
2013-01-31 03:32:32 PM
1 votes:

Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.


OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...
2013-01-31 03:30:05 PM
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.


Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.
2013-01-31 03:16:50 PM
1 votes:
I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now
2013-01-31 03:06:16 PM
1 votes:

Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.


Betcha when they are older, his inability to hit the crescendo will be a factor in their relationship.
 
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