Christian Bale: Next thing you'll tell me that snuff films are an urban legend.
busy chillin': Christian Bale:Next thing you'll tell me that snuff films are an urban legend.Snuff films are an urban legend
matthew_tray: Mudsharks and no brown M&Ms are still cool though, right?
Tom_Slick: Nothing about playing Black Sabbath at 78 speed and seeing God?
Cortez the Killer: Intentional or no....It definitely sounds like "it's fun to smoke marajuana" when Another One Bites the Dust is played backwards. I've personally played it backwards on some piece of shiat kiddie record player back in the day.
Bell's Boy: Fun fact: The Roberta Flack song "Killing Me Softly" was about Don MacLean and "American Pie".
Clash City Farker: Yes but if you say the name Biggie Smalls three times in the mirror you can summon his spirit.
weirdneighbour: Puff the Magic Dragon is the only one of those I have heard of.
Rev. Skarekroe: or guys killing their lovers with a hammer at the touch of a button.
Lee's_Austin: I recently discovered that Paul is, in fact, not dead.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lee's_Austin: I recently discovered that Paul is, in fact, not dead.That's what they want you to believe.
Evil-Imposter: I still think the whole Jimi Hendrix "drowning in a pool of his own vomit" thing is suspect. Seriously, how could one man fill an entire pool up with vomit? And then go swimming in it??
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Tom_Slick: Nothing about playing Black Sabbath at 78 speed and seeing God?Well isn't that far out, rock solid and right on.busy chillin': Christian Bale:Next thing you'll tell me that snuff films are an urban legend.Snuff films are an urban legendLast I checked they were still showing them in high schools.http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/06/13/montreal_teacher_suspe nd ed_for_showing_students_magnotta_video.html
Happy Hours: weirdneighbour: Puff the Magic Dragon is the only one of those I have heard of.Same here....no mention of Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped? Well, maybe that was true.Also missing, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Yeah, Mr. Lennon. It was just about a drawing your kid brought home from school.And about Puff: Leonard Lipton, a freshman at Cornell University in the spring of 1959, read a poem by Ogden Nash about a dragon at the campus library.Yeah sure - What would a dragon be doing in a campus library? I'm gonna guess he was stoned.
garygnu: From a thread last August, not sure who posted it. Still makes me laugh:I'm familiar with all of Phil's work, though I wish I wasn't. He lived up the street from me when he was a young man. I was twenty-five, working at a cannery, wandering aimlessly, drinking pint after pint every night to put myself to sleep. Well, I'm not proud to say this, but one drunken night, a young Phil Collins seduced me in the shed behind his parent's house. When it was over, I ran down to the sea and sat in the cold water for hours, trying to wash the fingerprints from the scene of the crime, my asshole. Every time I'd see him riding his bike after that, he'd spread his index and middle fingers and then flick his tongue at the crux where they met. I wasn't sure what it meant but it was horrifying.Then the guy has the tenacity to write "In the Air Tonight." Listening to the lyrics just about drove me mad because he'd put himself in the place of victim and me in the place of predator. I bought tickets to one of his live shows, front row, with the sole purpose of confronting him. I was carjacked on the way to the arena, so I arrived late. When Phil looked down into the crowd and saw me, he gave a wry smile and then launched into that horrific, tormenting rock ballad. HOLD ON. Christ, I can still hear him shouting that at me as he plowed me from behind and I strained to keep hold of the lawnmower's handle. I couldn't take it anymore and had a breakdown.Phil ordered his security thugs to forcibly remove me. They beat me near half dead before tossing me unconscious in the parking lot. When I came to, I learned that he'd cooked up this story about spotting his molester in the crowd and having him arrested. More good publicity for Phil; pain and anguish for me.I would kill that bastard if I could.
Mike Chewbacca: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Tom_Slick: Nothing about playing Black Sabbath at 78 speed and seeing God?Well isn't that far out, rock solid and right on.busy chillin': Christian Bale:Next thing you'll tell me that snuff films are an urban legend.Snuff films are an urban legendLast I checked they were still showing them in high schools.http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/06/13/montreal_teacher_suspe nd ed_for_showing_students_magnotta_video.htmlHoly shiat. That teacher not only needs to be fired, but he should probably be put in jail for child abuse. He let kids watch a man murder another man, feed his body to a dog, and rape the corpse.
chuggernaught: Regarding Louie Louie, you can hear the drummer drop an f-bomb during the key change when he misses the beat. Not sure how the FBI missed that.
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