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(Fox News)   Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him"   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, Ron Jeremy, Doctor Kandi Cummings, heart surgery, chest pains, TMZ  
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2013-01-31 05:26:24 PM  
2 votes:

frepnog: frepnog: what's this about ron being rapey?  any citations?  i have not heard about this.

after looking about it appears that ron is not realy all that rapey.  douchey perhaps, but a man willing to take a lie detector test is probably telling the truth.

or believes what he is saying anyway.  but yea, a woman tends not to go ahead and have threesomes and oral sex on cam with a man that has raped her.

sounds like people that are a bit embarressed that they were boned by the hedgehog.

Ginger Lynn made the accusation, as did Jennifer Steele.  I read the story earlier today.  Frankly, I don't know who to believe.  It wouldn't be the first time that a really likeable dude turned out to have a dark side, and I've got no evidence that the other side is lying so, I'm not about to take sides. s- raped-by-Ron-Jeremy

I can't say I buy the whole "I'll take a lie detector test" thing, though.  I mean, that's really just calling a bluff, if it is one.
2013-01-31 04:47:46 PM  
2 votes:

Nothing To See Here: He's not even dead yet and the Nurses are lining up for the Viewing . . .
2013-01-31 11:59:19 AM  
2 votes:
If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.
2013-01-31 11:24:07 AM  
2 votes:
Must be weird for him finally being the person lying on their backs, staring at the ceiling and wishing they were someone else.
2013-01-31 11:06:49 AM  
2 votes:
Best RJ picture ever

Happens to me too... not
2013-01-31 10:54:45 AM  
2 votes:
I was lucky enough to meet him while he was touring supporting his brand of rum.  He saw the T-shirt I was wearing (the one that said "I f***ed the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous) and we chatted for a few minutes about The Aristocrats.  Nice guy, would watch him rail women again.

/this story brought to you by the letters C, S, and B.
2013-01-31 10:50:22 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if the antibiotics reject him?
2013-01-31 10:49:18 AM  
2 votes:
This headline is
2013-01-31 10:25:02 AM  
2 votes:
Headlines like this are why we have the [Repeat] tag.

2013-02-01 05:16:18 PM  
1 vote:

Rwa2play: Repeated, loud swearing? Not really, that's just talking dirty.

No.  No it's not.  There's talking dirty and then there's just yelling "fark! shiat! fark! Damn, shiat fark!" over and over during sex.
2013-02-01 02:41:02 PM  
1 vote:

Rwa2play: gadian: List of things we hate in porn?
Spitting and repeated, loud swearing.  And the chick that is so high she's practically unconscious that makes you wonder if you've wandered into the completely wrong genre.

Spitting I can understand.

Repeated, loud swearing?  Not really, that's just talking dirty.

I just get bored; it's like they only know two sentences and repeat repeat repeat. I don't need tons of dialogue, but at least be original when you speak...

2013-02-01 09:20:05 AM  
1 vote:
idk -- everyone keeps saying he was a nice guy but goddamnit he just looked skeevy and gross. Every instance i saw him in anything he seemed to be a dirtbag.

I can not -- fo the life of me -- get -- what the freaking fascination with him is. Can someone explain why someone so gross and hairy and fat and vile is talked about like a hero? He just seems like that guy nobody would ever even consider leaving their children with.
2013-01-31 06:40:13 PM  
1 vote:
Summer Glau's Love Slave   2013-01-31 03:37:26 PM
What's the plural of "penis"?
Penises? Penis's? Peeners?
/Inquiring minds.

2013-01-31 06:07:41 PM  
1 vote:

silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project

2013-01-31 03:46:12 PM  
1 vote:

Rann Xerox: farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?

Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n.  1-on-1, MMF, FFM, orgies, the man could pretty much do it all, had 5-star performances and (unlike Ron) had the body to match his junk.
2013-01-31 02:22:06 PM  
1 vote:
And yeah, rumors are that Ron has raped several women (including some stars). If true, I hope he dies the most painful death imaginable.
2013-01-31 02:09:03 PM  
1 vote:

Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:


I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.

It's like you have to watch 6 o7 before you see a good one, by then I'm beat.
2013-01-31 02:05:51 PM  
1 vote:

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:


I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.
2013-01-31 01:33:54 PM  
1 vote:
His grossness ruined porn for me. He was in the first porn i ever saw, and when i see him i cover my face because i just can't stand to look at him.

The only guy i can watch is James Deen, i've only been following him for about 10 months.
2013-01-31 01:26:03 PM  
1 vote:
Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
2013-01-31 12:55:17 PM  
1 vote:
I saw Ron at a porn convention in Chicago a few years ago.  In person he has a remarkable resemblance to what I would think a STD would look like in human form.
2013-01-31 12:22:23 PM  
1 vote:

Nightsweat: Nurse, take his temperature

Great googamooga, who is THAT?!
2013-01-31 12:03:14 PM  
1 vote:

Verdelak: If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.

2013-01-31 11:36:08 AM  
1 vote:

machoprogrammer: That and the pay still sucks for straight men

They don't get paid nearly as much as the women, but they can have much longer careers. In NFL terms, they'd be the kickers.

/no one watches the NFL for the kickers.
2013-01-31 11:23:51 AM  
1 vote:
HOTY nominee!
2013-01-31 11:17:24 AM  
1 vote:
I don't click fox links. OK guize so what's going on in this thred?
Also WTF is up with Fark's image preview crap? And nothing is allowed now. What, did Drew drink a bunch of DMCA juice or what? no linking pix from the web anymore? screw this, I'm going back to SpaceGhetto
2013-01-31 11:17:19 AM  
1 vote:
Hope he's not hard on the nurses.
2013-01-31 10:46:57 AM  
1 vote:
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