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(NJ.com)   Larghissimo: Symphony fires CEO. Accelerando: After 11 days. Più mosso: For lewd or lascivious acts with a 15-year-old girl seventeen years ago. Molto trionfante: Who later became and remains his wife. Fine   (nj.com) divider line 66
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2013-01-31 01:44:33 PM
 BRAVO!! BRAVISSIMO!!!
 
2013-01-31 01:49:41 PM
We doan appreeseeate that there high falutin' fancy-boy talk in this heer neck of the woods, boy.
 
2013-01-31 03:00:41 PM
So the name "Dick Dare" wasn't enough of a warning?
 
2013-01-31 03:00:45 PM
Encore!

+1
 
2013-01-31 03:01:35 PM
It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.
 
2013-01-31 03:06:16 PM

Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.


Betcha when they are older, his inability to hit the crescendo will be a factor in their relationship.
 
2013-01-31 03:08:17 PM

Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.


certainly not normal or a good thing to have done, but the charges were dismissed and he apparently has a happy marriage with her. Its hard to see why he should be fired from his job 17 years later and never having been convicted of a crime.
 
2013-01-31 03:12:11 PM
I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.
 
2013-01-31 03:13:29 PM

rickythepenguin: he began throwing miles of cock at her


This is my new favorite expression and will look for excuses to work it into everyday conversation
 
2013-01-31 03:16:50 PM
I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now
 
2013-01-31 03:30:05 PM

rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.


Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.
 
2013-01-31 03:32:32 PM

Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.


OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...
 
2013-01-31 03:33:53 PM

tlchwi02: Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.

certainly not normal or a good thing to have done, but the charges were dismissed and he apparently has a happy marriage with her. Its hard to see why he should be fired from his job 17 years later and never having been convicted of a crime.


Yeah, I agree.
 
2013-01-31 03:35:41 PM
That would be 'fin'
 
2013-01-31 03:49:03 PM
No worse than Tommy Mattola hopping on Mariah Carey.
 
2013-01-31 03:49:50 PM

Tr0mBoNe: That would be 'fin'


Not in musical notation.
 
2013-01-31 03:50:57 PM

ITGreen: Tr0mBoNe: That would be 'fin'

Not in musical notation.



Begun, the Music Nerd Wars have....
 
2013-01-31 03:51:06 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now


beat me to it.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:41 PM
It's strange how much more sensitive this sort of thing has become. Jerry Lee Lewis married his thirteen year old cousin. Sure, it was a scandal, but if something like that happened now, people would not be satisfied until he was in jail. When Penny Baker was a Playboy centerfold, she was photographed (with her parents permission) when she was seventeen. She was 18 by the time the magazine was on the news stands, but that wouldn't make any difference if something like that were to happen now.

My pretty first cousin was shacked up with some guy in his twenties when she was sixteen. My aunt tried to get the police involved, but when they found out that she was with the guy voluntarily, they wouldn't touch it. This was in Sonoma county in the early 80's. I'm not sure why we've become so sensitive about this sort of thing, and I'm not sure it's a positive development. Doesn't really matter to me; I don't have kids, and I'm not getting near any jail bait.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:42 PM
Fine?!  Doesn't sound fine.  FINE?!

/I know
 
2013-01-31 03:54:19 PM

Repo Man: My pretty first cousin


Pix or GTFO
 
2013-01-31 04:03:54 PM
Came for the coda, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-31 04:10:41 PM
lolbot.net
 
2013-01-31 04:19:23 PM

DAHFreedom: [Shut Up]


You mean tacet.
 
2013-01-31 04:20:29 PM
 he began throwing miles of cock at her

but how many times did he disaster all over her face?
 
2013-01-31 04:21:28 PM

MikeSass: Came for the coda, leaving disappointed.


Don't leave him hanging.  Nobody likes being coda pendent.
 
2013-01-31 04:22:03 PM
thread is useless without pix
 
2013-01-31 04:23:12 PM

rickythepenguin: about nineteen seconds after she turned 18


Well, that's a pretty critical point...
 
2013-01-31 04:23:14 PM

Grapple: Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.

OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...


Yes:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gpcq_deleted-star-wars-sex-scene_ se xy
 
2013-01-31 04:26:25 PM

Repo Man: My pretty first cousin

...

She's only "pretty" first?  Mostly first, but a little second?  I really don't get genealogy sometimes...
 
2013-01-31 04:27:50 PM
 
2013-01-31 04:29:15 PM

treesloth: Repo Man: My pretty first cousin...

She's only "pretty" first?  Mostly first, but a little second?  I really don't get genealogy sometimes...


Heh. "alabama family trees"

//sorry repo man, couldn't help it
 
2013-01-31 05:21:28 PM
You can fire him, but he'll be bach.
 
2013-01-31 05:21:37 PM

lectos: Grapple: Decillion: rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.

Yeah, basically she was indoctrinated into a cult of 2. One master, one apprentice. Hmmm... sounds familiar.

OMG, does that mean Anakin Skywalker was catching for the Dark Lord?  This changes my outlook on the movies a great deal...

Yes:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gpcq_deleted-star-wars-sex-scene_ se xy


Ok, that was pretty damn funny.
 
2013-01-31 05:27:09 PM
It's half your age PLUS seven, not minus.
 
2013-01-31 05:28:19 PM

rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.


"Throwing Miles of Cock", sounds like it'd be a good album name.
 
2013-01-31 05:36:27 PM
This is what human resources people do: Fark everybody.

/Do that background check, go ahead.
 
2013-01-31 05:38:26 PM
Sforzando!
Sforzando!
Sforzando!
Sforzando!

(that was only 2 minutes)
 
2013-01-31 05:53:39 PM
This wouldn't have mattered if the father of said 15 year old girl had just taken this 31 year old man who was interested in farking his daughter boating...
Nice waves...some tequila...
Very "Big Pussy"/Sopranos style.
Then, wala...no more 31 year old interested in your daughter.
What's not to like about the idea?
 
rpm
2013-01-31 06:10:34 PM

tlchwi02: Scrotastic Method: It doesn't sound so bad now, with time...but dude, he was a 31-year-old teacher banging a 15-year-old student. Yikes.

certainly not normal or a good thing to have done, but the charges were dismissed and he apparently has a happy marriage with her. Its hard to see why he should be fired from his job 17 years later and never having been convicted of a crime.



Seventeen years ago, at the age of 31, Dare was sentenced to 60 days in jail and three years probation for lewd or lascivious acts with a 15-year-old student of his at an alternative school
Sounds convicted.
 
2013-01-31 06:33:59 PM

SN1987a goes boom: "Throwing Miles of Cock", sounds like it'd be a good album name.



*ahem*

Dion first met her husband and manager, Rene Angelil in 1980, when she was 12 and he was 38, after she and her mother sent him a demo tape of a song they had written. They began a relationship in 1987, and became engaged in 1991. They married on December 17, 1994, at the Notre-Dame Basilica in Montreal, Quebec. On January 5, 2000, Dion and Angelil renewed their wedding vows in Las Vegas.


so i guess when he started ragdolling that shiat, he was 45 and she about 19.  and had been managing her for 7 years. and by "managing" i mean, COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS.
 
2013-01-31 07:04:50 PM
rickythepenguin: he began throwing miles of cock at her

rickythepenguin: when he started ragdolling that shiat, he was 45 and she about 19



Jesus, RtP, I'm gonna be stealing your commentary right and left.
 
2013-01-31 07:12:53 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I heard she liked the pianissimo.

/Could someone fire up the 5th movement of Edward MacDowell's First Modern Suite Op. 10? Imma gonna need it where I'm headed now


My Google-fu has failed me. What's the relevance?
 
2013-01-31 07:24:28 PM
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
 
2013-01-31 07:25:28 PM
I feel... proud?... that we've made it this far without anybody using the obvious "playing in A minor" joke.
 
2013-01-31 07:56:04 PM
D minor ... it's the saddest of all keys.
 
2013-01-31 07:56:28 PM

poot_rootbeer: I feel... proud?... that we've made it this far without anybody using the obvious "playing in A minor" joke.


This is Fark, we have standards here.
 
2013-01-31 07:57:12 PM

DAHFreedom: [lolbot.net image 553x425]


That's a half rest in 4/4 time. WHAR REST OF MEASURE????
 
2013-01-31 08:32:48 PM
I can't believe she bought into the whole 'angel of music' routine.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:13 PM

rickythepenguin: I'm ashamed that i know this, but this is what happened to Celine Dion.  Her creepy "manager" started representing her when she was like, 12 or some shiat, and then about nineteen seconds after she turned 18 he began throwing miles of cock at her.  and they've been married for like 20 years.


When I was in boot camp, our female drill sergeant screamed to her female flight "There is about 10 miles of cock on this base and you're not gonna see one inch of it!". If she didn't scare me so much, I would have laughed my ass off.

/My friend in high school had a really young mom, an old dad, and 5 siblings. Mom had her at 16. Pretty tight, happy family.
 
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