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(NJ.com)   Larghissimo: Symphony fires CEO. Accelerando: After 11 days. Più mosso: For lewd or lascivious acts with a 15-year-old girl seventeen years ago. Molto trionfante: Who later became and remains his wife. Fine   (nj.com) divider line 66
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2013-01-31 01:44:33 PM
 BRAVO!! BRAVISSIMO!!!
 
2013-01-31 01:49:41 PM
We doan appreeseeate that there high falutin' fancy-boy talk in this heer neck of the woods, boy.
 
2013-01-31 03:00:41 PM
So the name "Dick Dare" wasn't enough of a warning?
 
2013-01-31 03:00:45 PM
Encore!

+1
 
2013-01-31 03:01:35 PM
It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.
 
2013-01-31 03:06:16 PM

Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.


Betcha when they are older, his inability to hit the crescendo will be a factor in their relationship.
 
2013-01-31 03:08:17 PM

Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.


certainly not normal or a good thing to have done, but the charges were dismissed and he apparently has a happy marriage with her. Its hard to see why he should be fired from his job 17 years later and never having been convicted of a crime.
 
2013-01-31 03:12:11 PM
I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.
 
2013-01-31 03:13:29 PM

rickythepenguin: he began throwing miles of cock at her


This is my new favorite expression and will look for excuses to work it into everyday conversation
 
2013-01-31 03:16:50 PM
I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now
 
2013-01-31 03:30:05 PM

rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.


Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.
 
2013-01-31 03:32:32 PM

Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.


OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...
 
2013-01-31 03:33:53 PM

tlchwi02: Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.

certainly not normal or a good thing to have done, but the charges were dismissed and he apparently has a happy marriage with her. Its hard to see why he should be fired from his job 17 years later and never having been convicted of a crime.


Yeah, I agree.
 
2013-01-31 03:35:41 PM
That would be 'fin'
 
2013-01-31 03:49:03 PM
No worse than Tommy Mattola hopping on Mariah Carey.
 
2013-01-31 03:49:50 PM

Tr0mBoNe: That would be 'fin'


Not in musical notation.
 
2013-01-31 03:50:57 PM

ITGreen: Tr0mBoNe: That would be 'fin'

Not in musical notation.



Begun, the Music Nerd Wars have....
 
2013-01-31 03:51:06 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now


beat me to it.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:41 PM
It's strange how much more sensitive this sort of thing has become. Jerry Lee Lewis married his thirteen year old cousin. Sure, it was a scandal, but if something like that happened now, people would not be satisfied until he was in jail. When Penny Baker was a Playboy centerfold, she was photographed (with her parents permission) when she was seventeen. She was 18 by the time the magazine was on the news stands, but that wouldn't make any difference if something like that were to happen now.

My pretty first cousin was shacked up with some guy in his twenties when she was sixteen. My aunt tried to get the police involved, but when they found out that she was with the guy voluntarily, they wouldn't touch it. This was in Sonoma county in the early 80's. I'm not sure why we've become so sensitive about this sort of thing, and I'm not sure it's a positive development. Doesn't really matter to me; I don't have kids, and I'm not getting near any jail bait.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:42 PM
Fine?!  Doesn't sound fine.  FINE?!

/I know
 
2013-01-31 03:54:19 PM

Repo Man: My pretty first cousin


Pix or GTFO
 
2013-01-31 04:03:54 PM
Came for the coda, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-31 04:10:41 PM
lolbot.net
 
2013-01-31 04:19:23 PM

DAHFreedom: [Shut Up]


You mean tacet.
 
2013-01-31 04:20:29 PM
 he began throwing miles of cock at her

but how many times did he disaster all over her face?
 
2013-01-31 04:21:28 PM

MikeSass: Came for the coda, leaving disappointed.


Don't leave him hanging.  Nobody likes being coda pendent.
 
2013-01-31 04:22:03 PM
thread is useless without pix
 
2013-01-31 04:23:12 PM

rickythepenguin: about nineteen seconds after she turned 18


Well, that's a pretty critical point...
 
2013-01-31 04:23:14 PM

Grapple: Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.

OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...


Yes:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gpcq_deleted-star-wars-sex-scene_ se xy
 
2013-01-31 04:26:25 PM

Repo Man: My pretty first cousin

...

She's only "pretty" first?  Mostly first, but a little second?  I really don't get genealogy sometimes...
 
2013-01-31 04:27:50 PM
 
2013-01-31 04:29:15 PM

treesloth: Repo Man: My pretty first cousin...

She's only "pretty" first?  Mostly first, but a little second?  I really don't get genealogy sometimes...


Heh. "alabama family trees"

//sorry repo man, couldn't help it
 
2013-01-31 05:21:28 PM
You can fire him, but he'll be bach.
 
2013-01-31 05:21:37 PM

lectos: Grapple: Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.

OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...

Yes:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gpcq_deleted-star-wars-sex-scene_ se xy


Ok, that was pretty damn funny.
 
2013-01-31 05:27:09 PM
It's half your age PLUS seven, not minus.
 
2013-01-31 05:28:19 PM

rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.


"Throwing Miles of Cock", sounds like it'd be a good album name.
 
2013-01-31 05:36:27 PM
This is what human resources people do: Fark everybody.

/Do that background check, go ahead.
 
2013-01-31 05:38:26 PM
Sforzando!
Sforzando!
Sforzando!
Sforzando!

(that was only 2 minutes)
 
2013-01-31 05:53:39 PM
This wouldn't have mattered if the father of said 15 year old girl had just taken this 31 year old man who was interested in farking his daughter boating...
Nice waves...some tequila...
Very "Big Pussy"/Sopranos style.
Then, wala...no more 31 year old interested in your daughter.
What's not to like about the idea?
 
rpm
2013-01-31 06:10:34 PM

tlchwi02: Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.

certainly not normal or a good thing to have done, but the charges were dismissed and he apparently has a happy marriage with her. Its hard to see why he should be fired from his job 17 years later and never having been convicted of a crime.



Seventeen years ago, at the age of 31, Dare was sentenced to 60 days in jail and three years probation for lewd or lascivious acts with a 15-year-old student of his at an alternative school
Sounds convicted.
 
2013-01-31 06:33:59 PM

SN1987a goes boom: "Throwing Miles of Cock", sounds like it'd be a good album name.



*ahem*

Dion first met her husband and manager, Rene Angelil in 1980, when she was 12 and he was 38, after she and her mother sent him a demo tape of a song they had written. They began a relationship in 1987, and became engaged in 1991. They married on December 17, 1994, at the Notre-Dame Basilica in Montreal, Quebec. On January 5, 2000, Dion and Angelil renewed their wedding vows in Las Vegas.


so i guess when he started ragdolling that shiat, he was 45 and she about 19.  and had been managing her for 7 years. and by "managing" i mean, COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS.
 
2013-01-31 07:04:50 PM
rickythepenguin: he began throwing miles of cock at her

rickythepenguin: when he started ragdolling that shiat, he was 45 and she about 19



Jesus, RtP, I'm gonna be stealing your commentary right and left.
 
2013-01-31 07:12:53 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now


My Google-fu has failed me. What's the relevance?
 
2013-01-31 07:24:28 PM
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
 
2013-01-31 07:25:28 PM
I feel... proud?... that we've made it this far without anybody using the obvious "playing in A minor" joke.
 
2013-01-31 07:56:04 PM
D minor ... it's the saddest of all keys.
 
2013-01-31 07:56:28 PM

poot_rootbeer: I feel... proud?... that we've made it this far without anybody using the obvious "playing in A minor" joke.


This is Fark, we have standards here.
 
2013-01-31 07:57:12 PM

DAHFreedom: [lolbot.net image 553x425]


That's a half rest in 4/4 time. WHAR REST OF MEASURE????
 
2013-01-31 08:32:48 PM
I can't believe she bought into the whole 'angel of music' routine.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:13 PM

rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.


When I was in boot camp, our female drill sergeant screamed to her female flight "There is about 10 miles of cock on this base and you're not gonna see one inch of it!". If she didn't scare me so much, I would have laughed my ass off.

/My friend in high school had a really young mom, an old dad, and 5 siblings. Mom had her at 16. Pretty tight, happy family.
 
2013-01-31 11:26:46 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now


She couldn't have just used her vibrato?
 
2013-01-31 11:29:19 PM

freetomato: /My friend in high school had a really young mom, an old dad, and 5 siblings. Mom had her at 16. Pretty tight, happy family.


About that...
 
2013-02-01 12:08:43 AM

Repo Man: It's strange how much more sensitive this sort of thing has become. Jerry Lee Lewis married his thirteen year old cousin. Sure, it was a scandal, but if something like that happened now, people would not be satisfied until he was in jail. When Penny Baker was a Playboy centerfold, she was photographed (with her parents permission) when she was seventeen. She was 18 by the time the magazine was on the news stands, but that wouldn't make any difference if something like that were to happen now.

My pretty first cousin was shacked up with some guy in his twenties when she was sixteen. My aunt tried to get the police involved, but when they found out that she was with the guy voluntarily, they wouldn't touch it. This was in Sonoma county in the early 80's. I'm not sure why we've become so sensitive about this sort of thing, and I'm not sure it's a positive development. Doesn't really matter to me; I don't have kids, and I'm not getting near any jail bait.


Did you catch the episode of Cajun Pawn Stars, where Jerry Lee Lewis' cousin/ex-wife sold them Jerry's hair?  I was really surprised how they were star struck over a woman that simply married her much older cousin.  Okay, Jerry could sing, but how does she matter?
 
2013-02-01 12:20:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

I, for one, am outraged (at his "horrible* behavior)!
 
2013-02-01 12:39:14 AM

rickythepenguin: SN1987a goes boom: "Throwing Miles of Cock", sounds like it'd be a good album name.


*ahem*

Dion first met her husband and manager, Rene Angelil in 1980, when she was 12 and he was 38, after she and her mother sent him a demo tape of a song they had written. They began a relationship in 1987, and became engaged in 1991. They married on December 17, 1994, at the Notre-Dame Basilica in Montreal, Quebec. On January 5, 2000, Dion and Angelil renewed their wedding vows in Las Vegas.


so i guess when he started ragdolling that shiat, he was 45 and she about 19.  and had been managing her for 7 years. and by "managing" i mean, COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS.


Sorry, but what does that have to do with my suggestion that "Throwing Miles of Cock" would be a good album name?
 
2013-02-01 01:42:33 AM

tlchwi02: Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.

certainly not normal or a good thing to have done, but the charges were dismissed and he apparently has a happy marriage with her. Its hard to see why he should be fired from his job 17 years later and never having been convicted of a crime.


He was convicted. He did probation and community service. AFAIK he is still listed as a sex offender.  He also lied about his background and made up jobs that didn't exist. None of that mattered, the board knew all that. They fired him because people asked questions and it made the board look bad, so they dumped it all on him.

Symphony boards are truly ridiculous (I'm a symphony musician). The boards are made up of wealthy, non-working wives with little business skill and no musical knowledge who hire people based on how they did at a cocktail party. (They don't hire musicians, only office people and music directors). One orchestra I was in had pretty much the exact  same scenario: they hired some loser without doing so much as a google search (which would have pulled up a DUI, a fight, several firings and some sex stuff).  They canned him when some bad stuff leaked out, not because of the reason they should have: he was laughably unqualified.  As for the guy in the article, the board had no problem with hiring a pedophile with a questionable resume. They only had a problem when they were caught doing it.
 
2013-02-01 02:08:12 AM
Why can't victims of statutory rape retroactively consent when they reach majority and possess adult reasoning to consider the circumstance in hindsight? If she chooses to be married to the perpetrator, continued legal and social consequences directed at him are not exactly beneficial to her.
 
2013-02-01 08:41:31 AM

brobinson2001: TheShavingofOccam123: I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now

My Google-fu has failed me. What's the relevance?


My Google-fu revealed a classical music discussion thread about representations of Hell in music. That piece was recommended. I'm going to listen to it some day but I haven't looked for it yet.
 
2013-02-01 10:14:23 AM
Came so close to finishing this thread without anyone referring to the man in question as a pedophile. He was an idiot, but not a pedophile.
 
2013-02-01 10:29:40 AM
Before somone makes the popular usage argument:

The phrase sour grapes does not refer to jealousy or envy. Nor is it related to being a sore loser. It deals with the rationalization of failure to attain a desired end. In the original fable by Aesop, "The Fox and the Grapes," when the fox realizes he cannot leap high enough to reach the grapes, he rationalizes that even if he had gotten them, they would probably have been sour anyway. Rationalization, that's all sour grapes means. It doesn't mean deal with jealousy or sore losing. Yeah, I know you say, "Well many people are using it that way, so the meaning is changing." And I say, "Well many people are really farkin' stupid too, shall we just adopt all their standards?"

If I were in charge of the networks,
an excerpt from George Carlin's book, Brain Droppings
 
2013-02-01 03:33:10 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: My Google-fu revealed a classical music discussion thread about representations of Hell in music. That piece was recommended. I'm going to listen to it some day but I haven't looked for it yet.


You can find a performance of pretty much everything on YouTube these days, and most of the higher ranked search results are well worth the few minutes it takes to watch them.
 
2013-02-01 04:26:41 PM

Repo Man: Came so close to finishing this thread without anyone referring to the man in question as a pedophile. He was an idiot, but not a pedophile.


Yeah, stupid pedophiles, making a bad name for underage-kid-diddlers everywhere. Just like all those cannibal serial killers ruining it for all the regular serial killers. Jerks.

/don't "clarify" that point. It makes you sound...into it.
 
2013-02-01 05:51:05 PM

Scrotastic Method: Repo Man: Came so close to finishing this thread without anyone referring to the man in question as a pedophile. He was an idiot, but not a pedophile.

Yeah, stupid pedophiles, making a bad name for underage-kid-diddlers everywhere. Just like all those cannibal serial killers ruining it for all the regular serial killers. Jerks.

/don't "clarify" that point. It makes you sound...into it.




People like you are why Latin has to be used for science. Go ahead, use the same word for people with bad judgement (adult males who pursue underaged females who look older) with guys who think there is such a thing as a "sexy" five year old. Those are very different things, and they should have different words used to describe them.

Nice try on conflating anyone who makes a point about accuracy in language in this case with an actual sex offender of any stripe. Fark you.
 
2013-02-01 06:34:08 PM

Repo Man: People like you are why Latin has to be used for science.


Yes, using alanguage that is both universally understood and dead -- meaning, unchanging -- to communicate concepts that must be understood across time and culture sounds like a wonderful idea to me. You don't see it that way?

Go ahead, use the same word for people with bad judgement (adult males who pursue underaged females who look older) with guys who think there is such a thing as a "sexy" five year old. Those are very different things, and they should have different words used to describe them.

Nice try on conflating anyone who makes a point about accuracy in language in this case with an actual sex offender of any stripe. Fark you.


Well, first, it wasn't me that used it, so tell that guy to fark himself, I was just pointing out your creepiness. Second, you have to recognize that to a casual observer, your excitement in stratifying the levels of sex offense will have them wondering why exactly you care so much. Third, a 30-plus-year-old teacher farking his student is not "bad judgement," it is, "a felony," and he knew that. Fourth, you just typed "underaged females who look older" as if it's understandable to go bone 'em, meaning, they're somehow complicit when an adult farks them, or as if that was what happened here, when neither is the case. 

I'll say it again: I'm not equating sex with underage humans with pedophilia. I'm saying, the guy to point it out is farking creepy. Nobody cares about your dedication to "the accuracy of language" when what you're doing is trying to let a kid farker off the hook. For whatever reason you want to defend non-pedo kid farkers: fine. That's you're right. But they're all sex offenders to me, so, don't be in a rush to have their back without everyone else wondering why.

If someone gets drunk and runs over a pregnant woman, we will colloquially call them a murderer, even if they technically committed, say, negligent homicide or manslaughter, etc. If you want to also be the guy saying "wait, wait, he's not a murderer," well, you can be that jackass too.

/don't "clarify" that point. It makes you sound...into it.
//yes that's a repeat slashie. Because that's what you're doing.
 
2013-02-01 09:38:51 PM

Scrotastic Method: Repo Man: People like you are why Latin has to be used for science.

Yes, using alanguage that is both universally understood and dead -- meaning, unchanging -- to communicate concepts that must be understood across time and culture sounds like a wonderful idea to me. You don't see it that way?

Go ahead, use the same word for people with bad judgement (adult males who pursue underaged females who look older) with guys who think there is such a thing as a "sexy" five year old. Those are very different things, and they should have different words used to describe them.

Nice try on conflating anyone who makes a point about accuracy in language in this case with an actual sex offender of any stripe. Fark you.

Well, first, it wasn't me that used it, so tell that guy to fark himself, I was just pointing out your creepiness. Second, you have to recognize that to a casual observer, your excitement in stratifying the levels of sex offense will have them wondering why exactly you care so much. Third, a 30-plus-year-old teacher farking his student is not "bad judgement," it is, "a felony," and he knew that. Fourth, you just typed "underaged females who look older" as if it's understandable to go bone 'em, meaning, they're somehow complicit when an adult farks them, or as if that was what happened here, when neither is the case. 

I'll say it again: I'm not equating sex with underage humans with pedophilia. I'm saying, the guy to point it out is farking creepy. Nobody cares about your dedication to "the accuracy of language" when what you're doing is trying to let a kid farker off the hook. For whatever reason you want to defend non-pedo kid farkers: fine. That's you're right. But they're all sex offenders to me, so, don't be in a rush to have their back without everyone else wondering why.

If someone gets drunk and runs over a pregnant woman, we will colloquially call them a murderer, even if they technically committed, say, negligent homicide or manslaughter, etc. If you ...


And president Obama is a communist. Popular usage has deemed it so.
It must be interesting to live in your world. Any guy who watches the Miss Teen USA pageant is a pedophile. You begin reading One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, but throw the novel away in horror because the character Randle McMurphy had sex with a fifteen year old girl (pedophile!). Turn on the radio, and there's Sting singing about the temptation he faced as a handsome young English teacher in Don't Stand So Close to Me (pedophile!). Stupid people use words incorrectly; really stupid people double down, and defend their incorrect usage when called on it.
 
2013-02-03 12:45:19 PM
Going back to my original point: if someone's farking a kid, we no longer care about the intricacies of language. You rushing to "clarify" the crime for us only makes you seem sympathetic.

Repo Man: Any guy who watches the Miss Teen USA pageant is a pedophile. You begin reading One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, but throw the novel away in horror because the character Randle McMurphy had sex with a fifteen year old girl (pedophile!). Turn on the radio, and there's Sting singing about the temptation he faced as a handsome young English teacher in Don't Stand So Close to Me (pedophile!).

...and if you can't distinguish between temptation and action, or real life from art, then you're too farking stupid to argue with.
 
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