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(Fox News)   Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him"   (foxnews.com) divider line 150
    More: Repeat, Ron Jeremy, Doctor Kandi Cummings, heart surgery, chest pains, TMZ  
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xanadian [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 10:25:02 AM
Headlines like this are why we have the [Repeat] tag.

*golf-clap*
 
meade2001
2013-01-31 10:46:57 AM
penis
 
Mad Scientist
2013-01-31 10:49:00 AM
He has a long, hard recovery process ahead of him.
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 10:49:18 AM
This headline is

i177.photobucket.com
 
fat boy
2013-01-31 10:49:46 AM
I declare February 2nd to be Hedgehog Day.


Get well soon Ron.
 
Plant Rights Activist
2013-01-31 10:50:00 AM
again?
 
Nothing To See Here
2013-01-31 10:50:01 AM
This all happened when he got back from Bangkok  . . . coincident?
 
Rixel
2013-01-31 10:50:22 AM
I wonder if the antibiotics reject him?
 
wombatsrus
2013-01-31 10:50:26 AM
I wonder what his nurses look like.
 
Nightsweat
2013-01-31 10:50:43 AM
Dimsdale!

www.mrwallpaper.com  ">
 
Nightsweat
2013-01-31 10:51:59 AM
Nurse, take his temperature
f1.pepst.com
 
Fissile [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 10:52:57 AM
Does he have health insurance?  If so, he's got the greatest job in Murica.
 
GameVoid
2013-01-31 10:53:16 AM
That's what she said!
 
Jack's Smirking Revenge
2013-01-31 10:54:45 AM
I was lucky enough to meet him while he was touring supporting his brand of rum.  He saw the T-shirt I was wearing (the one that said "I f***ed the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous) and we chatted for a few minutes about The Aristocrats.  Nice guy, would watch him rail women again.

/this story brought to you by the letters C, S, and B.
 
Nothing To See Here
2013-01-31 10:55:02 AM
Was he carrying a Pizza when he was admitted to the Hospital?
 
snocone [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:00:50 AM
Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!
 
themasterdebater
2013-01-31 11:04:32 AM
snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?
 
burber
2013-01-31 11:06:49 AM
Best RJ picture ever

photos.vaxlan.net

Happens to me too... not
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:07:22 AM
snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

You'd never leave the house.
 
Frizbone
2013-01-31 11:08:24 AM
Ron Jeremy is my hero and inspiration!!!!

GET WELL RON!
 
Dalemite
2013-01-31 11:08:33 AM
We're all pulling for you...or because of you.
 
TheShavingofOccam123
2013-01-31 11:08:46 AM
Subby, Jonah Falcon whips out his tip and bangs it on the table in approval.
 
AnotherOldFart
2013-01-31 11:09:05 AM
I wonder if he is an organ donor....
 
GoodHomer
2013-01-31 11:10:26 AM
I bet he made an O-face when it happened.
 
Fissile [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:13:39 AM
AnotherOldFart: I wonder if he is an organ donor....

============

You seen any of his Jurassic C**k  vids?  That organ ain't what it used to be....think Chevy small block with 410K miles on it.  Hardly worth the effort to transplant.
 
machoprogrammer
2013-01-31 11:14:33 AM
themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).
 
stevarooni [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:15:03 AM
themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

A little bit.  More than that, he was able to get it up on demand, all day every day, long before Viagra.  I mean, the dude has 1300+ entries on <i>imdb</i>, and probably a number of roles beyond that.
 
Your_Dog
2013-01-31 11:16:08 AM
I met him at the World Series of Poker a few years back.  Nice fella.

/get better!
 
Nothing To See Here
2013-01-31 11:17:19 AM
Hope he's not hard on the nurses.
 
Stephen_Falken
2013-01-31 11:17:24 AM
I don't click fox links. OK guize so what's going on in this thred?
Also WTF is up with Fark's image preview crap? And nothing is allowed now. What, did Drew drink a bunch of DMCA juice or what? no linking pix from the web anymore? screw this, I'm going back to SpaceGhetto
 
madpiper
2013-01-31 11:23:51 AM
HOTY nominee!
 
alwaysjaded [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:24:07 AM
Must be weird for him finally being the person lying on their backs, staring at the ceiling and wishing they were someone else.
 
NightOwl2255 [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:25:21 AM
i939.photobucket.com
 
devilEther
2013-01-31 11:30:16 AM
burber: Best RJ picture ever

[photos.vaxlan.net image 450x314]

Happens to me too... not

that pic is hot. he's not even that big by modern porn standards.
 
LewDux
2013-01-31 11:33:37 AM
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:36:08 AM
machoprogrammer: That and the pay still sucks for straight men

They don't get paid nearly as much as the women, but they can have much longer careers. In NFL terms, they'd be the kickers.

/no one watches the NFL for the kickers.
 
Fissile [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 11:36:09 AM
machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).

============

I know an IT guy who put together a porn web site for some people who produced most of their own content.  Back in the day, a straight guy would get into porn by showing up with a girl that was will to do porn.  Porn producers would base their evaluation of the wannabe porn stud based on several criteria:  Can he get it up and keep it up when needed?  Is he dangerous to have around the set?

Basically, it was like any other job.  Are you reliable?  Can you get the job done (no easy thing in the days before Viagra).  Are you emotionally stable?  The male talent in straight porn are just props.  Once porn producers find a reliable prop they keep him on for as long as he can or will go.  That's why you see male talent last for years, or in the case of Ron, decades.  On the other hand, female porn talent has the shelf life of a tuna steak.
 
Nothing To See Here
2013-01-31 11:46:11 AM
I don't know much about this guy, but if memory serves me correct, wasn't he the leader of the Three Legged Race?
 
ricochet4
2013-01-31 11:47:25 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
Verdelak
2013-01-31 11:59:19 AM
If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.
 
deadsanta
2013-01-31 12:03:14 PM
Verdelak: If all of the rape accusations are true, I hope he dies painfully.

This.
 
Pontious Pilates [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 12:05:31 PM
What a dick.
 
Rwa2play [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 12:08:47 PM
machoprogrammer: themasterdebater: snocone: Good luck, Hedgehog.

Sure wish I could suck my own unit. You da MAN!

Is that what made him famous?

Yup. To make it in porn as a straight male, you have to basically prove you are worth their time (since any male is going to want to have that career). That means starting in either gay porn or porn no one wants to do (granny, fat chicks, etc). They want to see that you can perform in the worst conditions to make sure you can perform in the best conditions. That and the pay still sucks for straight men (but Ron Jeremy is probably worth a lot due to his fame).

Wouldn't the pay stink even more so because the porn industry has become so fragmented?
 
Nothing To See Here
2013-01-31 12:11:39 PM
He's not even dead yet and the Nurses are lining up for the Viewing . . .
 
hoodiowithtudio
2013-01-31 12:22:21 PM
so uhh...nothing about hall of fame pitcher that invented the curveball?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_Cummings
 
haknslash
2013-01-31 12:22:23 PM
Nightsweat: Nurse, take his temperature

Great googamooga, who is THAT?!
 
c-ment
2013-01-31 12:23:29 PM
Fissile: Does he have health insurance?  If so, he's got the greatest job in Murica.

He probably has Cobra.
/heh, heh, heh
 
grimlock1972
2013-01-31 12:24:54 PM
well played subby well played.
 
Nothing To See Here
2013-01-31 12:26:34 PM
This would be worse if he was in the Hospital for a broken leg . . .
 
Satan's Bunny Slippers [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 12:30:19 PM
Met him a couple times (exactly two) over the years.  Last time was around 2009.  Nice enough person.

Get well soon Hedgehog.
 
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