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2013-01-31 12:55:46 PM  
Ok. I chortled.

Also this:

i.dailymail.co.uk

could be made amusing.
 
2013-01-31 01:25:11 PM  
There are heterosexual female soccer players? How about that.
 
2013-01-31 01:38:06 PM  
Slipped one past the goalie, eh?
 
2013-01-31 01:43:17 PM  
There's an A-Rod joke here somewhere...wish I was witty enough to find it myself
 
2013-01-31 01:50:38 PM  

JRaynor: There's an A-Rod joke here somewhere...wish I was witty enough to find it myself


A thread about a female soccer player, with the prospects of being filled with pictures of other female soccer players, and you brought up A-Rod.

Hell, I'm beyond disappointed.
 
2013-01-31 01:51:15 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: There are heterosexual female soccer players? How about that.


hahha - only dikes play sports!
 
2013-01-31 02:02:39 PM  

Mangoose: Ok. I chortled.

Also this:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x439]

could be made amusing.


Kind of a "Penis Goes Where" moment.
 
2013-01-31 02:30:29 PM  
Context HOTY candidate
 
2013-01-31 02:30:45 PM  

Killer Cars: JRaynor: There's an A-Rod joke here somewhere...wish I was witty enough to find it myself

A thread about a female soccer player, with the prospects of being filled with pictures of other female soccer players, and you brought up A-Rod.


A = amy
Rod = Rodriguez
 
2013-01-31 02:31:28 PM  
wow, her husband looks like a clown
 
2013-01-31 02:47:23 PM  
Meh...just spray some of this stuff on her belly.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-31 02:49:26 PM  

litespeed74: Meh...just spray some of this stuff on her belly.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x281]


I think the opportunity for stuff to have been sprayed on her belly has passed.
 
2013-01-31 02:58:58 PM  
Should have used her head
 
2013-01-31 03:06:34 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
I wish her and Nicolas Cage all the best. May their first child be a masculine child.

/even if it's female
 
2013-01-31 03:08:26 PM  
As someone who can't wait for the Portland Thorns FC season to begin:

Suck it, S**ttle. Suck it long and hard.

/Seriously, that would help prevent this in the future.
 
2013-01-31 03:13:53 PM  
 Amy Rodriguez, right, married her water polo star husband Adam Shilling, left, in 2011

That's a damned lie.  There's no such thing as a water polo star.
 
2013-01-31 03:27:45 PM  
Seattle's new professional women's soccer team has lost one of its star players after she accidentally fell pregnant.

They make it should like she tripped and fell on an erection.
 
2013-01-31 03:32:43 PM  

browneye: Seattle's new professional women's soccer team has lost one of its star players after she accidentally fell pregnant.

They make it should like she tripped and fell on an erection.


She's probably faking it anyway, for stoppage time.
 
2013-01-31 03:52:45 PM  

PullItOut: As someone who can't wait for the Portland Thorns FC season to begin:

Suck it, S**ttle. Suck it long and hard.

/Seriously, that would help prevent this in the future.


PTFC

/also - that's purty funny
 
2013-01-31 04:02:57 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

*Haters gonna hate*

/also "dat ass"
 
2013-01-31 04:06:47 PM  
Just kill it off with a convenience abortion, right liberal baby-murderers?
 
2013-01-31 04:24:00 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Just kill it off with a convenience abortion, right liberal baby-murderers?


Better then massive late term abortions, right conservative gun lovers?
 
2013-01-31 04:25:21 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: WhoopAssWayne: Just kill it off with a convenience abortion, right liberal baby-murderers?

Better then massive late term abortions, right conservative gun lovers?


[ohsnap.jpg]
 
2013-01-31 04:32:21 PM  
I would hate to get kicked in the balls by her.
/You would become a instant post-op tranny with a vag the size of Octomom's
 
2013-01-31 04:38:32 PM  

lunchinlewis: litespeed74: Meh...just spray some of this stuff on her belly.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x281]

I think the opportunity for stuff to have been sprayed on her belly has passed.



Aaaand I think we have a winner. Thread's over.  Last Farker out turn off the lights and grab the beer?
 
2013-01-31 04:45:38 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: WhoopAssWayne: Just kill it off with a convenience abortion, right liberal baby-murderers?

Better then massive late term abortions, right conservative gun lovers?


Both of you, take it over to the Politics tab. Plenty of mud to roll around in over there without cluttering up Sports.
 
2013-01-31 04:48:50 PM  
The Women's world cup isn't until 2015. So long as she's good to go for that is all that matters to me.
 
2013-01-31 04:58:34 PM  
Nothing a blatant dive down the stairs couldn't fix.
 
2013-01-31 05:21:56 PM  
public.bay.livefilestore.com
 
2013-01-31 05:58:21 PM  
Never really considered this problem but I don't really watch professional athletics involving ladies. You'd think at that level that would be something you'd be careful of. I wonder if this is written into women athletes' contracts?
 
2013-01-31 06:34:54 PM  
Water Polo players do in fact know about the hole.
/which is 2 meters out, but still.
 
2013-01-31 07:45:06 PM  
So wait, we're trying Women's professional soccer for the 3rd time?

because it has to work now, right?
 
2013-01-31 08:11:21 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x631]

*Haters gonna hate*

/also "dat ass"


Something tells me that she could crush your head like a walnut between those cheeks.
 
2013-01-31 08:40:17 PM  

litespeed74: Meh...just spray some of this stuff on her belly.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x281]


i like the way you think
 
2013-01-31 08:44:27 PM  

PullItOut: Slaves2Darkness: WhoopAssWayne: Just kill it off with a convenience abortion, right liberal baby-murderers?

Better then massive late term abortions, right conservative gun lovers?

Both of you, take it over to the Politics tab. Plenty of mud to roll around in over there without cluttering up Sports.


ok, that name, in this article, made me smirk almost
 
2013-02-01 06:58:46 AM  

browneye: Seattle's new professional women's soccer team has lost one of its star players after she accidentally fell pregnant.

They make it should like she tripped and fell on an erection.


how babby is formed?
 
2013-02-01 07:56:40 AM  
All daddy wanted was a blowjob.
 
2013-02-01 09:01:16 AM  

o5iiawah: So wait, we're trying Women's professional soccer for the 3rd time?

because it has to work now, right?


It would have worked the last time if it had worked in cooperation witht he MLS instead of in competition with it. They used to televise their games opposite each other so you had to pick one or the other
 
2013-02-01 01:50:10 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I wonder if this is written into women athletes' contracts?


I don't think that would be legal.

So if she were to get an abortion, would they start referring to the procedure by the name of doctor that performed it in all subsequent female sports-related (em-dash FTW!) abortions?
 
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