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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 09:14:31 AM
You hump my leg, you die. Is that hard to understand?
 
2013-01-31 09:21:14 AM

ZAZ: You hump my leg, you die. Is that hard to understand?


I was just trying to be friendly :(
 
2013-01-31 09:30:52 AM
And by the time the Daily Fail, and for that matter Fark, got around to it, the dog is already set to be adopted, per Jackson Euthanasia.
 
2013-01-31 09:31:17 AM
FTA: But animal experts say this is a sign of dominance not sexuality

You would think some Redneck Bubba would be all about having a more 'masculine,' dominant dog, then. Apparently not.

And barring any severe anti-social behavior, I'd adopt this dog in a heartbeat.
 
2013-01-31 09:32:19 AM
Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.
 
2013-01-31 09:35:08 AM
Talk about your chocolate labs...
 
2013-01-31 09:35:39 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.


Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.
 
2013-01-31 09:39:08 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.


Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.
 
2013-01-31 09:39:49 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.


Anyone who can do it to an animal can do it to a human.
 
2013-01-31 09:40:05 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.


Do you think the owner is that smart?
 
2013-01-31 09:41:49 AM

Cythraul: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

Do you think the owner is that smart?


Well, I thought it up, so it's more than possible.
 
2013-01-31 09:44:03 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.


I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.
 
2013-01-31 09:47:07 AM

Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.


Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.
 
2013-01-31 09:50:27 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com
why not send the little guy here?
 
2013-01-31 09:54:47 AM

GAT_00: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.

Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.


Oh.  You could be.
 
2013-01-31 10:00:21 AM

kbronsito: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
why not send the little guy here?


Talk about a blast from the past.

/can't believe how long ago that actually was
 
2013-01-31 10:34:40 AM

kbronsito: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
why not send the little guy here?


...and we're done.
 
2013-01-31 10:35:26 AM
This is why inbreeding is illegal.....and no I'm not talking about the dog.
 
2013-01-31 10:36:26 AM
Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.
 
2013-01-31 10:37:44 AM

GAT_00: And by the time the Daily Fail, and for that matter Fark, got around to it, the dog is already set to be adopted, per Jackson Euthanasia.


That's okay, we can still agree that the dog's owner deserves a lead pipe across the back of his head (assuming the gay thing was the real reason for the surrender).
 
2013-01-31 10:37:46 AM
Pitbulls should all be destroyed. And their owners should be destroyed too. Have you seen that program "Pitbulls and Parolees"? Like they even needed to specify the class after saying 'pitbulls and...'

Go get some more tattoos, Harley.
 
2013-01-31 10:38:24 AM
Don't be be gay, Sparky!

/roll over
//play dead
///don't be gay
 
2013-01-31 10:39:13 AM
 

Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.

Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.

Oh.  You could be.



Or, the owner knew darn well what aggressive dominant behavior looks like, and decided he could either train the dominance out of the dog, or just go, "Screw it, I'm not putting that much effort into making sure a Pit Bull type mutt is well socialized" and dumped it.
 
2013-01-31 10:39:26 AM
That guy's next dog will be caught humping his girlfriend.
 
2013-01-31 10:39:38 AM
www.funfive.net

Problem?
 
2013-01-31 10:40:03 AM

Vodka Zombie: Oh. You could be.


Why don't you come down for a visit?  I'll feed you some BBQ and tater salad, then hook you up with some people who will embarrass you with how wrong you are.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:16 AM
Being the source of the article I would bet this is less about the dog being gay and more about the dog being an unclaimed stray.

Daily Mail, we will spin anything for clicks.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:32 AM

doglover: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Anyone who can do it to an animal can do it to a human.


So you are saying that this guy would abandon someone for being gay? Probably. However, he didn't kill the dog and probably wouldn't kill a human gay person.

On the other hand, you swat a mosquito for sucking, does that mean you will kill a human for sucking?
 
2013-01-31 10:40:37 AM

Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.


Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.
 
2013-01-31 10:41:11 AM
I love my dead gay dog.
 
2013-01-31 10:41:45 AM
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I love my dead gay dog!!!
 
2013-01-31 10:42:26 AM

Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.


It's kinda funny, seeing you call somebody ignorant, then immediately making a foolish statement of your own.

Silly troll is silly.
 
2013-01-31 10:43:15 AM
I hope the new owner names him "Bear".
 
2013-01-31 10:43:16 AM

Cythraul: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.


I agree 100%. The guy merely abandoned him. The whole "humping another male dog" was probably just an excuse and he was tired of caring for the animal so he took him to the shelter. I would have taken it behind the house and shot it in the  head if it were me, but then I have balls.
 
2013-01-31 10:44:14 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Being the source of the article I would bet this is less about the dog being gay and more about the dog being an unclaimed stray.

Daily Mail, we will spin anything for clicks.


I was thinking the same thing. Farkers be giving too much credibility to the Daily Fail.
 
2013-01-31 10:44:41 AM
TASTES LIKE HATE
 
2013-01-31 10:45:10 AM
He did seem to be licking his balls a little longer than the other dogs . . .
 
2013-01-31 10:45:11 AM

ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".


What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:05 AM
That dog was dependent upon its Owner.  He loved his Owner, he obeyed his Owner, he had loyalty for his Owner, and his Owner provided for him.  That dog chose to be gay, which is an abomination in his Owner's eyes, and for that he was punished by his Owner as his Owner saw fit.

/until someone else adopts him.
//am i doing it right?
 
2013-01-31 10:46:18 AM
I think that means that all dog parks should be gay dog parks.  Damn things are always just humping whatever is around and having a gay old time.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:19 AM
That did it! I am going to march right down to Midtown and adopt a lesbian today.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:42 AM

vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

It's kinda funny, seeing you call somebody ignorant, then immediately making a foolish statement of your own.

Silly troll is silly.


Sorry ausfahrk, thought I was quoting Vicioushobbit. :-)
 
2013-01-31 10:47:27 AM

Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.


Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?
 
2013-01-31 10:47:35 AM

Terrydatroll: Cythraul: Terrydatroll: Putting the dog down because it is gay is the epitome of ignorant. Putting it down because it is a Pit Bull is the smart thing to do. Still, being a Pit Bull being put down for any reason is acceptable.

Well, technically that's not why the animal shelter is putting it down, that's just why the owner gave him up.

I agree 100%. The guy merely abandoned him. The whole "humping another male dog" was probably just an excuse and he was tired of caring for the animal so he took him to the shelter. I would have taken it behind the house and shot it in the  head if it were me, but then I have balls.


I wonder if there are any bark-the-gay-away dog sexual rehabilitation clinics?
 
2013-01-31 10:47:56 AM

kbronsito: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
why not send the little guy here?


"He's doing something to his ass.  He's not kicking his ass, but definitely doing something to his ass"
 
2013-01-31 10:47:57 AM

Mr Guy: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Vodka Zombie: GAT_00: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Well, they can't put gay humans to death like they want to, so they have to take it out on the animals.

Yeah, I hate to be all hyperbolic, but anyone who can do this to an animal for suspected homosexual activity makes me wonder about their attitude towards human homosexuals.

Or, since the dog got adopted within two days - tinfoil on - the dog's nothing of the sort, but it was an owner that couldn't afford to take care of it anymore, but wanted to make sure the dog didn't have to die.  So he turned him into a cause celebere.

I'd be willing to believe that if it was pretty much anywhere but Tennessee.

Well, I live here and I just thought it up, so...

Unless your premise is that I'm the smartest person in the state, and I know damn well that I'm not.

Oh.  You could be.


Or, the owner knew darn well what aggressive dominant behavior looks like, and decided he could either train the dominance out of the dog, or just go, "Screw it, I'm not putting that much effort into making sure a Pit Bull type mutt is well socialized" and dumped it.


Yeah, maybe.  I think if this yokel had that much of a problem with homosexuality, the dog wouldn't have made it to the shelter in the first place.
 
2013-01-31 10:48:48 AM
Interesting that the paper that spewed bile and outrageous homophobia over the death of a gay pop star should defend a "gay" dog by referring to Bruce Bagemihl's excellent (and sometimes hilarious) book, "Biological Exuberance". I can only conclude that they are massive hypocritical twats. Which is what I thought anyway about the Daily Fail.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:23 AM
www.thescrib.com
Not amused
 
2013-01-31 10:51:27 AM
www.popcrunch.com

/Really, I'm the first?
 
2013-01-31 10:52:03 AM

vicioushobbit: Terrydatroll: ausfahrk: I hope the new owner names him "Bear".

What foolish statement? I merely stated my opinion which reflects the opinion of most non-pitbull fantics. They are a breed that should not exist in a modern society.

Silly troll can't even respond to the right person.  I'm not a pit bull fanatic.  I've merely met several of them.  I've been bitten bloody by more errant chihuahuas than barked at loudly by pitt bulls.  Guess which group of dogs had responsible owners?


I agreel. Little dogs are more vicious and nip and snap. Big dogs are usually calmer but when they do bite it is more damaging. When pitbulls attack it is met by horrible disfigurment and/or death because that is what they were bred for. Rottweilers have taken the top spot in recent years for mangling attacks because of the proliferation of the breed and the asshats who usually own them, but they don't usually turn on their owners and owners family. Pitbulls were bred for one reason and being pets wasn't one of them.
 
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