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(Fox News)   For a guy who spent his career behind one of the best offensive lines, you'd think he'd know a bit about protection   (foxnews.com) divider line 38
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2013-01-31 10:18:11 AM
The other day I tried telling my little nephew of a time when the Dolphins were one of the best teams in the league.

Oh, to hear the laughter of a child.

I guess Dan knows all about that.
 
2013-01-31 10:36:21 AM
Guess Isotoner never made condoms.
 
2013-01-31 10:37:09 AM
They always said he had the quickest release in the game.
 
2013-01-31 10:48:52 AM
Should have kept his helmet on.

www.tonyandkris.com
 
2013-01-31 10:54:13 AM
Never would have happened if Ray Finkle's mother had gotten her wish.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:08 AM
What surname is given to bastard children in Florida? Will she be called Chloe Light Rain Everyday at Around 3:30?
 
2013-01-31 11:18:23 AM
so many "wide receiver" / "tight end" jokes, so little time....
 
2013-01-31 11:21:39 AM
As someone who grew up hating Dan Marino, I'm getting a kick...

/laces out, of course
 
2013-01-31 11:23:13 AM
Should've thrown it in the end zone
 
2013-01-31 11:23:14 AM

AnotherBluesStringer: The other day I tried telling my little nephew of a time when the Dolphins were one of the best teams in the league.

Oh, to hear the laughter of a child.


I was talking about football with a high-school student a few months ago, and he couldn't believe that I was old enough to remember the phrase "World Champion Miami Dolphins."
 
2013-01-31 11:30:52 AM
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-01-31 11:45:21 AM
ZOMG!!>!>!>!>*&@#)@&*#)(*@#  A white guy on tv has a kid out of wedlock.

Ray Lewis has six kids with four different women, whatever
 
2013-01-31 11:46:00 AM
Ribs out, Dan!
 
2013-01-31 11:51:30 AM
Just like Marino to stay in the pocket too long.
 
2013-01-31 11:52:36 AM
Marino tells The Post that he is still married to Claire, his wife of nearly 30 years.

Awkwaaard.
 
2013-01-31 11:53:16 AM

Shamelessly stolen from the Deadspin comments

For all of you who are like, "OH, THAT POOR WOMAN!" you can just stop right there. She knew damn well when she got involved with Marino that she'd never be seeing a ring.
 
2013-01-31 11:55:43 AM

InfrasonicTom: Ray Lewis has six kids with four different women, whatever


Also, Dan Marino never tried to cover up the facts his friends killed a guy...
 
2013-01-31 11:59:56 AM
He forgot his Isoboner Love Glove on 4th and inches.
 
2013-01-31 12:16:02 PM
So she didn't get a ring either?

/sorry
 
2013-01-31 12:23:22 PM
So a former football players is a pig and knocked up a two-bit whore? Well, slap me to the side of a hog and roll me in the mud--I'm SHOCKED!

Seriously--who doesn't get a vasectomy after their last legitimate kid?  Marino's more than a pig--he's an idiot, apparently.
 
2013-01-31 12:28:04 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Guess Isotoner never made condoms.


Came for Isotoner jokes leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-31 12:40:51 PM
I'm guessing she heard he had a Wonderlic of 15, and didn't really understand what that meant.
 
2013-01-31 12:45:08 PM
that lady is a hottie.


/gummy smile
 
2013-01-31 12:49:05 PM
Should have had a glove on, Dan!


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2013-01-31 12:51:40 PM

beerrun: Marino tells The Post that he is still married to Claire, his wife of nearly 30 years.

Awkwaaard.


I'm guessing he may not be seeing 31.

/Dannnny... Dannnnnnnny... HALF!
 
2013-01-31 01:35:15 PM
He never would have scored her if it wasn't for Ultra Slim Fast.
 
2013-01-31 02:25:18 PM
Is the kid named Mark Clayton Duper Jr.?
 
2013-01-31 02:34:41 PM
I hope her name wasn't Lois Einhorn.
 
2013-01-31 03:28:56 PM
This story annoys the crap out of me.  Why is his wife staying with him?  If he found out one of those six kids she had wasn't his, would Dan still be married to her?  No freaking way.  She'd be out on her ass with no $$ from him.  Stupid men and their stupid exceptionalism (which isn't even a real word).
 
2013-01-31 03:59:40 PM

miss jinxed: This story annoys the crap out of me.  Why is his wife staying with him?  If he found out one of those six kids she had wasn't his, would Dan still be married to her?  No freaking way.  She'd be out on her ass with no $$ from him.  Stupid men and their stupid exceptionalism (which isn't even a real word).


They're pretty catholic, so maybe she'll want a divorce, maybe not. He owns half of south Florida, so she wouldn't be "out on her ass with no $$$" if none of the six kids were his. Which is pretty nice for a fifty-year-old woman who's never had a job. He gave the mistress so much money she had to marry a banker.

Maybe Claire quit putting out right around the time Dan retired. How can you be unfaithful to somebody you're not screwing?
 
2013-01-31 07:01:55 PM
So if the offensive line was so good how is it he never had a run game?
 
2013-01-31 07:53:17 PM
It was a perfect spiral down the center.
 
2013-01-31 08:35:05 PM
Why on earth should I care about someone else's personal life?

I don't get this kind of voyeurism.
 
2013-01-31 10:09:02 PM
Get outta the box and toss it to the sideline!
 
2013-02-01 07:36:10 AM
Well, Dan always did have a tendency to stay in the pocket a bit too long.
 
2013-02-01 09:26:40 AM

gimmeafarkinname: So if the offensive line was so good how is it he never had a run game?


There is a huge difference between pass block and run block.
 
2013-02-03 11:03:19 AM

lawboy87: Well, Dan always did have a tendency to stay in the pocket a bit too long.


hahahaha
 
2013-02-03 11:05:07 AM
Well, no one's perfect, except for the 1972 Dolphins and Dan Marino
 
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