AnotherBluesStringer: The other day I tried telling my little nephew of a time when the Dolphins were one of the best teams in the league.Oh, to hear the laughter of a child.
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For all of you who are like, "OH, THAT POOR WOMAN!" you can just stop right there. She knew damn well when she got involved with Marino that she'd never be seeing a ring.
InfrasonicTom: Ray Lewis has six kids with four different women, whatever
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Guess Isotoner never made condoms.
beerrun: Marino tells The Post that he is still married to Claire, his wife of nearly 30 years.Awkwaaard.
miss jinxed: This story annoys the crap out of me. Why is his wife staying with him? If he found out one of those six kids she had wasn't his, would Dan still be married to her? No freaking way. She'd be out on her ass with no $$ from him. Stupid men and their stupid exceptionalism (which isn't even a real word).
gimmeafarkinname: So if the offensive line was so good how is it he never had a run game?
lawboy87: Well, Dan always did have a tendency to stay in the pocket a bit too long.
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