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(Dumbass Daily)   Teen wins biggest balls competition, shows cops black underwear that belonged to the woman he was sleeping with--the wife of a Navy SEAL   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 90
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2013-01-31 09:48:43 AM  
Seals are a bunch of pussies

/this posting done in jest anonymously behind the security of 7 proxies

//please don't hurt me
 
2013-01-31 09:52:56 AM  
...and no one ever heard from him again.
 
2013-01-31 10:31:48 AM  
She's not bad, either.
 
2013-01-31 10:32:34 AM  
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
again, life imitates art.
 
2013-01-31 10:32:43 AM  
Hi, there. I'm the fist of an angry God. Pleased to meet you.
 
2013-01-31 10:32:44 AM  
She's got that retarded look, what with her eyes so close together.

fitness instructor

Sounds about right.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:34 AM  
Sounds like the wife has more to worry about than the boy, given that she seems to be the mastermind behind all this.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:53 AM  
Well, I'm impressed and jealous.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:59 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk www3.pictures.stylebistro.com

/would Malcolm her middle
 
2013-01-31 10:35:27 AM  
Come on Fark, we need her Facebook or Twitter account STAT!
 
2013-01-31 10:38:50 AM  
need pics of his balls.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:08 AM  
Sometime in the near future that boy is going to be found dead in a single car accident on a lonely country road nowhere near where anyone thought to look for him. And somehow his throat will be slashed by an errant shard of glass from his side mirror.
 
2013-01-31 10:41:33 AM  

colon_pow: need pics of his balls.


nasailor.com
 
2013-01-31 10:41:59 AM  
Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.
 
2013-01-31 10:42:19 AM  
Get with the times, subby.  Gays are allowed in the military now.
 
2013-01-31 10:42:29 AM  
would.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-01-31 10:44:43 AM  
He should be given a purple heart, or Iron Cross, or a bullet proof vest.........
 
2013-01-31 10:45:40 AM  
Definitely has the crazy eyes.

I would hit it. But would be sure to send it home before I fell asleep.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:51 AM  

Mr.BobDobalita: would.


Is that the guy from the Hangover?
 
2013-01-31 10:47:22 AM  
When caught the teen said, "that's just ice cream."
 
2013-01-31 10:47:34 AM  
When I was in college I banged the wife of an army sharpshooter.  Course, after she shared that nugget of info I didn't do it again.

/csb
 
2013-01-31 10:48:42 AM  
She looks like Casey Anthony. I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:02 AM  

Frankenstorm: She looks like Casey Anthony. I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance.


My first thought was "when did Casey Anthony marry a Navy SEAL?"
 
2013-01-31 10:51:29 AM  
She's a pretty good looking 37.
 
2013-01-31 10:53:55 AM  

Mr.BobDobalita: would.
[husband&wife.jpeg]


I'm sure his buddies at work will be very understanding and not mention this at all.
 
2013-01-31 10:56:12 AM  

There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.


Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.
 
2013-01-31 10:59:13 AM  

James F. Campbell: She's a pretty good looking 37.


Fitness instructor that isn't a tanning fanatic, I can see how that would work out for her in the long run.  Florida, though, so dem tittays have a high probability of being aftermarket equipment.

wombatsrus: Definitely has the crazy eyes.


She pursued sex with a sophomore in high school 20 years her junior; it appears that more than her eyes show signs of crazy.
 
2013-01-31 11:00:35 AM  

brandent: Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.


Intel officer =/= spy.  It is a whole, major subset of restricted line officers in the Navy and in fact every service.
 
2013-01-31 11:02:58 AM  
Stupid kid blew a good thing by using someone elses phone to chat her up.
It's like these kids don't like sex nowadays.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:24 AM  
The wife and/or the teen will end up dead by suspicious circumstances within the next 5 years...book it.

5 dollars on it, action to the first person who wants it.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:59 AM  
Military marriages are unstable?  What are you going to tell me next?  Bears shiat in woods?
 
2013-01-31 11:07:36 AM  

js34603: Mr.BobDobalita: would.

Is that the guy from the Hangover?



I believe that would be Mr. SEAL.
 
2013-01-31 11:10:29 AM  

WhyKnot: The wife and/or the teen will end up dead by suspicious circumstances within the next 5 years...book it.

5 dollars on it, action to the first person who wants it.


=============

I'll bet it will be the wife.  You really gonna blame a 16 kid for the actions of a middle-aged woman?
 
2013-01-31 11:14:44 AM  
I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.
 
2013-01-31 11:15:50 AM  

James F. Campbell: She's a pretty good looking 37.


You're getting old.

/she's a very good looking 37
//already old
 
2013-01-31 11:17:53 AM  

Mr.BobDobalita: would.


[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 429x489]


You'd fark a chick that bangs little kids?!

The fark is wrong with you...
 
2013-01-31 11:18:13 AM  

brandent: There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.

Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.


Yeah, but his pic in TFA shows him wearing a SWO pin and an ESWS pin--no Trident.  Ain't no way an ex-Frog would be sporting an enlisted surface warfare pin instead of his Trident.  Ditto wearing his SWO pin on top as the senior warfare device.

He was a intel specialist (IS) when enlisted and likely commissioned as a Surface Warfare Officer, then did a lat xfer to Intel.  I agree with you about his being on Linked In being odd--when I was in the Spec Ops community years ago they didn't even like us to have listed telephone numbers.  But the Daily Mail article listed a couple of jobs he's held in the private sector, and SEAL Team 18 is a Reserve team, so my guess is that he's a reservist either doing an IA to AFRICOM or has been mobilized for a year.
 
2013-01-31 11:18:40 AM  
She's got the googly-googly eyes.
 
2013-01-31 11:19:38 AM  

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.


Did you know she was a seal when you had sex with her?
 
2013-01-31 11:23:27 AM  

Stephen_Falken: I screwed a seal's wife but I was 21.

Yeah, but this was a NAVY seal.
 
2013-01-31 11:24:12 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Mr.BobDobalita: would.


[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 429x489]

You'd fark a chick that bangs little kids?!

The fark is wrong with you...


Ummm... 16 is hardly a little kid....     2nd, sounds like she's a FREAK in the bed...  3rd,  I like MILFS and she's hot....  Also, I seem to repeatedly break the "you don't stick your D in crazy" so I just go with it...     :D
 
2013-01-31 11:24:50 AM  
Fissile: I'll bet it will be the wife.  You really gonna blame a 16 kid for the actions of a middle-aged woman?

I wouldn't be too certain. This guy got married to the crazy -- his judgment in that area already has a poor track record.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:53 AM  
By the time the courts are through with her, she'll be pumped so full of antidepressants that she won't want to fark anybody anymore.

Her husband should cut his losses now.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:58 AM  
Hey, baby, thanks for fighting for our freedoms, putting life and limb on the line for 350 million strangers, that's really honorable... by the way, I'm cheating on you.

She's an arsehole.

Phrozen
/so is he, if he knew
//even still, kudos to him, if he knew, for the balls.
 
2013-01-31 11:28:48 AM  
...or the wife did her husband a favor.
 
2013-01-31 11:29:22 AM  

Mr.BobDobalita: Ummm... 16 is hardly a little kid.... 2nd, sounds like she's a FREAK in the bed... 3rd, I like MILFS and she's hot.... Also, I seem to repeatedly break the "you don't stick your D in crazy" so I just go with it... :D


Nobody's saying she's a pedophile, but if she's crazy enough to break the social contract about nailing teenagers, while cheating on her husband then she's definitely not just "crazy" but more in "McNair Danger Zone" territory.  Hot, sure, but no doubt too crazy for even those goods to offset.

But I'm sure she'll be single and available in 36-60 months time.
 
2013-01-31 11:32:18 AM  
We're all assuming the husband wasn't already surveiling the activity while fapping.

/What do you mean I'm spending too much time on Literotica?
 
2013-01-31 11:32:40 AM  
Balls of steel
 
2013-01-31 11:43:04 AM  

There I Was: brandent: There I Was: Except the husband is not a SEAL.  He was an intel officer attached to a couple of East coast SEAL teams and according to his Linked In profile is assigned to AFRICOM.  Google SEAL Team 18--there's a Daily Fail article that has much better (although still flawed) info about the guy.

Still sucks to be him, and his bug-eyed wife can EABOD for being a teen-chasing skank.

Article says former SEAL, now intel officer so not sure why that isn't considered accurate.  Enlisted SEAL who got a commission as intel officer.  Oh and not a very good intel officer apparently.  Not sure why he is publicly listing his affiliation on a social media site.

Yeah, but his pic in TFA shows him wearing a SWO pin and an ESWS pin--no Trident.  Ain't no way an ex-Frog would be sporting an enlisted surface warfare pin instead of his Trident.  Ditto wearing his SWO pin on top as the senior warfare device.

He was a intel specialist (IS) when enlisted and likely commissioned as a Surface Warfare Officer, then did a lat xfer to Intel.  I agree with you about his being on Linked In being odd--when I was in the Spec Ops community years ago they didn't even like us to have listed telephone numbers.  But the Daily Mail article listed a couple of jobs he's held in the private sector, and SEAL Team 18 is a Reserve team, so my guess is that he's a reservist either doing an IA to AFRICOM or has been mobilized for a year.


And that clears it up.

/the more you know
//no sarcasm
 
2013-01-31 11:44:23 AM  
If you want some strange AND discretion, perhaps teenagers are not the best option.
 
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