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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Officer: "Let me help you up, sir." Drunk idiot: "Let me try to punch you in the face, officer"   (postandcourier.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-31 11:37:24 AM
No good deed goes unpunished.
 
2013-01-31 11:37:57 AM
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!
 
2013-01-31 11:40:15 AM
At least he didn't kick him in the nutz.....
 
2013-01-31 11:41:30 AM
That's the cop's side of the story anyway.

Also, this sounds like the first verse to "Who are you?"
 
2013-01-31 12:03:01 PM
Newsflash: Drunk people will often lash out at strangers without provocation.

Cannabis, meanwhile, is totally illegal for some reason.
 
2013-01-31 12:12:38 PM
My standard statement: "Welcome to SC, where our chief export is embarrassing news."

However, this one is even more local as I can see his apartment complex from my desk.  Super!
 
2013-01-31 12:15:17 PM
Well, the cop had probably tased an elderly woman or killed someone's dog on a wrong-address-no-knock warrant, so he probably deserved it.
 
2013-01-31 12:16:47 PM

factoryconnection: My standard statement: "Welcome to SC, where our chief export is embarrassing news."

However, this one is even more local as I can see his apartment complex from my desk.  Super!


Welcome to Ohio, where our chief export is crippling depression.
 
2013-01-31 12:17:02 PM
Looks like Drew in the mugshot.
 
2013-01-31 12:37:41 PM
Alcohol is a heckuva drug.
 
2013-01-31 12:44:17 PM

cgraves67: That's the cop's side of the story anyway.

Also, this sounds like the first verse to "Who are you?"


Only 4 posts in before the cop hate starts.
I'm surprised this wasn't posted with the Hero tag.
 
2013-01-31 12:49:46 PM

ChipNASA: At least he didn't kick him in the nutz.....


I somehow visualized a Tom Brady slide kick to the grapes.
 
2013-01-31 12:58:45 PM

Begoggle: cgraves67: That's the cop's side of the story anyway.

Also, this sounds like the first verse to "Who are you?"

Only 4 posts in before the cop hate starts.
I'm surprised this wasn't posted with the Hero tag.


Call it skepticism.
 
2013-01-31 01:09:19 PM

cgraves67: Begoggle: cgraves67: That's the cop's side of the story anyway.

Also, this sounds like the first verse to "Who are you?"

Only 4 posts in before the cop hate starts.
I'm surprised this wasn't posted with the Hero tag.

Call it skepticism.


I'd rather just call it pathetic.
 
2013-01-31 01:22:26 PM

factoryconnection: My standard statement: "Welcome to SC, where our chief export is embarrassing news."

However, this one is even more local as I can see his apartment complex from my desk.  Super!


Hi local charleston person !
 
2013-01-31 01:43:14 PM
Powell asked Bonner to sit down and to wait as a taxi was called. But Bonner stood and soon fell into a nearby flowerpot, Powell wrote.

I think we all agree that you shouldn't get drunk and try to hit a cop. "Don't hit people" is basically the first rule of drinking etiquette.

But there's no way in hell the cops were going to call this guy a cab. That's just a stupid, obvious lie. It bothers me that police basically write stupid, obvious lies in their reports.
 
2013-01-31 02:25:43 PM
The drunk guy just lacked proper training for that particular situation. He has been put on paid administrative leave for three weeks.
 
2013-01-31 02:26:04 PM
"A magistrate set his bail on the three charges at $1,824"

Nice round number....magistrate a big fan of http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupt_Bargain#Election_of_1824 I suppose...

/Couldn't find anything else interesting enough from that year :(
 
2013-01-31 02:55:05 PM
that was exactly what i expected it to be. weird.
 
2013-01-31 03:11:25 PM
At least the moonshiners are ok.

Well, off season, I guess.
 
2013-01-31 03:29:20 PM
There's no way this is true. The cop must have been trying to shoot his dog or confiscate his weed, maaaan.
 
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