dustygrimp: When I was in college I banged the wife of an army sharpshooter. Course, after she shared that nugget of info I didn't do it again./csb
Stoker: Stupid kid blew a good thing by using someone elses phone to chat her up.It's like these kids don't like sex nowadays.
Gaseous Anomaly: We're all assuming the husband wasn't already surveiling the activity while fapping./What do you mean I'm spending too much time on Literotica?
Gaseous Anomaly: What do you mean I'm spending too much time on Literotica?
smilingpolitely: I believe I've seen this filly at out our local LA Fitness (there is only 1).
There I Was: brandent: There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL. He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM. Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate. Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer. Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently. Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.Yeah, but his pic in TFA shows him wearing a SWO pin and an ESWS pin--no Trident. Ain't no way an ex-Frog would be sporting an enlisted surface warfare pin instead of his Trident. Ditto wearing his SWO pin on top as the senior warfare device.He was a intel specialist (IS) when enlisted and likely commissioned as a Surface Warfare Officer, then did a lat xfer to Intel. I agree with you about his being on Linked In being odd--when I was in the Spec Ops community years ago they didn't even like us to have listed telephone numbers. But the Daily Mail article listed a couple of jobs he's held in the private sector, and SEAL Team 18 is a Reserve team, so my guess is that he's a reservist either doing an IA to AFRICOM or has been mobilized for a year.
Frogfoot: sorted three sided triangle
factoryconnection: Mr.BobDobalita: Ummm... 16 is hardly a little kid.... 2nd, sounds like she's a FREAK in the bed... 3rd, I like MILFS and she's hot.... Also, I seem to repeatedly break the "you don't stick your D in crazy" so I just go with it... :DNobody's saying she's a pedophile, but if she's crazy enough to break the social contract about nailing teenagers, while cheating on her husband then she's definitely not just "crazy" but more in "McNair Danger Zone" territory. Hot, sure, but no doubt too crazy for even those goods to offset.But I'm sure she'll be single and available in 36-60 months time.
js34603: Mr.BobDobalita: would.Is that the guy from the Hangover?
Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.
CheekyMonkey: Sounds like the wife has more to worry about than the boy, given that she seems to be the mastermind behind all this.
hawtnurse: Farce-side: Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?I was just stared at by co-workers for laughing so loud and then crying for said laughter!!! Thank you!
Rabid Turnip: Yeah, but this was a NAVY seal.
Azlefty: Rabid Turnip: Yeah, but this was a NAVY seal.A Navy Seal in Action[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x367]
NuttierThanEver: Seals are a bunch of pussies/this posting done in jest anonymously behind the security of 7 proxies//please don't hurt me
factoryconnection: brandent: Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.Intel officer =/= spy. It is a whole, major subset of restricted line officers in the Navy and in fact every service.
Running Block: am trained in gorilla warfare
ReverendJynxed: factoryconnection: brandent: Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.Intel officer =/= spy. It is a whole, major subset of restricted line officers in the Navy and in fact every service.Except if your job is seals and intelligence you shouldn't let folks know this, nor should you let them know who you are really. PERSEC. Folks may be a bit interested in what this guy does or doesn't know and he's a KNOWN target now.Sure he could have simply been the one writing the ingredients lists on their meals but security is security.
Gabrielmot: CSB?I was sleeping with this girl I just started dating several years back and woke up to a really loud banging on the door at her place.She looked *very worried* and said it might be her ex husband.From the look on her face, I figured he might have roughed her up before (she was terrified), so I get out of bed and head off to the door to investigate with the intent that if it *was* him, I was going to kick his lily ass if he so much as looked at her in a menacing way.Turns out it was just the maintenance guys telling us they were turning off the furnace and there wouldn't be any hot water for a while.She then proceeds to tell me her ex husband was a Navy SEAL (she was being honest) and that he never hit her, but she was worried what he'd do to me even though they were divorced for a few years.-I was in the Navy for a short time myself and had several years of Kempo and Kung Fu (from world champions in both, which is why I wasn't worried about some random guy beating on the door). Twice in my life, I've had to defend one of my idiot friends from multiple guys coming after them, once 3 guys, another time 5 guys (drunk frat guys both times oddly enough). -I'm not afraid of getting my ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass if necessary to defend someone I care for.But to be honest, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach after she told me that. I even remember feeling my bowels loosen.No Internet Tough Guy stuff here... I would never knowingly get in a fight with a Navy SEAL unless I had no choice. I thanked God that day it *wasn't* him.
elev8meL8r: Running Block: am trained in gorilla warfareI learned my gorilla warfare in the Marine Core.
wambu: I think she had the bigger balls.
Mr.BobDobalita: would.[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 429x489]
Fissile: WhyKnot: The wife and/or the teen will end up dead by suspicious circumstances within the next 5 years...book it.5 dollars on it, action to the first person who wants it.=============I'll bet it will be the wife. You really gonna blame a 16 kid for the actions of a middle-aged woman?
Farce-Side: hawtnurse: Farce-side: Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?I was just stared at by co-workers for laughing so loud and then crying for said laughter!!! Thank you!Your welcome, but all credit has to go to the Upright Citizens Brigade and my vague recollection of a skit they did.
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