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2013-01-31 01:06:06 PM  
I can't believe the jerk just stood there filming instead of helping the poor cat.
 
2013-01-31 01:46:34 PM  
Looked like momma came over to make sure they weren't being too bad and hurting the cat.
 
2013-01-31 03:18:00 PM  
Now I have diabetes.
 
2013-01-31 03:18:33 PM  
That was a really good-natured cat. Most cats would have either bolted, or commenced a glorious slaughter.
 
2013-01-31 03:21:40 PM  

TheCenturion: That was a really good-natured cat. Most cats would have either bolted, or commenced a glorious slaughter.


No kidding.  I was waiting for the cat to go into Death Blossom mode.
 
2013-01-31 03:25:43 PM  
Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat. I had a friend who had a couple "good-natured" dogs that ganged up on their cat one day out of the blue and killed it. He went outside for a few minutes to work on the yard, heard a commotion, came in and found the cat in the back of the hallway flopping around like a dying fish because they'd cornered it and broke its back.

"Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".
 
2013-01-31 03:37:57 PM  
You're a monster for posting that. *alert*
 
2013-01-31 03:56:48 PM  
At 30 sec, the cat tells the puppies: ENOUGH.

A few sec later the claws are coming out, and the puppies back away. Even the more stupid ones. Few secs away from rightous slaughter indeed. The presence of the stupid hooman holding the camera saved the puppies.
 
2013-01-31 03:58:41 PM  
You could tell that cat's patience was about done towards the end of that video. He was starting to swat and snap at the pups, so I figured if he couldn't have gotten away by jumping on the box he was going to open up a can of
whoop-ass on them really soon. Then you'd have seen a bunch of little yelping pups running in all directions from that cat.

/unless the cat was declawed
 
2013-01-31 03:59:55 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat. I had a friend who had a couple "good-natured" dogs that ganged up on their cat one day out of the blue and killed it. He went outside for a few minutes to work on the yard, heard a commotion, came in and found the cat in the back of the hallway flopping around like a dying fish because they'd cornered it and broke its back.

"Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".


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2013-01-31 04:10:07 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat. I had a friend who had a couple "good-natured" dogs that ganged up on their cat one day out of the blue and killed it. He went outside for a few minutes to work on the yard, heard a commotion, came in and found the cat in the back of the hallway flopping around like a dying fish because they'd cornered it and broke its back.

"Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".


Happened to my friend. We were having coffee and we heard a commotion under the house. Turns out the dog, who had been living in harmony with the cat for years, had cornered it and mauled it. I love dogs and tend to strongly dislike cats, but now I can't even look at his dog without thinking about that.
 
2013-01-31 04:17:29 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: "Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".


Nope, playing is playing and killing is killing

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2013-01-31 04:21:07 PM  
ENOUGH!

I don't know how these horrible videos keep getting on to the site, but if the mods don't clean up the video tab soon I will pay my $5 for a Total Fark account and then demand a refund.
 
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2013-01-31 04:21:55 PM  
NSFW!!  Subby, you heartless bastard.
 
2013-01-31 04:23:56 PM  
Come on Subby!
That's just wrong. So, sick. So, wrong.
 
2013-01-31 04:33:32 PM  
Looks like a zerg rush
 
2013-01-31 04:48:08 PM  
The flourish at the end says the cat has lost many lives doing that.
 
2013-01-31 04:49:57 PM  
Jesus!  Bad subby!  I threw up.
 
2013-01-31 04:56:20 PM  
My God. The blood. All that blood.
 
2013-01-31 05:05:18 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Now I have diabetes.


That gave my cancer the diabetes
 
2013-01-31 05:05:56 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat.


They're Westies.  When they're full grown, they'll be between 15 and 20 pounds. And, if they're like the majority of dogs, they will never learn how to hurt anything more dangerous than a stuffed squirrel.

That cat will always be a bigger, badder, meaner killing machine than they will ever dream of being.
 
2013-01-31 06:06:20 PM  
Just wait until the cat's friends see this video. The taunting will be so harsh, he'll go home and kill a puppy or two just to get some cred back.
 
2013-01-31 06:49:59 PM  

TheCenturion: That was a really good-natured cat. Most cats would have either bolted, or commenced a glorious slaughter.


Especially since it's a bengal cat, which have a little bit of wild blood in them.  Mine looks quite a bit like that, and if those dogs had tried to do that to her she'd have mauled them to bits.
 
2013-01-31 07:10:45 PM  
I'm a lifelong cat lover/owner. That cat was barely even annoyed until close to the end of the video. He could shred the living shiat out of all those puppies in under 30 seconds if he chose to. Cats are small but don't ever underestimate their ability to defend themselves. They only play one game their entire lives, and that game is hunting and killing other things. Stupid bouncy goofy puppies wouldn't have a chance with a really angry adult cat, their eyes and noses would be laid bare.
 
2013-01-31 07:16:48 PM  
Those weren't playful bites. Soon as those jaws get stronger you have a problem.
 
2013-01-31 07:21:10 PM  

Soulcatcher: I'm a lifelong cat lover/owner. That cat was barely even annoyed until close to the end of the video. He could shred the living shiat out of all those puppies in under 30 seconds if he chose to. Cats are small but don't ever underestimate their ability to defend themselves. They only play one game their entire lives, and that game is hunting and killing other things. Stupid bouncy goofy puppies wouldn't have a chance with a really angry adult cat, their eyes and noses would be laid bare.


Wow! So cats are so awesome that a fully grown one could successfully defend itself against a group of puppies? That's amazing.

Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog. I expect it will go something like this:

NicoFinn: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat. I had a friend who had a couple "good-natured" dogs that ganged up on their cat one day out of the blue and killed it. He went outside for a few minutes to work on the yard, heard a commotion, came in and found the cat in the back of the hallway flopping around like a dying fish because they'd cornered it and broke its back.

"Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".

Happened to my friend. We were having coffee and we heard a commotion under the house. Turns out the dog, who had been living in harmony with the cat for years, had cornered it and mauled it. I love dogs and tend to strongly dislike cats, but now I can't even look at his dog without thinking about that.

 
2013-01-31 07:33:20 PM  

NicoFinn: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat. I had a friend who had a couple "good-natured" dogs that ganged up on their cat one day out of the blue and killed it. He went outside for a few minutes to work on the yard, heard a commotion, came in and found the cat in the back of the hallway flopping around like a dying fish because they'd cornered it and broke its back.

"Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".

Happened to my friend. We were having coffee and we heard a commotion under the house. Turns out the dog, who had been living in harmony with the cat for years, had cornered it and mauled it. I love dogs and tend to strongly dislike cats, but now I can't even look at his dog without thinking about that.


What breed dogs?
 
2013-01-31 07:39:18 PM  
Wow, placid cat. I had a cat when I was a kid named Grey, the Dragonslayer... my mom named her.
Grey was an accomplished murderess, birds, squirrels, rabbits, basically anything smaller than her.
When she was a kitten a big black lab a neighbour owned decided to come sniff her stomach while
Grey was sunbathing. The dog ended up with an enraged kitten stuck to her nose by all 4 paws,
gnawing the poor dog's nose. The dog, named Bear tried to whack the kitten off with his paws,
tried scraping her off on the ground to no avail. He meekly went home with the kitten still attached
to his face. It took my mom and Bear's owner to get Grey off Bear's face.

/after she had kittens she went REALLY nuts
// removed a different dog's face for barking at her kittens
 
2013-01-31 07:58:23 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat. I had a friend who had a couple "good-natured" dogs that ganged up on their cat one day out of the blue and killed it. He went outside for a few minutes to work on the yard, heard a commotion, came in and found the cat in the back of the hallway flopping around like a dying fish because they'd cornered it and broke its back.

"Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".


And if that happened, those dogs would be going out Old Yeller style.

Only I'd be crying for my cat.
 
2013-01-31 07:59:20 PM  
Incidentally, that cat seemed alright until the dogs started biting his nuts.
 
2013-01-31 08:07:59 PM  

TheCenturion: That was a really good-natured cat. Most cats would have either bolted, or commenced a glorious slaughter.


Agreed.

puffy999: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Actually, some day they'll probably kill that cat. I had a friend who had a couple "good-natured" dogs that ganged up on their cat one day out of the blue and killed it. He went outside for a few minutes to work on the yard, heard a commotion, came in and found the cat in the back of the hallway flopping around like a dying fish because they'd cornered it and broke its back.

"Playing" in the animal world is just another word for "practicing killing".

And if that happened, those dogs would be going out Old Yeller style.

Only I'd be crying for my cat.


Yeah, I don't think I'd be able to keep a dog that had killed a cat.
 
2013-01-31 08:35:05 PM  

AbiNormal: Looks like a zerg rush


Wow, that's weird.
 
2013-01-31 08:40:30 PM  

AbiNormal: Looks like a zerg rush


The heck?
 
2013-01-31 09:01:52 PM  
You are one sick fark, subby.

Zerg rush?
Interesting.
 
2013-01-31 10:39:49 PM  

Iplaybass: Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog. I expect it will go something like this:


MY PET CAN BEAT UP YOUR PET
 
2013-01-31 10:52:40 PM  
These still aren't funny.  They weren't the first time, either.

Sorry, none of you have a sense of humor.
 
2013-01-31 10:57:36 PM  

wattimus: These still aren't funny.  They weren't the first time, either.

Sorry, none of you have a sense of humor.


And yet....YOU CLICKED ON IT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

//not subby
 
2013-01-31 11:46:56 PM  
I like this old one. The cat yowls at the human as if to say, "WTF you doin' to me here?"

Link
 
2013-01-31 11:51:09 PM  

AbiNormal: Looks like a zerg rush


*Shakes fist*

/you got me
 
2013-02-01 01:16:03 AM  

wattimus: These still aren't funny.  They weren't the first time, either.

Sorry, none of you have a sense of humor.


You're not funny.


\you're not the time Kent, you're not the time.
 
2013-02-01 07:34:18 AM  

Iplaybass: Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog.


I prefer fights in the same weight division. Your doggie against a cougar would be more entertaining.

There's a reason dogs are pack animals: They can't go it alone.
 
2013-02-01 10:50:27 AM  
Watching the folks who are fighting over cats vs dogs is amusing. It almost looks like a PC vs Mac rivalry.
 
2013-02-01 12:35:54 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Iplaybass: Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog.

I prefer fights in the same weight division. Your doggie against a cougar would be more entertaining.

There's a reason dogs are pack animals: They can't go it alone.


A cougar is overkill, even a bobcat would probably fark up all but the biggest and toughest dogs.
 
2013-02-01 12:59:03 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: J. Frank Parnell: Iplaybass: Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog.

I prefer fights in the same weight division. Your doggie against a cougar would be more entertaining.

There's a reason dogs are pack animals: They can't go it alone.

A cougar is overkill, even a bobcat would probably fark up all but the biggest and toughest dogs.



Sorry, disagree.  Dogs are better at a straight up fight.

All a dog's muscles and violent bits are pointed forward.  Their jaw strength is incredible.  To put it in geek terms, all their resource points are devoted to forward combat.

Cats are multi-directional.  They can outjump, outstalk, and (solo) outhunt a dog.  But their resource points are spread around.  They simply don't have an attack that can do the kind of damage a dog bite can.  The cat's swat with claws may fark up a mouse, but is not going to really deter a dog intent on real violence.

A dog of equal weight will mess up a cat.
 
2013-02-01 01:02:08 PM  

bikerific: BraveNewCheneyWorld: J. Frank Parnell: Iplaybass: Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog.

I prefer fights in the same weight division. Your doggie against a cougar would be more entertaining.

There's a reason dogs are pack animals: They can't go it alone.

A cougar is overkill, even a bobcat would probably fark up all but the biggest and toughest dogs.


Sorry, disagree.  Dogs are better at a straight up fight.

All a dog's muscles and violent bits are pointed forward.  Their jaw strength is incredible.  To put it in geek terms, all their resource points are devoted to forward combat.

Cats are multi-directional.  They can outjump, outstalk, and (solo) outhunt a dog.  But their resource points are spread around.  They simply don't have an attack that can do the kind of damage a dog bite can.  The cat's swat with claws may fark up a mouse, but is not going to really deter a dog intent on real violence.

A dog of equal weight will mess up a cat.


What if the cat snares and kites the dog around with a DOT? Would that work?
 
2013-02-01 01:27:29 PM  
Please remove this post.  Not cool fark!!!
 
2013-02-01 01:32:25 PM  

Lonestar: bikerific: BraveNewCheneyWorld: J. Frank Parnell: Iplaybass: Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog.

I prefer fights in the same weight division. Your doggie against a cougar would be more entertaining.

There's a reason dogs are pack animals: They can't go it alone.

A cougar is overkill, even a bobcat would probably fark up all but the biggest and toughest dogs.


Sorry, disagree.  Dogs are better at a straight up fight.

All a dog's muscles and violent bits are pointed forward.  Their jaw strength is incredible.  To put it in geek terms, all their resource points are devoted to forward combat.

Cats are multi-directional.  They can outjump, outstalk, and (solo) outhunt a dog.  But their resource points are spread around.  They simply don't have an attack that can do the kind of damage a dog bite can.  The cat's swat with claws may fark up a mouse, but is not going to really deter a dog intent on real violence.

A dog of equal weight will mess up a cat.

What if the cat snares and kites the dog around with a DOT? Would that work?


Dogs are pretty stupid so would follow the standard mob mentality so a druid kite tactic would likely work.
 
2013-02-01 02:06:09 PM  
Why does that cat have a prolapsed anus?
 
2013-02-01 02:54:55 PM  

jeanwearinfool: Why does that cat have a prolapsed anus?


The anus is normal . . . the lipstick makes it look that way.
 
2013-02-01 07:50:30 PM  

bikerific: BraveNewCheneyWorld: J. Frank Parnell: Iplaybass: Let's see your precious cat against a full grown and pissed off dog.

I prefer fights in the same weight division. Your doggie against a cougar would be more entertaining.

There's a reason dogs are pack animals: They can't go it alone.

A cougar is overkill, even a bobcat would probably fark up all but the biggest and toughest dogs.


Sorry, disagree.  Dogs are better at a straight up fight.

All a dog's muscles and violent bits are pointed forward.  Their jaw strength is incredible.  To put it in geek terms, all their resource points are devoted to forward combat.

Cats are multi-directional.  They can outjump, outstalk, and (solo) outhunt a dog.  But their resource points are spread around.  They simply don't have an attack that can do the kind of damage a dog bite can.  The cat's swat with claws may fark up a mouse, but is not going to really deter a dog intent on real violence.

A dog of equal weight will mess up a cat.


Yep. And then all the cat-loving pansies would cry their eyes out.
 
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