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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 09:14:31 AM
You hump my leg, you die. Is that hard to understand?
 
2013-01-31 09:21:14 AM

ZAZ: You hump my leg, you die. Is that hard to understand?


I was just trying to be friendly :(
 
2013-01-31 09:30:52 AM
And by the time the Daily Fail, and for that matter Fark, got around to it, the dog is already set to be adopted, per Jackson Euthanasia.
 
2013-01-31 09:31:17 AM
FTA: But animal experts say this is a sign of dominance not sexuality

You would think some Redneck Bubba would be all about having a more 'masculine,' dominant dog, then. Apparently not.

And barring any severe anti-social behavior, I'd adopt this dog in a heartbeat.
 
2013-01-31 09:32:19 AM
Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.
 
2013-01-31 09:35:08 AM
Talk about your chocolate labs...
 
2013-01-31 09:35:39 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.


Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.
 
2013-01-31 09:39:08 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.


Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.
 
2013-01-31 09:39:49 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.


Anyone who can do it to an animal can do it to a human.
 
2013-01-31 09:40:05 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.


Do you think the owner is that smart?
 
2013-01-31 09:41:49 AM

Cythraul: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

Do you think the owner is that smart?


Well, I thought it up, so it's more than possible.
 
2013-01-31 09:44:03 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.


I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.
 
2013-01-31 09:47:07 AM

Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.


Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.
 
2013-01-31 09:50:27 AM
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why not send the little guy here?
 
2013-01-31 09:54:47 AM

GAT_00: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.

Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.


Oh.  You could be.
 
2013-01-31 10:00:21 AM

kbronsito: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
why not send the little guy here?


Talk about a blast from the past.

/can't believe how long ago that actually was
 
2013-01-31 10:34:40 AM

kbronsito: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
why not send the little guy here?


...and we're done.
 
2013-01-31 10:35:26 AM
This is why inbreeding is illegal.....and no I'm not talking about the dog.
 
2013-01-31 10:36:26 AM
Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.
 
2013-01-31 10:37:44 AM

GAT_00: And by the time the Daily Fail, and for that matter Fark, got around to it, the dog is already set to be adopted, per Jackson Euthanasia.


That's okay, we can still agree that the dog's owner deserves a lead pipe across the back of his head (assuming the gay thing was the real reason for the surrender).
 
2013-01-31 10:37:46 AM
Pitbulls should all be destroyed. And their owners should be destroyed too. Have you seen that program "Pitbulls and Parolees"? Like they even needed to specify the class after saying 'pitbulls and...'

Go get some more tattoos, Harley.
 
2013-01-31 10:38:24 AM
Don't be be gay, Sparky!

/roll over
//play dead
///don't be gay
 
2013-01-31 10:39:13 AM
 

Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.

Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.

Oh.  You could be.



Or, the owner knew darn well what aggressive dominant behavior looks like, and decided he could either train the dominance out of the dog, or just go, "Screw it, I'm not putting that much effort into making sure a Pit Bull type mutt is well socialized" and dumped it.
 
2013-01-31 10:39:26 AM
That guy's next dog will be caught humping his girlfriend.
 
2013-01-31 10:39:38 AM
www.funfive.net

Problem?
 
2013-01-31 10:40:03 AM

Vodka Zombie: Oh. You could be.


Why don't you come down for a visit?  I'll feed you some BBQ and tater salad, then hook you up with some people who will embarrass you with how wrong you are.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:16 AM
Being the source of the article I would bet this is less about the dog being gay and more about the dog being an unclaimed stray.

Daily Mail, we will spin anything for clicks.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:32 AM

doglover: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Anyone who can do it to an animal can do it to a human.


So you are saying that this guy would abandon someone for being gay? Probably. However, he didn't kill the dog and probably wouldn't kill a human gay person.

On the other hand, you swat a mosquito for sucking, does that mean you will kill a human for sucking?
 
2013-01-31 10:40:37 AM

Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.


Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.
 
2013-01-31 10:41:11 AM
I love my dead gay dog.
 
2013-01-31 10:41:45 AM
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I love my dead gay dog!!!
 
2013-01-31 10:42:26 AM

Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.


It's kinda funny, seeing you call somebody ignorant, then immediately making a foolish statement of your own.

Silly troll is silly.
 
2013-01-31 10:43:15 AM
I hope the new owner names him "Bear".
 
2013-01-31 10:43:16 AM

Cythraul: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.


I agree 100%. The guy merely abandoned him. The whole "humping another male dog" was probably just an excuse and he was tired of caring for the animal so he took him to the shelter. I would have taken it behind the house and shot it in the  head if it were me, but then I have balls.
 
2013-01-31 10:44:14 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Being the source of the article I would bet this is less about the dog being gay and more about the dog being an unclaimed stray.

Daily Mail, we will spin anything for clicks.


I was thinking the same thing. Farkers be giving too much credibility to the Daily Fail.
 
2013-01-31 10:44:41 AM
TASTES LIKE HATE
 
2013-01-31 10:45:10 AM
He did seem to be licking his balls a little longer than the other dogs . . .
 
2013-01-31 10:45:11 AM

ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".


What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:05 AM
That dog was dependent upon its Owner.  He loved his Owner, he obeyed his Owner, he had loyalty for his Owner, and his Owner provided for him.  That dog chose to be gay, which is an abomination in his Owner's eyes, and for that he was punished by his Owner as his Owner saw fit.

/until someone else adopts him.
//am i doing it right?
 
2013-01-31 10:46:18 AM
I think that means that all dog parks should be gay dog parks.  Damn things are always just humping whatever is around and having a gay old time.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:19 AM
That did it! I am going to march right down to Midtown and adopt a lesbian today.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:42 AM

vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

It's kinda funny, seeing you call somebody ignorant, then immediately making a foolish statement of your own.

Silly troll is silly.


Sorry ausfahrk, thought I was quoting Vicioushobbit. :-)
 
2013-01-31 10:47:27 AM

Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.


Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?
 
2013-01-31 10:47:35 AM

Terrydatroll: Cythraul: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.

I agree 100%. The guy merely abandoned him. The whole "humping another male dog" was probably just an excuse and he was tired of caring for the animal so he took him to the shelter. I would have taken it behind the house and shot it in the  head if it were me, but then I have balls.


I wonder if there are any bark-the-gay-away dog sexual rehabilitation clinics?
 
2013-01-31 10:47:56 AM

kbronsito: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
why not send the little guy here?


"He's doing something to his ass.  He's not kicking his ass, but definitely doing something to his ass"
 
2013-01-31 10:47:57 AM

Mr Guy: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.

Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.

Oh.  You could be.


Or, the owner knew darn well what aggressive dominant behavior looks like, and decided he could either train the dominance out of the dog, or just go, "Screw it, I'm not putting that much effort into making sure a Pit Bull type mutt is well socialized" and dumped it.


Yeah, maybe.  I think if this yokel had that much of a problem with homosexuality, the dog wouldn't have made it to the shelter in the first place.
 
2013-01-31 10:48:48 AM
Interesting that the paper that spewed bile and outrageous homophobia over the death of a gay pop star should defend a "gay" dog by referring to Bruce Bagemihl's excellent (and sometimes hilarious) book, "Biological Exuberance". I can only conclude that they are massive hypocritical twats. Which is what I thought anyway about the Daily Fail.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:23 AM
www.thescrib.com
Not amused
 
2013-01-31 10:51:27 AM
www.popcrunch.com

/Really, I'm the first?
 
2013-01-31 10:52:03 AM

vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?


I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.
 
2013-01-31 10:52:10 AM
Can we have the Daily Fail euthanized?
 
2013-01-31 10:53:35 AM
When I was a kid, me and some friends saw a raccoon humping another raccoon. We thought it was funny, and then they switched! Minds were blown. To this day, I still assume all raccoons are gay.
 
2013-01-31 10:54:56 AM

Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.


Perhaps they were not bred for pets, but they can be trained to be docile.  Small dogs can cause disfigurement to a child when not well restrained, so saying that one is worthy of euthinasia and another is not is rather illogical, as we have agreed that both are dangerous when not restrained. 

Killing a dog because it is bigger and it MIGHT bite versus letting a smaller dog live because it IS biting but it's bites are tiny (gangrene kills, yo), is kinda jacked.
 
2013-01-31 10:55:08 AM
A guy I know owns a Pug. Many years ago, the Pug lived with a Shih-Tzu. One night, the guy's son was dog sitting. He calls up his dad and says, "I think [Pug's name] is gay." It turns out that the Pug had spent the night licking the Shih-Tzu's genitals...

/that Pug will hump any other dog, male or female (he tried to get on top of a Great Dane once)
//he's fathered 9 puppies, and made his owner some good money in the process
 
2013-01-31 10:57:08 AM

Godscrack


Problem?


I guffawed. The expression on the husky's face is hilarious.
 
2013-01-31 10:57:21 AM
Anybody who owns a Pit or American Bull is going to be too stupid to understand much about animal behaviour.

Yeah, I've known a few owners of such things, all were stupider than the animals.
 
2013-01-31 10:59:26 AM
and saved. faith in humanity somewhat restored
 
2013-01-31 11:01:57 AM
My FEMALE dog "mounts" her brother sometimes basically to say in doggie language "You are my biatch now!"

Previous owner is clearly a farking moron.
 
2013-01-31 11:03:25 AM

Terrydatroll: Cythraul: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.

I agree 100%. The guy merely abandoned him. The whole "humping another male dog" was probably just an excuse and he was tired of caring for the animal so he took him to the shelter. I would have taken it behind the house and shot it in the  head if it were me, but then I have ballsget off on shooting domestic animals in the head.


FTFY sicko.
 
2013-01-31 11:04:04 AM

abfalter: My FEMALE dog "mounts" her brother sometimes basically to say in doggie language "You are my biatch now!"


What's great is when you have two female dogs, and you yell at one of them for something they did, and the other comes running over and humps the crap out of them for good measure.  You know, just to help, Daddy.
 
2013-01-31 11:05:36 AM
Terrydatroll:  Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Good thing for them that they're pretty good at it if they are raised properly, eh?

/Let's euthanize all the dachshunds since we don't have badgers
 
2013-01-31 11:06:02 AM

Mr Guy: abfalter: My FEMALE dog "mounts" her brother sometimes basically to say in doggie language "You are my biatch now!"

What's great is when you have two female dogs, and you yell at one of them for something they did, and the other comes running over and humps the crap out of them for good measure.  You know, just to help, Daddy.


you owe me a new keyboard and a cup of Newman's Own
 
2013-01-31 11:06:22 AM

vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?


Yup, it's all about the owners.'Pit Bull' is a media name that covers 3 separate, recognized breeds. Spuds MacKenzie is a pit bull, so is 'Spot' from the Target ads. It's similar to the 'scary-looking guns are assault rifles' classification that the media does to over-simplify a story for easier consumption. By comparison, while somewhere between 45-50% of dog bites in the US are from 'Pit Bulls', about 3% of dog bites in Canada were caused by those breeds. The problem isn't the dog or the breed, it's the owners that train the dogs to be attack, guard, or fight. The disproportionate level of aggressiveness in the US cases comes from a disproportionate interest in the breeds from convicts and criminals. I've handled maybe 2 dozen pit bulls in my life, all with responsible owners and I was in more danger of having my face licked off than being bitten.

/not a pit bull apologist or fancier, just a dog realist.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:52 AM
The comments at the bottom of the article are awesome. Not because they're funny, but because off all the outrage about a moronic story.
 
2013-01-31 11:07:28 AM

Terrydatroll: On the other hand, you swat a mosquito for sucking, does that mean you will kill a human for sucking?


If someone jumped on me and started trying to stick a syringe in me, damned right I would.
 
2013-01-31 11:07:36 AM
In any liberal town he would be put down just for being a pit.
Dog just can't win.
 
2013-01-31 11:07:57 AM

lunkhed: Anybody who owns a Pit or American Bull is going to be too stupid to understand much about animal behaviour.

Yeah, I've known a few owners of such things, all were stupider than the animals.


The AR-15 of the Dog world?

Sensationalized incidents of horrible violence, despite smaller varieties actually doing more damage...Defended to the death by owners while others shake their heads, and ask "Is there a good reason you NEED one of these?"
 
2013-01-31 11:08:33 AM
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Spike likes it ruff.
 
2013-01-31 11:08:42 AM
Headlines: Cocker spaniel caught humping neighbors schnauzer.
 
2013-01-31 11:08:49 AM

lunkhed: Anybody who owns a Pit or American Bull is going to be too stupid to understand much about animal behaviour.

Yeah, I've known a few owners of such things, all were stupider than the animals.


You're right, the plural of anecdote is data.
 
2013-01-31 11:10:26 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.


Hmm.  I don't wonder at all.  I'm pretty damn sure of the dude's attitude.
 
2013-01-31 11:12:05 AM
I remember several years back that Martina Navratilova got all upset about agricultural research.  Really.  There was a project to figure out how to minimize the occurrence of rams mounting other rams instead of sheep, simply for reasons of productivity.  She was all enraged, saying how DARE you even consider such heresy.  They were all like, we're studying SHEEP.  Get a grip.
 
2013-01-31 11:13:57 AM

JohnAnnArbor: I remember several years back that Martina Navratilova got all upset about agricultural research.  Really.  There was a project to figure out how to minimize the occurrence of rams mounting other rams instead of sheep, simply for reasons of productivity.  She was all enraged, saying how DARE you even consider such heresy.  They were all like, we're studying SHEEP.  Get a grip.


That study sounds pretty ewesful, actually
 
2013-01-31 11:15:03 AM
"...but is due to be put this afternoon down..."

Throw me down the stairs my hat.
 
2013-01-31 11:15:39 AM
Interesting thread. Pit bull hate (or trolling) seems to trump the hate (or trolling) of the south.

I find it interesting that underlying assumption among many of the commenters in TFA is that the owner is some bible thumping redneck.

But the breed of the dog, the location of the story, and the degree of outright homophobia suggests the owner is a blah person from the south.

/never call a black man from the south a "punk"
 
2013-01-31 11:16:30 AM
The anti-Pit sentiment in the US is farking stupid and people that continually wave that flag don't know a damn thing about dogs.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:02 AM

another cultural observer: JohnAnnArbor: I remember several years back that Martina Navratilova got all upset about agricultural research.  Really.  There was a project to figure out how to minimize the occurrence of rams mounting other rams instead of sheep, simply for reasons of productivity.  She was all enraged, saying how DARE you even consider such heresy.  They were all like, we're studying SHEEP.  Get a grip.

That study sounds pretty ewesful, actually



I've got nothing against sheep being gay, as long as they don't try to ram it down my throat.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:41 AM

Elegy: /never call a black man from the south a "punk"


The prefer to be addressed as "boy".
 
2013-01-31 11:18:19 AM
wait, I didn't think we were supposed to say gay here in TN. If you don't talk about it, it won't exist
 
2013-01-31 11:21:23 AM

calm like a bomb: Elegy: /never call a black man from the south a "punk"

The prefer to be addressed as "boy".


"You people"
 
2013-01-31 11:22:26 AM

vudukungfu: Mr Guy: abfalter: My FEMALE dog "mounts" her brother sometimes basically to say in doggie language "You are my biatch now!"

What's great is when you have two female dogs, and you yell at one of them for something they did, and the other comes running over and humps the crap out of them for good measure.  You know, just to help, Daddy.

you owe me a new keyboard and a cup of Newman's Own



another keyboard, and a cup of Earl Grey.
 
2013-01-31 11:23:01 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

Yup, it's all about the owners.'Pit Bull' is a media name that covers 3 separate, recognized breeds. Spuds MacKenzie is a pit bull, so is 'Spot' from the Target ads. It's similar to the 'scary-looking guns are assault rifles' classification that the media does to over-simplify a story for easier consumption. By comparison, while somewhere between 45-50% of dog bites in the US are from 'Pit Bulls', about 3% of dog bites in Canada were caused by those breeds. The problem isn't the dog or the breed, it's the owners that train the dogs to be attack, guard, or fight. The disproportionate level of aggressiveness in the US cases comes from a disproportionate interest in the breeds from convicts and criminals. I've handled maybe 2 dozen pit bulls in my life, all with responsible owners and I was in more danger of having my face licked off than being bitten.

/not a pit bull apologist or fancier, just a dog realist.


When we moved here to Ohio, our new insurance company wouldn't ensure our dog if he had even a hint of Chow, and a couple of others we looked into didn't want to insure a home with a German Shepherd. He's mostly German Shepherd with a bit of Yellow Lab, and yet is totally a bottom. He'll bark at strangers and then spread for them. But in this state, it's considered a dangerous breed because most bites come from them.

I've heard that it's a poor data conclusion as it is simply one of the most common breeds and they went by numbers rather than percentages, and apparently, Ohio has people actively fighting against breed discrimination because of issues like this.
 
2013-01-31 11:23:43 AM

Mr Guy: calm like a bomb: Elegy: /never call a black man from the south a "punk"

The prefer to be addressed as "boy".

"You people"


www.hiphop-universe.com
 
2013-01-31 11:24:38 AM
i2.photobucket.com

OMG! Keep the PitBulls away from humanzzzzz!!!
 
2013-01-31 11:26:59 AM

Citrate1007: This is why inbreeding is illegal.....and no I'm not talking about the dog.


My thoughts exactly

/waits patiently for more articles like this to come out of Mississippi
//seriously, who HASN'T had a dog that humped ANYTHING?
 
2013-01-31 11:30:58 AM

Barbecue Bob: [i2.photobucket.com image 638x480]

OMG! Keep the PitBulls away from humanzzzzz!!!


Man, after all these years I never realized Petey was a pit.  I bet he licked the faces right off those kids off camera.
 
2013-01-31 11:34:10 AM

calm like a bomb: Mr Guy: calm like a bomb: Elegy: /never call a black man from the south a "punk"

The prefer to be addressed as "boy".

"You people"


That whole exchange was the height of original humor. Never heard jokes like that about the south before guys. You owe me a new keyboard, even.

(shrug)
 
2013-01-31 11:35:25 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

Yup, it's all about the owners.'Pit Bull' is a media name that covers 3 separate, recognized breeds. Spuds MacKenzie is a pit bull, so is 'Spot' from the Target ads.


No, they're not. Those are bull terriers, which are not considered pit bulls. The three breeds are American Pit Bull Terrier, the American Staffordshire Terrier, and the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, all of which have that blunt-muzzled bulldog/boxer look in the face, not the aardvark snoot of a bull terrier.
 
2013-01-31 11:38:57 AM

GanjSmokr: Terrydatroll: Cythraul: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.

I agree 100%. The guy merely abandoned him. The whole "humping another male dog" was probably just an excuse and he was tired of caring for the animal so he took him to the shelter. I would have taken it behind the house and shot it in the  head if it were me, but then I have ballsget off on shooting domestic animals in the head.

FTFY sicko.


Why, because I am man enough to do my own dirty work rather than letting someone else do it so I don't have to feel all bad? Sort of like complaining about killing animals while eating a steak. I kill my own meat and stock up the freezer.
 
2013-01-31 11:39:19 AM

Elegy: Interesting thread. Pit bull hate (or trolling) seems to trump the hate (or trolling) of the south.

I find it interesting that underlying assumption among many of the commenters in TFA is that the owner is some bible thumping redneck.

But the breed of the dog, the location of the story, and the degree of outright homophobia suggests the owner is a blah person from the south.

/never call a black man from the south a "punk"


Congrats on making the stupidest comment in the thread, thus far. I'm going to chastise people in the thread for jumping to unsupported conclusions...and follow that up with an even dumber unsupported conclusion.


/bravo
 
2013-01-31 11:40:35 AM

ModernPrimitive01: wait, I didn't think we were supposed to say gay here in TN. If you don't talk about it, it won't exist


I take it you've seen that moron's latest suggestion about informing parents if the teachers think their kids are gay.
 
2013-01-31 11:43:30 AM

Terrydatroll: GanjSmokr: Terrydatroll: Cythraul: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.

I agree 100%. The guy merely abandoned him. The whole "humping another male dog" was probably just an excuse and he was tired of caring for the animal so he took him to the shelter. I would have taken it behind the house and shot it in the  head if it were me, but then I have ballsget off on shooting domestic animals in the head.

FTFY sicko.

Why, because I am man enough to do my own dirty work rather than letting someone else do it so I don't have to feel all bad? Sort of like complaining about killing animals while eating a steak. I kill my own meat and stock up the freezer.


No, you're a sicko because you think killing the animal is the solution here, and from your post it sounded like you would enjoy it.
 
2013-01-31 11:44:27 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Elegy: Interesting thread. Pit bull hate (or trolling) seems to trump the hate (or trolling) of the south.

I find it interesting that underlying assumption among many of the commenters in TFA is that the owner is some bible thumping redneck.

But the breed of the dog, the location of the story, and the degree of outright homophobia suggests the owner is a blah person from the south.

/never call a black man from the south a "punk"

Congrats on making the stupidest comment in the thread, thus far. I'm going to chastise people in the thread for jumping to unsupported conclusions...and follow that up with an even dumber unsupported conclusion.


/bravo


I do try. Your approval has been noted and received.
 
2013-01-31 11:48:47 AM

Elegy: That whole exchange was the height of original humor. Never heard jokes like that about the south before guys. You owe me a new keyboard, even.


It's important to get these things out of the way.  It's like going into a Chicago pizza thread and explaining that putting sauce on a loaf of bread doesn't make it pizza, or that burnt meat smothered with tomatoes that they think is barbeque in Kansas City.  It's important to know your target audience, with trolling.
 
2013-01-31 12:03:12 PM
Awww...poor puppy :-( I hate people sometimes.

Wonder what the asshat would think of my dogs. My female mounts my male all the time, so he'd probably want to destroy both of them for violating traditional canine gender roles.
 
2013-01-31 12:07:45 PM
Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.
 
2013-01-31 12:19:31 PM
It's nice to see all the unemployed trolls wandering in here to shame not just gays, but an entire breed of dogs as well.

/hope you all get shiat cancer
//the trolls, obviously
///anyone with a valid point can remain shiat cancer-free
 
2013-01-31 12:23:07 PM
Stupid Rednecks
 
2013-01-31 12:26:05 PM
This owner is stupid.  Animals have no souls, they can be as gay as they want.
There's no tiny hell for gay dog sodomites.
 
2013-01-31 12:29:15 PM

ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.


You have no idea why animals kill each other. Until you can read animal minds like Dr. Doo-Little, I'd toss this little "factoid" aside.

/It sounded pretty, though
 
2013-01-31 12:31:46 PM
yer dog needs his face mooshed up
not killing 'im
how stupid was that owner?
 
2013-01-31 12:32:18 PM
Sentenced to death is wrong enough but
sentenced to death in Tennessee?
What is wrong with these people?
 
2013-01-31 12:33:26 PM

ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.


cows?

t1.gstatic.com

or would that be chickens?
 
2013-01-31 12:35:14 PM
Somebody get the President on the phone. He won't stand for this.
Official campaign merchandise (I know, 'cause I bought one from them):

3.bp.blogspot.com

http://passedupstrange.blogspot.com/2012/08/gay-dogs-for-obama.html
 
2013-01-31 12:35:38 PM
I guess my dog is functionally gay, but that's not really his fault. The humans won't let him hump them, and the only other mammal in the house is the cat, who is male. And hell, even I've never actually seen any direct evidence that the cat isn't a girl cat, but that's what the vet tells me.

And I will say this, the cat could try a lot harder to keep it from happening, if it wanted to.
 
2013-01-31 12:37:54 PM

ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.


Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.
 
2013-01-31 12:38:36 PM

Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.


Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.
 
2013-01-31 12:39:21 PM

another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.


Greyhounds are . . .
 
2013-01-31 12:40:49 PM

another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.


They only breed with others from their own kind. Sounds pretty racist to me.
 
2013-01-31 12:40:51 PM

JohnAnnArbor: There was a project to figure out how to minimize the occurrence of rams mounting other rams instead of sheep, simply for reasons of productivity.


I love it.

"Our study shows that rams spend 40% of their time sleeping, 20% grazing, 25% of their time playing Farmville, 10% of their time mounting ewes, and 5% of their time mounting each other."
"Okay. Explain to them about sexual reproduction. And update the website blocker."
 
2013-01-31 12:40:55 PM

lunkhed: Anybody who owns a Pit or American Bull is going to be too stupid to understand much about animal behaviour.

Yeah, I've known a few owners of such things, all were stupider than the animals.


Birds of a feather...
 
2013-01-31 12:41:11 PM

Elegy: calm like a bomb: Mr Guy: calm like a bomb: Elegy: /never call a black man from the south a "punk"

The prefer to be addressed as "boy".

"You people"

That whole exchange was the height of original humor. Never heard jokes like that about the south before guys. You owe me a new keyboard, even.

(shrug)


firedaily.com
 
2013-01-31 12:41:46 PM

mooseyfate: another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.

They only breed with others from their own kind. Sounds pretty racist to me.


(antelope walks up to pride of Lions)  "Hey guys, can I join your club?"

Lions: "Whatsamatter boy, you lost?"

(nom)

HATE CRIME.
 
2013-01-31 12:47:50 PM

kwame: ModernPrimitive01: wait, I didn't think we were supposed to say gay here in TN. If you don't talk about it, it won't exist

I take it you've seen that moron's latest suggestion about informing parents if the teachers think their kids are gay.


oh yeah, yesterday in a local news paper he said something along the lines of "just pass the bill and it will no longer be an issue. we'll never have to speak of it ever again." He's also the idiot that is proposing we cut welfare money for the families of kids who get bad grades in school
 
2013-01-31 12:55:10 PM

mooseyfate: another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.

They only breed with others from their own kind. Sounds pretty racist to me.


The "Liger" would like a word with you.
 
2013-01-31 01:02:09 PM

mbillips: RoyFokker'sGhost: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

Yup, it's all about the owners.'Pit Bull' is a media name that covers 3 separate, recognized breeds. Spuds MacKenzie is a pit bull, so is 'Spot' from the Target ads.

No, they're not. Those are bull terriers, which are not considered pit bulls. The three breeds are American Pit Bull Terrier, the American Staffordshire Terrier, and the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, all of which have that blunt-muzzled bulldog/boxer look in the face, not the aardvark snoot of a bull terrier.



Yep, I've done training work with a few Bull Terriers, and they are aggravating little bastards.  Super stubborn and difficult to motivate, and can have strong prey drive.  Pit bulls, on the other hand, love people and are super eager to please and easy to train (which is how they were bred - to be easily handled by fight trainers).  They are likely to be dog aggressive (which is how they were bred - to fight other dogs).

Working with dog rescue, I've known MANY pit bulls.  Nowadays it's purse dogs, but I don't do the rescue thing any more.
 
2013-01-31 01:13:18 PM

GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.


That convoluted scenario is a lot more far-fetched then the given reason. Fetching pun not intended.
 
2013-01-31 01:17:25 PM
images.tribe.net

  This is also a sign of dominance.
 
2013-01-31 01:22:34 PM
FTA: While dogs are known to occasionally display homosexual behaviour...

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-01-31 01:26:09 PM

Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.


What the hell is wrong with his belly button?
 
2013-01-31 01:28:10 PM

Cythraul: Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.

What the hell is wrong with his belly button?


Pumped?
 
2013-01-31 01:28:52 PM

wellreadneck: Cythraul: Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.

What the hell is wrong with his belly button?

Pumped?


Does that mean he works out his belly button?
 
2013-01-31 01:30:25 PM

Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks


Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?
 
2013-01-31 01:31:42 PM

Cythraul: wellreadneck: Cythraul: Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.

What the hell is wrong with his belly button?

Pumped?

Does that mean he works out his belly button?


Surely you jest.
 
2013-01-31 01:35:08 PM

Elegy: Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks

Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?


I know rednecks with pitbulls, but I don't know any rednecks who would take a dog to an animal shelter as opposed to just setting it out.
 
2013-01-31 01:36:19 PM
"...is due to be put this afternoon down"...Is Yoda the Daily Fail editing now?
 
2013-01-31 01:43:01 PM
Well I know what got into me!
 
2013-01-31 01:55:29 PM

vudukungfu: Mr Guy: abfalter: My FEMALE dog "mounts" her brother sometimes basically to say in doggie language "You are my biatch now!"

What's great is when you have two female dogs, and you yell at one of them for something they did, and the other comes running over and humps the crap out of them for good measure.  You know, just to help, Daddy.

you owe me a new keyboard and a cup of Newman's Own


You're drinking salad dressing?
 
2013-01-31 01:58:18 PM

Godscrack: Problem?


Awesome pic, Cracky!
 
2013-01-31 02:00:40 PM

Elegy: Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks

Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?


Yes, actually. For similar cultural reasons as they're popular in the hip-hop culture. Honestly, you start comparing cultural norms across income brackets, and race tends to disappear. Compare hip-hop themes with country music themes sometime. Different, but similar.
 
2013-01-31 02:02:46 PM
Misleading headline of the year.
 
2013-01-31 02:10:44 PM
I have only one thing left to say . . . BAD DOG, BAD DOG
 
2013-01-31 02:12:14 PM
Onion?
 
2013-01-31 02:32:01 PM
ecimages.kobobooks.com
 
2013-01-31 02:40:06 PM

TopoGigo: Elegy: Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks

Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?

Yes, actually. For similar cultural reasons as they're popular in the hip-hop culture. Honestly, you start comparing cultural norms across income brackets, and race tends to disappear. Compare hip-hop themes with country music themes sometime. Different, but similar.


Yep. It's so blindingly obvious, yet people still cling to racism and preconceived stereotypes. It's almost like they just want to feel better than a whole shiatload of people as opposed to actually acknowledging a huge problem with society.
 
2013-01-31 02:57:37 PM

mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.


?
 
2013-01-31 03:00:11 PM
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
 
2013-01-31 03:07:08 PM
What, pray tell, is the situation if a small female dog humps a male cat, as is known to happen from time to time around our yard?
 
2013-01-31 03:10:19 PM

fruitloop: That dog was dependent upon its Owner.  He loved his Owner, he obeyed his Owner, he had loyalty for his Owner, and his Owner provided for him.  That dog chose to be gay, which is an abomination in his Owner's eyes, and for that he was punished by his Owner as his Owner saw fit.

/until someone else adopts him.
//am i doing it right?


...I am going to Hell for laughing at that.
 
2013-01-31 03:15:02 PM

Terrydatroll: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.

?


I know, posting a response to someone with "troll" in their name is a confusing thing to do, but I did it anyway.
 
2013-01-31 03:23:28 PM
My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything.  What does that make him?
<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img826/2329/75454919.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
 
2013-01-31 03:35:47 PM

mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.

?

I know, posting a response to someone with "troll" in their name is a confusing thing to do, but I did it anyway.


If you're gonna make his post dodge the ignore filter I had on him, at least add something interesting afterward, OK?
 
2013-01-31 03:37:30 PM

destrip: What, pray tell, is the situation if a small female dog humps a male cat, as is known to happen from time to time around our yard?



Dominance. The dog is essentially saying to the cat, "I'm not going to kill you, but you need to understand that I'm the boss here and you need to be submissive to me."

Gender is irrelevant to it, and even small dogs can be dominant.
 
2013-01-31 03:41:58 PM

zabadu: My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything.  What does that make him?
<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img826/2329/75454919.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Probably pretty happy I would guess.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:24 PM

zabadu: My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything.  What does that make him?
<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img826/2329/75454919.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


My hero.
 
2013-01-31 04:23:37 PM

snowjack: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.

?

I know, posting a response to someone with "troll" in their name is a confusing thing to do, but I did it anyway.

If you're gonna make his post dodge the ignore filter I had on him, at least add something interesting afterward, OK?


You can't put enough seasoning on a piece of shiat to make it edible.
 
2013-01-31 04:51:17 PM
our weiner dog, "boo radley" humps anything, male,female ,dog,cat, human ,furniture, pillows. and he has been fixed. never thought of a label for him except horny little dog.

also you know the best way to stop a dog humping your leg?
give him a hand job.
 
2013-01-31 05:38:21 PM
When I was a kid, my dad often took me and my brothers to this place after spending the day at nearby Dennis the Menace Park:

i46.tinypic.com

A McDonald's stands on the spot now. :(
 
2013-01-31 06:33:07 PM
Gay still means "happy", folks.
 
2013-01-31 07:13:22 PM
What do you call it when your dog humps the coffee table, the steps, trees and other things made of wood?
 
2013-01-31 08:08:40 PM

irreverend mother: What do you call it when your dog humps the coffee table, the steps, trees and other things made of wood?


Funny.
 
2013-01-31 09:08:49 PM
Whomever gave the dog up because of that gives not only Tennessee a bad name but Christians as well. Evil like theirs saddens me. As a psychology major I can't even wrap my head around it, and figuring people out is my "thing". The person needs to be tracked down so they can explain themselves.
 
2013-01-31 09:39:28 PM

GAT_00: Cythraul: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

Do you think the owner is that smart?

Well, I thought it up, so it's more than possible.



Well, hell, if even GAT_00 can think of it...
 
2013-02-01 12:08:41 AM

zabadu: My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything.  What does that make him?


A male with a flexible back.
 
2013-02-01 12:12:31 AM

irreverend mother: What do you call it when your dog humps the coffee table, the steps, trees and other things made of wood?


2.bp.blogspot.com
A witch hunter.
 
2013-02-01 06:09:04 AM

ParagonComplex: Whomever gave the dog up because of that gives not only Tennessee a bad name but Christians as well. Evil like theirs saddens me. As a psychology major I can't even wrap my head around it, and figuring people out is my "thing". The person needs to be tracked down so they can explain themselves.


I'm sorry, but the definition of "evil" has ben rewritten to give people who do evil for moral reasons a free ride.
 
2013-02-01 07:14:31 AM
all articles with the word "gay" in them make me laugh

gay = instant funnie
 
2013-02-01 10:01:30 AM
Dear Tennessee,

Dogs sniff other dogs butts, and if you don't neuter them they hump everything they can. It's what dogs do.

love,

the rest of the US.
 
2013-02-01 11:00:30 PM
dogs will hump anything.  female dogs, male dogs, humans, stuffed animals, trees.  doesn't mean its gay.
 
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