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(Fox News)   Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him"   (foxnews.com) divider line 38
    More: Repeat, Ron Jeremy, Doctor Kandi Cummings, heart surgery, chest pains, TMZ  
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2013-01-31 11:24:07 AM  
9 votes:
Must be weird for him finally being the person lying on their backs, staring at the ceiling and wishing they were someone else.
2013-01-31 11:06:49 AM  
8 votes:
Best RJ picture ever

photos.vaxlan.net

Happens to me too... not
2013-01-31 12:55:17 PM  
7 votes:
I saw Ron at a porn convention in Chicago a few years ago.  In person he has a remarkable resemblance to what I would think a STD would look like in human form.
2013-01-31 10:54:45 AM  
6 votes:
I was lucky enough to meet him while he was touring supporting his brand of rum.  He saw the T-shirt I was wearing (the one that said "I f***ed the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous) and we chatted for a few minutes about The Aristocrats.  Nice guy, would watch him rail women again.

/this story brought to you by the letters C, S, and B.
2013-01-31 02:14:38 PM  
5 votes:
Sadly,
His treatment at the hospitol when badly.  They put in the IV, moved it around about, and just when the medicine and saline were about go into his arm, they pulled it out and squirted it all over his face.
2013-01-31 10:55:02 AM  
4 votes:
Was he carrying a Pizza when he was admitted to the Hospital?
2013-01-31 10:50:22 AM  
4 votes:
I wonder if the antibiotics reject him?
2013-01-31 02:09:03 PM  
3 votes:

Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.


It's like you have to watch 6 o7 before you see a good one, by then I'm beat.
2013-01-31 02:05:12 PM  
3 votes:

TNel: IAMBOB:
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)

So I have met a guy that hasn't banged my ex, congrats.


...is she currently single and/or looking anyway?  I ask for a friend.
2013-01-31 02:02:40 PM  
3 votes:
IAMBOB:
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)

So I have met a guy that hasn't banged my ex, congrats.
2013-01-31 01:58:44 PM  
3 votes:
Six more weeks of winter when the nurses see his shadow.
2013-01-31 12:23:29 PM  
3 votes:

Fissile: Does he have health insurance?  If so, he's got the greatest job in Murica.


He probably has Cobra.
/heh, heh, heh
2013-01-31 11:08:33 AM  
3 votes:
We're all pulling for you...or because of you.
2013-01-31 10:25:02 AM  
3 votes:
Headlines like this are why we have the [Repeat] tag.

*golf-clap*
2013-01-31 06:29:22 PM  
2 votes:

silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project


We now have Pete Townsend's Fark handle!
2013-01-31 06:07:41 PM  
2 votes:

silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
2013-01-31 04:47:46 PM  
2 votes:

Nothing To See Here: He's not even dead yet and the Nurses are lining up for the Viewing . . .


i260.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 01:36:19 PM  
2 votes:

wombatsrus: I wonder what his nurses look like.


Im guessing like this . . .
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-31 01:26:03 PM  
2 votes:
Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish
looping
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)
condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping
2013-01-31 12:11:39 PM  
2 votes:
He's not even dead yet and the Nurses are lining up for the Viewing . . .
2013-01-31 12:05:31 PM  
2 votes:
What a dick.
2013-01-31 11:47:25 AM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-31 11:17:19 AM  
2 votes:
Hope he's not hard on the nurses.
2013-01-31 11:09:05 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if he is an organ donor....
2013-01-31 10:50:43 AM  
2 votes:
Dimsdale!

www.mrwallpaper.com  ">
2013-01-31 10:50:26 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder what his nurses look like.
2013-01-31 10:49:18 AM  
2 votes:
This headline is

i177.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 12:12:48 AM  
1 votes:

fat boy: I declare February 2nd to be Hedgehog Day.


On that day, Ron Jeremy will come (HA!) out of the hospital, lay on his back, and try to double his fat ass over to slob his own knob.  If he can't, we get six more weeks of winter.
2013-01-31 07:21:01 PM  
1 votes:
Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips) yup
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish Yup
looping Havent seen much of that.
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target) You might be looking in the wrong spot...
condoms Yeah i cant  say they add to the viewing experience...
excessive talking As long as the talking is dirty talking all is well.
too much insertion fumbling penis goes whar?
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area) gross.
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action the worst is when they keep going to shots of her ear or her foot. Or long shots of just the guys face. Very off putting.
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep) Yeah i dont get the appeal of that either.
Farting? yeah thats not so cool.
Chokeing/face slapping? idk -- seems pretty hot to me. I have a nice innocent good girl for a spouse but damned if she doesnt enjoy being pounded out like a fast fry steak. I thought rough sex was just something that sasha grey did for money. Apparently some chicks are actually pretty into it.

\Ron jeremy is disgusting. Hes got a big penis and that makes him nothing special in todays world of internet performers. Hes also fat, hairy, disgusting, and when im trying to fap hes the last thing i ever want to see. Two girls one cup is less vile than a nude Ron Jeremy.
2013-01-31 02:05:31 PM  
1 votes:
I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?
2013-01-31 01:56:49 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder when he gets to meet the head nurse.
2013-01-31 01:33:54 PM  
1 votes:
His grossness ruined porn for me. He was in the first porn i ever saw, and when i see him i cover my face because i just can't stand to look at him.

The only guy i can watch is James Deen, i've only been following him for about 10 months.
2013-01-31 01:06:32 PM  
1 votes:

pravetz8c: ModernLuddite: I was just watching him plow an 18 year old with dead eyes, too.

Glad to hear that you were looking at his eyes while ... watching.


When I watch porno on the internet, I like to make eye contact. I pretend they're looking back at me. And I shed a tear.
2013-01-31 12:43:26 PM  
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.


Sounds like he made a big impression on you.



BAH DUM TISSSH****


:)
2013-01-31 12:22:21 PM  
1 votes:
so uhh...nothing about hall of fame pitcher that invented the curveball?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_Cummings
2013-01-31 11:36:09 AM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).


============

I know an IT guy who put together a porn web site for some people who produced most of their own content.  Back in the day, a straight guy would get into porn by showing up with a girl that was will to do porn.  Porn producers would base their evaluation of the wannabe porn stud based on several criteria:  Can he get it up and keep it up when needed?  Is he dangerous to have around the set?

Basically, it was like any other job.  Are you reliable?  Can you get the job done (no easy thing in the days before Viagra).  Are you emotionally stable?  The male talent in straight porn are just props.  Once porn producers find a reliable prop they keep him on for as long as he can or will go.  That's why you see male talent last for years, or in the case of Ron, decades.  On the other hand, female porn talent has the shelf life of a tuna steak.
2013-01-31 11:17:24 AM  
1 votes:
I don't click fox links. OK guize so what's going on in this thred?
Also WTF is up with Fark's image preview crap? And nothing is allowed now. What, did Drew drink a bunch of DMCA juice or what? no linking pix from the web anymore? screw this, I'm going back to SpaceGhetto
2013-01-31 10:49:00 AM  
1 votes:
He has a long, hard recovery process ahead of him.
 
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