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(Fox News)   Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him"   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2013-01-31 10:25:02 AM  
Headlines like this are why we have the [Repeat] tag.

*golf-clap*
 
2013-01-31 10:46:57 AM  
penis
 
2013-01-31 10:49:00 AM  
He has a long, hard recovery process ahead of him.
 
2013-01-31 10:49:18 AM  
This headline is

i177.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 10:49:46 AM  
I declare February 2nd to be Hedgehog Day.


Get well soon Ron.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:00 AM  
again?
 
2013-01-31 10:50:01 AM  
This all happened when he got back from Bangkok  . . . coincident?
 
2013-01-31 10:50:22 AM  
I wonder if the antibiotics reject him?
 
2013-01-31 10:50:26 AM  
I wonder what his nurses look like.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:43 AM  
Dimsdale!

www.mrwallpaper.com  ">
 
2013-01-31 10:51:59 AM  
Nurse, take his temperature
f1.pepst.com
 
2013-01-31 10:52:57 AM  
Does he have health insurance?  If so, he's got the greatest job in Murica.
 
2013-01-31 10:53:16 AM  
That's what she said!
 
2013-01-31 10:54:45 AM  
I was lucky enough to meet him while he was touring supporting his brand of rum.  He saw the T-shirt I was wearing (the one that said "I f***ed the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous) and we chatted for a few minutes about The Aristocrats.  Nice guy, would watch him rail women again.

/this story brought to you by the letters C, S, and B.
 
2013-01-31 10:55:02 AM  
Was he carrying a Pizza when he was admitted to the Hospital?
 
2013-01-31 11:00:50 AM  
Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!
 
2013-01-31 11:04:32 AM  

snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!


Is that what made him famous?
 
2013-01-31 11:06:49 AM  
Best RJ picture ever

photos.vaxlan.net

Happens to me too... not
 
2013-01-31 11:07:22 AM  

snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!


You'd never leave the house.
 
2013-01-31 11:08:24 AM  
Ron Jeremy is my hero and inspiration!!!!

GET WELL RON!
 
2013-01-31 11:08:33 AM  
We're all pulling for you...or because of you.
 
2013-01-31 11:08:46 AM  
Subby, Jonah Falcon whips out his tip and bangs it on the table in approval.
 
2013-01-31 11:09:05 AM  
I wonder if he is an organ donor....
 
2013-01-31 11:10:26 AM  
I bet he made an O-face when it happened.
 
2013-01-31 11:13:39 AM  

AnotherOldFart: I wonder if he is an organ donor....


============

You seen any of his Jurassic C**k  vids?  That organ ain't what it used to be....think Chevy small block with 410K miles on it.  Hardly worth the effort to transplant.
 
2013-01-31 11:14:33 AM  

themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?


Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).
 
2013-01-31 11:15:03 AM  

themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?


A little bit.  More than that, he was able to get it up on demand, all day every day, long before Viagra.  I mean, the dude has 1300+ entries on <i>imdb</i>, and probably a number of roles beyond that.
 
2013-01-31 11:16:08 AM  
I met him at the World Series of Poker a few years back.  Nice fella.

/get better!
 
2013-01-31 11:17:19 AM  
Hope he's not hard on the nurses.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:24 AM  
I don't click fox links. OK guize so what's going on in this thred?
Also WTF is up with Fark's image preview crap? And nothing is allowed now. What, did Drew drink a bunch of DMCA juice or what? no linking pix from the web anymore? screw this, I'm going back to SpaceGhetto
 
2013-01-31 11:23:51 AM  
HOTY nominee!
 
2013-01-31 11:24:07 AM  
Must be weird for him finally being the person lying on their backs, staring at the ceiling and wishing they were someone else.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:21 AM  
i939.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 11:30:16 AM  

burber: Best RJ picture ever

[photos.vaxlan.net image 450x314]

Happens to me too... not


that pic is hot. he's not even that big by modern porn standards.
 
2013-01-31 11:33:37 AM  
 
2013-01-31 11:36:08 AM  

machoprogrammer: That and the pay still sucks for straight men


They don't get paid nearly as much as the women, but they can have much longer careers. In NFL terms, they'd be the kickers.

/no one watches the NFL for the kickers.
 
2013-01-31 11:36:09 AM  

machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).


============

I know an IT guy who put together a porn web site for some people who produced most of their own content.  Back in the day, a straight guy would get into porn by showing up with a girl that was will to do porn.  Porn producers would base their evaluation of the wannabe porn stud based on several criteria:  Can he get it up and keep it up when needed?  Is he dangerous to have around the set?

Basically, it was like any other job.  Are you reliable?  Can you get the job done (no easy thing in the days before Viagra).  Are you emotionally stable?  The male talent in straight porn are just props.  Once porn producers find a reliable prop they keep him on for as long as he can or will go.  That's why you see male talent last for years, or in the case of Ron, decades.  On the other hand, female porn talent has the shelf life of a tuna steak.
 
2013-01-31 11:46:11 AM  
I don't know much about this guy, but if memory serves me correct, wasn't he the leader of the Three Legged Race?
 
2013-01-31 11:47:25 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-31 11:59:19 AM  
If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.
 
2013-01-31 12:03:14 PM  

Verdelak: If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.


This.
 
2013-01-31 12:05:31 PM  
What a dick.
 
2013-01-31 12:08:47 PM  

machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).


Wouldn't the pay stink even more so because the porn industry has become so fragmented?
 
2013-01-31 12:11:39 PM  
He's not even dead yet and the Nurses are lining up for the Viewing . . .
 
2013-01-31 12:22:21 PM  
so uhh...nothing about hall of fame pitcher that invented the curveball?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_Cummings
 
2013-01-31 12:22:23 PM  

Nightsweat: Nurse, take his temperature


Great googamooga, who is THAT?!
 
2013-01-31 12:23:29 PM  

Fissile: Does he have health insurance?  If so, he's got the greatest job in Murica.

He probably has Cobra.
/heh, heh, heh

 
2013-01-31 12:24:54 PM  
well played subby well played.
 
2013-01-31 12:26:34 PM  
This would be worse if he was in the Hospital for a broken leg . . .
 
2013-01-31 12:30:19 PM  
Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.
 
2013-01-31 12:32:35 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.



Sounds like he made a big impression on you.
 
2013-01-31 12:43:26 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.


Sounds like he made a big impression on you.



BAH DUM TISSSH****


:)
 
2013-01-31 12:44:54 PM  
I love how subby used a link from Fox News.
 
2013-01-31 12:52:37 PM  
I was just watching him plow an 18 year old with dead eyes, too.
 
2013-01-31 12:55:17 PM  
I saw Ron at a porn convention in Chicago a few years ago.  In person he has a remarkable resemblance to what I would think a STD would look like in human form.
 
2013-01-31 12:55:32 PM  

ModernLuddite: I was just watching him plow an 18 year old with dead eyes, too.


Glad to hear that you were looking at his eyes while ... watching.
 
2013-01-31 01:06:32 PM  

pravetz8c: ModernLuddite: I was just watching him plow an 18 year old with dead eyes, too.

Glad to hear that you were looking at his eyes while ... watching.


When I watch porno on the internet, I like to make eye contact. I pretend they're looking back at me. And I shed a tear.
 
2013-01-31 01:19:40 PM  
Get well soon Jizz Master Zero!!!
 
2013-01-31 01:26:03 PM  
Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish
looping
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)
condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping
 
2013-01-31 01:33:54 PM  
His grossness ruined porn for me. He was in the first porn i ever saw, and when i see him i cover my face because i just can't stand to look at him.

The only guy i can watch is James Deen, i've only been following him for about 10 months.
 
2013-01-31 01:36:19 PM  

wombatsrus: I wonder what his nurses look like.


Im guessing like this . . .
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-31 01:48:59 PM  
I once read that some porn starlet, when interviewed, reportedly said that farking him was like farking a garbage can . Googled her pic. She put the "dumpster" in "Cum Dumpster."
 
2013-01-31 01:53:30 PM  
My 2 pesos:

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
(I don't look at the dudes so this doesn't bother me)
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips) (THIS! we need a moan track in porn the same as we need a laugh track in comedy)
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish ()*() (don't particularly care for this view either, do chicks like this? must be for the geys)
looping(why do we need to see the sploogies over and over and over and over)
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target) (I usually have no idea what's in the background honestly)
condoms (I'm ok with them since they protect the talent)
excessive talking(I'm not watching for the witty dialogue so just shut up and moan)
too much insertion fumbling(don't they know where to stick it?)
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area) (I don't mind a few tats, but scars can be a turn off)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action (But lamps are sexy too)
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep) (Most of the stuff I watch doesn't have sound, but yeah a bad soundtrack can ruin everything)
farting (makes me laugh)
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)
 
2013-01-31 01:55:38 PM  
Bad music: doesn't have a soundtrack, not doesn't have sound

/I no check my works thoroughly, ey?
 
2013-01-31 01:56:49 PM  
I wonder when he gets to meet the head nurse.
 
2013-01-31 01:57:06 PM  
I can't believe no one has mentioned his greatest movie (that i know about)...'One-Eyed Monster'.

His dick gets possessed by an alien force and flies around by itself killing people.
It's wonderfully campy.  It's available from Netflix even.

Warning:  it is only rated 'R'
 
2013-01-31 01:57:13 PM  
I bet the nurses are fighting over who gets to give him a sponge bath.
 
2013-01-31 01:58:20 PM  

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys


Not really.

canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)

Yep.

view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish

Wow, are you the type that wants a perfect sex scene every scene?

looping

'kay.

bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)

Alright, you really want the line between reality and pr0n to be a blurry as possible.

condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping


No offense but...you're not too good with your own imagination are you?
 
2013-01-31 01:58:30 PM  
I liked the Reality Show he was on with Tammy Fae Bakker.
They got along rather well.
 
2013-01-31 01:58:44 PM  
Six more weeks of winter when the nurses see his shadow.
 
2013-01-31 02:01:56 PM  

Betep: I liked the Reality Show he was on with Tammy Fae Bakker.
They got along rather well.


I'll bet she was screaming, " Gawd almighty! "
 
2013-01-31 02:02:40 PM  
IAMBOB:
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)

So I have met a guy that hasn't banged my ex, congrats.
 
2013-01-31 02:05:12 PM  

TNel: IAMBOB:
choking/face-slapping (why are people into this? never had a girl ask me to do this to her)

So I have met a guy that hasn't banged my ex, congrats.


...is she currently single and/or looking anyway?  I ask for a friend.
 
2013-01-31 02:05:31 PM  
I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?
 
2013-01-31 02:05:51 PM  

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping


I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.
 
2013-01-31 02:06:31 PM  

farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?


*golfclap* Well done.
 
2013-01-31 02:07:46 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Unrelated, but just had to share this pic.
 
2013-01-31 02:08:46 PM  
If your erection lasts more than 40yrs please seek medical attention.
 
2013-01-31 02:09:03 PM  

Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.


It's like you have to watch 6 o7 before you see a good one, by then I'm beat.
 
2013-01-31 02:14:38 PM  
Sadly,
His treatment at the hospitol when badly.  They put in the IV, moved it around about, and just when the medicine and saline were about go into his arm, they pulled it out and squirted it all over his face.
 
2013-01-31 02:18:28 PM  

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)

view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish
looping
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)
condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping


If I wanted to see that, I would not be watching a video of a guy plowing a girl.
 
2013-01-31 02:19:15 PM  

Rwa2play: machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).

Wouldn't the pay stink even more so because the porn industry has become so fragmented?


Yep. There are under a half dozen guys that make enough money acting in straight porn (not directing or producing or even doing "gay for pay", but just acting in straight porn) to make a living. James Deen and Manuel Ferrera are the only two I can think of, but the majority of the guys do one or two scenes, make a couple bucks (sometimes nothing), and that is it. You also have to have certain characteristics or they won't even give you the time of day (big shlong, decent physique generally [ie not fat] and be able to perform). I knew a guy in college who tried to become one, and they said he had no future in straight porn but could do okay in gay porn.

Basically, unless you show up with a hot girl who will only perform with you or you put your due in, you won't make it. Remember that the dude in the porn nailing the hottie had to do some nasty stuff to make it that far.
 
2013-01-31 02:20:25 PM  

Nightsweat: Nurse, take his temperature
[f1.pepst.com image 200x305]



Orally or rectally?
 
2013-01-31 02:22:06 PM  
And yeah, rumors are that Ron has raped several women (including some stars). If true, I hope he dies the most painful death imaginable.
 
2013-01-31 02:22:35 PM  
He deserved an Oscar for Orgazmo.
 
2013-01-31 02:26:31 PM  

Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.


Not to mention the verbal abuse.  Gives me a soft-on.
 
2013-01-31 02:28:26 PM  

farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?


Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.
 
2013-01-31 02:43:19 PM  

Fissile: AnotherOldFart: I wonder if he is an organ donor....

============

You seen any of his Jurassic C**k  vids?  That organ ain't what it used to be....think Chevy small block with 410K miles on it.  Hardly worth the effort to transplant.


"Worn to a nub" comes to mind.
 
2013-01-31 02:44:52 PM  
www.yarmulkebra.com
 
2013-01-31 02:47:01 PM  
Yes...bad porn music can certainly take away from the experience.


/Get Well, Sir Hedgehog.
 
2013-01-31 03:25:30 PM  
Hey Ron - I know this may now be the appropriate time to ask this, but...are you gonna need that penis? Because it's probably not going to work after a stroke, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste. Plus I already have a transplant surgeon and an organ transport team all paid for and ready to go, so....
 
2013-01-31 03:28:35 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Hey Ron - I know this may now be the appropriate time to ask this, but...are you gonna need that penis? Because it's probably not going to work after a stroke, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste. Plus I already have a transplant surgeon and an organ transport team all paid for and ready to go, so....


The Smithsonian already called dibs. Sorry man.
 
2013-01-31 03:35:20 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.

It's like you have to watch 6 o7 before you see a good one, by then I'm beat.


Heh, just see the hate fark and go "Next Please."

phrenicmonkey: Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.

Not to mention the verbal abuse.  Gives me a soft-on.


This;  it's either softcore, vintage/classic or sites like passion-hd when it comes to good erotica nowadays.
 
2013-01-31 03:35:36 PM  
www.jimpoz.com
 
2013-01-31 03:37:26 PM  
What's the plural of "penis"?

Penises? Penis's? Peeners?

/Inquiring minds.
 
2013-01-31 03:38:20 PM  
Wait, they still make 'professional' porn? And people still pay to watch it?

curious_dog.jpg
 
2013-01-31 03:40:40 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: What's the plural of "penis"?

Penises? Penis's? Peeners?

/Inquiring minds.


Penises. If you want to add some flare, you can also use Louis C.K.'s "penasia".
 
2013-01-31 03:46:12 PM  

Rann Xerox: farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?

Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.


Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n.  1-on-1, MMF, FFM, orgies, the man could pretty much do it all, had 5-star performances and (unlike Ron) had the body to match his junk.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:47 PM  

Rwa2play: Rann Xerox: farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?

Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n.  1-on-1, MMF, FFM, orgies, the man could pretty much do it all, had 5-star performances and (unlike Ron) had the body to match his junk.


He also did MM. Truly versatile actor.
 
2013-01-31 03:51:53 PM  

Rwa2play: Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n


More like the Mickey Mantle of Porn.  He also did gay porn under the psuedoname of Matt Ramsey.
 
2013-01-31 03:56:17 PM  
Will Ron's weener really not work after this?

That's scary.
 
2013-01-31 03:57:56 PM  

doczoidberg: Will Ron's weener really not work after this?

That's scary.


Yep, he can look forward to years of blood pressure meds that lead to a soft wiener
 
2013-01-31 03:58:23 PM  
Are we certain it's Ron? Have any of the nurses seen his face?
 
2013-01-31 04:07:27 PM  

WhippingBoy: Rwa2play: Rann Xerox: farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?

Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n.  1-on-1, MMF, FFM, orgies, the man could pretty much do it all, had 5-star performances and (unlike Ron) had the body to match his junk.

He also did MM. Truly versatile actor.


He did Mickey Mantle?
 
2013-01-31 04:08:44 PM  

WhippingBoy: Rwa2play: Rann Xerox: farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?

Just wait until Peter North goes on life support.  You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Ahh, Peter North: The Wayne Gretzky of pr0n.  1-on-1, MMF, FFM, orgies, the man could pretty much do it all, had 5-star performances and (unlike Ron) had the body to match his junk.

He also did MM. Truly versatile actor.

More like the Mickey Mantle of Porn.  He also did gay porn under the psuedoname of Matt Ramsey.


Yeah, but it doesn't bother me at all with him.  Hell I'm reckoning he's done more international pr0n stars than anyone else in p0rn.

/saw him with a blonde french babe in a scene
//she was happy to ride the North Pole
 
2013-01-31 04:12:59 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: What's the plural of "penis"?

Penises? Penis's? Peeners?

/Inquiring minds.



This guy might know:

upload.wikimedia.org

He certainly can tell you what the plural of 'pussy' is.  Jimmy taught him that.
 
2013-01-31 04:16:23 PM  

monoski: doczoidberg: Will Ron's weener really not work after this?

That's scary.

Yep, he can look forward to years of blood pressure meds that lead to a soft wiener



Fark that.

Does Ron even still do porn?
 
2013-01-31 04:18:20 PM  

doczoidberg: monoski: doczoidberg: Will Ron's weener really not work after this?

That's scary.

Yep, he can look forward to years of blood pressure meds that lead to a soft wiener


Fark that.

Does Ron even still do porn?


Well, once he got his foot inside the door, he coldn't quit.
 
2013-01-31 04:26:46 PM  
He was funny as Sam the butcher in Hustler's "This is not the Brady Bunch". Well that's what my pals say.
 
2013-01-31 04:29:00 PM  

machoprogrammer: Rwa2play: machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).

Wouldn't the pay stink even more so because the porn industry has become so fragmented?

Yep. There are under a half dozen guys that make enough money acting in straight porn (not directing or producing or even doing "gay for pay", but just acting in straight porn) to make a living. James Deen and Manuel Ferrera are the only two I can think of, but the majority of the guys do one or two scenes, make a couple bucks (sometimes nothing), and that is it. You also have to have certain characteristics or they won't even give you the time of day (big shlong, decent physique generally [ie not fat] and be able to perform). I knew a guy in college who tried to become one, and they said he had no future in straight porn but could do okay in gay porn.

Basically, unless you show up with a hot girl who will only perform with you or you put your due in, you won't make it. Remember that the dude in the porn nailing the hottie had to do some nasty stuff to make it that far.


Also, the Hedgehog can pop pretty much on command.  Or, give him a countdown of arbitrary duration, and right on zero, bam.

That makes a director's day a lot easier.
 
2013-01-31 04:34:03 PM  
what's this about ron being rapey?  any citations?  i have not heard about this.
 
2013-01-31 04:41:48 PM  
This sounds like a South Park episode.
 
2013-01-31 04:47:46 PM  

Nothing To See Here: He's not even dead yet and the Nurses are lining up for the Viewing . . .


i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 04:52:06 PM  

frepnog: what's this about ron being rapey?  any citations?  i have not heard about this.


after looking about it appears that ron is not realy all that rapey.  douchey perhaps, but a man willing to take a lie detector test is probably telling the truth.

or believes what he is saying anyway.  but yea, a woman tends not to go ahead and have threesomes and oral sex on cam with a man that has raped her.

sounds like people that are a bit embarressed that they were boned by the hedgehog.
 
2013-01-31 05:18:43 PM  

Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips)
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish
looping
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target)
condoms
excessive talking
too much insertion fumbling
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area)
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep)
farting
choking/face-slapping


So you hate porn movies?
 
2013-01-31 05:26:24 PM  

frepnog: frepnog: what's this about ron being rapey?  any citations?  i have not heard about this.

after looking about it appears that ron is not realy all that rapey.  douchey perhaps, but a man willing to take a lie detector test is probably telling the truth.

or believes what he is saying anyway.  but yea, a woman tends not to go ahead and have threesomes and oral sex on cam with a man that has raped her.

sounds like people that are a bit embarressed that they were boned by the hedgehog.


Ginger Lynn made the accusation, as did Jennifer Steele.  I read the story earlier today.  Frankly, I don't know who to believe.  It wouldn't be the first time that a really likeable dude turned out to have a dark side, and I've got no evidence that the other side is lying so, I'm not about to take sides.

http://www.ryanmcbain.com/forums/showthread.php?242-Ginger-Lynn-I-wa s- raped-by-Ron-Jeremy

I can't say I buy the whole "I'll take a lie detector test" thing, though.  I mean, that's really just calling a bluff, if it is one.
 
2013-01-31 05:32:53 PM  
My Ron Jeremy story....

On the way to CES 2008 from LA to Vegas and stop at the Burger King in Baker CA (had to pee SOOO BAD), which is off the I-15. On the way back to the parking lot notice a guy with 3 girls, one of which was shooting video of him just standing there in the lot. I then realize it's Ron. I sit in my car with the door still open wondering if I should say anything and finally I just say "Ron!". He looks over and I give him a small salute which he smiled and acknowledged. I also took a couple phone camera shots.

I wondered for a few minutes "WTF is Ron Jeremy doing at a Burger King in Baker?" and I realized that the Adult Entertainment Expo  is held at the same time as CES in Vegas.
 
2013-01-31 05:33:58 PM  

doczoidberg: monoski: doczoidberg: Will Ron's weener really not work after this?

That's scary.

Yep, he can look forward to years of blood pressure meds that lead to a soft wiener


Fark that.

Does Ron even still do porn?


He did one with Nina Hartley not long ago.

/and there was not enough brainbleach in the continental US to get rid of the memory
//what has been seen cannot be unseen
 
2013-01-31 05:37:37 PM  
Get well hedgehog.

Too bad his dong won't work anymore...I was looking forward to him banging the fresh crop of 20 year olds in Jurassic c*@k videos.

/Peter North is the human firehose
 
2013-01-31 05:49:27 PM  

FinFangFark: /Peter North is the human firehose


Think he's done facials from across the room on occasion.
 
2013-01-31 06:03:22 PM  
I've vaguely heard of Ron Jeremy and never seen his "work." Way before my time and even when I got old enough to watch porn, I discovered I was not interested in it. I don't like the way women are treated at all. Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project and found I liked it a lot more - no body parts I wasn't interested in, no women to feel badly about, and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. There are some "gay porn cliches" I sure could do without, but I'm actually not sure if they are *porn* cliches or just *gay sex* cliches, and I'll never find out, either. Oh well. At any rate, I likes me the dudes, doesn't likes the wimmens, and generally it's not something I need to watch regularly.

/keeps the sound turned off
//only so many "oh yeah" and "fark yeah" 's one can hear and not go mad
///hope RJ recovers and does well
 
2013-01-31 06:07:41 PM  

silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2013-01-31 06:29:22 PM  

silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project


We now have Pete Townsend's Fark handle!
 
2013-01-31 06:40:13 PM  
Summer Glau's Love Slave   2013-01-31 03:37:26 PM
What's the plural of "penis"?
Penises? Penis's? Peeners?
/Inquiring minds.

Orgy.
 
2013-01-31 07:21:01 PM  
Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

Bald guys
canned moaning (doesn't even sync with the girls lips) yup
view behind the guy where you can see his dirty starfish Yup
looping Havent seen much of that.
bad artwork on the walls (you're banging in a mansion, and it looks like you got that pic from Target) You might be looking in the wrong spot...
condoms Yeah i cant  say they add to the viewing experience...
excessive talking As long as the talking is dirty talking all is well.
too much insertion fumbling penis goes whar?
girls with scars or excessive tats (especially in the pubic area) gross.
cutaway scenes to a lamp and then back to the action the worst is when they keep going to shots of her ear or her foot. Or long shots of just the guys face. Very off putting.
bad music (e.g. Hip/Hop or dubstep) Yeah i dont get the appeal of that either.
Farting? yeah thats not so cool.
Chokeing/face slapping? idk -- seems pretty hot to me. I have a nice innocent good girl for a spouse but damned if she doesnt enjoy being pounded out like a fast fry steak. I thought rough sex was just something that sasha grey did for money. Apparently some chicks are actually pretty into it.

\Ron jeremy is disgusting. Hes got a big penis and that makes him nothing special in todays world of internet performers. Hes also fat, hairy, disgusting, and when im trying to fap hes the last thing i ever want to see. Two girls one cup is less vile than a nude Ron Jeremy.
 
2013-01-31 07:44:41 PM  
Ron Jeremy suffers serious medical condition.  STILL ALIVE
 
2013-01-31 08:15:43 PM  
That headline:
 
2013-01-31 08:18:19 PM  

haknslash: Nightsweat: Nurse, take his temperature

Great googamooga, who is THAT?!


Ahhh, "In Bed With Faith"  So many dead kittens a few years ago...
 
2013-01-31 09:22:06 PM  

Gleeman: FinFangFark: /Peter North is the human firehose

Think he's done facials from across the room on occasion.


Across the room, try across the state.

/would believe it too
//NASA should see if he could be used as jet propulsion system
 
2013-01-31 09:27:19 PM  

silvervial: I likes me the dudes


*checks profile*
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-31 09:33:29 PM  

FinFangFark: silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


chi_tino: silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project

We now have Pete Townsend's Fark handle!


LOL at Pete Townsend!  But I'm detecting a certain amount of disbelief. Which is strange, since, as a woman, why would I lie about why I started watching gay male pron? It really was/is for a project I'm working on, and I've mentioned it before. I had to understand the mechanics ;)

/still keep the sound off
//pron breathing is weird and fake
 
2013-01-31 09:35:05 PM  

Gleeman: silvervial: I likes me the dudes

*checks profile*
[i.imgur.com image 400x400]


LOL! I am a female, lady-type woman.
 
2013-01-31 10:06:06 PM  
Lord help the nurse who has to shave him should an operation be necessary.
 
2013-01-31 10:44:39 PM  

farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?


Hey! At least Ron is a Famous actor!
 
2013-01-31 10:46:27 PM  

Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.


I especially dislike the deep throating where the girl keeps saying "gug-gug-gug" like some weird Popeye. It seems to have gotten really common in the last year or two.
 
2013-01-31 10:46:28 PM  

silvervial: FinFangFark: silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

chi_tino: silvervial: Recently, I had to start watching gay porn for some research I was doing for a project

We now have Pete Townsend's Fark handle!

LOL at Pete Townsend!  But I'm detecting a certain amount of disbelief. Which is strange, since, as a woman, why would I lie about why I started watching gay male pron? It really was/is for a project I'm working on, and I've mentioned it before. I had to understand the mechanics ;)

/still keep the sound off
//pron breathing is weird and fake


I'll admit to watching a few select MM vids on occasion, although the majority of it seems to be pretty crappy. Take note, it is a slippery slope from Yaoi manga to the (less) dark corners of the internet. I won't go into the really shady ones though; that list above of 'things I don't like' is pretty much spot on.

The 'Corbin Fischer' studio, however, actually makes (at least two) things I enjoy watching. Yay. There's also some guy I've now seen in three regular videos who seems to actually be good at making the ladies feel good.
 
2013-01-31 10:53:22 PM  

Fano: Rwa2play: Gunderson: Things I hate in a porn movie:

choking/face-slapping

I pretty much dislike a lot of today's pr0n, they look like they're all hate-farking.

I especially dislike the deep throating where the girl keeps saying "gug-gug-gug" like some weird Popeye. It seems to have gotten really common in the last year or two.


Agreed. It's an uncomfortable moment that results in hitting the back button.
 
2013-01-31 11:49:08 PM  
List of things we hate in porn?
Spitting and repeated, loud swearing.  And the chick that is so high she's practically unconscious that makes you wonder if you've wandered into the completely wrong genre.
 
2013-01-31 11:54:49 PM  

Six_By_Nine: frepnog: frepnog: what's this about ron being rapey?  any citations?  i have not heard about this.

after looking about it appears that ron is not realy all that rapey.  douchey perhaps, but a man willing to take a lie detector test is probably telling the truth.

or believes what he is saying anyway.  but yea, a woman tends not to go ahead and have threesomes and oral sex on cam with a man that has raped her.

sounds like people that are a bit embarressed that they were boned by the hedgehog.

Ginger Lynn made the accusation, as did Jennifer Steele.  I read the story earlier today.  Frankly, I don't know who to believe.  It wouldn't be the first time that a really likeable dude turned out to have a dark side, and I've got no evidence that the other side is lying so, I'm not about to take sides.

http://www.ryanmcbain.com/forums/showthread.php?242-Ginger-Lynn-I-wa s- raped-by-Ron-Jeremy

I can't say I buy the whole "I'll take a lie detector test" thing, though.  I mean, that's really just calling a bluff, if it is one.


There was non-porn actresses that made accusations, too, supposedly. I don't know if I believe it, but it is definitely possible.
 
2013-02-01 12:12:48 AM  

fat boy: I declare February 2nd to be Hedgehog Day.


On that day, Ron Jeremy will come (HA!) out of the hospital, lay on his back, and try to double his fat ass over to slob his own knob.  If he can't, we get six more weeks of winter.
 
2013-02-01 12:17:14 AM  

silvervial: Gleeman: silvervial: I likes me the dudes

*checks profile*
[i.imgur.com image 400x400]

LOL! I am a female, lady-type woman.


When I read that all I thought was "Did someone just come out on Fark?"
 
2013-02-01 08:22:37 AM  

machoprogrammer: Six_By_Nine: frepnog: frepnog: what's this about ron being rapey?  any citations?  i have not heard about this.

after looking about it appears that ron is not realy all that rapey.  douchey perhaps, but a man willing to take a lie detector test is probably telling the truth.

or believes what he is saying anyway.  but yea, a woman tends not to go ahead and have threesomes and oral sex on cam with a man that has raped her.

sounds like people that are a bit embarressed that they were boned by the hedgehog.

Ginger Lynn made the accusation, as did Jennifer Steele.  I read the story earlier today.  Frankly, I don't know who to believe.  It wouldn't be the first time that a really likeable dude turned out to have a dark side, and I've got no evidence that the other side is lying so, I'm not about to take sides.

http://www.ryanmcbain.com/forums/showthread.php?242-Ginger-Lynn-I-wa s- raped-by-Ron-Jeremy

I can't say I buy the whole "I'll take a lie detector test" thing, though.  I mean, that's really just calling a bluff, if it is one.

There was non-porn actresses that made accusations, too, supposedly. I don't know if I believe it, but it is definitely possible.


i look at it this way - some people came out with accusations because Ron is one of the famous ones.

and then found out that famous or not, there was no real money in it.  so the accusations went nowhere, and the few that jumped on the bandwagon abandoned the plan BECAUSE there was no money in it.

If Ron was seriously all that rapey, charged would have been brought by SOMEONE, money or no.

and yet.....
 
2013-02-01 09:09:39 AM  

farkfarkfark: I weep for America when the health situation of a porn star makes national news.  I mean, why should I care if Kim Kardashian is pregnant or not?


cry baby
 
2013-02-01 09:20:05 AM  
idk -- everyone keeps saying he was a nice guy but goddamnit he just looked skeevy and gross. Every instance i saw him in anything he seemed to be a dirtbag.

I can not -- fo the life of me -- get -- what the freaking fascination with him is. Can someone explain why someone so gross and hairy and fat and vile is talked about like a hero? He just seems like that guy nobody would ever even consider leaving their children with.
 
2013-02-01 12:24:32 PM  

mikefinch: idk -- everyone keeps saying he was a nice guy but goddamnit he just looked skeevy and gross. Every instance i saw him in anything he seemed to be a dirtbag.

I can not -- fo the life of me -- get -- what the freaking fascination with him is. Can someone explain why someone so gross and hairy and fat and vile is talked about like a hero? He just seems like that guy nobody would ever even consider leaving their children with.


That's the whole appeal. That a disgusting fat slob is farking gorgeous chicks makes everyone else feel like they could too.
 
2013-02-01 01:47:42 PM  

gadian: List of things we hate in porn?
Spitting and repeated, loud swearing.  And the chick that is so high she's practically unconscious that makes you wonder if you've wandered into the completely wrong genre.


Spitting I can understand.

Repeated, loud swearing?  Not really, that's just talking dirty.

Also depends on who's doing it:  The late, great Anna Malle was hawt for talking dirty but Racqel Devine?  Turn. Off.
 
2013-02-01 02:41:02 PM  

Rwa2play: gadian: List of things we hate in porn?
Spitting and repeated, loud swearing.  And the chick that is so high she's practically unconscious that makes you wonder if you've wandered into the completely wrong genre.

Spitting I can understand.

Repeated, loud swearing?  Not really, that's just talking dirty.


I just get bored; it's like they only know two sentences and repeat repeat repeat. I don't need tons of dialogue, but at least be original when you speak...

/elitist
 
2013-02-01 03:58:17 PM  

keepitcherry: That's the whole appeal. That a disgusting fat slob is farking gorgeous chicks makes everyone else feel like they could too.



Gross.

Thats... Gross.
 
2013-02-01 04:37:30 PM  

ladyfortuna: Rwa2play: gadian: List of things we hate in porn?
Spitting and repeated, loud swearing.  And the chick that is so high she's practically unconscious that makes you wonder if you've wandered into the completely wrong genre.

Spitting I can understand.

Repeated, loud swearing?  Not really, that's just talking dirty.

I just get bored; it's like they only know two sentences and repeat repeat repeat. I don't need tons of dialogue, but at least be original when you speak...

/elitist


Hear you loud and clear.  It's annoying when someone just repeats the same thing over and over.  Would rather have them enjoy the ride.
 
2013-02-01 05:16:18 PM  

Rwa2play: Repeated, loud swearing? Not really, that's just talking dirty.


No.  No it's not.  There's talking dirty and then there's just yelling "fark! shiat! fark! Damn, shiat fark!" over and over during sex.
 
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