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2013-01-31 01:39:18 PM  

tacchimonster: farm9.staticflickr.com

Eh?


Using OCR-A for the SLUT tag is a very weird design choice.
 
2013-01-31 01:39:35 PM  

slayer199: Mark Ratner: /probably great in the sack though

She may write threats in lipstick on your mirror, watch you while you're sleeping with a knife in hand, and stalk you when you try to end it.  But she'll probably do the freakiest porn sex you could imagine.


I'd venture to say that's more than worth it.  I have a very strange imagination.
 
2013-01-31 01:49:46 PM  
Nothing makes me smile more than seeing tears in a mugshot.. CRY MOAR!
 
2013-01-31 01:52:30 PM  
I propose the motion that all female teachers have their vagina's sown shut, we must SAVE THE CHILDREN!
 
2013-01-31 01:57:24 PM  

theorellior: The One True TheDavid: In the same train? I hope they used condoms, otherwise sloppy sevenths will be TOO sloppy.

Fun fact: the human penis is shaped the way it is to act as a scoop to clear out any previous semen from the vagina.


This is a fact, or a hypothesis? Citations are welcomed.
 
2013-01-31 01:57:56 PM  
The mugshots are indeed worth every penny. Apart from the dissipated cutie there are wonderful hairstyles
mugshots.wptv.scrippsing.com
and this one, who I am sure is about to ask to viewer to think (think! think!) what he's a-trying to do to her.
mugshots.wptv.scrippsing.com
and let's not forget the wonderfully named "Curtis Hunte". I wonder what he was called at school?
mugshots.wptv.scrippsing.com
I think my favourite is this chap, though.
mugshots.wptv.scrippsing.com
 
2013-01-31 02:02:31 PM  

TwowheelinTim: Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?

Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.


pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. this is not obscure here. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb.
 
2013-01-31 02:03:10 PM  

Gentoolive: I propose the motion that all female teachers have their vagina's sown shut, we must SAVE THE CHILDREN!


Their vagina's what?  And what are you sowing there?

\do you know how I know you didn't pay attention in school?
 
2013-01-31 02:07:16 PM  
She's ugly so the law applies to her
 
2013-01-31 02:17:44 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: 20-30 years ago the students would just high-five and get on with their life. Since then we've been teaching kids over and over that they should be emotionally scarred by having sex with someone over 18. I blame the "every child is a unique snowflake" crowd.


I think it has less to do with "unique snowflake" and more to do with "teachers shouldn't screw students."

If this girl was the neighborhood whore and these seven boys(including the 16yo) went to her house and ran a train on her most people wouldn't give a shiat one way or the other. Even most parents. The fact that she's a teacher and is in a position of authority(over kids) plus she's held to a higher public trust is the problem. This story is sort of local and our News station covered it last night. They mentioned that the age of consent in Ga is 16 but that's not the problem. The problem is that it's illegal for a teacher to screw a student. Any student. Even students from another school. I'd also add, female teachers doing this to male students may not be seen as that big of a deal, but if it's not, then male teachers screwing female students shouldn't be either. And personally I'd have a major problem if it were either of my daughters involved with these scumbags. A big problem. And it used to be "no big deal" when one spouse beat the shiat out of the other until society decided that it was wrong and changed it. Same thing applies here.
 
2013-01-31 02:18:57 PM  

Mark Ratner: slayer199: Damn, I saw this pic and was disappointed that it wasn't the teacher.

http://mugshots.wptv.scrippsing.com/static/images/pbso_2013004443.jp g? u=8

It says she failed to appear...in my bed.

Her name is Macy Buckmaster and she must be a real nutcase

[arre.st image 399x533]
[www.mugshotsworld.com image 220x293]
[florida.arrests.org image 399x533]
[www.mugshotsonline.com image 270x341]
/probably great in the sack though


Crazy usually is. It's what happens next that makes it not worth it.
 
2013-01-31 02:20:12 PM  

Jument: Seven? She was porking SEVEN students? Putting aside the issue of right or wrong, WTF? Seriously, WTF?


Well, it started with one, but it made him so happy...she suddenly found purpose in her life: spreading joy* to as many young fellows as possible.

*and her legs
 
2013-01-31 02:20:25 PM  
i478.photobucket.com



Why guys? Why?
 
2013-01-31 02:23:01 PM  

notyoucoach: TwowheelinTim: Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?

Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.

pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. this is not obscure here. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb.


Does the idea of a colloquialism not exist for you?  It's a prefectly valid term.
 
2013-01-31 02:26:03 PM  

Last Man on Earth: notyoucoach: TwowheelinTim: Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?

Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.

pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. this is not obscure here. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb.

Does the idea of a colloquialism not exist for you?  It's a prefectly valid term.


Shakespeare was cool with verbing nouns.
 
2013-01-31 02:27:50 PM  

Xai: Is it me or does anyone else think that this does not deserve a similar sentence to 2nd degree murder?


Yeah - its not like she actually caused them pain, cept when their peers found out, but even then most would be virgins and secretly envious.
 
2013-01-31 02:28:00 PM  
DaNita the teacher, the sweeter the peach...er...*looks at pic*...or not.
 
2013-01-31 02:28:17 PM  

reillan: Last Man on Earth: notyoucoach: TwowheelinTim: Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?

Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.

pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. this is not obscure here. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb.

Does the idea of a colloquialism not exist for you?  It's a prefectly valid term.

Shakespeare was cool with verbing nouns.


/would NOT verb HER noun
 
2013-01-31 02:37:13 PM  

Smgth: reillan: Last Man on Earth: notyoucoach: TwowheelinTim: Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?

Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.

pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. this is not obscure here. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb.

Does the idea of a colloquialism not exist for you?  It's a prefectly valid term.

Shakespeare was cool with verbing nouns.

/would NOT verb HER noun


ok maybe it is obscure here.   BEST CHALKBOARD GAG EVER
 
2013-01-31 02:48:52 PM  

notyoucoach: Smgth: reillan: Last Man on Earth: notyoucoach: TwowheelinTim: Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?

Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.

pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. this is not obscure here. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb.

Does the idea of a colloquialism not exist for you?  It's a prefectly valid term.

Shakespeare was cool with verbing nouns.

/would NOT verb HER noun

ok maybe it is obscure here.   BEST CHALKBOARD GAG EVER


Simpsons did it!
 
2013-01-31 03:04:05 PM  

Mr.Hawk: [i478.photobucket.com image 280x280]


Why guys? Why?


Because she is equipped for it...and teenagers will f**k anything.

/Hell, on a bad night after a bad day at work, I'd hit it
//...and run
///"Hi, I'm Gonzo. What's your sign?"
 
2013-01-31 03:23:44 PM  
I'd throw it in.
 
2013-01-31 03:24:36 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Krymson Tyde: I had no idea 16 was the legal age of consent in Georgia.

Thar's an exception for kinfolk.


Parental consent gets complicated when he's both your father and your uncle.
 
2013-01-31 03:28:26 PM  

Jument: Seven? She was porking SEVEN students? Putting aside the issue of right or wrong, WTF? Seriously, WTF?


Was it at the same time? Because she'd get bonus points for that.

*clicks link*

GAH never mind...
 
2013-01-31 04:08:25 PM  

Mr.Hawk: [i478.photobucket.com image 280x280]


Why guys? Why?


============

Proof that 16 year old boys will fark anything.   Stuffed moose heads,  a bunt cake, the back seat cushion of a 57 Studebaker, etc.
 
2013-01-31 04:21:42 PM  

theorellior: The One True TheDavid: In the same train? I hope they used condoms, otherwise sloppy sevenths will be TOO sloppy.

Fun fact: the human penis is shaped the way it is to act as a scoop to clear out any previous semen from the vagina.


I thought research was still ongoing into that hypothesis along with the fact that about 10% or so may be "killer" sperm cells.
 
2013-01-31 04:57:27 PM  

abhorrent1: So all but one was over the age of consent and she's still being charged with seven counts of sexual assault? Sure she should probably lose her job but it shouldn't be a crime to have sex with someone that's "legal".


Her problem is that she's not hit enough to get a reduced sentence.
 
2013-01-31 05:25:08 PM  

notyoucoach: TwowheelinTim: Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?

Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.

pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. this is not obscure here. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb. pork is not a verb.


It kinda is.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pork
 
2013-01-31 07:56:58 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Krymson Tyde: I had no idea 16 was the legal age of consent in Georgia.

Thar's an exception for kinfolk.


That's good to know.
 
2013-02-01 12:16:34 PM  

draa: To The Escape Zeppelin!: 20-30 years ago the students would just high-five and get on with their life. Since then we've been teaching kids over and over that they should be emotionally scarred by having sex with someone over 18. I blame the "every child is a unique snowflake" crowd.

I think it has less to do with "unique snowflake" and more to do with "teachers shouldn't screw students."

If this girl was the neighborhood whore and these seven boys(including the 16yo) went to her house and ran a train on her most people wouldn't give a shiat one way or the other. Even most parents. The fact that she's a teacher and is in a position of authority(over kids) plus she's held to a higher public trust is the problem. This story is sort of local and our News station covered it last night. They mentioned that the age of consent in Ga is 16 but that's not the problem. The problem is that it's illegal for a teacher to screw a student. Any student. Even students from another school. I'd also add, female teachers doing this to male students may not be seen as that big of a deal, but if it's not, then male teachers screwing female students shouldn't be either. And personally I'd have a major problem if it were either of my daughters involved with these scumbags. A big problem. And it used to be "no big deal" when one spouse beat the shiat out of the other until society decided that it was wrong and changed it. Same thing applies here.


So teachers should not be allowed to love the same way everyone else does? What if a teacher and a student from different schools fall in love at - lets say - a Star Trek convention without even knowing about the evil abusive student-teacher relationship?

Your country was once considered the "land of the free" but now it's just a joke of overprotective, sue-happy, irresponsible people who will administer blame on everyone and everything as long as it is not themselves.

And to be clear: If your daughters get involved with one of "these scumbags" it's probably because you treat them like little dolls in a plastic bubble and they want to give you the finger the royal way. Good thing you can lock some innocent person up to distract yourself from your own idiocy.
 
2013-02-01 06:13:38 PM  
She's cute.  I'd go there.

/sober, even
//yeah, I know I'm in a distinct minority
 
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