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(Dumbass Daily)   Teen wins biggest balls competition, shows cops black underwear that belonged to the woman he was sleeping with--the wife of a Navy SEAL   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 13
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2013-01-31 10:34:59 AM
3 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk www3.pictures.stylebistro.com

/would Malcolm her middle
2013-01-31 11:23:27 AM
2 votes:

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.

Yeah, but this was a NAVY seal.
2013-01-31 11:19:38 AM
2 votes:

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.


Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?
2013-01-31 10:47:22 AM
2 votes:
When caught the teen said, "that's just ice cream."
2013-01-31 10:32:44 AM
2 votes:
She's got that retarded look, what with her eyes so close together.

fitness instructor

Sounds about right.
2013-01-31 09:48:43 AM
2 votes:
Seals are a bunch of pussies

/this posting done in jest anonymously behind the security of 7 proxies

//please don't hurt me
2013-01-31 06:27:57 PM
1 votes:
CSB?

I was sleeping with this girl I just started dating several years back and woke up to a really loud banging on the door at her place.

She looked *very worried* and said it might be her ex husband.

From the look on her face, I figured he might have roughed her up before (she was terrified), so I get out of bed and head off to the door to investigate with the intent that if it *was* him, I was going to kick his lily ass if he so much as looked at her in a menacing way.

Turns out it was just the maintenance guys telling us they were turning off the furnace and there wouldn't be any hot water for a while.

She then proceeds to tell me her ex husband was a Navy SEAL (she was being honest) and that he never hit her, but she was worried what he'd do to me even though they were divorced for a few years.

-I was in the Navy for a short time myself and had several years of Kempo and Kung Fu (from world champions in both, which is why I wasn't worried about some random guy beating on the door). Twice in my life, I've had to defend one of my idiot friends from multiple guys coming after them, once 3 guys, another time 5 guys (drunk frat guys both times oddly enough). -I'm not afraid of getting my ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass if necessary to defend someone I care for.

But to be honest, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach after she told me that. I even remember feeling my bowels loosen.

No Internet Tough Guy stuff here... I would never knowingly get in a fight with a Navy SEAL unless I had no choice. I thanked God that day it *wasn't* him.
2013-01-31 12:05:18 PM
1 votes:
The eyebrows are seriously jacked up, but man is she hot.

Definitely would do--especially at 15.  It would be a terrible 2 seconds for her.
2013-01-31 11:07:36 AM
1 votes:

js34603: Mr.BobDobalita: would.

Is that the guy from the Hangover?



I believe that would be Mr. SEAL.
2013-01-31 11:02:58 AM
1 votes:
Stupid kid blew a good thing by using someone elses phone to chat her up.
It's like these kids don't like sex nowadays.
2013-01-31 10:41:33 AM
1 votes:

colon_pow: need pics of his balls.


nasailor.com
2013-01-31 10:32:34 AM
1 votes:
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
again, life imitates art.
2013-01-31 09:52:56 AM
1 votes:
...and no one ever heard from him again.
 
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