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(Fox News)   Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him"   (foxnews.com) divider line 150
    More: Repeat, Ron Jeremy, Doctor Kandi Cummings, heart surgery, chest pains, TMZ  
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2013-01-31 12:32:35 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.



Sounds like he made a big impression on you.
 
2013-01-31 12:43:26 PM

Nothing To See Here: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.


Sounds like he made a big impression on you.



BAH DUM TISSSH****


:)
 
2013-01-31 12:44:54 PM
I love how subby used a link from Fox News.
 
2013-01-31 12:52:37 PM
I was just watching him plow an 18 year old with dead eyes, too.
 
2013-01-31 12:55:17 PM
I saw Ron at a porn convention in Chicago a few years ago.  In person he has a remarkable resemblance to what I would think a STD would look like in human form.
 
2013-01-31 12:55:32 PM

ModernLuddite: I was just watching him plow an 18 year old with dead eyes, too.


Glad to hear that you were looking at his eyes while ... watching.
 
2013-01-31 01:06:32 PM

pravetz8c: ModernLuddite: I was just watching him plow an 18 year old with dead eyes, too.

Glad to hear that you were looking at his eyes while ... watching.


When I watch porno on the internet, I like to make eye contact. I pretend they're looking back at me. And I shed a tear.
 
2013-01-31 01:19:40 PM
Get well soon Jizz Master Zero!!!
 
2013-01-31 01:26:03 PM
Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish
looping
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)
condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping
 
2013-01-31 01:33:54 PM
His grossness ruined porn for me. He was in the first porn i ever saw, and when i see him i cover my face because i just can't stand to look at him.

The only guy i can watch is James Deen, i've only been following him for about 10 months.
 
2013-01-31 01:36:19 PM

wombatsrus: I wonder what his nurses look like.


Im guessing like this . . .
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-31 01:48:59 PM
I once read that some porn starlet, when interviewed, reportedly said that farking him was like farking a garbage can . Googled her pic. She put the "dumpster" in "Cum Dumpster."
 
2013-01-31 01:53:30 PM
My 2 pesos:

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
(I don't look at the dudes so this doesn't bother me)
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips) (THIS! we need a moan track in porn the same as we need a laugh track in comedy)
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish ()*() (don't particularly care for this view either, do chicks like this? must be for the geys)
looping(why do we need to see the sploogies over and over and over and over)
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target) (I usually have no idea what's in the background honestly)
condoms (I'm ok with them since they protect the talent)
excessive talking(I'm not watching for the witty dialogue so just shut up and moan)
too much insertion fumbling(don't they know where to stick it?)
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area) (I don't mind a few tats, but scars can be a turn off)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action (But lamps are sexy too)
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep) (Most of the stuff I watch doesn't have sound, but yeah a bad soundtrack can ruin everything)
farting (makes me laugh)
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)
 
2013-01-31 01:55:38 PM
Bad music: doesn't have a soundtrack, not doesn't have sound

/I no check my works thoroughly, ey?
 
2013-01-31 01:56:49 PM
I wonder when he gets to meet the head nurse.
 
2013-01-31 01:57:06 PM
I can't believe no one has mentioned his greatest movie (that i know about)...'One-Eyed Monster'.

His dick gets possessed by an alien force and flies around by itself killing people.
It's wonderfully campy.  It's available from Netflix even.

Warning:  it is only rated 'R'
 
2013-01-31 01:57:13 PM
I bet the nurses are fighting over who gets to give him a sponge bath.
 
2013-01-31 01:58:20 PM

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys


Not really.

canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)

Yep.

view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish

Wow, are you the type that wants a perfect sex scene every scene?

looping

'kay.

bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)

Alright, you really want the line between reality and pr0n to be a blurry as possible.

condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping


No offense but...you're not too good with your own imagination are you?
 
2013-01-31 01:58:30 PM
I liked the Reality Show he was on with Tammy Fae Bakker.
They got along rather well.
 
2013-01-31 01:58:44 PM
Six more weeks of winter when the nurses see his shadow.
 
2013-01-31 02:01:56 PM

Betep: I liked the Reality Show he was on with Tammy Fae Bakker.
They got along rather well.


I'll bet she was screaming, " Gawd almighty! "
 
2013-01-31 02:02:40 PM
IAMBOB:
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)

So I have met a guy that hasn't banged my ex, congrats.
 
2013-01-31 02:05:12 PM

TNel: IAMBOB:
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)

So I have met a guy that hasn't banged my ex, congrats.


...is she currently single and/or looking anyway?  I ask for a friend.
 
2013-01-31 02:05:31 PM
I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?
 
2013-01-31 02:05:51 PM

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping


I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.
 
2013-01-31 02:06:31 PM

farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?


*golfclap* Well done.
 
2013-01-31 02:07:46 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Unrelated, but just had to share this pic.
 
2013-01-31 02:08:46 PM
If your erection lasts more than 40yrs please seek medical attention.
 
2013-01-31 02:09:03 PM

Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.


It's like you have to watch 6 o7 before you see a good one, by then I'm beat.
 
2013-01-31 02:14:38 PM
Sadly,
His treatment at the hospitol when badly.  They put in the IV, moved it around about, and just when the medicine and saline were about go into his arm, they pulled it out and squirted it all over his face.
 
2013-01-31 02:18:28 PM

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)

view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish
looping
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)
condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping


If I wanted to see that, I would not be watching a video of a guy plowing a girl.
 
2013-01-31 02:19:15 PM

Rwa2play: machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).

Wouldn't the pay stink even more so because the porn industry has become so fragmented?


Yep. There are under a half dozen guys that make enough money acting in straight porn (not directing or producing or even doing "gay for pay", but just acting in straight porn) to make a living. James Deen and Manuel Ferrera are the only two I can think of, but the majority of the guys do one or two scenes, make a couple bucks (sometimes nothing), and that is it. You also have to have certain characteristics or they won't even give you the time of day (big shlong, decent physique generally [ie not fat] and be able to perform). I knew a guy in college who tried to become one, and they said he had no future in straight porn but could do okay in gay porn.

Basically, unless you show up with a hot girl who will only perform with you or you put your due in, you won't make it. Remember that the dude in the porn nailing the hottie had to do some nasty stuff to make it that far.
 
2013-01-31 02:20:25 PM

Nightsweat: Nurse, take his temperature
[f1.pepst.com image 200x305]



Orally or rectally?
 
2013-01-31 02:22:06 PM
And yeah, rumors are that Ron has raped several women (including some stars). If true, I hope he dies the most painful death imaginable.
 
2013-01-31 02:22:35 PM
He deserved an Oscar for Orgazmo.
 
2013-01-31 02:26:31 PM

Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.


Not to mention the verbal abuse.  Gives me a soft-on.
 
2013-01-31 02:28:26 PM

farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?


Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.
 
2013-01-31 02:43:19 PM

Fissile: AnotherOldFart: I wonder if he is an organ donor....

============

You seen any of his Jurassic C**k  vids?  That organ ain't what it used to be....think Chevy small block with 410K miles on it.  Hardly worth the effort to transplant.


"Worn to a nub" comes to mind.
 
2013-01-31 02:44:52 PM
www.yarmulkebra.com
 
2013-01-31 02:47:01 PM
Yes...bad porn music can certainly take away from the experience.


/Get Well, Sir Hedgehog.
 
2013-01-31 03:25:30 PM
Hey Ron - I know this may now be the appropriate time to ask this, but...are you gonna need that penis? Because it's probably not going to work after a stroke, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste. Plus I already have a transplant surgeon and an organ transport team all paid for and ready to go, so....
 
2013-01-31 03:28:35 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Hey Ron - I know this may now be the appropriate time to ask this, but...are you gonna need that penis? Because it's probably not going to work after a stroke, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste. Plus I already have a transplant surgeon and an organ transport team all paid for and ready to go, so....


The Smithsonian already called dibs. Sorry man.
 
2013-01-31 03:35:20 PM

Nothing To See Here: Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.

It's like you have to watch 6 o7 before you see a good one, by then I'm beat.


Heh, just see the hate fark and go "Next Please."

phrenicmonkey: Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.

Not to mention the verbal abuse.  Gives me a soft-on.


This;  it's either softcore, vintage/classic or sites like passion-hd when it comes to good erotica nowadays.
 
2013-01-31 03:35:36 PM
www.jimpoz.com
 
2013-01-31 03:37:26 PM
What's the plural of "penis"?

Penises? Penis's? Peeners?

/Inquiring minds.
 
2013-01-31 03:38:20 PM
Wait, they still make 'professional' porn? And people still pay to watch it?

curious_dog.jpg
 
2013-01-31 03:40:40 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: What's the plural of "penis"?

Penises? Penis's? Peeners?

/Inquiring minds.


Penises. If you want to add some flare, you can also use Louis C.K.'s "penasia".
 
2013-01-31 03:46:12 PM

Rann Xerox: farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?

Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.


Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n.  1-on-1, MMF, FFM, orgies, the man could pretty much do it all, had 5-star performances and (unlike Ron) had the body to match his junk.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:47 PM

Rwa2play: Rann Xerox: farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?

Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n.  1-on-1, MMF, FFM, orgies, the man could pretty much do it all, had 5-star performances and (unlike Ron) had the body to match his junk.


He also did MM. Truly versatile actor.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:53 PM

Rwa2play: Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n


More like the Mickey Mantle of Porn.  He also did gay porn under the psuedoname of Matt Ramsey.
 
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