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(Fox News)   Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him"   (foxnews.com) divider line 150
    More: Repeat, Ron Jeremy, Doctor Kandi Cummings, heart surgery, chest pains, TMZ  
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2013-01-31 10:25:02 AM
Headlines like this are why we have the [Repeat] tag.

*golf-clap*
 
2013-01-31 10:46:57 AM
penis
 
2013-01-31 10:49:00 AM
He has a long, hard recovery process ahead of him.
 
2013-01-31 10:49:18 AM
This headline is

i177.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 10:49:46 AM
I declare February 2nd to be Hedgehog Day.


Get well soon Ron.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:00 AM
again?
 
2013-01-31 10:50:01 AM
This all happened when he got back from Bangkok  . . . coincident?
 
2013-01-31 10:50:22 AM
I wonder if the antibiotics reject him?
 
2013-01-31 10:50:26 AM
I wonder what his nurses look like.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:43 AM
Dimsdale!

www.mrwallpaper.com  ">
 
2013-01-31 10:51:59 AM
Nurse, take his temperature
f1.pepst.com
 
2013-01-31 10:52:57 AM
Does he have health insurance?  If so, he's got the greatest job in Murica.
 
2013-01-31 10:53:16 AM
That's what she said!
 
2013-01-31 10:54:45 AM
I was lucky enough to meet him while he was touring supporting his brand of rum.  He saw the T-shirt I was wearing (the one that said "I f***ed the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous) and we chatted for a few minutes about The Aristocrats.  Nice guy, would watch him rail women again.

/this story brought to you by the letters C, S, and B.
 
2013-01-31 10:55:02 AM
Was he carrying a Pizza when he was admitted to the Hospital?
 
2013-01-31 11:00:50 AM
Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!
 
2013-01-31 11:04:32 AM

snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!


Is that what made him famous?
 
2013-01-31 11:06:49 AM
Best RJ picture ever

photos.vaxlan.net

Happens to me too... not
 
2013-01-31 11:07:22 AM

snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!


You'd never leave the house.
 
2013-01-31 11:08:24 AM
Ron Jeremy is my hero and inspiration!!!!

GET WELL RON!
 
2013-01-31 11:08:33 AM
We're all pulling for you...or because of you.
 
2013-01-31 11:08:46 AM
Subby, Jonah Falcon whips out his tip and bangs it on the table in approval.
 
2013-01-31 11:09:05 AM
I wonder if he is an organ donor....
 
2013-01-31 11:10:26 AM
I bet he made an O-face when it happened.
 
2013-01-31 11:13:39 AM

AnotherOldFart: I wonder if he is an organ donor....


============

You seen any of his Jurassic C**k  vids?  That organ ain't what it used to be....think Chevy small block with 410K miles on it.  Hardly worth the effort to transplant.
 
2013-01-31 11:14:33 AM

themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?


Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).
 
2013-01-31 11:15:03 AM

themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?


A little bit.  More than that, he was able to get it up on demand, all day every day, long before Viagra.  I mean, the dude has 1300+ entries on <i>imdb</i>, and probably a number of roles beyond that.
 
2013-01-31 11:16:08 AM
I met him at the World Series of Poker a few years back.  Nice fella.

/get better!
 
2013-01-31 11:17:19 AM
Hope he's not hard on the nurses.
 
2013-01-31 11:17:24 AM
I don't click fox links. OK guize so what's going on in this thred?
Also WTF is up with Fark's image preview crap? And nothing is allowed now. What, did Drew drink a bunch of DMCA juice or what? no linking pix from the web anymore? screw this, I'm going back to SpaceGhetto
 
2013-01-31 11:23:51 AM
HOTY nominee!
 
2013-01-31 11:24:07 AM
Must be weird for him finally being the person lying on their backs, staring at the ceiling and wishing they were someone else.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:21 AM
i939.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 11:30:16 AM

burber: Best RJ picture ever

[photos.vaxlan.net image 450x314]

Happens to me too... not


that pic is hot. he's not even that big by modern porn standards.
 
2013-01-31 11:33:37 AM
 
2013-01-31 11:36:08 AM

machoprogrammer: That and the pay still sucks for straight men


They don't get paid nearly as much as the women, but they can have much longer careers. In NFL terms, they'd be the kickers.

/no one watches the NFL for the kickers.
 
2013-01-31 11:36:09 AM

machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).


============

I know an IT guy who put together a porn web site for some people who produced most of their own content.  Back in the day, a straight guy would get into porn by showing up with a girl that was will to do porn.  Porn producers would base their evaluation of the wannabe porn stud based on several criteria:  Can he get it up and keep it up when needed?  Is he dangerous to have around the set?

Basically, it was like any other job.  Are you reliable?  Can you get the job done (no easy thing in the days before Viagra).  Are you emotionally stable?  The male talent in straight porn are just props.  Once porn producers find a reliable prop they keep him on for as long as he can or will go.  That's why you see male talent last for years, or in the case of Ron, decades.  On the other hand, female porn talent has the shelf life of a tuna steak.
 
2013-01-31 11:46:11 AM
I don't know much about this guy, but if memory serves me correct, wasn't he the leader of the Three Legged Race?
 
2013-01-31 11:47:25 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-31 11:59:19 AM
If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.
 
2013-01-31 12:03:14 PM

Verdelak: If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.


This.
 
2013-01-31 12:05:31 PM
What a dick.
 
2013-01-31 12:08:47 PM

machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).


Wouldn't the pay stink even more so because the porn industry has become so fragmented?
 
2013-01-31 12:11:39 PM
He's not even dead yet and the Nurses are lining up for the Viewing . . .
 
2013-01-31 12:22:21 PM
so uhh...nothing about hall of fame pitcher that invented the curveball?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_Cummings
 
2013-01-31 12:22:23 PM

Nightsweat: Nurse, take his temperature


Great googamooga, who is THAT?!
 
2013-01-31 12:23:29 PM

Fissile: Does he have health insurance?  If so, he's got the greatest job in Murica.


He probably has Cobra.
/heh, heh, heh
 
2013-01-31 12:24:54 PM
well played subby well played.
 
2013-01-31 12:26:34 PM
This would be worse if he was in the Hospital for a broken leg . . .
 
2013-01-31 12:30:19 PM
Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.
 
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