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(WPTV)   Ninth-grade math teacher learns that 15 times 7 equals 10 to 20 (w/pic)   (wptv.com) divider line 81
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2013-01-31 11:56:39 AM  
I had no idea 16 was the legal age of consent in Georgia.
 
2013-01-31 12:05:37 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I had no idea 16 was the legal age of consent in Georgia.


Thar's an exception for kinfolk.
 
2013-01-31 12:15:24 PM  
Was there this big of a teacher-diddlin'-student problem 20-30 years ago? It seems like teachers today can't get enough of those sexy sexy teens! Although maybe back then it wasn't as widely reported as it is now with the internet and all.
 
2013-01-31 12:17:03 PM  
When is this going to get it's own TAG?
 
2013-01-31 12:17:04 PM  
That's pretty impressive, a ninth-grader teaching math.
 
2013-01-31 12:17:47 PM  
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-01-31 12:19:30 PM  
(opens link, shudders)

Damn, either the fathers didn't set much of an example for taste or they're going to be mighty embarrassed.
 
2013-01-31 12:20:09 PM  
With that goofy first name, I expected to see something different.
 
2013-01-31 12:20:26 PM  
Seven? She was porking SEVEN students? Putting aside the issue of right or wrong, WTF? Seriously, WTF?
 
Xai
2013-01-31 12:20:35 PM  
Is it me or does anyone else think that this does not deserve a similar sentence to 2nd degree murder?
 
2013-01-31 12:20:36 PM  
So all but one was over the age of consent and she's still being charged with seven counts of sexual assault? Sure she should probably lose her job but it shouldn't be a crime to have sex with someone that's "legal".
 
2013-01-31 12:21:58 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was there this big of a teacher-diddlin'-student problem 20-30 years ago? It seems like teachers today can't get enough of those sexy sexy teens! Although maybe back then it wasn't as widely reported as it is now with the internet and all.


My theory is that teens know more at an earlier age than we did 30 years ago because of the internet.  Kids are also physically developing faster than we did.  When i was 15, I was 5' 10" and maybe 140 pounds.  Now I see boys at 15 walking around at 6'+ and easily 180+.  In 1979 (at 15) I knew the mechanics of sex but had never actually seen it done and only had b.s. bragging stories from my friends who probably were just retelling b.s. stories from their older brothers.  I wouldn't have had the confidence to approach an older woman, much less a teacher.
 
2013-01-31 12:22:19 PM  

Jument: Seven? She was porking SEVEN students? Putting aside the issue of right or wrong, WTF? Seriously, WTF?


In the same train? I hope they used condoms, otherwise sloppy sevenths will be TOO sloppy.
 
2013-01-31 12:22:33 PM  

Jument: Seven? She was porking SEVEN students? Putting aside the issue of right or wrong, WTF? Seriously, WTF?


I can't help but admire her energy.
 
2013-01-31 12:23:10 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was there this big of a teacher-diddlin'-student problem 20-30 years ago? It seems like teachers today can't get enough of those sexy sexy teens! Although maybe back then it wasn't as widely reported as it is now with the internet and all.


I would imagine it was a combination. Less rare (there was no texting and way less internet back then so harder to set things up) and probably less reporting of it.
 
2013-01-31 12:23:38 PM  
This had been going on HOW long?

Charlton County is in the middle of the Okefenokee Swamp.  Everybody knows everybody's business.

Sorry, the bullshiat meter is buzzing off the charts.
 
2013-01-31 12:23:49 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was there this big of a teacher-diddlin'-student problem 20-30 years ago? It seems like teachers today can't get enough of those sexy sexy teens! Although maybe back then it wasn't as widely reported as it is now with the internet and all.


went to an all boys Jesuit HS and they hired a smoking hot English teacher my junior year.  the joke was that she was banging at least a a handful of guys (including being pretty open about it with one at the St. PAt's parade in Southie).  we all thought it was b.s. and just talk but poof - she was gone right after that year for "undisclosed reasons."

I think it has always happened, just people are now less crafty about hiding it and as they say, everything you email or post online lives forever somewhere
 
2013-01-31 12:24:38 PM  
I think she should get a reduced sentence for being a white woman named DaNita.
 
2013-01-31 12:24:45 PM  

ttc2301: With that goofy first name, I expected to see something different.


And it bugs you so much that you didn't that you just had to come in and make the comment, anyway. Lol.


/Not Yours
 
2013-01-31 12:24:51 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was there this big of a teacher-diddlin'-student problem 20-30 years ago? It seems like teachers today can't get enough of those sexy sexy teens! Although maybe back then it wasn't as widely reported as it is now with the internet and all.


20-30 years ago the students would just high-five and get on with their life. Since then we've been teaching kids over and over that they should be emotionally scarred by having sex with someone over 18. I blame the "every child is a unique snowflake" crowd.

/It probably just wasn't as widely reported or the teacher fired instead of jailed.
 
2013-01-31 12:25:00 PM  

themasterdebater: When is this going to get it's own TAG?


farm9.staticflickr.com

Eh?
 
2013-01-31 12:25:01 PM  

Xai: Is it me or does anyone else think that this does not deserve a similar sentence to 2nd degree murder?


You're right, it should be closer to the sentence for 1st degree murder.  That poor kid only had two weeks left til retirement the Consent Fairy sprinkled the magic dust that enables him to be responsible for his own actions.
 
2013-01-31 12:26:04 PM  
 More like DaNasty Wilson, am I right fellas?
 
2013-01-31 12:27:42 PM  
It's as if these teachers are attempting to create their own private "reality show". It's all part of the reduction in social standards that has been occurring over the last decade. Heck, just the last 5 years even. Times are changing, and changing fast. Teachers these days aren't learning from seeing the names of other teachers smeared across the Internet as a result of diddling students. Why should they? Society has taught them that they are special and unique individuals.
 
2013-01-31 12:31:41 PM  
Silly woman....

Seven?

 Apparently she's gonna plead the "Snow White" defense... Hi ho indeed
 
2013-01-31 12:33:25 PM  
Girls are like square roots.  If they are under 16, just do them in your head.
 
2013-01-31 12:35:43 PM  
I know that the GBI is involved an all, and am used to some of our outer suburban counties/cities getting lumped into the Metro ATL area, but I'm having a hard time seeing them use "Atlanta" in the byline in this story, since it happened down in the butt crack of the state.
 
2013-01-31 12:38:41 PM  
marcre3363:I think she should get a reduced sentence for being a white woman named DaNita.

Lol'd... thought the same thing.
 
2013-01-31 12:38:46 PM  
Damn, I saw this pic and was disappointed that it wasn't the teacher.

http://mugshots.wptv.scrippsing.com/static/images/pbso_2013004443.jp g? u=8

It says she failed to appear...in my bed.
 
2013-01-31 12:39:15 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I had no idea 16 was the legal age of consent in Georgia.


And in 29 other states.

/always good to keep track of these things
 
2013-01-31 12:40:30 PM  
media2.wptv.com  cdn0.hark.com
Just me?
 
2013-01-31 12:41:15 PM  
Jument

Seven? She was porking SEVEN students? Putting aside the issue of right or wrong, WTF? Seriously, WTF?

Take a look at her, she is the kind of woman you need to take to a buffet, but a classy buffet with fabric napkins.
 
2013-01-31 12:41:42 PM  
Something fishy here.If the headline doesn't include Smoking Hot and links to either the Mail or Sun then this could be a bogus story.Just what are your motives here,subby?
 
2013-01-31 12:42:18 PM  
I'd DaHit it./after a few beers and smoke a bowl
 
2013-01-31 12:44:36 PM  
^Damn this mobile app!!!
 
2013-01-31 12:45:07 PM  

ttc2301: With that goofy first name, I expected to see something different.


I was expecting something more attractive and successful...
 
2013-01-31 12:50:49 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Jument: Seven? She was porking SEVEN students? Putting aside the issue of right or wrong, WTF? Seriously, WTF?

In the same train? I hope they used condoms, otherwise sloppy sevenths will be TOO sloppy.


Maybe that's what the complaint was about...
 
2013-01-31 12:55:10 PM  

Jument: She was porking SEVEN students?


Heh, nice verb choice. The photo of the perp reminded me of a porcine muppet character.
 
2013-01-31 12:58:32 PM  

slayer199: Damn, I saw this pic and was disappointed that it wasn't the teacher.

http://mugshots.wptv.scrippsing.com/static/images/pbso_2013004443.jp g? u=8

It says she failed to appear...in my bed.


Her name is Macy Buckmaster and she must be a real nutcase

arre.st
www.mugshotsworld.com
florida.arrests.org
www.mugshotsonline.com
/probably great in the sack though
 
2013-01-31 01:00:07 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Girls are like square roots.  If they are under 16, just do them in your head.


OK, so the square root of 15 is... lets see... three point... carry the...

Nope. Can't quite do it in my head -- statutory rape it is then.
 
2013-01-31 01:05:29 PM  
Ninth-grade math teacher learns that 15 times 7 equals 10 to 20

Next time, please show your work.
/cue lean in guy.
 
2013-01-31 01:06:58 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was there this big of a teacher-diddlin'-student problem 20-30 years ago? It seems like teachers today can't get enough of those sexy sexy teens! Although maybe back then it wasn't as widely reported as it is now with the internet and all.


I think years ago school districts had that veil of silence like the catholic church. Plus with the advent of the itnernet you could bang your teacher and word of it would be all over the world 5 min after you were done. I know of 2 such incidents when I was in school way back in the late 80s early 90s where teachers were caught with students and on the news there wasent even a blurb about it. I also know of one teacher that I had that was falsly accused and that made it all the way to 20/20. That was after I graduated so it would be mid to late 90s.
 
2013-01-31 01:10:48 PM  

machoprogrammer: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was there this big of a teacher-diddlin'-student problem 20-30 years ago? It seems like teachers today can't get enough of those sexy sexy teens! Although maybe back then it wasn't as widely reported as it is now with the internet and all.

I would imagine it was a combination. Less rare (there was no texting and way less internet back then so harder to set things up) and probably less reporting of it.


Dont forget lawsuits
 
2013-01-31 01:24:15 PM  
DaNita bag on her head...
 
2013-01-31 01:24:20 PM  
Wow. Think how much flour was used by 7 different guys trying to find the wet spot!

/Probably could've made the worlds largest loaf of skank bread.
 
2013-01-31 01:24:45 PM  
All these stories make me want to switch careers and go into juvenile counseling. It seems like every time there's a loud noise outside or someone looks at somebody else cross-eyed, authorities promise "counseling will be available."

We don't have money for textbooks published after 2002, but by golly, we got money for counseling - I guess because no one ever sues a school for distributing outdated information.
 
2013-01-31 01:31:27 PM  
It's so silly prosecuting women for having sex with boys. Pat the kids on the shoulder and move on. Trust me, they're not traumatized.
 
2013-01-31 01:32:45 PM  

Mark Ratner: /probably great in the sack though


She may write threats in lipstick on your mirror, watch you while you're sleeping with a knife in hand, and stalk you when you try to end it.  But she'll probably do the freakiest porn sex you could imagine.
 
2013-01-31 01:33:52 PM  
To The Escape Zeppelin!:

20-30 years ago the students would just high-five and get on with their life. Since then we've been teaching kids over and over that they should be emotionally scarred by having sex with someone over 18. I blame the "every child is a unique snowflake" crowd.

BINGO.
 
2013-01-31 01:37:35 PM  

The One True TheDavid: In the same train? I hope they used condoms, otherwise sloppy sevenths will be TOO sloppy.


Fun fact: the human penis is shaped the way it is to act as a scoop to clear out any previous semen from the vagina.
 
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