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2013-01-31 09:48:43 AM
Seals are a bunch of pussies

/this posting done in jest anonymously behind the security of 7 proxies

//please don't hurt me
 
2013-01-31 09:52:56 AM
...and no one ever heard from him again.
 
2013-01-31 10:31:48 AM
She's not bad, either.
 
2013-01-31 10:32:34 AM
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
again, life imitates art.
 
2013-01-31 10:32:43 AM
Hi, there. I'm the fist of an angry God. Pleased to meet you.
 
2013-01-31 10:32:44 AM
She's got that retarded look, what with her eyes so close together.

fitness instructor

Sounds about right.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:34 AM
Sounds like the wife has more to worry about than the boy, given that she seems to be the mastermind behind all this.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:53 AM
Well, I'm impressed and jealous.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:59 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk www3.pictures.stylebistro.com

/would Malcolm her middle
 
2013-01-31 10:35:27 AM
Come on Fark, we need her Facebook or Twitter account STAT!
 
2013-01-31 10:38:50 AM
need pics of his balls.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:08 AM
Sometime in the near future that boy is going to be found dead in a single car accident on a lonely country road nowhere near where anyone thought to look for him. And somehow his throat will be slashed by an errant shard of glass from his side mirror.
 
2013-01-31 10:41:33 AM

colon_pow: need pics of his balls.


nasailor.com
 
2013-01-31 10:41:59 AM
Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.
 
2013-01-31 10:42:19 AM
Get with the times, subby.  Gays are allowed in the military now.
 
2013-01-31 10:42:29 AM
would.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-01-31 10:44:43 AM
He should be given a purple heart, or Iron Cross, or a bullet proof vest.........
 
2013-01-31 10:45:40 AM
Definitely has the crazy eyes.

I would hit it. But would be sure to send it home before I fell asleep.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:51 AM

Mr.BobDobalita: would.


Is that the guy from the Hangover?
 
2013-01-31 10:47:22 AM
When caught the teen said, "that's just ice cream."
 
2013-01-31 10:47:34 AM
When I was in college I banged the wife of an army sharpshooter.  Course, after she shared that nugget of info I didn't do it again.

/csb
 
2013-01-31 10:48:42 AM
She looks like Casey Anthony. I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:02 AM

Frankenstorm: She looks like Casey Anthony. I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance.


My first thought was "when did Casey Anthony marry a Navy SEAL?"
 
2013-01-31 10:51:29 AM
She's a pretty good looking 37.
 
2013-01-31 10:53:55 AM

Mr.BobDobalita: would.
[husband&wife.jpeg]


I'm sure his buddies at work will be very understanding and not mention this at all.
 
2013-01-31 10:56:12 AM

There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.


Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.
 
2013-01-31 10:59:13 AM

James F. Campbell: She's a pretty good looking 37.


Fitness instructor that isn't a tanning fanatic, I can see how that would work out for her in the long run.  Florida, though, so dem tittays have a high probability of being aftermarket equipment.

wombatsrus: Definitely has the crazy eyes.


She pursued sex with a sophomore in high school 20 years her junior; it appears that more than her eyes show signs of crazy.
 
2013-01-31 11:00:35 AM

brandent: Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.


Intel officer =/= spy.  It is a whole, major subset of restricted line officers in the Navy and in fact every service.
 
2013-01-31 11:02:58 AM
Stupid kid blew a good thing by using someone elses phone to chat her up.
It's like these kids don't like sex nowadays.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:24 AM
The wife and/or the teen will end up dead by suspicious circumstances within the next 5 years...book it.

5 dollars on it, action to the first person who wants it.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:59 AM
Military marriages are unstable?  What are you going to tell me next?  Bears shiat in woods?
 
2013-01-31 11:07:36 AM

js34603: Mr.BobDobalita: would.

Is that the guy from the Hangover?



I believe that would be Mr. SEAL.
 
2013-01-31 11:10:29 AM

WhyKnot: The wife and/or the teen will end up dead by suspicious circumstances within the next 5 years...book it.

5 dollars on it, action to the first person who wants it.


=============

I'll bet it will be the wife.  You really gonna blame a 16 kid for the actions of a middle-aged woman?
 
2013-01-31 11:14:44 AM
I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.
 
2013-01-31 11:15:50 AM

James F. Campbell: She's a pretty good looking 37.


You're getting old.

/she's a very good looking 37
//already old
 
2013-01-31 11:17:53 AM

Mr.BobDobalita: would.


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You'd fark a chick that bangs little kids?!

The fark is wrong with you...
 
2013-01-31 11:18:13 AM

brandent: There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.

Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.


Yeah, but his pic in TFA shows him wearing a SWO pin and an ESWS pin--no Trident.  Ain't no way an ex-Frog would be sporting an enlisted surface warfare pin instead of his Trident.  Ditto wearing his SWO pin on top as the senior warfare device.

He was a intel specialist (IS) when enlisted and likely commissioned as a Surface Warfare Officer, then did a lat xfer to Intel.  I agree with you about his being on Linked In being odd--when I was in the Spec Ops community years ago they didn't even like us to have listed telephone numbers.  But the Daily Mail article listed a couple of jobs he's held in the private sector, and SEAL Team 18 is a Reserve team, so my guess is that he's a reservist either doing an IA to AFRICOM or has been mobilized for a year.
 
2013-01-31 11:18:40 AM
She's got the googly-googly eyes.
 
2013-01-31 11:19:38 AM

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.


Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?
 
2013-01-31 11:23:27 AM

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.

Yeah, but this was a NAVY seal.
 
2013-01-31 11:24:12 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Mr.BobDobalita: would.


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You'd fark a chick that bangs little kids?!

The fark is wrong with you...


Ummm... 16 is hardly a little kid....     2nd, sounds like she's a FREAK in the bed...  3rd,  I like MILFS and she's hot....  Also, I seem to repeatedly break the "you don't stick your D in crazy" so I just go with it...     :D
 
2013-01-31 11:24:50 AM
Fissile: I'll bet it will be the wife.  You really gonna blame a 16 kid for the actions of a middle-aged woman?

I wouldn't be too certain. This guy got married to the crazy -- his judgment in that area already has a poor track record.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:53 AM
By the time the courts are through with her, she'll be pumped so full of antidepressants that she won't want to fark anybody anymore.

Her husband should cut his losses now.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:58 AM
Hey, baby, thanks for fighting for our freedoms, putting life and limb on the line for 350 million strangers, that's really honorable... by the way, I'm cheating on you.

She's an arsehole.

Phrozen
/so is he, if he knew
//even still, kudos to him, if he knew, for the balls.
 
2013-01-31 11:28:48 AM
...or the wife did her husband a favor.
 
2013-01-31 11:29:22 AM

Mr.BobDobalita: Ummm... 16 is hardly a little kid.... 2nd, sounds like she's a FREAK in the bed... 3rd, I like MILFS and she's hot.... Also, I seem to repeatedly break the "you don't stick your D in crazy" so I just go with it... :D


Nobody's saying she's a pedophile, but if she's crazy enough to break the social contract about nailing teenagers, while cheating on her husband then she's definitely not just "crazy" but more in "McNair Danger Zone" territory.  Hot, sure, but no doubt too crazy for even those goods to offset.

But I'm sure she'll be single and available in 36-60 months time.
 
2013-01-31 11:32:18 AM
We're all assuming the husband wasn't already surveiling the activity while fapping.

/What do you mean I'm spending too much time on Literotica?
 
2013-01-31 11:32:40 AM
Balls of steel
 
2013-01-31 11:43:04 AM

There I Was: brandent: There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.

Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.

Yeah, but his pic in TFA shows him wearing a SWO pin and an ESWS pin--no Trident.  Ain't no way an ex-Frog would be sporting an enlisted surface warfare pin instead of his Trident.  Ditto wearing his SWO pin on top as the senior warfare device.

He was a intel specialist (IS) when enlisted and likely commissioned as a Surface Warfare Officer, then did a lat xfer to Intel.  I agree with you about his being on Linked In being odd--when I was in the Spec Ops community years ago they didn't even like us to have listed telephone numbers.  But the Daily Mail article listed a couple of jobs he's held in the private sector, and SEAL Team 18 is a Reserve team, so my guess is that he's a reservist either doing an IA to AFRICOM or has been mobilized for a year.


And that clears it up.

/the more you know
//no sarcasm
 
2013-01-31 11:44:23 AM
If you want some strange AND discretion, perhaps teenagers are not the best option.
 
2013-01-31 11:51:23 AM
I think she had the bigger balls.
 
2013-01-31 11:55:26 AM

dustygrimp: When I was in college I banged the wife of an army sharpshooter.  Course, after she shared that nugget of info I didn't do it again.

/csb


I once had a woman flirt with me and then I met her husband: an Army Ranger with a tattoo of a dagger dripping blood on his forearm. My balls were not big enough for that shiat.
 
2013-01-31 11:56:50 AM
I believe I've seen this filly at out our local LA Fitness (there is only 1). She is indeed smoking hot and very much in shape. Strangely she has never tried to have sex with me. Might have something to do with me being a scrawny, unemployed, 43 yo software developer and not a scrawny, unemployed 16 yo.

/ this Land O Lakes is not where the butter is made
// we do have lots of nudist resorts if you're looking for a family vacation
 
2013-01-31 12:04:02 PM

Stoker: Stupid kid blew a good thing by using someone elses phone to chat her up.
It's like these kids don't like sex nowadays.


Nope. They like sex just lacking in brains.
 
2013-01-31 12:05:18 PM
The eyebrows are seriously jacked up, but man is she hot.

Definitely would do--especially at 15.  It would be a terrible 2 seconds for her.
 
2013-01-31 12:09:52 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: We're all assuming the husband wasn't already surveiling the activity while fapping.

/What do you mean I'm spending too much time on Literotica?


I think you may be on to something.  Maybe she knew the husband monitors the house, hence the elaborate instructions about where to meet up with the kid and drive somewhere else.
 
2013-01-31 12:21:46 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: What do you mean I'm spending too much time on Literotica?


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smilingpolitely: I believe I've seen this filly at out our local LA Fitness (there is only 1).


I was wondering why I thought she was familiar and then I realized that she looks just like this woman from "The Waterboy."  She's the one that replies "That's sexy!" when Bobby Boucher inadvertently admits to his weird sexual exploits with Momma and Coach Klein.
 
2013-01-31 12:21:50 PM
crotchgroin.info

/Angry fist... or seal... whatever.... i'd hit it.
 
2013-01-31 12:25:08 PM

There I Was: brandent: There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.

Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.

Yeah, but his pic in TFA shows him wearing a SWO pin and an ESWS pin--no Trident.  Ain't no way an ex-Frog would be sporting an enlisted surface warfare pin instead of his Trident.  Ditto wearing his SWO pin on top as the senior warfare device.

He was a intel specialist (IS) when enlisted and likely commissioned as a Surface Warfare Officer, then did a lat xfer to Intel.  I agree with you about his being on Linked In being odd--when I was in the Spec Ops community years ago they didn't even like us to have listed telephone numbers.  But the Daily Mail article listed a couple of jobs he's held in the private sector, and SEAL Team 18 is a Reserve team, so my guess is that he's a reservist either doing an IA to AFRICOM or has been mobilized for a year.


Most likely.  Terrible idea to have it on a LInkedIn profile.  I posted a pic on facebook last month taken 10 years ago of a couple friends in Kuwait with no indication of where we were or what we were doing and one of them freaked out that I was giving out operational information.
 
2013-01-31 12:26:02 PM
There are two types of wives in the military. Those who have cheated and those that will.
Same goes for the husbands.
 
2013-01-31 12:38:25 PM
The only thing that will happen is the Seal will write a book about it and get a movie deal.  Then all of the sorted three sided triangle will go on Dr. Phil and spill their well organized story.
 
2013-01-31 12:52:48 PM

Frogfoot: sorted three sided triangle


quizzicaldog.jpg
 
2013-01-31 12:54:10 PM
What about the ice cream on her lips?
 
2013-01-31 12:56:17 PM
Does it really matter if he was or was not a SEAL?

Inquiring minds wan to know, was Paul the Walrus   . . .
 
2013-01-31 12:58:20 PM
"Looks like you just blew a seal."

"Nope, teenage boy."
 
2013-01-31 01:08:33 PM

factoryconnection: Mr.BobDobalita: Ummm... 16 is hardly a little kid.... 2nd, sounds like she's a FREAK in the bed... 3rd, I like MILFS and she's hot.... Also, I seem to repeatedly break the "you don't stick your D in crazy" so I just go with it... :D

Nobody's saying she's a pedophile, but if she's crazy enough to break the social contract about nailing teenagers, while cheating on her husband then she's definitely not just "crazy" but more in "McNair Danger Zone" territory.  Hot, sure, but no doubt too crazy for even those goods to offset.

But I'm sure she'll be single and available in 36-60 months time.



Sounds a bit dangerous...     :D

Again....  I have issues....   :D
 
2013-01-31 01:21:22 PM
Husband looks like Bradley Cooper.
 
2013-01-31 01:36:45 PM
The worst I ever did was hook up with a woman I met at a bar then later she tells me about her cop ex BF that is on suspension for stalking her. That was a nervous few weeks for me.
 
2013-01-31 01:52:22 PM
 Farce-side: Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?

I was just stared at by co-workers for laughing so loud and then crying for said laughter!!! Thank you!
 
2013-01-31 02:02:51 PM
At 16 its less of a "balls" thing and more of a "get peen wet at all costs" thing. There is a difference.
 
2013-01-31 02:19:26 PM

js34603: Mr.BobDobalita: would.

Is that the guy from the Hangover?


Naw, it's that guy from Silver Linings Playbook!
 
2013-01-31 02:45:48 PM

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.


www.firststryke.comTell me you wouldn't have popped her.
 
2013-01-31 02:47:32 PM

CheekyMonkey: Sounds like the wife has more to worry about than the boy, given that she seems to be the mastermind behind all this.


She looks like she could take a punch...and has. Does she suck a mean dick or does she suck dick mean?
 
2013-01-31 02:55:30 PM

hawtnurse: Farce-side: Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?

I was just stared at by co-workers for laughing so loud and then crying for said laughter!!! Thank you!


Your welcome, but all credit has to go to the Upright Citizens Brigade and my vague recollection of a skit they did.
 
2013-01-31 03:04:22 PM

Rabid Turnip: Yeah, but this was a NAVY seal.


A Navy Seal in Action


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-31 03:09:50 PM
Hate to be that kid at  Zero Dark Thirty . . .
 
2013-01-31 04:07:38 PM
Guy probably has PTSD and cant love anything anymore and she is horny as hell. Recipe for cheating. Dudes soul is gone, its written all over his face. Also another REALLY good reason NOT to mess with him.
 
2013-01-31 04:22:25 PM

Azlefty: Rabid Turnip: Yeah, but this was a NAVY seal.

A Navy Seal in Action

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x367]


3.bp.blogspot.com

No, ma'am. No dipshiat.
 
2013-01-31 04:31:48 PM

NuttierThanEver: Seals are a bunch of pussies

/this posting done in jest anonymously behind the security of 7 proxies

//please don't hurt me


What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/old copypasta is old
 
2013-01-31 05:18:15 PM

factoryconnection: brandent: Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.

Intel officer =/= spy.  It is a whole, major subset of restricted line officers in the Navy and in fact every service.


Except if your job is seals and intelligence you shouldn't let folks know this, nor should you let them know who you are really. PERSEC. Folks may be a bit interested in what this guy does or doesn't know and he's a KNOWN target now.

Sure he could have simply been the one writing the ingredients lists on their meals but security is security.
 
2013-01-31 05:25:01 PM

Running Block: am trained in gorilla warfare


I learned my gorilla warfare in the Marine Core.
 
2013-01-31 05:40:07 PM

ReverendJynxed: factoryconnection: brandent: Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.

Intel officer =/= spy.  It is a whole, major subset of restricted line officers in the Navy and in fact every service.

Except if your job is seals and intelligence you shouldn't let folks know this, nor should you let them know who you are really. PERSEC. Folks may be a bit interested in what this guy does or doesn't know and he's a KNOWN target now.

Sure he could have simply been the one writing the ingredients lists on their meals but security is security.


Unless you're in the clandestine service it doesn't really seem to matter, LinkedIn is full of people like that trying to network for jobs.  But he must be extremely embarrassed right now.
 
2013-01-31 06:27:57 PM
CSB?

I was sleeping with this girl I just started dating several years back and woke up to a really loud banging on the door at her place.

She looked *very worried* and said it might be her ex husband.

From the look on her face, I figured he might have roughed her up before (she was terrified), so I get out of bed and head off to the door to investigate with the intent that if it *was* him, I was going to kick his lily ass if he so much as looked at her in a menacing way.

Turns out it was just the maintenance guys telling us they were turning off the furnace and there wouldn't be any hot water for a while.

She then proceeds to tell me her ex husband was a Navy SEAL (she was being honest) and that he never hit her, but she was worried what he'd do to me even though they were divorced for a few years.

-I was in the Navy for a short time myself and had several years of Kempo and Kung Fu (from world champions in both, which is why I wasn't worried about some random guy beating on the door). Twice in my life, I've had to defend one of my idiot friends from multiple guys coming after them, once 3 guys, another time 5 guys (drunk frat guys both times oddly enough). -I'm not afraid of getting my ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass if necessary to defend someone I care for.

But to be honest, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach after she told me that. I even remember feeling my bowels loosen.

No Internet Tough Guy stuff here... I would never knowingly get in a fight with a Navy SEAL unless I had no choice. I thanked God that day it *wasn't* him.
 
2013-01-31 06:38:33 PM

Gabrielmot: CSB?

I was sleeping with this girl I just started dating several years back and woke up to a really loud banging on the door at her place.

She looked *very worried* and said it might be her ex husband.

From the look on her face, I figured he might have roughed her up before (she was terrified), so I get out of bed and head off to the door to investigate with the intent that if it *was* him, I was going to kick his lily ass if he so much as looked at her in a menacing way.

Turns out it was just the maintenance guys telling us they were turning off the furnace and there wouldn't be any hot water for a while.

She then proceeds to tell me her ex husband was a Navy SEAL (she was being honest) and that he never hit her, but she was worried what he'd do to me even though they were divorced for a few years.

-I was in the Navy for a short time myself and had several years of Kempo and Kung Fu (from world champions in both, which is why I wasn't worried about some random guy beating on the door). Twice in my life, I've had to defend one of my idiot friends from multiple guys coming after them, once 3 guys, another time 5 guys (drunk frat guys both times oddly enough). -I'm not afraid of getting my ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass if necessary to defend someone I care for.

But to be honest, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach after she told me that. I even remember feeling my bowels loosen.

No Internet Tough Guy stuff here... I would never knowingly get in a fight with a Navy SEAL unless I had no choice. I thanked God that day it *wasn't* him.


I should probably post a follow up in case anyone is interested...

If you were ever in the Navy, you know this...A ton of guys *claim* to have been SEALs in the Navy (the original internet tough guys before there was an internet types), I was initially convinced this was the case with her ex husband, but she assured me it was not, and showed me several of his pictures from the Navy. -Which is why I know she was telling the truth -guy was built like a truck.
 
2013-01-31 07:36:46 PM

elev8meL8r: Running Block: am trained in gorilla warfare

I learned my gorilla warfare in the Marine Core.


You got two purple hearts at the battle of Poontang?
 
2013-01-31 08:19:31 PM
You know your "higher up" military people tend to be college educated and well put together mentally.

I'd be much more afraid of some E-3 going psycho on me than a SEAL, Ranger, PJ, etc.
 
2013-01-31 08:24:30 PM

wambu: I think she had the bigger balls.


I have the biggest balls of them all.
 
2013-02-01 12:28:54 AM

Mr.BobDobalita: would.


[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 429x489]


I'd think about it - he's definitely a cutie, but those eyes...I'd have to get to know that one a little first.
 
2013-02-01 05:37:03 AM

Fissile: WhyKnot: The wife and/or the teen will end up dead by suspicious circumstances within the next 5 years...book it.

5 dollars on it, action to the first person who wants it.

=============

I'll bet it will be the wife.  You really gonna blame a 16 kid for the actions of a middle-aged woman?


Not only that but chances are hubby's gonna be more depressed than enraged. Seriously, when a grown woman picks a teenaged kid over you, and you're a successful professional man, you're gonna be worrying yourself sick over questions like "Just how lousy a lay am I?" and "maybe I am below average in the size department". Even if he's pissed off, though, he's a fairly smart guy, and he'll be thinking "Perfect opportunity to kick dat biatch to the curb WITHOUT paying cent one in alimony."
 
2013-02-01 01:31:47 PM

Farce-Side: hawtnurse: Farce-side: Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?

I was just stared at by co-workers for laughing so loud and then crying for said laughter!!! Thank you!

Your welcome, but all credit has to go to the Upright Citizens Brigade and my vague recollection of a skit they did.


Oblig: So I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said "Just fix the damn thing and keep my private life out of it, OK pal?"
 
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