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(Dumbass Daily)   Teen wins biggest balls competition, shows cops black underwear that belonged to the woman he was sleeping with--the wife of a Navy SEAL   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 13
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2013-01-31 11:28:48 AM  
2 votes:
...or the wife did her husband a favor.
2013-01-31 10:48:42 AM  
2 votes:
She looks like Casey Anthony. I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance.
2013-01-31 10:34:34 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds like the wife has more to worry about than the boy, given that she seems to be the mastermind behind all this.
2013-01-31 06:27:57 PM  
1 votes:
CSB?

I was sleeping with this girl I just started dating several years back and woke up to a really loud banging on the door at her place.

She looked *very worried* and said it might be her ex husband.

From the look on her face, I figured he might have roughed her up before (she was terrified), so I get out of bed and head off to the door to investigate with the intent that if it *was* him, I was going to kick his lily ass if he so much as looked at her in a menacing way.

Turns out it was just the maintenance guys telling us they were turning off the furnace and there wouldn't be any hot water for a while.

She then proceeds to tell me her ex husband was a Navy SEAL (she was being honest) and that he never hit her, but she was worried what he'd do to me even though they were divorced for a few years.

-I was in the Navy for a short time myself and had several years of Kempo and Kung Fu (from world champions in both, which is why I wasn't worried about some random guy beating on the door). Twice in my life, I've had to defend one of my idiot friends from multiple guys coming after them, once 3 guys, another time 5 guys (drunk frat guys both times oddly enough). -I'm not afraid of getting my ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass if necessary to defend someone I care for.

But to be honest, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach after she told me that. I even remember feeling my bowels loosen.

No Internet Tough Guy stuff here... I would never knowingly get in a fight with a Navy SEAL unless I had no choice. I thanked God that day it *wasn't* him.
2013-01-31 12:26:02 PM  
1 votes:
There are two types of wives in the military. Those who have cheated and those that will.
Same goes for the husbands.
2013-01-31 11:44:23 AM  
1 votes:
If you want some strange AND discretion, perhaps teenagers are not the best option.
2013-01-31 11:19:38 AM  
1 votes:

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.


Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?
2013-01-31 11:18:13 AM  
1 votes:

brandent: There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.

Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.


Yeah, but his pic in TFA shows him wearing a SWO pin and an ESWS pin--no Trident.  Ain't no way an ex-Frog would be sporting an enlisted surface warfare pin instead of his Trident.  Ditto wearing his SWO pin on top as the senior warfare device.

He was a intel specialist (IS) when enlisted and likely commissioned as a Surface Warfare Officer, then did a lat xfer to Intel.  I agree with you about his being on Linked In being odd--when I was in the Spec Ops community years ago they didn't even like us to have listed telephone numbers.  But the Daily Mail article listed a couple of jobs he's held in the private sector, and SEAL Team 18 is a Reserve team, so my guess is that he's a reservist either doing an IA to AFRICOM or has been mobilized for a year.
2013-01-31 11:02:58 AM  
1 votes:
Stupid kid blew a good thing by using someone elses phone to chat her up.
It's like these kids don't like sex nowadays.
2013-01-31 10:50:02 AM  
1 votes:

Frankenstorm: She looks like Casey Anthony. I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance.


My first thought was "when did Casey Anthony marry a Navy SEAL?"
2013-01-31 10:41:59 AM  
1 votes:
Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.
2013-01-31 10:40:08 AM  
1 votes:
Sometime in the near future that boy is going to be found dead in a single car accident on a lonely country road nowhere near where anyone thought to look for him. And somehow his throat will be slashed by an errant shard of glass from his side mirror.
2013-01-31 10:32:44 AM  
1 votes:
She's got that retarded look, what with her eyes so close together.

fitness instructor

Sounds about right.
 
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