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(Japan Times)   Not to worry, but the latest viral infection is spread by bite from microscopic mites. Oh, there's no vaccine and it's now fatal? Actually EVERYBODY PANIC   (japantimes.co.jp) divider line 15
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2013-01-31 01:12:23 PM  
9 votes:
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DYIN' O' MITES!
2013-01-31 01:28:31 PM  
3 votes:
Thank God they're not antisem mites.

/Rabid antisem mites at that.
2013-01-31 01:53:42 PM  
2 votes:
We must be allowed to defend ourselves.  Microscopic guns for everybody!
2013-01-31 12:32:33 PM  
2 votes:
"the new viral infection, called severe fever with thrombocytopenia syndrome"
 
I refuse to panic until they come up with a better name for this pandemic.
2013-01-31 09:06:18 PM  
1 votes:

Aquapope: Oh my God! The Japanese are dead!!! Why didn't this make bigger news? This will play hell on Asian markets? Where will we get our cars?


We have some Japanese DNA.  We can breed them on a remote island.  We just need to make sure they are all female and introduce a genetic lysine deficiency so they can't escape into the wild.
2013-01-31 02:43:18 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Rhypskallion: One person in Japan, died because of an unusual virus never seen before in Japan?
Sounds like...ninjas.

Mite ninjas?.


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2013-01-31 02:26:12 PM  
1 votes:

WeenerGord: xanadian: At least it's not Saturday Night Fever:  the musculo-neurological syndrome where a patient has to "boogie" and ends up dancing to death.


I can't stop my leg!


You.

I like you.

You can stay on my lawn.
2013-01-31 02:14:34 PM  
1 votes:
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
2013-01-31 02:05:30 PM  
1 votes:

Rhypskallion: One person in Japan, died because of an unusual virus never seen before in Japan?
Sounds like...ninjas.


Mite ninjas?.
2013-01-31 02:00:24 PM  
1 votes:

xanadian: At least it's not Saturday Night Fever:  the musculo-neurological syndrome where a patient has to "boogie" and ends up dancing to death.



I can't stop my leg!
2013-01-31 01:11:34 PM  
1 votes:

xanadian: Alebak: Amos Quito: "the new viral infection, called severe fever with thrombocytopenia syndrome"
 
I refuse to panic until they come up with a better name for this pandemic.

DEATH BLENDER FEVER

At least it's not Saturday Night Fever:  the musculo-neurological syndrome where a patient has to "boogie" and ends up dancing to death.


True facts: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518 that was actually a thing that already happened
2013-01-31 01:11:33 PM  
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: BKITU: Is a man in Brazil coughing, yet?

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.


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2013-01-31 01:04:57 PM  
1 votes:
When in panic, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Maybe also put a bag over your head. It might help.
2013-01-31 12:33:58 PM  
1 votes:
The syndrome - characterized by symptoms such as nausea, depletion of blood platelets, a fall in appetite and headaches - can also be transmitted through contact with a victim's blood and bodily fluids.

So I should stop getting pee'd on by Asian hookers?
2013-01-31 11:43:21 AM  
1 votes:
It's only a mite fatal.
 
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