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2013-01-31 10:03:08 AM  
Deputies found a crack pipe on Dollarhide. He was arrested and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia. He told police the pipe belonged to his father.

From you alright?  I learned it by watching you!
 
2013-01-31 10:04:17 AM  
Must have been embarrassing to the cops to have been called while they were buying drugs.

English much?
 
2013-01-31 10:05:02 AM  
This is why I have a clam shell phone - don't want my ass butt-dialing the cops.
 
2013-01-31 10:05:30 AM  
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Okay, okay.
 
2013-01-31 10:11:06 AM  
There's an app for that.
 
2013-01-31 10:14:29 AM  

Spanky McStupid: This is why I have a clam shell phone - don't want my ass butt-dialing the cops.


I have a clam shell, too, but have managed to "coin dial" with loose change in the same pocket.
 
2013-01-31 10:17:27 AM  
this is what lock screens are for...
 
2013-01-31 10:23:15 AM  
My butt is not smart enough to dial 911. I read these stories all of the time and can never figure out how it is done, unless you program the police into your contact list. If you are dealing drugs, that probably is not a good idea.
 
2013-01-31 10:26:51 AM  
My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.
 
2013-01-31 10:28:30 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.


Your dad and I should party.
 
2013-01-31 10:30:54 AM  

99.998er: My butt is not smart enough to dial 911. I read these stories all of the time and can never figure out how it is done, unless you program the police into your contact list. If you are dealing drugs, that probably is not a good idea.


Emergency call, I imagine. Phone dials 911, and the dispatch, rather than determining it is an accident and hanging up, decides to get all war on drugs. Maybe they get an extra $5 in their paycheck that week.
 
2013-01-31 10:36:13 AM  

megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.


Can I come?
 
2013-01-31 10:39:26 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.

Can I come?


Hell yeah!!!
 
2013-01-31 10:40:44 AM  

megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.

Can I come?

Hell yeah!!!


Awesome.  Just keep blunts away from him.  The first time I ever smoked with him, I decided we needed to do it right and rolled a huge blunt.  Dude, couldn't take it.  He tried to let me out of the house by opening the fridge door.
 
2013-01-31 10:48:04 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.

Can I come?

Hell yeah!!!

Awesome.  Just keep blunts away from him.  The first time I ever smoked with him, I decided we needed to do it right and rolled a huge blunt.  Dude, couldn't take it.  He tried to let me out of the house by opening the fridge door.


Oh wow I just spit coffee on my phone. If that is the case, we really need to party.
 
2013-01-31 11:07:41 AM  

H31N0US: 99.998er: My butt is not smart enough to dial 911. I read these stories all of the time and can never figure out how it is done, unless you program the police into your contact list. If you are dealing drugs, that probably is not a good idea.

Emergency call, I imagine. Phone dials 911, and the dispatch, rather than determining it is an accident and hanging up, decides to get all war on drugs. Maybe they get an extra $5 in their paycheck that week.


I do wonder how many of these are from phones designed so if you press and hold "1" or press and hold "9" they auto dial 911.  I feel like that's a feature I've seen.  I also wonder how often police abuse the ability to do a GPS look up on a phone known to belong to a scumbag, and happen to notice they are someplace known for drugs, and just lie about the pocket dial in the first place.  I get this nagging doubt when someone is caught red handed and told they pocket dial, they actually bother to get phone records to prove the call was even made.
 
2013-01-31 11:21:46 AM  

megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.

Can I come?

Hell yeah!!!

Awesome.  Just keep blunts away from him.  The first time I ever smoked with him, I decided we needed to do it right and rolled a huge blunt.  Dude, couldn't take it.  He tried to let me out of the house by opening the fridge door.

Oh wow I just spit coffee on my phone. If that is the case, we really need to party.


Hope you can keep up ;)
 
2013-01-31 11:45:54 AM  
Deputies found a crack pipe on Dollarhide.

lol.

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2013-01-31 11:53:51 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.

Can I come?

Hell yeah!!!

Awesome.  Just keep blunts away from him.  The first time I ever smoked with him, I decided we needed to do it right and rolled a huge blunt.  Dude, couldn't take it.  He tried to let me out of the house by opening the fridge door.

Oh wow I just spit coffee on my phone. If that is the case, we really need to party.

Hope you can keep up ;)


I'll send you my police records.

I mean resume. Yeah, resume...that's the ticket.

No butt-dialing allowed.
 
2013-01-31 12:04:51 PM  
I was rather annoyed with a Samsung phone that I once used.  It easily butt-dialed the "112" international flavor of "911" emergency services... EVEN WHEN LOCKED!

And yeah, 112 reached the 911 service here in the US too.  Call backs from annoyed emergency operators asking why I called.
 
2013-01-31 12:22:44 PM  

megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.

Can I come?

Hell yeah!!!

Awesome.  Just keep blunts away from him.  The first time I ever smoked with him, I decided we needed to do it right and rolled a huge blunt.  Dude, couldn't take it.  He tried to let me out of the house by opening the fridge door.

Oh wow I just spit coffee on my phone. If that is the case, we really need to party.

Hope you can keep up ;)

I'll send you my police records.

I mean resume. Yeah, resume...that's the ticket.

No butt-dialing allowed.


I like your style.

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2013-01-31 12:40:28 PM  
Not so cool story bro:

One of my employees called and left a message telling me they were sick and unable to work. After saying goodbye I heard him trying to hang up the phone (which didn't work) and then proceeded to tell the guy he was with how he and another employee have perfected a way to steal printers and other IT equipment without anyone knowing.

I struggled with how to handle this. I liked the guy personally, but this was my job.

He was fired the next day...
 
2013-01-31 12:50:47 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: megarian: The Angry Hand of God: My dad once called me while he was wasted thinking he dialed his drug dealer.  Still not clear what he was trying to purchase, but I went with it for a little while.  He was pretty pissed the next day when I told him that was me on the phone.

Your dad and I should party.

Can I come?

Hell yeah!!!

Awesome.  Just keep blunts away from him.  The first time I ever smoked with him, I decided we needed to do it right and rolled a huge blunt.  Dude, couldn't take it.  He tried to let me out of the house by opening the fridge door.

Oh wow I just spit coffee on my phone. If that is the case, we really need to party.

Hope you can keep up ;)

I'll send you my police records.

I mean resume. Yeah, resume...that's the ticket.

No butt-dialing allowed.

I like your style.


If I wasn't on my mobile device, I'd counter with this image: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TLk3b1XP0lI/AAAAAAAANPk/s_0OzqTF Hi4/s1600/cocaine+fyalb.jpg

But yeah...phone.
 
2013-01-31 12:56:02 PM  

megarian: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TLk3b1XP0lI/AAAAAAAANPk/s_0OzqT F Hi4/s1600/cocaine+fyalb.jpg


404!
 
2013-01-31 03:12:03 PM  
Yeah, they hate having their drug deals interrupted.
 
2013-01-31 03:20:07 PM  
 
2013-01-31 05:15:41 PM  

CFNews13: This is the audio of the 911 butt-dial:
http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/video.html?clip=http:/ /s tatic.cfnews13.com/newsvideo/cfn/911Misdial0129.flv&vtitle=AUDIO%3A%20 Driver%20%27butt-dials%27%20911%2C%20pulled%20over%20after%20discussin g%20drug%20deal


LOL I would love to hear any defense this guy could come up with.
 
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