irreverend mother: What do you call it when your dog humps the coffee table, the steps, trees and other things made of wood?
GAT_00: Cythraul: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die. So he turned him into a cause celebere.Do you think the owner is that smart?Well, I thought it up, so it's more than possible.
zabadu: My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything. What does that make him?
ParagonComplex: Whomever gave the dog up because of that gives not only Tennessee a bad name but Christians as well. Evil like theirs saddens me. As a psychology major I can't even wrap my head around it, and figuring people out is my "thing". The person needs to be tracked down so they can explain themselves.
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