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(TMZ)   Man who wears tight spandex pants, pats fellow players on the ass, and winds up at the bottom of a pile of sweaty men for a living says that no gay stuff will be tolerated in the San Francisco 49ers locker room   (tmz.com) divider line 118
    More: Dumbass, Brendon Ayanbadejo, Chris Culliver, locker room, Artie Lange, Jim Harbaugh, San Francisco 49ers, San Francisco, Baltimore Ravens  
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2013-01-31 09:33:43 AM
And wearing a pink headband...

Do any of those voices also say "Avert your eyes or you'll be tempted by the devil." or at the bottom of the pile "think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts..."

/ my understanding is that the number of gay players in the NFL would cause even the most diehard of anti-gay activist forehead to bead with sweat
 
2013-01-31 09:35:52 AM
Culliver and the 49ers will take the field on Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens -- a team which features a very outspoken pro-gay rights advocate Brendon Ayanbadejo.

What a football player secure in his sexuality looks like:

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2013-01-31 09:40:03 AM
of all the cities to play for, it had to be a San Francisco 49er.
 
2013-01-31 09:45:31 AM

SlothB77: of all the cities to play for, it had to be a San Francisco 49er.


It's like if a Green Bay Packer were a vegan that hated cheese.
 
2013-01-31 09:45:57 AM
So he speaks for his entire team?
 
2013-01-31 09:49:20 AM
Really going to have trouble rooting for the 49ers, even though the Ravens slaughtered the Pats.  May actually skip the game.  We'll see.
 
2013-01-31 09:51:02 AM

SphericalTime: Really going to have trouble rooting for the 49ers, even though the Ravens slaughtered the Pats.  May actually skip the game.  We'll see.


Awww, don't let one asshole ruin your whole sports watching experience.  Unless this is a sentiment that's pretty much shared by the whole organization.  Unless you mean that you're not keen on the 49ers for other reasons.
 
2013-01-31 09:55:03 AM

Cythraul: SphericalTime: Really going to have trouble rooting for the 49ers, even though the Ravens slaughtered the Pats.  May actually skip the game.  We'll see.

Awww, don't let one asshole ruin your whole sports watching experience.  Unless this is a sentiment that's pretty much shared by the whole organization.  Unless you mean that you're not keen on the 49ers for other reasons.


Yeah, the 49ers has a homophobe. But the Ravens have a murderer.
 
2013-01-31 09:56:32 AM
Paging Chris Kluwe.

FirstNationalBastard: But the Ravens have a murderer.


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2013-01-31 09:58:58 AM

SphericalTime: Really going to have trouble rooting for the 49ers, even though the Ravens slaughtered the Pats.  May actually skip the game.  We'll see.


Take a stab at it.  You might find a way to get away with something.
 
2013-01-31 10:00:12 AM

Generation_D: SphericalTime: Really going to have trouble rooting for the 49ers, even though the Ravens slaughtered the Pats.  May actually skip the game.  We'll see.

Take a stab at it.  You might find a way to get away with something.


I think we'll see him disposing of all his NFL clothing in a dumpster soon...
 
2013-01-31 10:13:21 AM
Where does this guy get off having an opinion.
 
2013-01-31 10:19:28 AM

BillCo: Where does this guy get off having an opinion.


You know who else had an opinion?
 
2013-01-31 10:28:01 AM
What a Commissioner who would not put up with such shenanigans would look like:
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2013-01-31 10:43:43 AM

Cythraul: Awww, don't let one asshole ruin your whole sports watching experience. Unless this is a sentiment that's pretty much shared by the whole organization.


I can almost guarantee you that this is a sentiment that's shared by the whole organization, and by every organization in the league. Certainly not by every player or member of the front office, and it's certainly not their official position, but it's an unspoken rule.

There's a reason that not a single player has ever come out of the closet during his playing career in the history of American major professional sports, and it's not because there haven't been any gay players.
 
2013-01-31 10:50:16 AM

sigdiamond2000: Cythraul: Awww, don't let one asshole ruin your whole sports watching experience. Unless this is a sentiment that's pretty much shared by the whole organization.

I can almost guarantee you that this is a sentiment that's shared by the whole organization, and by every organization in the league. Certainly not by every player or member of the front office, and it's certainly not their official position, but it's an unspoken rule.

There's a reason that not a single player has ever come out of the closet during his playing career in the history of American major professional sports, and it's not because there haven't been any gay players.


Well, no one has come out as gay during their professional sports career, but straight NFL players have come out in favor of gay rights.  So, that's progress?
 
2013-01-31 10:57:26 AM

kronicfeld: Paging Chris Kluwe.

FirstNationalBastard: But the Ravens have a murderer.

michelleobamaeyeroll.gif


Kluwe had a response on twitter, but the content escapes me.
 
2013-01-31 10:57:43 AM
And people wonder why a guy like Manti Te'o, if he were gay, might do something like go through the lengths of inventing a fake girlfriend.
 
2013-01-31 11:00:46 AM

alwaysjaded: Do any of those voices also say "Avert your eyes or you'll be tempted by the devil." or at the bottom of the pile "think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts..."


Thinking of those stories of players just pissing themselves on the field, among other things, just the smell alone would probably be enough.
 
2013-01-31 11:13:53 AM
Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology
 
2013-01-31 11:16:31 AM

scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology


Yeah, it's also bullshiat.
 
2013-01-31 11:19:50 AM

Cythraul: scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology

Yeah, it's also bullshiat.


Oh of course it is. When this story first broke I went and read some of his twitter account. It was terrible.
 
2013-01-31 11:22:05 AM

Diogenes: Culliver and the 49ers will take the field on Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens -- a team which features a very outspoken pro-gay rights advocate Brendon Ayanbadejo.

What a football player secure in his sexuality looks like:

[cdn.c.photoshelter.com image 271x375]


Looks like Dr. Turkleton aka Chocolate Bear
 
2013-01-31 11:22:11 AM
"He continued, "Can't be with that sweet stuff. Nah ... can't be ...in the locker room man. Nah." "

WTH?
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2013-01-31 11:22:56 AM

scottydoesntknow: Cythraul: scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology

Yeah, it's also bullshiat.

Oh of course it is. When this story first broke I went and read some of his twitter account. It was terrible.


He should have gone with the "sorry people were offended" angle, which is a total crock of shiat but is at least more genuine than that apology.
 
2013-01-31 11:24:13 AM

Ow! That was my feelings!: "He continued, "Can't be with that sweet stuff. Nah ... can't be ...in the locker room man. Nah." "

WTH?
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Cold, got ta be.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:17 AM

scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology


NFL is trying to cover it's ass on this one. Fact is, they are the greatest propogators of homophobia throughout our society. Every add involving football deals with manliness being measured by the pursuit of bikini models and punching your friends in the face.
 
2013-01-31 11:25:35 AM

scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology


PROTIP: Most press-nuggets like this are written by the player's agent's secretary.
 
2013-01-31 11:26:45 AM

sigdiamond2000: I can almost guarantee you that this is a sentiment that's shared by the whole organization, and by every organization in the league. Certainly not by every player or member of the front office, and it's certainly not their official position, but it's an unspoken rule.


Let's just assume everyone is homophobic rather than accepting, that way the issue never gets resolved and we are in no means being judgmental like they are.

I know what you mean, but you can't just say that.
 
2013-01-31 11:28:26 AM
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Grammaton Cleric Culliver
 
2013-01-31 11:29:33 AM

Lost Thought 00: NFL is trying to cover it's ass on this one. Fact is, they are the greatest propogators of homophobia throughout our society. Every add involving football deals with manliness being measured by the pursuit of bikini models and punching your friends in the face.


Unless its Aaron Rodgers gently placing his fingers on another dude's lips.  Actually, I can't think of any commercial that you're referring too.  Well other than the guys sitting around the tv/tailgate and every girl is a model.  They put pretty people in their commercials like everyone else.

/Also, you will go from crazy cat lady to pretty lady who attends cookouts with Drew Brees.
 
2013-01-31 11:30:38 AM
If you're against gay marriage, fine. I disagree with you but I at least know how to approach a discussion with you about it should one develop.

If you're bothered about sharing a locker room, already full of naked dudes, with a gay one...congratulations; it's no longer an issue of religious dogma forming certain archaic opinions but actually about you being a complete dumbass.
 
2013-01-31 11:30:51 AM

scottydoesntknow: Culliver's Crapology:

"The derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts in my head, but they are not how I feel. it has taken me seeing them in print to realize that they are hurtful and ugly. Those discriminating feelings are truly not in my heart. Further, I apologize to those who I have hurt and offended, and I pledge to learn and grow from this experience."

For a guy who can barely write/speak at an elementary level, that's quite an eloquent apology


"In my head, I find gay people repugnant, but that's not how I feel. It was only once someone pointed out that gay people read (and watch football) too that I realized that my opinion is economically harmful to me and the league. I blame the media for reporting this, and I curse you in advance for making me do a week of damage control and making this THE thing that everyone knows me by now.

"No thanks at all, CC"

// translated
// the only jive I know is old-style liturgical, so a few words may be off
 
2013-01-31 11:31:32 AM

thecpt: Lost Thought 00: NFL is trying to cover it's ass on this one. Fact is, they are the greatest propogators of homophobia throughout our society. Every add involving football deals with manliness being measured by the pursuit of bikini models and punching your friends in the face.

Unless its Aaron Rodgers gently placing his fingers on another dude's lips.  Actually, I can't think of any commercial that you're referring too.  Well other than the guys sitting around the tv/tailgate and every girl is a model.  They put pretty people in their commercials like everyone else.

/Also, you will go from crazy cat lady to pretty lady who attends cookouts with Drew Brees.


Thanks to Brees, I now know that NyQuil is the manliest night-time cold suppressant on the market.
 
2013-01-31 11:31:41 AM
I want to hear what Chris Kluwe has to say about it.  He is very eloquent and is fantastic at verbally biatch-slapping guys like this.
 
2013-01-31 11:32:00 AM

Diogenes: Culliver and the 49ers will take the field on Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens -- a team which features a very outspoken pro-gay rights advocate Brendon Ayanbadejo.

What a football player secure in his sexuality looks like:

[cdn.c.photoshelter.com image 271x375]


Football players secure in their sexuality stand behind ugly pregnant women?

If it's his, I for one am shocked that he's standing anywhere near her.
 
2013-01-31 11:34:24 AM
I suspect his apology was written by a PR person.
 
2013-01-31 11:35:38 AM

Klippoklondike: I want to hear what Chris Kluwe has to say about it.  He is very eloquent and is fantastic at verbally biatch-slapping guys like this.


I saw one comment on his twitter about it:

Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft

The proper response to @Cullyinthehouse isn't to mock him for insecurity over gay rights, but to mock him for buying fake Twitter followers.
 
2013-01-31 11:36:14 AM
Boxing is just men fighting for a belt and a purse in a ring.  And they have to come up with over-the-top nicknames like "Macho" and "Bonecrusher."  Make what you want of that.
 
2013-01-31 11:36:55 AM

thecpt: Lost Thought 00: NFL is trying to cover it's ass on this one. Fact is, they are the greatest propogators of homophobia throughout our society. Every add involving football deals with manliness being measured by the pursuit of bikini models and punching your friends in the face.

Unless its Aaron Rodgers gently placing his fingers on another dude's lips.  Actually, I can't think of any commercial that you're referring too.  Well other than the guys sitting around the tv/tailgate and every girl is a model.  They put pretty people in their commercials like everyone else.

/Also, you will go from crazy cat lady to pretty lady who attends cookouts with Drew Brees.


Not so much ads for the NFL so much as ads for beer, soda, GoDaddy, etc that surround it. You don't find ads anywhere near that offensive surrounding other sports
 
2013-01-31 11:40:23 AM

Lost Thought 00: Not so much ads for the NFL so much as ads for beer, soda, GoDaddy, etc that surround it. You don't find ads anywhere near that offensive surrounding other sports


Baseball has MILLER Park. GoDaddy's (current or previous) spokesbabe was a NASCAR driver. MLS has a franchise named the RED BULLS (which give you a boner wings). Fark, even GOLF has those same sponsorships.

Football's not the worst offender, and commercials aren't tailored per-sport.
 
2013-01-31 11:42:05 AM

Lost Thought 00: Not so much ads for the NFL so much as ads for beer, soda, GoDaddy, etc that surround it. You don't find ads anywhere near that offensive surrounding other sports


Okay, so not NFL commercials so much as sponsors that are doing tie-ins.  GoDaddy is crappy and buy network space.  I didn't think they did anything directly with the NFL.  Beer commercials are truly shiatty about it (I'm think the recent, budlight maybe?, where they question manliness and everyone laughs at that person) but those weren't directly tied with the NFL either.  I can't think of any soda ones that have offended me.

But when it comes to NFL commercials, they're pretty good about it.  It's just what networks decide to plug in as advertising for the base demographic.
 
2013-01-31 11:45:31 AM

scottydoesntknow: Klippoklondike: I want to hear what Chris Kluwe has to say about it.  He is very eloquent and is fantastic at verbally biatch-slapping guys like this.

I saw one comment on his twitter about it:

Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft

The proper response to @Cullyinthehouse isn't to mock him for insecurity over gay rights, but to mock him for buying fake Twitter followers.


I've heard of politicians doing this but do athletes actually do that as well?
 
2013-01-31 11:45:51 AM

Dr Dreidel: commercials aren't tailored per-sport.


I shouldn't say that - they have a ton of "The NFL: Sponsored by people who pay us millions of dollars a year just so we can say that" ads (there's actually an official skin-care product of the NFL).

The commercials tailored per-sport aren't qualitatively different from others that aren't.
 
2013-01-31 11:46:13 AM
Culliver answered, "No, we don't got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do."

I ran this through Google translator and it insists that it is written in English already. Odd.
 
2013-01-31 11:46:51 AM

thecpt: Lost Thought 00: Not so much ads for the NFL so much as ads for beer, soda, GoDaddy, etc that surround it. You don't find ads anywhere near that offensive surrounding other sports

Okay, so not NFL commercials so much as sponsors that are doing tie-ins.  GoDaddy is crappy and buy network space.  I didn't think they did anything directly with the NFL.  Beer commercials are truly shiatty about it (I'm think the recent, budlight maybe?, where they question manliness and everyone laughs at that person) but those weren't directly tied with the NFL either.  I can't think of any soda ones that have offended me.

But when it comes to NFL commercials, they're pretty good about it.  It's just what networks decide to plug in as advertising for the base demographic.


The Dr. Pepper "It's not for women" ads are pretty obnoxious.
 
2013-01-31 11:48:15 AM

thecpt: sigdiamond2000: I can almost guarantee you that this is a sentiment that's shared by the whole organization, and by every organization in the league. Certainly not by every player or member of the front office, and it's certainly not their official position, but it's an unspoken rule.

Let's just assume everyone is homophobic rather than accepting, that way the issue never gets resolved and we are in no means being judgmental like they are.

I know what you mean, but you can't just say that.


I don't understand what you mean. Are you saying I said "everyone is homophobic?" Because I actually went out of my way to not say that because I don't believe all players and management are.
 
2013-01-31 11:48:48 AM

ModernPrimitive01: The Dr. Pepper "It's not for women" ads are pretty obnoxious.


Your right, forgot about those. Again,not directly tied in with the NFL though.

Workaholics made fun of them accordingly.
 
2013-01-31 11:48:49 AM

ModernPrimitive01: The Dr. Pepper "It's not for women" ads are pretty obnoxious.


But the Workaholics episode making fun of it was hilarious
 
2013-01-31 11:50:59 AM

sigdiamond2000: I don't understand what you mean. Are you saying I said "everyone is homophobic?" Because I actually went out of my way to not say that because I don't believe all players and management are.


I assumed by saying the organization feels that sentiment, that you meant the players too.  If that's not it, then your post is confusing.
 
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