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2013-01-31 12:31:46 PM
yer dog needs his face mooshed up
not killing 'im
how stupid was that owner?
 
2013-01-31 12:32:18 PM
Sentenced to death is wrong enough but
sentenced to death in Tennessee?
What is wrong with these people?
 
2013-01-31 12:33:26 PM

ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.


cows?

t1.gstatic.com

or would that be chickens?
 
2013-01-31 12:35:14 PM
Somebody get the President on the phone. He won't stand for this.
Official campaign merchandise (I know, 'cause I bought one from them):

3.bp.blogspot.com

http://passedupstrange.blogspot.com/2012/08/gay-dogs-for-obama.html
 
2013-01-31 12:35:38 PM
I guess my dog is functionally gay, but that's not really his fault. The humans won't let him hump them, and the only other mammal in the house is the cat, who is male. And hell, even I've never actually seen any direct evidence that the cat isn't a girl cat, but that's what the vet tells me.

And I will say this, the cat could try a lot harder to keep it from happening, if it wanted to.
 
2013-01-31 12:37:54 PM

ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.


Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.
 
2013-01-31 12:38:36 PM

Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.


Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.
 
2013-01-31 12:39:21 PM

another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.


Greyhounds are . . .
 
2013-01-31 12:40:49 PM

another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.


They only breed with others from their own kind. Sounds pretty racist to me.
 
2013-01-31 12:40:51 PM

JohnAnnArbor: There was a project to figure out how to minimize the occurrence of rams mounting other rams instead of sheep, simply for reasons of productivity.


I love it.

"Our study shows that rams spend 40% of their time sleeping, 20% grazing, 25% of their time playing Farmville, 10% of their time mounting ewes, and 5% of their time mounting each other."
"Okay. Explain to them about sexual reproduction. And update the website blocker."
 
2013-01-31 12:40:55 PM

lunkhed: Anybody who owns a Pit or American Bull is going to be too stupid to understand much about animal behaviour.

Yeah, I've known a few owners of such things, all were stupider than the animals.


Birds of a feather...
 
2013-01-31 12:41:11 PM

Elegy: calm like a bomb: Mr Guy: calm like a bomb: Elegy: /never call a black man from the south a "punk"

The prefer to be addressed as "boy".

"You people"

That whole exchange was the height of original humor. Never heard jokes like that about the south before guys. You owe me a new keyboard, even.

(shrug)


firedaily.com
 
2013-01-31 12:41:46 PM

mooseyfate: another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.

They only breed with others from their own kind. Sounds pretty racist to me.


(antelope walks up to pride of Lions)  "Hey guys, can I join your club?"

Lions: "Whatsamatter boy, you lost?"

(nom)

HATE CRIME.
 
2013-01-31 12:47:50 PM

kwame: ModernPrimitive01: wait, I didn't think we were supposed to say gay here in TN. If you don't talk about it, it won't exist

I take it you've seen that moron's latest suggestion about informing parents if the teachers think their kids are gay.


oh yeah, yesterday in a local news paper he said something along the lines of "just pass the bill and it will no longer be an issue. we'll never have to speak of it ever again." He's also the idiot that is proposing we cut welfare money for the families of kids who get bad grades in school
 
2013-01-31 12:55:10 PM

mooseyfate: another cultural observer: ABQGOD: Homosexuality exists in 1500 species, homophobia in only one.

Maybe, but animals are pretty racist.

They only breed with others from their own kind. Sounds pretty racist to me.


The "Liger" would like a word with you.
 
2013-01-31 01:02:09 PM

mbillips: RoyFokker'sGhost: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

Yup, it's all about the owners.'Pit Bull' is a media name that covers 3 separate, recognized breeds. Spuds MacKenzie is a pit bull, so is 'Spot' from the Target ads.

No, they're not. Those are bull terriers, which are not considered pit bulls. The three breeds are American Pit Bull Terrier, the American Staffordshire Terrier, and the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, all of which have that blunt-muzzled bulldog/boxer look in the face, not the aardvark snoot of a bull terrier.



Yep, I've done training work with a few Bull Terriers, and they are aggravating little bastards.  Super stubborn and difficult to motivate, and can have strong prey drive.  Pit bulls, on the other hand, love people and are super eager to please and easy to train (which is how they were bred - to be easily handled by fight trainers).  They are likely to be dog aggressive (which is how they were bred - to fight other dogs).

Working with dog rescue, I've known MANY pit bulls.  Nowadays it's purse dogs, but I don't do the rescue thing any more.
 
2013-01-31 01:13:18 PM

GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.


That convoluted scenario is a lot more far-fetched then the given reason. Fetching pun not intended.
 
2013-01-31 01:17:25 PM
images.tribe.net

  This is also a sign of dominance.
 
2013-01-31 01:22:34 PM
FTA: While dogs are known to occasionally display homosexual behaviour...

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-01-31 01:26:09 PM

Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.


What the hell is wrong with his belly button?
 
2013-01-31 01:28:10 PM

Cythraul: Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.

What the hell is wrong with his belly button?


Pumped?
 
2013-01-31 01:28:52 PM

wellreadneck: Cythraul: Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.

What the hell is wrong with his belly button?

Pumped?


Does that mean he works out his belly button?
 
2013-01-31 01:30:25 PM

Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks


Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?
 
2013-01-31 01:31:42 PM

Cythraul: wellreadneck: Cythraul: Fox_Crimson: [images.tribe.net image 393x609]

  This is also a sign of dominance.

What the hell is wrong with his belly button?

Pumped?

Does that mean he works out his belly button?


Surely you jest.
 
2013-01-31 01:35:08 PM

Elegy: Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks

Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?


I know rednecks with pitbulls, but I don't know any rednecks who would take a dog to an animal shelter as opposed to just setting it out.
 
2013-01-31 01:36:19 PM
"...is due to be put this afternoon down"...Is Yoda the Daily Fail editing now?
 
2013-01-31 01:43:01 PM
Well I know what got into me!
 
2013-01-31 01:55:29 PM

vudukungfu: Mr Guy: abfalter: My FEMALE dog "mounts" her brother sometimes basically to say in doggie language "You are my biatch now!"

What's great is when you have two female dogs, and you yell at one of them for something they did, and the other comes running over and humps the crap out of them for good measure.  You know, just to help, Daddy.

you owe me a new keyboard and a cup of Newman's Own


You're drinking salad dressing?
 
2013-01-31 01:58:18 PM

Godscrack: Problem?


Awesome pic, Cracky!
 
2013-01-31 02:00:40 PM

Elegy: Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks

Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?


Yes, actually. For similar cultural reasons as they're popular in the hip-hop culture. Honestly, you start comparing cultural norms across income brackets, and race tends to disappear. Compare hip-hop themes with country music themes sometime. Different, but similar.
 
2013-01-31 02:02:46 PM
Misleading headline of the year.
 
2013-01-31 02:10:44 PM
I have only one thing left to say . . . BAD DOG, BAD DOG
 
2013-01-31 02:12:14 PM
Onion?
 
2013-01-31 02:32:01 PM
ecimages.kobobooks.com
 
2013-01-31 02:40:06 PM

TopoGigo: Elegy: Cold_Sassy: Stupid Rednecks

Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. Because pit bulls are such a popular breed of dog with rednecks, yes?

Yes, actually. For similar cultural reasons as they're popular in the hip-hop culture. Honestly, you start comparing cultural norms across income brackets, and race tends to disappear. Compare hip-hop themes with country music themes sometime. Different, but similar.


Yep. It's so blindingly obvious, yet people still cling to racism and preconceived stereotypes. It's almost like they just want to feel better than a whole shiatload of people as opposed to actually acknowledging a huge problem with society.
 
2013-01-31 02:57:37 PM

mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.


?
 
2013-01-31 03:00:11 PM
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
 
2013-01-31 03:07:08 PM
What, pray tell, is the situation if a small female dog humps a male cat, as is known to happen from time to time around our yard?
 
2013-01-31 03:10:19 PM

fruitloop: That dog was dependent upon its Owner.  He loved his Owner, he obeyed his Owner, he had loyalty for his Owner, and his Owner provided for him.  That dog chose to be gay, which is an abomination in his Owner's eyes, and for that he was punished by his Owner as his Owner saw fit.

/until someone else adopts him.
//am i doing it right?


...I am going to Hell for laughing at that.
 
2013-01-31 03:15:02 PM

Terrydatroll: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.

?


I know, posting a response to someone with "troll" in their name is a confusing thing to do, but I did it anyway.
 
2013-01-31 03:23:28 PM
My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything.  What does that make him?
<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img826/2329/75454919.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
 
2013-01-31 03:35:47 PM

mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.

?

I know, posting a response to someone with "troll" in their name is a confusing thing to do, but I did it anyway.


If you're gonna make his post dodge the ignore filter I had on him, at least add something interesting afterward, OK?
 
2013-01-31 03:37:30 PM

destrip: What, pray tell, is the situation if a small female dog humps a male cat, as is known to happen from time to time around our yard?



Dominance. The dog is essentially saying to the cat, "I'm not going to kill you, but you need to understand that I'm the boss here and you need to be submissive to me."

Gender is irrelevant to it, and even small dogs can be dominant.
 
2013-01-31 03:41:58 PM

zabadu: My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything.  What does that make him?
<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img826/2329/75454919.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Probably pretty happy I would guess.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:24 PM

zabadu: My dog gives himself blow jobs and does not hump anything.  What does that make him?
<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img826/2329/75454919.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


My hero.
 
2013-01-31 04:23:37 PM

snowjack: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: mooseyfate: Terrydatroll: vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?

I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.

Not even 200 years ago, Black people in this country were being bred like animals for one reason. Something tells me your opinion of them is quite similar to your opinion of Pit Bulls. You've probably never considered that we, as humans, are such terrible sacks of shiat, we can't even be trusted to raise a dog, let alone treat a fellow human like a farking HUMAN.

?

I know, posting a response to someone with "troll" in their name is a confusing thing to do, but I did it anyway.

If you're gonna make his post dodge the ignore filter I had on him, at least add something interesting afterward, OK?


You can't put enough seasoning on a piece of shiat to make it edible.
 
2013-01-31 04:51:17 PM
our weiner dog, "boo radley" humps anything, male,female ,dog,cat, human ,furniture, pillows. and he has been fixed. never thought of a label for him except horny little dog.

also you know the best way to stop a dog humping your leg?
give him a hand job.
 
2013-01-31 05:38:21 PM
When I was a kid, my dad often took me and my brothers to this place after spending the day at nearby Dennis the Menace Park:

i46.tinypic.com

A McDonald's stands on the spot now. :(
 
2013-01-31 06:33:07 PM
Gay still means "happy", folks.
 
2013-01-31 07:13:22 PM
What do you call it when your dog humps the coffee table, the steps, trees and other things made of wood?
 
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