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(Daily Mail)   Think getting it on drops the pounds? Think again. Sex only burns 21 calories   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
    More: Interesting, University of Alabama at Birmingham, New England Journal of Medicine  
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2013-01-31 07:42:51 AM
then you're not doing it right...
 
2013-01-31 07:50:13 AM

ManateeGag: then you're not doing it right...


this is from the Daily Fail. British sex is obviously boring
 
2013-01-31 07:52:32 AM
And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.
 
2013-01-31 08:21:23 AM

ManateeGag: then you're not doing it right...

 
2013-01-31 08:21:59 AM

miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.


Well, you're not supposed to make a meal out of it.
 
2013-01-31 09:20:25 AM
Done in one.
 
2013-01-31 09:21:18 AM

miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....



So what diet guide did you get *that* from?!
 
2013-01-31 09:22:18 AM

miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.


Actually, it has negative calories. Yes, consuming it burns calories.
 
2013-01-31 09:23:05 AM
Guess I need to increase the number of reps.
 
2013-01-31 09:23:47 AM

ManateeGag: then you're not doing it right...


Exactly what I came here to say.
 
2013-01-31 09:24:23 AM

ManateeGag: then you're not doing it right...


FTFA: "average six-minute session... "

Pretty much what ManateeGag said
 
2013-01-31 09:24:25 AM

ManateeGag: then you're not doing it right...


FTFM
 
2013-01-31 09:24:36 AM

zipdog: miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.

Actually, it has negative calories. Yes, consuming it burns calories.


TONSof calories, actually.  And it tones the skin.  Its a miracle food, spread the word.
 
2013-01-31 09:24:51 AM

zipdog: miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.

Actually, it has negative calories. Yes, consuming it burns calories.


will try that line tonight, thanks.
 
2013-01-31 09:24:58 AM
The chasing and screaming beforehand is quite aerobic, I'd imagine.
 
2013-01-31 09:25:15 AM
Not even that if you just lie there and think of England.
 
2013-01-31 09:25:55 AM

Cythraul: miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.

Well, you're not supposed to make a meal out of it.


That is too time consuming.  Most women I know just take it straight from the source.
 
2013-01-31 09:26:14 AM
I call shenanigans. Carrying your partner downstairs at a run and strapping them into the harness before they come to...thats like 200 calories right there.
 
2013-01-31 09:28:28 AM
Well, doing it instead of moping over a bucket of chocolate icecream because you aren't getting any should help with weight even without burning additional calories.
 
2013-01-31 09:28:38 AM

ManateeGag: then you're not doing it right...


Seems like a pretty good calorie burn for 30 seconds of activity.
 
2013-01-31 09:28:57 AM
came for the "you're doing it wrong"

/came
 
2013-01-31 09:31:33 AM

somedude210: ManateeGag: then you're not doing it right...

this is from the Daily Fail. British sex is obviously boring


s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com

"Almost... almost... almost... there we are."

"Good show."
 
2013-01-31 09:34:36 AM
Maybe the way YOU do it.
art.penny-arcade.com
 /hot
 
2013-01-31 09:35:26 AM

zipdog: miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.

Actually, it has negative calories. Yes, consuming it burns calories.


I heard it also helps prevent breast and ovarian cancer.

If any guy in here says "citation needed," you are not a man, and you are not helping.
 
2013-01-31 09:37:02 AM
Medicinal
 
2013-01-31 09:38:27 AM
It all depends on the couple.

There's nothing like a female college student walking in on her 350 pound roommate rocking and rolling on her bed with an equally heavy boyfriend.  It took a minute for the rest of their bodies to catch up when they stopped having sex to glare at the other roommate.

Said female college student said she didn't know what the richter scale magnitude might have been.  But the flesh ripples were interesting.

Gotta love art students
 
2013-01-31 09:38:54 AM
there must be a lot of unsatisfied women in Britain.

/time to book a vacation
 
2013-01-31 09:38:54 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-01-31 09:40:47 AM
21 calories, 6 minutes...
 
2013-01-31 09:42:12 AM

ampoliros: 21 calories, 6 minutes...


Friggin new comment system.

I was going to say that there would seem to be a lot of women, "laying back and thinking of England" dragging down that average. Here's a tip, if you aren't participating, you aren't benefiting.
 
2013-01-31 09:47:02 AM
Since this comes from the UK I would suspect that wearing woman's underwear and being spanked wouldn't burn that many calories.
 
2013-01-31 09:54:37 AM

Mobutu: zipdog: miss diminutive: And yet semen contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories so....

...yeah.

Actually, it has negative calories. Yes, consuming it burns calories.

I heard it also helps prevent breast and ovarian cancer.

If any guy in here says "citation needed," you are not a man, and you are not helping.


Prevents throat and esophagus cancer too!
 
2013-01-31 09:55:33 AM

ampoliros: 21 calories, 6 minutes...


takes me way more than six minutes to get all the equipment set up never mind getting into costume
 
2013-01-31 09:59:22 AM
It just depends on how long you do it.  Yeah, if you take six minutes, you don't burn much.  If you take an hour...
 
2013-01-31 10:09:22 AM
So that's like 3.5 calories per minute? That would make it 105 calories for a half-hour session. Not bad, almost as good as walking...
 
2013-01-31 10:09:43 AM
Burns a lot more than 21... wanking to slick porn might be that low...

21 calories takes about 90 seconds, very few people include the energy needed to reverse our own body motion into the effort applied.
 
2013-01-31 10:12:16 AM
but if the sheep does not want to, you burn many more calories...
 
2013-01-31 10:16:29 AM
Maybe for subby's mom.

/Don't just lay there, damn!
 
2013-01-31 10:18:12 AM
I burn a lot more than that. Usually as I'm being chased down the block by her husband.
 
2013-01-31 10:19:42 AM
Maybe the way they do it. I guarantee I burn at least 35 kCal in those 3 minutes!
 
2013-01-31 10:21:02 AM
If she would haul her ass on top instead of lying there expecting me to do all the work, we might see that calorie count work its way up a bit, hmm?

/I don't know about other guys, but I got a severe ab workout when I was doing it every night on top
//burned so good
 
2013-01-31 10:22:02 AM

JackieRabbit: Maybe the way they do it. I guarantee I burn at least 35 kCal in those 3 minutes!




Username + Post = MATCH
 
2013-01-31 10:22:12 AM
To steal a comment from another FARKer from a similar thread long ago:

"Does that include the footchase through the underground parking garage?"
 
2013-01-31 10:29:07 AM
You know what I'd do if I had a million dollars?

I'd burn 42 calories at the same time, man.
 
2013-01-31 10:30:04 AM
Seriously, someone is using a really lightweight flogger/paddle.  I bet they're not counting set-up time arranging the restraints, ropes, carabiners, etc.  I can't even get organized for 21 calories.  It sounds like they need to spend more time on outdoor sex.
 
2013-01-31 10:37:30 AM
Everyone that keeps making fun of UK sex, FTFA:

David Allison, a biostatistician at the University of Alabama at Birmingham,


 So....  It seems doing it with your sister doesn't burn calories.
 
2013-01-31 10:38:53 AM
So just do it A LOT.

/problem solved.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:22 AM

Bill the Cat: So.... It seems doing it with your sister doesn't burn calories.


Not for only six minutes, anyways...
 
2013-01-31 10:42:58 AM

Bill the Cat: Everyone that keeps making fun of UK sex, FTFA:

David Allison, a biostatistician at the University of Alabama at Birmingham,


 So....  It seems doing it with your sister doesn't burn calories.


Not unless you and yor deddy pull a train on both put a train on yor momma and yor sister.
 
2013-01-31 10:45:29 AM
You need to have secks with another person.
 
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