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(Yahoo)   Virginia contemplating dropping the law against cohabitation of unmarried people, may even start jury trials in place of seeing if suspected criminals float when tossed into water   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 73
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2013-01-31 02:31:50 PM  

monoski: Sex with first cousins still okay in VA


I had more than a couple first cousins that I wanted to have sex with
 
2013-01-31 02:31:55 PM  

gabba2: In VA, they don't investigate or do an autopsy on someone if they die in their own house.  I assumed like most states that they would, but no.  My Dad died and was creamated and it would have been nice to know exactly what he died from, and not just "some kind of heart attack".  Damn backwards-ass hillbilly state.


Sorry about your dad. My grandfather was half-and-half-enated when he passed, against his wishes but we felt his diet had run its course.
 
2013-01-31 02:32:13 PM  

KatjaMouse: theknuckler_33: KatjaMouse: his wider'd sister.

*blink**blink*

I was trying to be folksy with the word widowed... I see my error now.


Yeah, I was wondering if you meant she was pregnant...

/ bet plenty of VA  LEOs can't even spell lood or lassivius
 
2013-01-31 02:35:26 PM  
Does this mean we don't have to wear an onion on our belt when visiting Virginia?
 
2013-01-31 02:49:22 PM  

monoski: Sex with first cousins still okay in VA


But not in public.
 
2013-01-31 03:20:42 PM  
I live with my bestest pal in VA
nice house
raising a happy 200lbs dog
together we're 12'7 and 500 pounds

...I think I had a point, but now I'm picturing the horrid golem we would make
 
2013-01-31 03:28:13 PM  

the801: "My boyfriend and I have been cohabitating. In a romantic way. I'm talking penises in all orifices here, and sleeping in the same bed and mixing our laundry and everything."


Arson, Murder, Jaywalking
 
2013-01-31 03:52:18 PM  
FTFA: However, as recently as the 1990s, prosecutors attempted to use the law to take away a day care license from a childcare provider. Darlene K. Davis, 73, told the Post a state inspector attempted to take away her day care license after learning that Davis had been living with her boyfriend for 16 years. "She said, 'You live in sin,'" Davis said.

 www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-01-31 03:59:45 PM  
www.roundtree7.com
 
2013-01-31 04:00:02 PM  

KatjaMouse: SevenizGud: Maybe subby thinks Virginia is a city in Massachusetts.

Seriously. We're the state that forced the Supreme Court once and for all to decide on whether or not mixed race couples could marry and live with one another. Spoiler alert: Virginia lost that decision.


and of course.. the name of that trial...

Virginia vs. Loving.
 
2013-01-31 04:18:04 PM  

KatjaMouse: tentaculistic: I don't think NOVAns would at all mind not being saddled with the rest of Virginia... although the mountains ARE pretty. I think the rest of Virginia would miss NOVA though -- without NOVA, who would pay for those beautiful smooth roads that all Virginians get as a god-given right... except those of us paying most of the taxes?
/Not that I'm bitter that I literally broke my car on potholes in NOVA
//That was 10 years ago - that same stretch of road is still just as bad
///I sigh in nostalgia for the gorgeous roads in poor rural Virginia

There's a new controversy about building a new Toll Road along side 64 in Hampton Roads. Now, I know that area is a disaster when it comes to driving and that 64 is utterly burdened and that they deserve to have more than one point of entry/exit to the shore. However the billions being sunk into that project seems to be pissing everyone north of Fredericksburg off. Don't even get me started on the cluster f*ck that's Tysons Corner now.


Don't forget about the toll plaza they want to build near Elkhart on I-95.. They want to get all the people passing through Virginia north or south bound to pay, but made sure that it was south enough from Richmond and the DC commuters that t wouldn't piss offimpact the NOVA's and the people that commute to DC.

don't get me started on the the govs plan for eliminating the fuel tax. replacing it with a increase in the general sales tax, and charging electric and hybrid vehicle drivers $100 a year to register their vehicles.
 
2013-01-31 04:22:56 PM  
Progress? In my Virginia? It's less likely than you think.

This is a place which is choked by a cancer which cannot die. Do not come here. Do not work here. Do not live here. Virginia is for zombies.
 
2013-01-31 04:24:39 PM  

KatjaMouse: Oh, something fun I learned in college, most areas in VA still have laws on the books that more than 2 or 3 women cannot live together alone because it would constitute as a brothel. Unless they had a House a Mother. But wouldn't that make it worse? Anyway, my sister found out that one .

KatjaMouse: Virginia isn't really that Bat Guano Crazy or the home of weird news like Florida.



So unmarried couples cant live together, 3 women can't live together because they're somehow automatically whores, and VA isn't crazy? Sounds like some redneck bullshiat going on out there to me.

Are you also one of the states where the rednecks clamor for their right to marry 16 year old girls?
 
2013-01-31 04:30:12 PM  
At the glacial pace of getting these laws repealed in about 100 years you might be able to go full anal in Virginia.
 
2013-01-31 04:36:25 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: KatjaMouse: tentaculistic: I don't think NOVAns would at all mind not being saddled with the rest of Virginia... although the mountains ARE pretty. I think the rest of Virginia would miss NOVA though -- without NOVA, who would pay for those beautiful smooth roads that all Virginians get as a god-given right... except those of us paying most of the taxes?
/Not that I'm bitter that I literally broke my car on potholes in NOVA
//That was 10 years ago - that same stretch of road is still just as bad
///I sigh in nostalgia for the gorgeous roads in poor rural Virginia

There's a new controversy about building a new Toll Road along side 64 in Hampton Roads. Now, I know that area is a disaster when it comes to driving and that 64 is utterly burdened and that they deserve to have more than one point of entry/exit to the shore. However the billions being sunk into that project seems to be pissing everyone north of Fredericksburg off. Don't even get me started on the cluster f*ck that's Tysons Corner now.

Don't forget about the toll plaza they want to build near Elkhart on I-95.. They want to get all the people passing through Virginia north or south bound to pay, but made sure that it was south enough from Richmond and the DC commuters that t wouldn't piss offimpact the NOVA's and the people that commute to DC.

don't get me started on the the govs plan for eliminating the fuel tax. replacing it with a increase in the general sales tax, and charging electric and hybrid vehicle drivers $100 a year to register their vehicles.


Eh they should eliminate the gas tax and just replace it with tolls along 95 and 66.  That will never happen though as people hate paying what their fair share is.

Heck give VA residents with EZ pass tags heavy discounts....
 
2013-01-31 04:42:18 PM  

D_Evans45: Are you also one of the states where the rednecks clamor for their right to marry 16 year old girls?


I knew off the top of my head that the age of consent in VA is 18 but I did look up the marriageable age just now... yeah, it's 12. But so long as the parents consent. WTF.
 
2013-01-31 04:54:05 PM  

KatjaMouse: dj1s: So, now can we have a Virginia tag?  'cause this place is Bat shiat Crazy if there ever was such a place.  The good news is that we are about to export our BSC governor to the rest of the country...enjoy, and...you're welcome.

Virginia isn't really that Bat Guano Crazy or the home of weird news like Florida. We also are afforded the good fortune of having some of the best institutions in the country and one of the most educated cluster of districts in the country to dilute the amount of "Hold my beer and watch this" populations in the state. However, what we do have are crazy conservative politicians who shame us but I don't consider it enough to denote our own tag. Even if we did end up mailing crocheted vaginas to our state legislature. (Might be NSFW if your cube mate has a stick up their tush)


Holy shiat. I wish I'd known about that sooner, I love naughty crafting!

/no such thing as NSFW where I work luckily... my boss has a vagina handpuppet on her desk...
 
2013-01-31 05:17:32 PM  

KatjaMouse: tentaculistic: I don't think NOVAns would at all mind not being saddled with the rest of Virginia... although the mountains ARE pretty. I think the rest of Virginia would miss NOVA though -- without NOVA, who would pay for those beautiful smooth roads that all Virginians get as a god-given right... except those of us paying most of the taxes?
/Not that I'm bitter that I literally broke my car on potholes in NOVA
//That was 10 years ago - that same stretch of road is still just as bad
///I sigh in nostalgia for the gorgeous roads in poor rural Virginia

There's a new controversy about building a new Toll Road along side 64 in Hampton Roads. Now, I know that area is a disaster when it comes to driving and that 64 is utterly burdened and that they deserve to have more than one point of entry/exit to the shore. However the billions being sunk into that project seems to be pissing everyone north of Fredericksburg off. Don't even get me started on the cluster f*ck that's Tysons Corner now.


The entirety of Hampton Roads is a cesspool for driving conditions.  Every single route is congested, and what used to be a quick 20 minute drive, now takes an hour or more at times.  It's farking ridiculous.  I'm not even sure that cohabitation law has been enforced for years, and much like any other silly law like this, it's been repealed in many other states.  Virginia just seems to lag behind most of the other ones in these cases by a few years.

The biggest hold back for Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Chesapeake, and the other cities that make up Hampton Roads is CBN and Pat Robertson.  I really wish that farker would die soon.  Or at the very least have his lips sewn shut and then have him locked away somewhere where he can't do any more damage. If it wasn't for them we more than likely wouldn't have this cohabitation law still on the books.  Along with the ton of other stupid laws like it.
 
2013-01-31 05:41:23 PM  

GoodOmens: Cerebral Knievel: KatjaMouse: tentaculistic: I don't think NOVAns would at all mind not being saddled with the rest of Virginia... although the mountains ARE pretty. I think the rest of Virginia would miss NOVA though -- without NOVA, who would pay for those beautiful smooth roads that all Virginians get as a god-given right... except those of us paying most of the taxes?
/Not that I'm bitter that I literally broke my car on potholes in NOVA
//That was 10 years ago - that same stretch of road is still just as bad
///I sigh in nostalgia for the gorgeous roads in poor rural Virginia

There's a new controversy about building a new Toll Road along side 64 in Hampton Roads. Now, I know that area is a disaster when it comes to driving and that 64 is utterly burdened and that they deserve to have more than one point of entry/exit to the shore. However the billions being sunk into that project seems to be pissing everyone north of Fredericksburg off. Don't even get me started on the cluster f*ck that's Tysons Corner now.

Don't forget about the toll plaza they want to build near Elkhart on I-95.. They want to get all the people passing through Virginia north or south bound to pay, but made sure that it was south enough from Richmond and the DC commuters that t wouldn't piss offimpact the NOVA's and the people that commute to DC.

don't get me started on the the govs plan for eliminating the fuel tax. replacing it with a increase in the general sales tax, and charging electric and hybrid vehicle drivers $100 a year to register their vehicles.

Eh they should eliminate the gas tax and just replace it with tolls along 95 and 66.  That will never happen though as people hate paying what their fair share is.

Heck give VA residents with EZ pass tags heavy discounts....


that thing about paying fair share and never happening? yeah...

There is no way in the name of the great unholy horned horror that would give even residents a discount on anything. And for the proposed sales tax/gas tax thing.. is that it benefits Heavy and non-fuel efficient vehicles.. not much of a complaint from me in that regard as I do have the obligatory. seemingly state issued full sized pick up truck ( I inherited it). But the idea about Having the EV and HB vehicles incur a higher registration fee is because they are lighter, and don't pay as much for gas (tax wise) than the heavier vehicles. it's meant to off set the gas tax revenue lost via their very nature, but, what is the point if they want to get rid of the gas tax anyways?
 
2013-01-31 07:56:54 PM  

KatjaMouse: D_Evans45: Are you also one of the states where the rednecks clamor for their right to marry 16 year old girls?

I knew off the top of my head that the age of consent in VA is 18 but I did look up the marriageable age just now... yeah, it's 12. But so long as the parents consent. WTF.


Katja! My fellow Vienna Farker!

This little town sucks...and so does the rest of NoVA lol.

But you really have to live in the area in order to truly understand why NoVA is so different from the rest of Virginia lol.

But yeah, with all the farking taxes we pay for road shiat, this area is always the last to see any of it.
 
2013-01-31 10:00:45 PM  

KatjaMouse: Squawky: Virginia must have a lot of studio and 1-bedroom apartments if having room mates is against the law.

Oh, something fun I learned in college, most areas in VA still have laws on the books that more than 2 or 3 women cannot live together alone because it would constitute as a brothel. Unless they had a House a Mother. But wouldn't that make it worse?

Anyway, my sister found out that one when she and some girlfriends tried renting a house together and were unlucky enough to find a landlord who actually cited this law as to not rent to them.


Ahem. http://www.snopes.com/college/halls/brothel.asp

Yeah... it's bullshiat. Sorry :)
 
2013-02-01 10:27:15 PM  

SevenizGud: Maybe subby thinks Virginia is a city in Massachusetts.


No, there is an area around here called "Witchduck." But see, it wasn't always called that. The original name was "Witch Dunk." Betcha can guess why they called it that.
 
2013-02-02 12:58:14 AM  
Very tiny rocks?
 
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