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(TMZ)   Man who wears tight spandex pants, pats fellow players on the ass, and winds up at the bottom of a pile of sweaty men for a living says that no gay stuff will be tolerated in the San Francisco 49ers locker room   (tmz.com) divider line 28
    More: Dumbass, Brendon Ayanbadejo, Chris Culliver, locker room, Artie Lange, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, San Francisco, Baltimore Ravens  
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2013-01-31 11:22:11 AM  
5 votes:
"He continued, "Can't be with that sweet stuff. Nah ... can't be ...in the locker room man. Nah." "

WTH?
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2013-01-31 09:45:31 AM  
5 votes:

SlothB77: of all the cities to play for, it had to be a San Francisco 49er.


It's like if a Green Bay Packer were a vegan that hated cheese.
2013-01-31 09:58:58 AM  
4 votes:

SphericalTime: Really going to have trouble rooting for the 49ers, even though the Ravens slaughtered the Pats.  May actually skip the game.  We'll see.


Take a stab at it.  You might find a way to get away with something.
2013-01-31 02:01:51 PM  
3 votes:
From      "No, we don't got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do."


To         "The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."


Wow, you're not even farking trying.
2013-01-31 01:44:16 PM  
3 votes:

deanis: Cythraul: jake_lex: I hate to break it to Culliver, but it's probably pretty close to an absolute certainty that he either has a gay teammate now, or has had one at some point in his career.

And he would probably respond to that with, 'as long as he kept it to himself, and not push his gay agenda around me, then that's fine.'

By the way, WTF is a "gay agenda"?


6:00am -- Wake up, shower, brush teeth
6:30am -- Breakfast
7:00am -- Leave for work
7:50am -- Arrive at work
8:00am -- Check and respond to emails received overnight
8:20am -- Use mind-control ray to make straight males lust after chiseled dudes
8:30am -- Team meeting....
2013-01-31 11:46:13 AM  
3 votes:
Culliver answered, "No, we don't got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do."

I ran this through Google translator and it insists that it is written in English already. Odd.
2013-01-31 09:56:32 AM  
3 votes:
Paging Chris Kluwe.

FirstNationalBastard: But the Ravens have a murderer.


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2013-01-31 02:20:12 PM  
2 votes:
<i>The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. </i>

It's like the PR equivalent of "Just because I sucked one cock doesn't mean..."
2013-01-31 11:35:38 AM  
2 votes:

Klippoklondike: I want to hear what Chris Kluwe has to say about it.  He is very eloquent and is fantastic at verbally biatch-slapping guys like this.


I saw one comment on his twitter about it:

Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft

The proper response to @Cullyinthehouse isn't to mock him for insecurity over gay rights, but to mock him for buying fake Twitter followers.
2013-01-31 11:31:32 AM  
2 votes:

thecpt: Lost Thought 00: NFL is trying to cover it's ass on this one. Fact is, they are the greatest propogators of homophobia throughout our society. Every add involving football deals with manliness being measured by the pursuit of bikini models and punching your friends in the face.

Unless its Aaron Rodgers gently placing his fingers on another dude's lips.  Actually, I can't think of any commercial that you're referring too.  Well other than the guys sitting around the tv/tailgate and every girl is a model.  They put pretty people in their commercials like everyone else.

/Also, you will go from crazy cat lady to pretty lady who attends cookouts with Drew Brees.


Thanks to Brees, I now know that NyQuil is the manliest night-time cold suppressant on the market.
2013-01-31 02:18:29 PM  
1 votes:

iron_city_ap: BKITU: deanis: Cythraul: jake_lex: I hate to break it to Culliver, but it's probably pretty close to an absolute certainty that he either has a gay teammate now, or has had one at some point in his career.

And he would probably respond to that with, 'as long as he kept it to himself, and not push his gay agenda around me, then that's fine.'

By the way, WTF is a "gay agenda"?

6:00am -- Wake up, shower, brush teeth
6:30am -- Breakfast
7:00am -- Leave for work
7:50am -- Arrive at work
8:00am -- Check and respond to emails received overnight
8:20am -- Use mind-control ray to make straight males lust after chiseled dudes
8:30am -- Team meeting....

You forgot to squeeze in 'restock glitter'


That's later in the afternoon, between the weekly budget review and the forecasting conference call, but before the evening's marriage destruction.
2013-01-31 01:29:28 PM  
1 votes:
Thought this was a wrestling thread.

Leaving disappointed.
2013-01-31 12:19:45 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone who looks at football and immediately thinks about gay sex has a lot to learn about themselves.
2013-01-31 12:01:31 PM  
1 votes:
That's the downside of making it to the Superbowl.  Even the real troglodytes end up with a mic shoved under their nose.
2013-01-31 11:55:18 AM  
1 votes:
You'd think someone who played at South Carolina would be more comfortable with cocks.
2013-01-31 11:53:50 AM  
1 votes:

kronicfeld: Almost a Workaholics simulpost. You guys must be fully torqued right now.

/shawnders


it was very tight butt hole
2013-01-31 11:52:45 AM  
1 votes:
Almost a Workaholics simulpost. You guys must be fully torqued right now.

/shawnders
2013-01-31 11:51:13 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology


there is one thing i am 100% sure of and that is that Culliver didn't write that.  I figured that out when i reached the word 'derogatory'.
2013-01-31 11:46:51 AM  
1 votes:

thecpt: Lost Thought 00: Not so much ads for the NFL so much as ads for beer, soda, GoDaddy, etc that surround it. You don't find ads anywhere near that offensive surrounding other sports

Okay, so not NFL commercials so much as sponsors that are doing tie-ins.  GoDaddy is crappy and buy network space.  I didn't think they did anything directly with the NFL.  Beer commercials are truly shiatty about it (I'm think the recent, budlight maybe?, where they question manliness and everyone laughs at that person) but those weren't directly tied with the NFL either.  I can't think of any soda ones that have offended me.

But when it comes to NFL commercials, they're pretty good about it.  It's just what networks decide to plug in as advertising for the base demographic.


The Dr. Pepper "It's not for women" ads are pretty obnoxious.
2013-01-31 11:45:31 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Klippoklondike: I want to hear what Chris Kluwe has to say about it.  He is very eloquent and is fantastic at verbally biatch-slapping guys like this.

I saw one comment on his twitter about it:

Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft

The proper response to @Cullyinthehouse isn't to mock him for insecurity over gay rights, but to mock him for buying fake Twitter followers.


I've heard of politicians doing this but do athletes actually do that as well?
2013-01-31 11:36:14 AM  
1 votes:
Boxing is just men fighting for a belt and a purse in a ring.  And they have to come up with over-the-top nicknames like "Macho" and "Bonecrusher."  Make what you want of that.
2013-01-31 11:30:51 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology


"In my head, I find gay people repugnant, but that's not how I feel. It was only once someone pointed out that gay people read (and watch football) too that I realized that my opinion is economically harmful to me and the league. I blame the media for reporting this, and I curse you in advance for making me do a week of damage control and making this THE thing that everyone knows me by now.

"No thanks at all, CC"

// translated
// the only jive I know is old-style liturgical, so a few words may be off
2013-01-31 11:28:26 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-31 11:25:17 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology


NFL is trying to cover it's ass on this one. Fact is, they are the greatest propogators of homophobia throughout our society. Every add involving football deals with manliness being measured by the pursuit of bikini models and punching your friends in the face.
2013-01-31 11:24:13 AM  
1 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: "He continued, "Can't be with that sweet stuff. Nah ... can't be ...in the locker room man. Nah." "

WTH?
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Cold, got ta be.
2013-01-31 10:19:28 AM  
1 votes:

BillCo: Where does this guy get off having an opinion.


You know who else had an opinion?
2013-01-31 09:40:03 AM  
1 votes:
of all the cities to play for, it had to be a San Francisco 49er.
2013-01-31 09:33:43 AM  
1 votes:
And wearing a pink headband...

Do any of those voices also say "Avert your eyes or you'll be tempted by the devil." or at the bottom of the pile "think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts..."

/ my understanding is that the number of gay players in the NFL would cause even the most diehard of anti-gay activist forehead to bead with sweat
 
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